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Lose the drink, you know lose it the face like that was easy flares flares

Nostrils were flaring look good. You look great. You're just taking a sip. That's all I saw. Thanks ray. I got you man


You haven't been around

You don't know that sure I don't I don't I don't know the more you shoot a break up this best friendship

Yeah, there's suddenly one house that he's developed

What up, it's off-topic, I'm Michael we got Jeff ray Oh

Jeremy does good dab in gags man. Gavin made it on again

I did well cuz I knew you'd have this chemistry with right that's why

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Guys got calm down man. It's good. Yeah, no, I if you cut to the chat, then it's all just

It's just people coding all of Ray's favorite things used to say, yeah, that's great

Hey, you know thanks for having me young ray, it feels good. Thank you say yes to our lien by

Six days, so no I'm here for your six days every week. Oh

Yeah, thank you for having me he'll be back. So what do you been up to?

You know, I'm still playing games like a degenerate just at home because you know, I don't leave ever

But yeah, I'm just doing that. It was my four year stream anniversary yesterday. Congratulation. Thank you. Thank you

Am I gonna make a living yeah fingers crossed man fingers crossed. Uh, yeah besides that I got engaged that was pretty hype

Thank you. Thank you. We got a house. We got a dog

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Got some emerged. Yeah guy got a merch store doing our merch now that's constant

You see got a mom and a dad. All right still to my knowledge. Yes, I think

They're good. They want me to come back to New York still

Still think I can't make it on my own. So thank you, but I'm trying I'm trying to slide up the third house there

Yeah, exactly. I just get a third house and I'll just visit on occasion. But yeah, things are good. How about you guys?

Literally do


what we're playing a mic so we

Next week we talk about next week. We honor we honor knew neither took us a while. We got a new New Yorker

and she's

Uptown New York, yeah

But we have been running her through like some of the classic Let's Plays. We've done in the past like Rainbow Six Vegas

I'm sure you remember lef and today we were playing wipeout the very for our minecraft

Let's play are we competing at the Tower of pimps two-parter spoiler you won?

and so

Everybody threw it that hadn't been through it already over in the process of it. So Jeremy mad

Alfredo Fiona where today Ryan yeah ever and Michael was telling me that it was only me him and Jack right now

You have 18 employees

Who hasn't run it basically everyone

Oh, yeah

Everyone most everybody and it was really funny because like today of all days we decided to do that and then ten minutes a day

You'll know when I came in cuz right

It's also funny cuz I was like every want to be on the picket CD

I'll come by and we're walking he's you know always walking around

I'm he's like what you guys been up to and I walk in he's like still playing wipeout

Down here, you have a higher game of school that he did

Significant I did one of my favorite things is that Ray wasn't the first person to hit a million gate with school named Ray

Ray Ray Ray Congress that fuck

No, I didn't get that. He was the first to hit two million - it was what uh,

yeah, he

Retired you were tired. He

He did there's a guy named Smirnoff because this is what I do, I know the lure there's a guy named Smirnoff Canadian guy

Who's been catching up to him for years?

He passed him briefly when rate Cox got married went on a honeymoon. Then ray Cox came back. Got two million

He found his opening in his truck then paid for the honeymoon

While ray Cox is mine, you know, then he got a million and he's like, I'm good

What does he do is he just game for a living now?

I honestly have no idea and I am afraid to ask he's a nice guy. I mean he's been around

He was by the office last year sometime, right?

Uh, yeah, he was in town a couple years ago to have lunch with him

And yeah, he's just really nice games. Super nice his wife air. Yeah his wife now

It's a super nice super supportive and I'm actually doing some

Honey, yeah

Wow, it's a Boston. Yeah. Yeah, how do you know? I've not. Have you even played it? Yeah, I played it

I've got 200 out of a 6,000 and I think they're like you wanted 400 games going it. That's pretty good

How's the time trials going? Well? Yeah now I'm up to like beat the game on legendary in three hours for each game

Have you made any progress on that or no? Yeah. Yeah. I'm just walking on each level

I'm just like cutting down my time because it's segmented. Yeah, I have to go someone right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

I did a Cairo station run that was 11 minutes. That's pretty proud

I like hearing Gavin occasionally try to bring up like people to like get through his achievements

we're like the office is dying down people are out to lunch or whatever went foaming and it's like

Hey Jeremy, you play Halo 2 as Gavin's loading up. Halo, Mike

He's gonna show you use Jeremy to get so much I have to do so

There's a number about time, is it a number of videos I'm in probably

that have been games like

What is the hardest game you've gotten a thousand points or max achievements? Oh

Wow, King Kong was pretty hard. No HUD you have listened to Adrien Brody for four hours that big nose fuck

Yeah, no

Kind of we need not injure Brody. They're really sure. He's a nice guy. Yeah now some words, bro

I don't know superset

I can't think it's anything off the top of my head because if you get a thousand gamers go then you add like a whole

Bunch of deals. Yeah, and it's just that keeps going and going and going like overwatch

For example, you'd like perfect and I'm like, oh, here's a new deal see

The original a thousand. Yeah, and I just kept adding stuff and I'm just like I'm good. I'm good

Working on apex right now. Yeah, I look like the achievements very often, but for some reason the apex spoke to me, so

Really doable this super doable you have to win with every character

You have to give score five thousand damage without the character. You have to wait done

Those are like there's really not much else there for a battle royale game. That's pretty tame pretty aimless

I have like 800 points or nothing. I actually like what

Sony does with the trophies because you get the platinum. Yeah get all of them

But then if they add DLC it's like a separate list

Yeah, so it doesn't like you can just fucking blow it off, but you don't feel like you've lost you don't take your platinum

Yeah, yeah a little second day of what you get. It ensures. There's no platinum mini

Like you can eat you can easier easily be like oh yeah

I wish Xbox did something like that or it decides like some kind of platen. Yeah

Well, they do liking xbox like some developers do cheap out of the Xbox and give them the platinum trophy

Yeah, one of the achievements is the unlock all achievements achievement because they design another conversation. Yeah

That is the most commonly glitched achievement on Xbox games just to get all them

If they've got achievements in the game

There's a very realistic chance of one unlock

and the deserves are like sorry and then we'll put out a patch like up a month later something how many

completely busted achievements there are

Some time outlet you need to service to be up to yeah

Yeah, but stuff that just never worked how many achievements that no one has cuz they just never work. That's interesting

Is there an achievement than nobody on earth has yes

There's a couple of unattainable unobtainable achievements like indie games and stuff that just never worked then they never got patched

I just a bunch people just tweeted me that they're turning off the servers for Bernero and paradise. No, it's all those achieved

Yeah, I'm going it's been on for like 12 years. Oh

Okay, that's always my favorite every year around the anniversary Jack's like well, I guess it's time to dust off burnout paradise


Board that uh, burnout paradise is a strip Ellen. I think everyone is like that. I'm just most vocal if throwing back tear

That's the one that likes the goddamn. I came did not age. Well didn't age well genuine

It's fine for what it was you can leave it did to monetize

He's to leave in all the music and stuff copyright music and the achievements. There's no way we've got ads on this

Yeah, let's probably no we don't have ads on most more videos

I want a lot of it went I would do one of the debye daylight's we thought went because I made some joke about like

spitting and swallowing in the beginning

For dead nose, like I see a spinner or something they got to monetize they slammed it


I downloaded yesterday and tried it offline for the first time. It's really good. Did you do campaign or multiplayer? I did

Yeah, I just like the first level of campaigns

Way they do the swarms and how they like it's unsettling. Yeah, it's looking cool and smoking down. It's great

Yeah, we had a fear when we were playing it because we only did like the first two missions

Yeah felt like a better version of lesser day it did because you can level up

Yeah, there's like it was stuff like that's a great game, but I mean fuck

How old is left 4 dead 2 years old most I will say the multiplayer

I just did around while we're waiting to start and I was not impressed with it was likely repeat

Yeah, just like shitty but like human PvP

So it was just like it was like TDM and then everyone's all away. The zombies would come through just


What are you doing, dude?

