Hey everybody, what's gay? It's me. I still am.
Welcome back to my channel. Today we're going to be playing a little game called Bitlife
which is basically a little click life simulator game.
You know, I always wonder "What would my life be like if I had made better choices" and
today, we're gonna find out.
Which is not what this game was built for.
If you can't solve an existential crisis with a video game, what are video games really
for, am I right?
Before we start, a few people have been asking if I'm gonna actually continue playing the