I thought he did a good job

But then as he walked over and overflowed I had the confidence like I won't get to the table and everyone. Yeah

All right. Let's see how BIG's the head on there. It wasn't awful for Gavin. Well, that's might be can't tell

No, it's pretty good for him. No bad. That's the best one champ right you and are calling it. No, not yet. It's still uh,

The high quality h2o Cheers. Thanks. Gary drinking

Are you drinking my water now you take my water might lose my mind? Yes, I am lets go

No, I got I saw my Power Move I get it

I'll just go get another one sir. What's uh, what's that other game that got announced that's like the successor to live for dead

Don't ya that's its world we're CEO, is it really

Recently no. Oh it I wasn't sure if there was an announcement. Oh, I just assumed before the words. There was a gap

There was there was an announcement from Colonel whatever Oh total hockey upturn Arak, yeah

I miss I miss that yeah, fiona was gone at me hard today in the smash dream cuz they added that joker

Yeah, persona, Batman. Yeah. Yeah, and I was like Oh, what was he? Yeah, how do I get these scars? Yeah

From the new one. She's like lost it she's like, oh you idiot. It's 5l with all promotions Joker p5

I'm like, I wouldn't really play person. Yep. It's the fifth one. I

Was playing with I was doing on the stream

And I found out in the stream of Italy interviewed her persona, 5 is her favorite game of all times. Yeah all-time favorite game

I was just like maybe a little touchy

On play persona. She's like will you play smash idiot? How do you not know?

You're on Twitter. I know you get updates. I mean you see people are talking about it. That's like times fuck

I don't know. She had like stake in this

Saying that she's like no I'm not

Absolutely sure, I was like trust me you aren't here and now you are and I can tell ya hmm

I like it why she attacked you? That's a little rough

She's a I haven't played it either so you gonna come at me with a knife, what did she do to Gavin today?

She was both

Like poor Jill just clicked me in the temple and then cracked an easter egg full of candy boy

Was slow and methodical though, she was just like

Dumping the candy and walked while he was like boy this shoes going like this

Much like all bullies fiona has identified the weakest in the office and decided gathered in Matt and


It's been pretty fucking funny

Good call ray you left. Well, you got fired way before we did this show. Yeah

That's true. I

Yeah soon as I left you did all these you did this you did the D&D show

And you kind of like broke off and done of all these uh, uh, all these crazy amounts of shows

You know how many shows you're doing? Yeah, right ask me that

I was like, it's a crazy question, but I forgot he was here. We could have answered that

Yeah, you could've said like three I don't yeah, the last huge thing we did was was let's play a lot. Yeah

Yeah, I was like the beginning cut out

We had a nice calendar with a countdown to let's play yeah and when let's play live they just said fuck

There was nothing else the calendars just X isn't that fuck but

It was fine. I was with Ray on that. I was not looking forward to that

I was like that was a Jack idea you had a no Jack has a lot of miles up until a classic best idea

That's got a lot of ideas. Jack's always welcome. Always like no, no good one of them. You men and it was

But that's a great way to describe. It's like 99 times out of 100. Jack's ideas. You're gonna be like

You get what Al did ya get a charity stream or you get Sharon seems a crazy successful I guess let's my life. Yeah

Yeah, just those two

We're talking about go returns, right? Hey

Do you guys something tribute Tuesday by chance? Oh really, I mean games, you know or trivia than ever

Thursday we did the slow-mo artsy accent rails Jack. Oh, yeah

Yeah, we've trimmed honestly

And you probably would hate this but we've pivoted away from gameplay. Yeah as we can kind of learn

Yeah, it's not work that make gameplay fresh come over to you

Yeah, and it's just like I think we've all just like our interests are taking us in other directions like this ghost hunting thing

I legitimately wanted to be a ghost hunter. It wasn't just like a fun idea

Although there's a fun idea, you know or like weird play it which trying different stuff. It's hard to keep it fresh

It is hard to keep it fresh. Yeah, keeping it fresh couple of months ago. I said mark nut in a Minecraft it is

Oh, yeah

It was real did you see they're making another Olympics Kim? Yeah, I

I know - because I saw ray I saw the gif I'm like, oh man, I should send this the Gavin. Oh, that is Gavin

Goodness sent you that tweet that you made

Guy one day over 7:00 a.m. Passed it

you busy guys don't keep

Saying no if I traveled in two weeks you're saying no radius is no lie

Yeah, I said it open for years, but I finally say yes. Yeah, see if you can learn from me

That's good

Dude it is you've been in town for two weeks, right? Yeah. I have also been in town for two weeks. It's amazing

I've been up to do laundry. I

Already have like four trips and bands different works of aerosol work. Yeah, I

Yeah, I don't know about Gavin, but I last year. I think I travelled

45 weeks. What the fuck? Yeah. It's a long uses

And what was it?

You guys succeed

Yeah, what a guy

Know having you guys in town though. We've gotten a lot of content, which has been nice

Yeah, look we put a couple of days that were like really good

Yeah, is it hard to get everyone in for some it's all possible? I know there's like 15 of you in there

That's why that's why

11 or 12 talent or whatever just now because it's just

Yeah talent

It's jet it's very very difficult especially with him and I like if we're in the same thing, it's almost impossible, please. Yeah

Yeah, I'm gonna hang out more in like Admirals Club

It's the same reason that we did the Minecraft thing today didn't have Ryan Trevor Lindsay in it. Yeah just like not here

I don't know if there is one day I don't know there was one day in 2018

All of achievement was in the office at the same time there probably was one or two, and I'm sure we wasted

The mixers

For sure, all right. I got a question for you. Right? No. I very kill Jeremy Matt and Alfredo, uh

Kill Matt yeah, he scares the fuck out of me. I


Marry, Jeremy and fuck out free. That's the correct answer. That is the correct answer. Yeah, you asked me

And I answered correctly, it's correct cuz you wanna fuck out frame yeah, he's the most father's here you tea is horrible

I'd like I'd have him keep a shirt on though. His nipples are like black holes

They're unsettled like milk babies just like it's like no

Encourage like they absorb light. Yeah like Bert salami

Black hole recently that was just over that was I

It's a woman at a computer's relation itself Fredo discovered one end like this

Accretion disk on one side of his nipple fuck off. Okay. No, look at me. I'm smart big smart guy. Yeah

The dark

That was very generous of I would argue they've got darker did you have that on hand or did you make that right now?

They're spanking early. Hell. Yeah, Tim sent it to him. That is the document that something that is a very young Alfredo - yeah

Yeah. Yeah, how old - afraid? Oh, he's a 20 No

Really? Yeah. Oh shit. He's 29. Yeah, he's gonna turn 30. Yeah

Yeah, he looks younger than he is now. Yeah, yeah

Well, we'll we'll age him. Did she better off the same Jimmy? He got aged the first destiny raid with Ryan

That's not dyed hair this

Entire thing from the tip to the roof

Is weird how it works now, what do you do? I'm gonna talk about voodoo Ranger do it

Strong it's a strong beard

Yeah, this one that you're drinking is the juicy Hayes IPA 7.5% Well, you know watch out it's like

It's like the other ones already not a strong that all means nothing to me. I don't know what that means. I

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Here's the partner, but he's got his back like this for three days

By something I'm gonna wear a mailman outfit and like a potato sack and hell, yeah

It's a weird weird cosplay, but alright, but I'll do it and Gavin will be there at spilling foam

He wanted to put it in the ad

Which was a nice a nice touch a nice touch there like and then when he pulled it back it went every berry she ate

I I'll be honest. I even see that I was talking about earlier and he did it again

Oh, yeah, just maybe we just did I just meant when he poured it I was looking at. Oh, no, he sucks

Yeah, no shit awful PMON. We did portal more today. Yeah, I still have a weird way all the words were there

Oh Jeff say this morning Oh

He said does instead of do but it was just it was a real Ryan of he was like, all right

Make sure no I can't eat Mike it was so wrong. I can't read it

But he's like it was like what do we does now? Yeah, uh

What do we does win and and you're like what he does and you stood up and when did I say that

Idiot, oh man then okay. He's getting so much fucking worse with filming. He's so Oh anytime

It's vertical

every time and not because he films it because it's like he starts it and it's like it doesn't register presses record and then does

This so, you know

Every time

Having a dance-off

Like nine people dance and I was using fucking weights and everything Jeff's like oh don't think yes. I didn't hit record

Just like yeah, you guys look like you're tired that's fine. Hey, yeah, it's just like I was gonna post on

Instinct, which is fine on to record didn't get out yet. I did not record a

Whole video is like haven't DSLR and he will give it back to me and then like stop recording. Hey guys recording

It is the hardest thing in the world

I am getting worse and worse. It didn't even used to be bad. Be it worse in a lot of ways

I also uh, I trip over my words all the time. We already talked about boys

This morning that can I don't know what that is. Yeah

You shocked yourself with it

Like I shot myself on extra life. Yeah, I stunned myself by accident. Yeah

Baton yeah

Yeah, I actually Wookiee 72, I don't think I need a sabbatical I think I just ending yeah

Like a couple condition physically, I'm fine, but cognitively I think I'm losing I

Don't know I'd say but you look great just not as great you're gonna look cattle sound we're gonna look great in your casket

Yeah, thank you. It'll be an easier casket for y'all to lose. I'll forget the pallbearers

Wait, what you've done is made sure at the funeral that the lids open. Let me ask you this though

Okay, if you do like, you know not have enough friends outside of achievement or where you have to pay some of us

Yeah, can we at least get the go-ahead in advance that Jeremy and I can just like pump you Oh

actual casters

Feel the body next episode OB the casket and then it zooms out we're going I

Would like it if you did a yeah, if you did a king of the hill volunteer fire department style thing. No don't like corpses

That would be great. I'd like to be present for my funeral. No get work out anywhere you can you're a ball bear

Those caskets are having F would appreciate this. Yeah. Yeah. I pointed out to Ray

There was a lot going on cuz you know, they'll be doing minecraft as away. I showed him our small

Workout bench and waitress on the floor. Yeah. It's getting real stupid

Shit everywhere, you know a lot of weapons. Yeah, I can Alicia armory a very dude got away do nothing

That's two percent of what we actually what do you how do you what do you do with your art deposit?

Which is art you track him to Goodwill

You're the katana but finally art was just like stop. Well, you don't want the big break a lot of it. Yeah

Real swords. I mentioned there I was like, do you keep saying props?

Real swords. Stop taking them the prop. Somebody's gonna get cut in half. Yeah

We we tried to find a way to decorate the office like we put up

I don't know full because social video sort of welcome. We put a perverted is really who is. Oh, okay. All right

He showed me a thing in the ceiling

left and I was like

Hang on pop right back a nice pointed up because like I said on the way out I saw some old lady with an inhaler

I think yeah, I think that's a cow chop thing. I think they have that too. However, many of them are

War there's a 10% chance a knife will come back

Shopping, oh, yeah, what's moon bomb? What's that? Oh I have

A slim I telling you I don't I don't know the law out see sort of honeycomb ishbal. Okay. It's like a foam ball

And you can really win em they get oh hell yeah

Yeah, you just make it it's designed. So it's supposed to bounce more as a few

Resolve did anything that happens with the moon boy you can you pray come on Mary $5,000 all that can't be blamed. Oh hell

Yeah, and it happens a lot. It happens a lot

We really do now even more than moon ball moon balls kind of died out a little bit format ball

Which is just fuck Matt's desk. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. He's got all these little like knickknacks a house. Oh, yeah

I excited that to it quickly. I was like, could you know better?

Yeah, you know better its way we're taking them off for years

Yeah, it was like, oh you got some nice shit and then we just smash it

I was out for like a week I came back and there was a fucking hole in my desk

I'm like what the fuck happened and Jeremy's like I'll be honest

I kind of lost it like I lost my mind and I just hit your desk with a sledgehammer

for no reason to joke wasn't

Michael's like where you filming like they do on the slide saying?

Absolute best gift the audience has ever given us though because it's what they like somebody mailed it to us

We started fucking around with it and then it's this was a thing

And it turned into a thing in the US there's a clip

Alcohol's repainted one black and through. Oh my that's horrifying my god

That's legit horrified having your eyes open. You can't see anything and then somebody hits you in the eye. I

thought you having up in this and the one of the best things that

I've taken it to the nuts several times in my bed Shima none to Korea. This was the worst one. Alfredo has a myth. Yeah

Jeff called moon ball, and then everyone was yelling about something in Jeff. He's kind of involved and I I hit it

I threw one it hit Gavin in the ear. So he moved his hands up like yes, I totally threw another one they were right

That's a weird thing where like it turned into such a thing

We started making videos in it the moon ball people contacted us or like do you want to achieve my hunger moon balls?

And we worked out this licensing deal. It's crazy how things like like even the tower pimps

It's just kind of like

Yeah some from a video and then it just evolved and is now it's just you can't really predict it just happened

We actually just showed it off where we're getting at some point a Tower of pimps

Yeah, so yeah, okay thanks him said that whoever we oh, yeah

the hero

Everything is funny that the Tower of pimps is the size it is because that was a stack of gold that you had in them

Yeah, I was talking to Jon right before this that uh, I'm like 0.1%

Credited for making that because I was about to you. I just I just happened to happen. I

Think the hard work. Yeah. There you go, buddy

Every month here just scroll it back. So

That's just like the clip from I think it's a jackass movie where they're doing like roller disco in the back of a truck

But it's pitch black trying to scare instead of running into each other and shit. Nice lens the braixen

Yeah, we're trying to do something similar that recently. Yeah were you though?

Come back or won't a

Lot of stuff dude, I'm glad yes. I'm glad that there was only enough gold for four blocks

You know, I'm work much more complicated that would have made

Was like a 200 IQ pledge, he's got boredom I gots enough

For shadowing. I knew it's a good call. Hey guys. Yeah. Okay. I

Spent 15 minutes, my fucking desk is covered in glitter

I didn't know you were gonna be doing it the stuff I filled was the answer anyway

No, great loss I gave you let's my live and


Thank you

Thank you. I

Got like eight or nine episodes ready to go. We just gotta film it

And every time I bring it up every was like mm

all right, so I stopped breathing cause as I clearly don't want to do it so

I'll do go. All right

Just kind of doubled aims now and just

Thank you, probably one of the times I just want a cold pizza no, that was burst so what

I was saying I'm sounds like we could do Home Slice at this point. That's true, sir. You don't go

Well, you have a budget of a budget. Yeah, well, they spend on all the stuff

You got the fancy water machine fancy water a fancy camera. Yeah, how often right do you see?

I feel like the gif I see the most of us is when we're slipping down the chairs

Oh, yeah, I see that a lot

I see the one where I would go to drink water you squeeze the water in over my case

Which is still pretty funny people thought I was mad. I'm like no that was fucking funny

I see you in a big bouncy ball like a yoga ball. Oh

I kick it fix it or like he like jumps on it and bounces Bossa video. Where rain like drop cake Barbara Navarro

Yeah, don't be the boss

Okay, dad. I haven't seen that forever and then somebody posted it

Yeah, recently like and talking about someone coming on the show today. Oh

Yeah, that box cake was so fucking brutal it was pretty hard I probably could have Dom it back

I watched it again yesterday and I was like dude look how young and full of life. I was having Eric it was yeah

Definitely less like a little bit ya know I gained weight. I started my ass eight hours a day

Yeah, it does happen. It catches up ray ray saw John as he mentioned before he was like

John you look great. I was like, yeah you do is like Nam effects. No, I'm garbage a

Treadmill or anything sis? No, just my exercise. I take the dog in like a 15 20 minute walk every day

But then I just wasted on my ass for nine hours. So I walk it so that's true. Yeah, I'm the doorman

Hey, come back. Yeah, please come back or don't oh, there's the boss Oh Barbara snaffle in a Strauss

She's like shit brain damage. Yeah scream, we're not gonna taste that of her that's wise David Travis Oh

Jump kick to facedown. I

Like the recovery cure he County guys like he was like this and then yeah, this is like shit scatter

Dude, I watched it again yesterday. It went what an asshole. That's fucking funny. Yeah. Yeah

Do it for the content right? Yeah. Yeah. What do you uh, what are you playing these news?

Recently, I'm playing Phoenix right came out on xbox one, which I finally tried it. Does they points? Yeah, he points that's objection alive

Again, it's pretty good. There's a lot of reading sharp hair, but it's it's very funny very ugly during the reading parts

I just read it. You can do that now. Yeah, I can yeah


Kind of this this words out of more than two syllables. I'm just like you guys can figure that out

Trevor Cantrell, oh my god. He's got a real reading programmers. Goddamn illiterate like he's real smart, you know

But like that

He can't reach through three rings showed up everyday waters to read

He and then he gets fostered and then he starts blaming what he's reading look

If you did this wrong, yeah exactly. He screams get off my lawn and all of it

It's bizarre, but he's like I don't know. He's gotten dumber. He could just never read but it's a problem. I think he's

well he

Doesn't wear a kid that can't read so I don't know yeah he's coming while you can't read he can't see colors

Yeah, Wow, see I know right? It's like yeah life's been a real piece of shit to him

alas, that's it Oh

Period movement I said all right, I'm gonna get a raise get have you back man by Jack?

Let me know when in film and go

Oh, yeah days. I'm come back. I

Love you, thank you for all your many contributions to the company

You said Ian - you were the one that said it - huge contributions I do it for the kids

I did they were huge hits and then you I feel like were the meanest to him. I

Like to think I'm the meanest to everybody. That's true. That's it. You fight in my mouth -

A little bad - you guys you blasted Fiona - that was probably her first. Like I said, that was for Joker it was

In less than a second It was as I was taking a breath with my mouth open

Yeah, it was right in your mouth. You opened up you swap what it tastes like

Really taste like anything

Air, I'm breathing just think here


microcephaly air particles of poop

From my asshole into your mouth is what that was. You liked it down. Yeah, but Fiona was in the shockwave

Yeah quite a bit. It was bad

And then what

Gotta be on your channels. Got it. What I saw a gap ball

I think you ain't about through that well bad for her and like as soon as you saw it hit the wall

Sometimes you can tell where it's going. I saw I hit the wall news went. Oh boy

Slow motion you like it's gonna backed up and it just I think about that too

It's like like I almost have Fiona and I felt bad because I was like man, she's really gonna take that out on that

Do to you nothing she's gonna go over here dirty shoving him. Oh

I'm going hey, if I kept you on with a move on she just grabbed you do you suck what I'm gay

She's gonna get in the vibe. Yeah, are you still like

Savant good at Tetris. Yeah, do you play that? 99? Yeah, Oh what?

Yeah, just on the break of day was no I saw I loved it a lot. It's it's a fun game

It's cool that it's free. Yeah. I'm it's good content to shit. I wish you could play with like a

Like you can invite people to play. Yeah, that'd be cool

But I mean, it's pretty bare-bones, but for free it's a lot of fun

Do you play any do you play battle royale games? Are you into not really? Yeah, not really

I try to you know, I tried for tonight for a little bit. That was okay

I did a little bit of Apex, but I really played like the only multiplayer game I play is Tetris 99 really?

Yeah, I just do single-player games for the most part that's from the clan even like oh

Yeah outside of like outside of streaming, but no not really

Yeah, this is when I was at the the brink and I somehow won

It was like I should have lost like four times. How many wins do you have in this game? I think like 15

It's uh, yeah, I mean it's it's you could be good at the game, but you still need like a lot of luck

You can't like get fucked over anything like that. I'm living in the moment right now. I'm like, I'm dead. I'm dead

Classic great I said I'm gonna die. This is me. Like I'm dead. Hey, did I ever watched a play call of duty?

Alright, I'm gonna die right here. Yep. So hanging on just still hanging on we're good

That's I think I lose I would lose right there but I held on long enough that


Was legit excited dude. Shut up to you. Soulja Boy got in second. There you

Guys, my age go so I fuck you owe me kiss on the lips. Jinx


Did not buy it, but I should have would have been good content

What is taste fist

A lot of people are screaming about case

We're not gonna tell you we're not gonna say it's a little like it's basically like a brass knuckle, but it's plastic

Okay, but it's got a button on it

So when you make contact it, like pushes the button and you saw oh that's just wrong. It's like a Taser knuckle. Oh, yeah

It's like a little sneeze do it. I'll do it. But again like while you quit

We just took lunch other and zapping each other and 69. It's dangerous in there

so we've gotten bored the most simplest thing that I remember is when I think someone sent the office like throwing knives throwing at the

Wild and this is hitting on

Ya yeah, and now he's off to the idea of hazing her

To understand

The situation the casket he's like I'm coming back

I think so. No


Man, what are you get up when you earn?

You wanna be a nun? What's that? What I don't want to be a corner. I'm gonna get fucked. I want to be a

Fucking do you want to get spread somewhere?


I am a hundred percent the fucking Danny DeVito. I'm afraid

Goodbye, little beauties. It's like eat me. Fuck me

Throw me in the trash

No, well my ass just putting into a balloon but no one knows what one so at a random kids party


Weird, you don't know you don't know well

For I want my corpse to be spring loaded behind my gravestone

So when people come up I just watch your head would fall. You just gave me a great idea Jeremy

yeah, my new girlfriend and I we I've been pranking each other a lot lately getting really into the breaks in the chat and

My mother oh my account hell, yeah. Well I logged in for like two years ago

Also always a little odd types, do you have to I know

She has one but she doesn't know how it works. Yeah

Because it's already there. She don't understand. I log out lying that Cortez's in the shell. Fuck any Cortez mom

Third person

She's like Denise thinks this just so I think the chat knows I don't know if they think that it's I'm sitting here, dude

She's very full of herself. And now you know why I am the way that I am

That's pretty good though, right? Let's you support you though. It's here's what I want to do Jeremy


how minute I'm gonna have somebody it ought to be one of you guys if I'm still dating my girlfriend at the time and I

Die, I think I wanna I want to make up for the high

It was an amicable divorce but uh as much as those things can be

But feed it into some kind of a line with pressure so that when she goes to take her first, I'm dead shower

instead of water that comes out just


Liquid first so that you stick to no, this is Jeff mud

Money Jeff over yeah, but then if it's muddy would shoot out right would just trickle yeah, there would be less spaghetti. Jeff spaghetti. Yeah

Perfect week I

Don't get the reference what the greatest rapper of our time. Imma go

Oh boy, what's up she wants to fight you already? Yes

Know why I can feel it over there, you know just anger, you know, like in like DBZ when there's like lightning damn

Hey captain's hat in the cross-ice. Do you have any lunch money on you?

Cuz you're about you're gonna have my own lunch

It's bad you might as well just go and open up your wallet and give her something you

Want my green card, oh, yeah. Yeah one of those nice

Big time Jimmy guide the guy's not a big time

Do you hang out with like shroud and you know

No, I actually we don't have that many streamer friends outside of Austin like there's a couple in the area we hang out with but

For the most part. I'm just like in my own little

Twitch. Yeah, is that does that ever get difficult for like full-time streamers of like? Oh you should hang out

It's like you should come my house

No one wants to hang out because if they're not streaming then you're you know losing money so people are like fuck you

I'll see you at PAX East for like five minutes and I see like, alright, we'll talk again later

I'll see you APEC's problem do the same thing. No, I I really have an excuse

Classic like I do appreciate the last couple years of seeing ray would be passing him with r-tx. Yeah, it's alright. Yeah

Well year you guys have like fifty eight things to do a day at r-tx, don't you? Yeah, that's crap. Yeah, I'm sorry

RTX I saw your booth. Yeah, not like walked by it and I was like

I wonder if Ray's here and I was a ground for you

And then you just like popped up from below holding a body pillow over yourself

The last time I saw ray at RTX it was outside

I was walking with a bruise and I heard brute scream and I look and Ray comes over gives like Bruce a big hug

He's like, hey Bruce Bruce again

You were my boss, I don't know how do I how do I do this? Hello, sir? How are you quite possible playing the games?

Like a tier list yeah. Well we're gonna drop on your hair caleb is CEO now

It's not deep we got a big roster but it's very shallow

It was there was there was some

There was some compromises made it's like we make just give them a title. It'll make it happy

Yeah, you're in charge and then it's snowballs out a number

Of times early on but when Trevor got the position and Gavin immediately honed in on it we would be doing videos

He's like Oh boss travel you the boss anybody? Yeah, okay


George is like okay Gavin great. Thanks. Fuck you

He does a great job

When he's not taking multiple vacations, yeah see big this show up to work off and

Now he's back on vacation he's vacationing for two Trevor has to take all of his normal vacation

okay, then he has to take all the vacations Barbara tells him he has to take oh

Nice. Oh, he's not in the kitchen in Kate. He goes Canon a lot these days because of Barbara I assume right?

Yeah, I don't know that it's related. I think

Maybe he's got I just assumed she needed somebody to carry her bags. I assumed it. Yeah, I mean he is her boyfriend


am so sorry Trevor

Trevor was always super nice to me firing like Jack. He's not here the easiest way not to get in

Just if anybody doesn't know this the easiest way not to get made fun of it receives is to be in the room at all

Times that's true Jagga. Is he on the building and he still got thrashed. Yeah. I had to show hope

That's really funny

Jack isn't funny. That was funny when it's like a day that we were making fun of the sea Jack's box

Before you doing it again? Oh

All the money he raised this with a kid that box is just collecting dust on a shelf like

You know, I like it at school like a kid I'll pull a girl's pigtails and you're like wow he likes you

That's what I have to

I love Jack the most and Gavin. Oh

you fucking better use your


You've been working with Jack for how long your husband run stuff tell you he's been you that's crazy jeepers

ten years old Jack part not the issue

That's crazy. Yeah work on Jack for ten years hasn't it? Hasn't all been fun

He's been getting it hard this Park yeah great guy he's

Got some nice cats had the nicest lunch with Jack today. You did just destroy them


That lunch I feel like it was like oh you guys don't worry about it

We'll cover all the other shit you go to lunch and then they were like, oh sweet

Well copy fun house will do more portal out there

I've also been

I'm jamming in every angle

I've also been trying hard in my mouth outside of work and off-camera to say nice things to people I

Had a nice talk with Fiona yesterday. I said some nice Thai to Jack who doesn't let fought in my mouth

but that was


Constantly compliment Jeremy on how skinny he is. He does. Yeah, there's a lot more. I think he might think I'm into him

what does a lot of back and forth about

Me tell each other we're insane

Your bicep what?

You got yes know what I like is the like what I enjoy most of yeah, yeah

Mike is

That photo everyone send it to all four that's what I was about

my favorite thing is planting the seed so we had this whole thing of like Jeremy Jeff and I

Got fed with fat piece of shit Jeff. That's the wafer. So we said lose weight

36 pounds. I know a oh, we're all losing weight. Let's just shit on alfredo cuz I'm fed. No such a scheme

We we found out I this we found out I was skinnier than Alfredo. Oh really like is a point

I went like 172 and he weighed like 178 and he goes what a tank. He goes he goes yo, for real

Yes, and he's like, uh-huh and I saw in his eyes, oh, yeah, he showed weakness

All right, so that was the end of the house. Yeah, I mean it was the beginning of the end

So we're really waiting and hammering him

So I make a point whenever like am I posed to photo like Jeremy there?

I send it to Alfredo first

You like text I texted to him and I'm just like or I'll like lean in like hey, man, what's up?

He's like what's up? And I look BAM and I just sent him the photo and then I and then I

Really impressive so now

All the comments are did you send to Alfredo just an ad or Fredo Jeremy posted that photo in all the comments like

Tagged Alfredo. Yes. He came in this morning boy. What have you done you started?

well what Michael like

Really hits him with it

Like Michael's got the weights in the room and hope you're lifting up Michaels like oh, you know

I'm just doing like 20 pounds over here. You could probably do this with the sandwiches that you get

Just some banter

Okay, pick up a weight. Matt was doing it dude. Matt was lifting some weights today

I mean after drinking heavily

But anyways lifting away that flexed was yesterday of the day before and Jeremy's reaction was just it was gold

He was like he was almost disgusted his Muslim basically. Yeah

yeah, he was like, hey, we don't know what we were talking about effort what Matt just cuz he was like

and Jeremy just just like

I don't know. It was really funny. I laughed and you coming. You're like, I don't think I've ever

I said like go down before

Like in the cartoons like

We also found out that matt has a workout set up I don't believe it I don't believe it

It was like the same white things. It's alive. I think it's a full-on line. I think it's a lie

I got those you gotta take a picture of

Weights right? I can set them from like five to fifty pounds and you know

I brought him in we were talking about it because we're stupid assholes and then you bought the bench

because we perpetuate our

Just like lose earnest now at the office. It's like why not? You're homeless anyway, you know swole whatever. Yeah and

Matt just comes over those. Yeah, I got those and I was like, what what what are you talking about?

Yeah, I was like, what are you talking about?

He's like, yeah, I got those at home and it was just like the room was silent. Yeah, I'm just like

What do they do? What do you mean? You got him, right? Oh, yeah, I'll use them but like

My family sent them, you know, I'm just like happy birthday right now. Jess first Jeff. Jeff was like what Doorly holding a baby?

It's an extreme you can buy fucking 20 $30 wait wait, I wouldn't think that's crazy like five twenty pound whatever

I'm like you have the 50 pound

Adjustable Bowflex weights at your house and you're Matt brank. What are you talking about? He's a new gun

Yes, I don't believe it. That's I immediately thought of like is there like a cinnamon stick with doughnuts and marshmallows?


Just it just dumbfounded. Oh, yeah, I always feel good. I don't usually get like dude they will still Swiss

when we roll in the depths of hell know how they're gonna say after Matt kills that is

That'll be my hell. Yes. I'll have to keep making videos with you guys

For eternity only gameplay. Hey, don't I love making videos? I just not as

That was backfire

Cards anything now? Okay. I just not this into the gameplay as I used to be

Yeah, what with being in my 40s and all being an area proper adult bitch

Does that make you sad in a way that you don't like games as much as used to know?

You're just completely it makes me sad that I have to like play-doh

Just so far past that then you like, you know all the ocean chef fortunately for him

He composed about it, but he's got meetings like almost all the time

I very rarely see the struggle when he doesn't have a meeting of him trying to get out of the video is always nice

We're Jeff and you would play like Angry Birds Star Wars for hours just try to get achievement. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Thanks now I have

Gems Awards no James Laura's my main game. Yeah that I hadn't played every day for fucking fears or whatever. Um, you know,

I've never played it

I just know that I used to look um, but uh, but that may effects. Yeah. Yeah

I just I don't have the attention span for games. I don't give a shit about single-player or like story

Yeah, especially there'll anything when you thirty hours long. I just never have the time just to invest like an hour

Fifteen quick bursts. Yeah, so I can play like two or three rounds of apex and I'm good for the night or whatever

So I just that's just all I have time. It's a lame thing to say. I don't have time to play games anymore

you're a busy guy, but I am fairly busy and then

It's just like uh-huh. Yeah, just over at your next book. Yeah

Need to read

Read a book in over month that comes across that's a good name rate worried about break. Meet my arse 420

Yeah, dude, why did where?

NATO me pushing XM. That's how they paid for that. They paid for those. This is probably the first map joke's on you guys

I guess again your cut. Yeah. Thanks. You have this one peggle, okay

Tangle free. Yeah make shit right III damn it. You want me to beat you at that too? No

Shot it was a connection. Oh my god remember that

Car from the Kinect one mistake. It was not great to hunt ghosts now

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Stitch fix this week's top now. There's someone's there's good timing for handy a walk up Andy's here

Have a quick brewski

I'm shocked. You're still here. Oh you guys who do a little Internet box. You're I'm Harbor and you Mike

Are you still good? That was really funny. What's up? So get a recording you got questions?

Just uh just the person I wanted to talk to actually oh, that is Friday

That's typically when we have almost comes of meeting together now, huh?

Today do you?


Andy you just got back from celebration I did I just went in the hollow. It was really good

Yeah, I got to all the panels. I got to go. I

want to get into

What panels did you get - I went to the stars. It was a nine panel. I got to the Mandalorian Clone Wars

Alan tudyk panel. That was awesome

How many people go to celebration? Do you know what the attendants always like?

60,000. Well, right so almost r-tx

Oh, they'll get there. They'll get there one day. Yeah, it was five days this year. It was a quality

I say this is this is how big it was. I I walked in and Jack was watching the trivia

Contest. Oh the one where I bomb. Yeah, and he was like and he's fucking getting killed

oh, yeah, I did a uh

Light collider did this row down and they had me on as a guest

What what

Andy yes, he he could talk. I know some people not a Star Wars. Yeah, my other hand like Vader cool

yeah, um and like I think I got

Seven points and like everyone else like the other four people got like 24 25 closer six and seven

I I didn't even get to the final round. So you found out you're not a real Star Wars. That's right

There are these years you thought you are

It was like it was like let me ask you a question - okay as in someone who doesn't like Sara so much as mayor

No, it's I know I like Star Wars very much think you got not a loser. Yes. There you go

What landing pad did they order Han to land on on Cloud City? Oh

okay, uh

See, Cloud City

Empire Strikes Back

The name of the landing pad. Yeah, the number a flat designation flat ass. Oh, it's a number

Yeah, I've been this is a question. They asked I I was like -

It wasn't it was a multiple-choice. No. Oh, yeah

I think I could have done multiple choice, but I didn't quite know the rules of the show

No, it was like one three three seven or something elite. Hell, yeah

hold the new

Again, this is why you're saying is I got two of the four numbers Kraft. Yeah. Yeah. Those are the two points. Yeah there

Yeah, I I put it into perspective where a lot of numbers. I was like Andy went to the Star Wars. Oh

You're on by a factor

Others I was like, what does it say? When Andy goes to Star Wars and they're like get out of here

You jock you're not. Yeah, I'll stop you or me. Get out of here


People like people like we're studying like I was competing against my friend's

Wife Molly who runs who helps her run this I was explained YouTube channel and like they were watching the movies

What's up, there's confirmation. You have a friend I have other hand

Metal bags man. They're like everything I got like three going out duck

Thanks, man, they know they know that they're friends of yours, yeah, my mom doesn't even pay him anything

So yeah, she sends us stuff. Yeah

Dude, I'm really happy dude. Sounds like things are really turning around. Thanks

Yeah people like watch Star Wars and like to the trivia

I like to prepare like they watch like the movies with subtitles like six different times who uh,

Who else with you guys didn't go together per se you guys. I met have a bunch. I know

Freelance for them and Blaine worked for another booth

He was like I was like definitely stay at the booth the whole time

I was like, I'm gonna take one photo op and I'm free to do whatever I want. I was like, that's pretty awesome

Well, but yes, there was a bunch of us there speaking of working out you seen the pictures of Wes working out

He's like a muscle guy now, isn't that yeah, he flew right past Chris got came really didn't he's a Louie

Pinche Chris get all Muslim back to Chris's. Chris has been working out there. Any yeah. Yeah. Yeah

he's not working out for years that he's seen no results, but he's definitely

Definitely he's looks the same even was its wit. I know he works out. Do you think you still beat him in it?

Is he bulkier than Gavin? I am Chris Demers holding Gavin, I think

That's what I'm saying. As Chris is kind of a slender guy. I know

In there, but I bet if he ripped his shirt off and be like he would fuck Gavin

Oh, yeah, own is gonna do the mat for sure. Yes. Javi should be used as a diagram of a skeleton. It's true with hair

Aaron is you our gross? Yeah. Look how much it pops off

Yeah, so like he doesn't need packs cuz his hair just pushes its told he could fake it, you know

like when you wet a cat down it's like

Smaller in the shower

Gallon gallon looks like Captain America before he takes a shower

Who's who's your Captain America it wasn't Chris the free Captain America and that's short - yeah

He's trying to replicate that in real life. Yeah

That's the power of the cups it's not Gavin the cup now it's all the cup no no

All kidding aside - Andy, I'm happy at a good time in Star Wars. I'm super happy you have friends and stuff. Thank you

Have a gentleman

long as long as I have

It's great. It gives us time. It gives them a nice little crawling. I'm assuming it gives every literally everybody else on earth

hope right that

Anybody's got a friend like poetry that's episode 10 has been announced yet

Do you think that's the least friends now, would you say that?

It's gotta be right you you said Matt in like Mach speed not the sense wasn't even out yet you like

No, I feel like Matt's got me. Oh, no, he's

Jeremy Matt's got me all wait

no, he doesn't but how many was high Matt's got other people how many of Matt's friends is Matt like

Matt doesn't like anybody okay, but he has people who like him he does see how he does

Brian sees anyone. Yes his wife and his kids

Also tries

Every chance he has to stay everywhere an extra day

He's like I just made a hotel room by myself or deal with two insane children all day long

I'll take no, I had a good back-and-forth with Ryan on the last cosign. We went on about leaving the next day

I was like getting home

Because it's like Jeremy and I were on super early flights. You were going to Boston. I was coming back home. Yeah, but I

on your fight just to hope to get home earlier right like five hours earlier because you're like

Should I get home at like noon instead of five I came back? Yeah, she was streaming. Yeah, but Ryan degenerate

Yeah, but Ryan was just like how are you gonna go home to sleep in?

I'm like, I mean, I'll just sleep in when I get home

Are you gonna get up early your travel? You gonna get home like just stay in the hotel and just sleep here

Do you get home and I was like, yeah, but I want to get home

I want to like I was like I can I can just as easily get home and go to sleep at home and he's like

What's a different thing if you sleep in here and you wake up and you fly home or you fly home now and go to?

Sleep like you still you sleep in you're gonna wake up and I'm like, yeah, but I can sleep like in my own bed

yeah, that's like

You know fuck around it's just not like it's not your home

Yeah my house or whatever and he's like, you're not fucking sleeping. You got two kids

They're gonna be running all over the place and I was like, it's like all right for help problems

Like not one of them isn't doing shit Ryan. She's a baby some opposition point. Yeah - I'll just close the door and

Lindsay you'll watch iris. I'm making those my wife's not gonna watch them. They're gonna be all over me

A second home. I'm like and now we've gotten to the bottom. Yes

Ryan's Ryan's life has nothing to do and it's like oh my god

I just wanna sleep for five hours before I go home to that nightmare. Yeah loves his kids very much. Sure

Probably won't with us. Maybe I would assume I think he's doing kid stuff every every time he streams

They you see conformational life. They pop in they pop out. It's like that was that easy money. That's

Great, if you got sound actors, yeah, that's what isn't there. Now. You're good what they do? Yeah, forget what they do

That was not we didn't Jack him

no, I'm jacking but I

Can't defend himself. Right? Right. He wouldn't anyway, he wouldn't care. Oh, yeah, right Mike Ryan would come over here

He pop off when we got back. Yeah. Oh

Oh, oh

Then a new pope that's your new puppy. Yeah

That's your single Mozart. So you're you're very cute dog. Yeah. Well, I mean she she could leave take dog with her

What's the puppy's name? Oh, you got a dog? Well your she talk here now. All right like true blood

Yes. Yeah. No, I ask you the same question. She had no idea like Gill moco like Joker

That's persona 5 I will beat you up five your favorite games

First then she'll show the camera. Yeah attorney to the boobies. Oh

You poopy village like six? Yeah looks like clicks and views

She loves me too much fucking she's have a dog

How big is that dog that's not difficult is it Adam

Is John here I

Don't know has it been here the whole day

No, I I just got her now

Going in New York. I got distracted thinking I was gonna make a Jon Risinger pet jokes, but I did not see what the dog

So she's gonna fly with you

What breed is she you know, she's a

Good puppy back, right? Oh, it's up in the air. That's a yes. She's gonna know

She's coming back. Yeah, why did Michael go?

Yeah, did someone just say oh god, that's Eric

Yeah, I thought was cute he walked off his show and hates it

This Eric. Oh, yeah, you guys like scooped him up for mega64, right you like poached. Yeah we skip we poached him

We outbid them. It was tough


Minute because they were offered a really awesome package but we uh,

We're if we were able to put some stuff together and then were you just like hey you and work for us

He's like, yeah, and we were like we pay then he was like, excuse me, you know those science class projects

We put the egg and throw it off a roof and see if it lands a crack one of those didn't work

That's how Eric ended up here Oh

Slam that concrete out front

By ending its record on Saturday stop water

Areas oh, it's actually coming. See camera. Yeah, that's a question for you

f marry kill okay, uh

Derek Sean or the other one rock rock, I'm


Sean's a decent shot being a husband and father. He's a bunch of he's got a

Dildo. Yeah, huh

Everything was

I don't worry. No, he got a vasectomy. So I know that he's so you can't get me

Christ I'll be fine. No, so that's good. He should Garrett all of his incisions and everything on the podcast is hell

Yeah, fucking gross. I pre header. I'll say I'll say that I marry me I'll marry Sean

Do I want to kill you want to kill raka? Yeah, I'll kill elke you'll rock. Oh

Boy, there's too many toys there and then if I fuck them all the toys are looking at me, Derek Derek

fucking Golgotha

Staring at ya

He's gonna he's gonna wear like the power more furs and like do tricks. I'm out

I'm glad you asked about he's saying yeah. Yeah, so I guess I'll fuck Derek. So yeah coming for you hell

Yeah, do you still like those guys? Yeah, talk to him all the time all the time all the time on the phone

Well, no, I talked to us everyone

Feel free to text your current friends you wanna hang on to valued you texted me the other day


Hang out. All right, cool. One's yours. I'm busy this year, but let's do it next year

I do have a pump. I used to have a rape pop socket, but it broke fuck. Yeah news out of town

But uh, I always talk to my wife. I was like you might want to have Eric over for Wrestlemania

You know, let's go. I was like maybe we should just have more and watch pay-per-view

Watch wrestling you have to invite me so I can bring my girlfriend so she can jump

I was so shocked the last few night. I had and you were in town. Yes, dude. That's you. Yeah wrestle circus is back

Oh, I'll go to I like to go to rest. Let's go to wrestle circus. Hell, yeah

Okay, we're gonna see dick food guy what's his name

He got excited

It flops, it flops. He always liked to make some very spit coming out. I saw it. Yeah. Yeah the foam it's the wrestling

Yeah, it was good. Talk about a G wall

Nobody said yeah, how was I?

who was here that I missed the

Puppy no, I didn't miss this. You saw the puppy that

Didn't miss I didn't miss it

Did mmm I?

Talked recently about the fact that I had the coup night and then you and Gavin weren't around for it

instead of a little oh and we play

Villains. Absolutely. I can do that or in addition to yeah. Yeah bad card games right not really besides like you yo sorry ladies

I don't y'all moist now. There's gosh in yeah. Yeah. No, but nothing like that or like secret Hitler - it's fun. Is it? Yeah

Do you do it on your board game show we do. Yes, well

There's no Dyson ball. We didn't know was pretty funny other bang bang that had dice was okay was fun. It's fine

What's the best one so far?

Uh, you logged in one night superval. I went alone that super villain

Yeah, I my favorite thing of that and then cutter la Blair was really fun. Who was my favorite until I played super villains

Yeah, she was good. There was also

I like red dragon in red jacket is Gogarty. He did somebody got that fucking tattooed on them. So, okay


Goerke which is just like a little animated right sitting on the throne and they got it fucking touching. Yeah

I mean I crazy mistake that I mean, it looks great

But I'm sorry you won't like us in here for now two years old, I guess in six months

You'll be like I can't believe I watch them money hate those I can't I can't wait to read about how much you hate us

on reddit and six ones

Damn, great tattoos. Sorry though. There's another edge of their body though right there. No, I fuck it up. Let him do it

There's a red dragon in a tux. We can play Larry's had it for a while now. Oh

Yeah, there's Jim return. Please. Let me have like the super curly hair. Yeah, he's kind of like Solero

He's the one you look at and you're like, I don't think I want to talk to

Him before, I'll say it again you ever seen Larry in a photo. Yeah

He looks like it every time you take a photo

He's like he's got this serial killer face his eyes go a little like, but that's fine. Is there a picture have a seat?

I was playing I was playing smash today with Larry's like where's the photo of Larry on the on the on the roller coaster?

You have a roller coaster ride

fuck I looked at the wrong time on the roller coaster is great because every bit of him is going backwards except to

Someone who doesn't know who he is like it doesn't go like Larry his skull is too small

No, it's just like the wind has taken everything away for like Jerry's around. Yeah, pretty much. It looks great

No, no when you see it, I will say this, right?

How'd you not quit you would be in heaven right now because there are over 200 animators for you to get lunch with hell

Yeah, you would have loved it. They were so nice. They're like hey wanna go chick-fil-a

Yeah, man. Sure and I get back there. Are you serious?

Adam Koch, yeah, that's coming soon. Yeah, that was in that was right after our let's play live. That's like the last place you see

Well Adam Kovac sir cooked in Lebanon, it's Larry. That's what's looking over you that's been Kovac

What is drowning you?

Thank someone who has no humanity left

Funny I love Larry, but I'm also scared of Larry

Good, and I think that's exactly where he wants you to I totally agree. No, he's watching right now. No

Oh, yeah, plotting now right there Larry

Someone say psych please Larry like don't kill me first. Yeah kill Jeff last do my favorite kill me in the middle the middle

I want to be first ladies last two is that too stressful? I don't know who but kill me first. I

crave death

Oh lower case

Every one of those rollercoaster photos jack was posing for the camera

Like he knew where every single kid sees that seems like a very jackpot damn nerd. He's a super roller coaster. No

I'm just I mean he can't deny that is that a bad thing like a roller coaster?

Nobody went spout off the star location, it's mom

She's a roller cleaner group, you know harissa Kudrow insulter. Yes

Rose not that's maybe Schmidt's wrong in the show

Ah, and she was a bad mother who abandoned her daughter because she had to go ride the roller coasters

She's like a roller coaster groupie and she follows rollercoasters around the country rollercoasters. No, she's goes from like roller coaster that's pretty school

And then at the end in the last episode of Kimmy Schmidt whoa or final episode where Kimmy opens up a

roller coaster it keeps it there not for fucking ever that's telling

It's it in this 26 months ago

Last year. There's a thing where Jackson I forgot what park we were going to but he's like

They're gonna build a roller coaster here. It's gonna like do this gonna be set up in this way

They haven't announced it yet, but then you slip in a dill

We don't

Was gone before I got here yeah

That's upset. It didn't last that long cuz he was just like I got it. I guess we kind of did yeah. Yeah, really?

verbally, so it was a bachelor party podcast when you all dressed up like jack on the podcast and you really hit I was totally

Still I was like wow. Yeah Walt yes. You called yourself, Dylan Berg


Know which is unfortunate too because then then

like after it came and when we hired Ashley Dillard and it was

It was like he would have lasted very long

I was just like I wish it's just it's not there anymore ins

It would have been funny two years ago because man you're explaining this there's just no idea about yeah

Who are you is like I'm worried about why are you killing me?

I don't be talking to you right now that fucking serial killer behind me

hours of the day and

Also, one of the best workers and Achievement Hunter like I'll be like dillhole wouldn't come out

Just go. Okay. Alright and then back to work. Somebody asked me today who that she's it at her anyway

Who the best?

Achievement on her employee was I was like her I think Ashley Dillard because I know the least about her because she works the most

Like he's always I've never been a problem. I'm thoroughly. Well, I think she never talks to me when she does. She's very funny

I'll never have a complaint will say or some room is pretty much all awesome

That's why I said pretty much yeah, Ashley. I know where Larry says

Just come to work. Oh god they're on their job. What's your problem with wings dumb dying me started

It's a joke that you even bring that up. She's great, dude

Have you ever walked into all this and seen how a little bits in a chair?

Oh my god

Oh, so you just like, okay like gone I think justice upper back is on the chair he's gonna snap

Physically say it's whatever he's got to do to yet. It's his little dick off and he's

Gone right do your job and don't talk to me and had a dick fall off. He gets like hammered

Because he's always filming shit in achieving hunter. So it's like moon ball shit anytime we get like an extra camera

He's just there and he is emotionless. Okay, whacked with balls into it. I assume

He takes a shower and it's like The Crying Game just fucking in tears he's got bruises all over his body

It was like he can finally react to you shows the the the stealth ball clip earlier

you guys are all standing line and he's like this like in the

Silent that was the first time you've heard Alec though. He took well good one at one point just

Always where he's really impressed, he's aloof Alec is made of iron. Athlean

We're all you know going everything hey time to film our ooh Gavin goes wasted time secret

Actually like Weems the most but they don't want to give her that cut. Alright, Sarah. Will you all to count? Yeah

Our first show at the rodeo we know how to create two accounts

There was your the best is that's the wrong your idiot Oh God

Solace car and just ended all the good jobs over Jesus

So it's the star next to name like they are their first members members and Haley are only first-timers Komodo

What's the second the two stars? I've seen that like a

Console who works here. Okay. Hell, yeah

If you see two stars, that means they're double gold okay, I think or double gossip them

No, he's got three team lines actually I'll get the one one added to - whoa

That's like big dick money. They're just swinging around. Awesome. Hell, yeah, I think teeth is you work here

I know roosters your work your teeth is your moderator and oh, so not everyone hell. Yeah, come on, which makes no sense

Yeah, guna block it

Somebody I'm Chad I

Am just say hey go fast. That's our dude. I love the new setup in the stream room. They have like the

Couch and the fucking TVs with the other TV with with the chat next to it

So like whenever we do live shit, it's not like let me check my phone out and you're going like this

It's like this setup. Well, there's another good setup nerve

Nice, have you played that Porsche game do my time at Porsche? Yeah, that's pretty cool. It's a pretty fun game. Yes, I just

That weird fucking game with the bear. It's

essentially starting

I said Matt was playing that did play you made a

domination in that game Matt made an abomination make it

Matt did

The abomination had the bowl haircut that went

His name was he who eats with his face at the end all the characters them because I wrote he who eats actual shit

Budget Bob, it was called fudge and oh

Fudge Oh your your your building? Yeah. It was like legend more a

place to buy fudge and things that if I don't like what you wrote was like fudge and

More do you want fudge? I might have Jesus how many characters are there?

Yeah, we let you know if I need my buff city cuz it was short and sweet. But yes, I have played it

I played the PC version. I haven't finished yet. It's a long game, but it's a lot of fun. I like those kind of like

Jesus oh, yeah, probably a star to valley that game as well

I know I just said I have no interests in single-player games

But what but I might play that game because it's very it's just a fairly relaxed. Yeah. Yeah

Seemed pretty cheap. I'll say this which was actually cool not speaking to Ray ever but watching from afar

I played Onimusha when it came home

I think he played too and every now and then I'll just be like because anytime I ever look at achievements

You're like I'm second and you're above me because you just get like fuckin 30,000 a week

Makes me happy and is me happy. That's right. Onimusha loved it

And Resident Evil 2 was coming out. It was like a week before that

it makes me weeks weeks before that or something like that and

You had oh, yeah. I saw some shook woman's we have some red kicks. I

Saw that you had you'd also perfect your budget more fudge got fudge. No want some


Saw you perfected the original. Oh rigsy blade should we make yeah, he literally

Went back and played that cuz you had all the achievements. It was fun. It was the original one I missed so many achievements

I didn't plan on perfecting it but I was like well cuz you're a smart person. He played a bunch of Ellen planet

No, I play it like beat it like 78 you have to be thinking like six times

so I actually I pulled what I like to call his array and I stream the last achievement I came into work and I was

Like I did the invisible run. Oh, yeah for fucking easy. Yes. You can play it uneasy

Especially after doing like the knife run and show like that. I give it's all at the same time because I'm an idiot

Yeah, you're dumb. Yeah, you did have a visible my friend. Yeah, you could do that easy. It's not too bad. There's one boss

that's a big plant and he's kind of just swinging his tentacles or whatever and it took me 15 minutes are just like

Where are you? Where are you?

And then I finally hit him, but that was probably the worst part of that run honestly plant 42 mmm

Plant 42. Yeah the other 41 I perform

137 the hello is 3 to 7 9 and 3/4. I don't know if you've discovered

But we figured out in that Porsche game 2 you haven't if you haven't done it

You should give it a try. You can pick up feces off the ground

Oh, yeah, it's like a third chapter and then you can hand shit to people. That's a gift. That's take it up

They can't say no, but they hate it. Yeah, and it'll be every time you give somebody shit. It'll be negative 50 relationship points

Yeah, if you give them the thing that they love you get 4 yeah, so it's so good

I paint every relationship

Well, except for Old MacDonald cuz we happen to give him shit on his birth

And he was a farmer and said it's the thought that counts and they got one friendship

Shit seeping through your hands. I made it myself freeze. Yeah, he's a former judo. I'll probably use it

Just go like plant something with it. You you have that thing happen every now again with certain games

You're like I'm gonna get every achievement. Yeah, you'll play few did with pray it. It's the game that matters to me

Yeah, right. Like I don't give a fuck. I like the lego games too. Like I fucking love those

I want to affect all of them this close. Do you do lego movie - I

Did not like that. Oh, no, it was bad. Yeah, my achievements class I was

Heartbroken by it was my first one was awesome

It was everyone's and it's the only one I've never liked even I was a psych dude

Like movie - it's gonna be awesome and I was just like whizzes. How bad was it different? Yeah. I tried to do private

They tried to make it like open world. It's like a worlds. I think. Yeah, I've only played it one time

I think when the beta was out, but it's just like what I would call ass. Yeah

Thank you in the back of the box is just I just I was just like semi cause like

How did you fuck up Lego and now I'm worried cuz that's the newest one and I was like don't make more like the way

Boy my Ori my only hope is that it was a total cash grab

probably movie came out and they're like shit out Senate so it's not a sign of things to so yeah, like, you know,

Because I mean the one before it was Incredibles awesome. That one was good was there all

Travelers tales mixes. Yeah

But like I'm hoping I'm hoping travelers tales got it and they're like I don't I give it to Phil and Phil was just like

Boom, whatever. I fucking hated it. I like that. I still perfected it in like 20 hours

I gritted my teeth and played it anyway

but my brother was in town when I was playing it cuz I was taking it was like I'd family in town and then also

Luna was just born so I took time off and

It was like three days of me going. I just hate this I hate this game

And as I just kept playing it I was like this is not fun. Yeah, they butchered the fucking movie

The whole thing is narrated by a by a sound-alike. There's no yeah main characters and have any goddamn dialogue

It was just like it's very bizarre

This is it's it doesn't it was almost like a fan-made but it really is it doesn't tell the story of the movie in any

Way, they just change it. They add like bosses that don't exist and it was bizarre. The plot makes no sense

I was actually a little disgusted with it

Yeah, now is this guy then cuz that I finished that then I went back to DC villains cuz I was a middle of it

In I'm like this game is good. Yeah, this is a great game

I guess we all still do care about achievements a little bit because you care about the lego achievements

That's what chief collection I care about

I can choose I like this mean I am still actively every day of my life working towards perfecting gems of war

Well, just the hardest game on earth

I have friends who play it but the key adding DLC we have to get like 50 more levels or yeah

It looks like I finished the game and then it's like Oh 30 more hours of gems

I just got what was one of the previously most difficult achievements in the game

Which would make no sense to explain it to you guys, but I had to build a character names Nathan

Oh, it's just required years of form that makes it is essentially I got it

They also told me that if you spend money, you can complete the game pretty easily

But you have to spend my special dozens of dollars

Right. Yeah, I could buy my way through it GLaDOS achievement

In the game in in the world, I would say that dr. Peggle arts. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one

Yeah, that's a really good last time master for me

That's a great last time you got last semester you do legitimately or did you cheese it?

Well, I didn't know you could use it. Okay?

Well, I didn't choose it when I could so now I'm just like no I haven't done

Hey, let's do is the West one really hot, but I'm close on Jim's war. It's just

There's one now that requires you to spend 16 million dollars in one week essentially of indie game

Oh and I have been saving couple of years now and I have four and a half million dollars

I mean, I don't have to be the one to spend it. It could be my rate or my man. Tell me right by my

Yeah, thank my clan I got you yeah

Anything I just don't think I can that's ray

I live in fear that I would drop down like four or five million dollars than the rest of the people who claim ability good

That's know. So I'm gonna do it yourself. Gotta get people. You trust in the clan. Yeah

Nice right when you went in the tunnel in Minecraft. Yeah. Do you know I'd tell ya I saw happiness and hope

Did you do that out r-tx

You can walk through the tunnel just like oh the other side of mountain we won't even say. Oh, yeah

It's like we just crashed it. I like that in that video in your last video

I said I missed you and you I I'm not dying Yeah, right

here knows I've never you see I think between

That video and this one I've seen you once

Stuff I did not run into you at uh, r-tx probably saw him in the hallway. Yeah. We saw him one tiny shoe or seven

So I just said Jeff needs to get back to reading and like that dumb yeah

I've gotten real. I've got a real dumb this year. I said that other stuff to worry about

Like don't try to buy a house and lose a lot of stuff to anything of what like a dumb sprint

There's like that sprint. Yeah. Yeah, like I'm

and then you gotta cut it and then you gotta cut it so you can telling yourself a run of idiot and like and then

Rehearse it my fuckin I do yes, whoever sent the 13 million Jim's thing. It's hit me up on whatever

Twitter or Instagram or the site or whatever I'm all about it. It's Chef Mike like a McDonald's chef. Oh, that's awesome

Yeah, chef Mike. Yeah is the head chef of McDonald? Are you serious? Corporate chef? That's awesome. Yeah, it's like a local

Chat celebrity. That's awesome. We chatted up. He's gonna be here in June. That's dope. Yeah. Yes, and he looks beautiful

Like Jeremy. Oh, yeah from the picture. Yeah

Thing last week where they put up a Paris they put up a picture of chef Mike and they like, yeah

I can see it like we moved Jeremy into the photo and Jeremy was lost. Yeah, we

Disappeared into his face. He come reminds me of Hank from Breaking Bad. Yeah. My favorites are Klaus

Gavin and Geoff just screaming when it happened. Well, it was amazing

Through like I had to move your head and Jeff and Gavin just one

Screen we have to start going. Oh, no, it was crazy. It was

Yes, yes, yeah have a walk there over yeah forgive me yeah good all kinda stuff

We should hopefully help bring like a coat and you can put it on Jeremy like what white choco me

Got you, Jeremy. You should cosplay a chef Lana shows up. I think I talked about

In the borderlands stream for sure gently know if I talk about her off top, how was that was that fun?

Boss is so much fun. Yeah. Yes, I gave me pretty well. Yeah, which we don't do a lot and that was fun

Just playing a game

We didn't eat the whole thing in two sittings

Great. So we

Definitely do two at some point. Yeah, he's like tagged on I did I'd like it next week

But I think it's already booked up Bordeaux one is like three colors. It's like brown brown

Yeah, like blue for the sky that was around the time where games were like three colors. Here's a horse

It's funny how you remember? Some games is just color. Like I remember Rainbow Six Vegas is milk

It smells like oh, yeah, dude, first one. Holy shit its water

So he's covered in cream when y'all the sell one was kind of the same

It was just like brown army leeches and whatever colorful character I get it

You can also sprint in the second one. Okay. So that's a summers release. The glitch was someone's gun. Just get stuck on

Yeah, yeah both games. Yeah, you played one or two with Tim - Tim?

Yeah, as we were like there's never a point to ever go back - yeah, Becky

What still just as much fun fun?

Once you are the exact same game choose just better does seem to have that mode the terrorist hunt. Yup

Yeah, it does but you can put you face them. Oh, what's the point? Really? We just wait?

Something like a foot like now no

Challenge anymore. Yeah. Yeah now we're actually like decent at it. I'm not really isn't. Oh

I think you could hop into really I think Sarah I think all of us on right. Well, there's yeah, they don't have realistic

Yeah, I was the realistic point it was a costly mistake like whatever and high-density. Yeah

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I also said it's nice sometimes cuz I'm sure you want to get them to say. Oh, no you were good

either way they were they're just like

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I can get Andy back and we can knock out. Yeah, what do we have? 129?

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That's not bad how long's a show usually?

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Four more years. It's usually about two and a half hours. Awesome. We'd

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yeah, but no there's still a chat that might call me names, but

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Not at all

Well sometimes

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That could be if they were a single gold. They could sub to you too

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You don't give a shit about yes Porsche and no one should give a shit about me and they go. Yeah, exactly

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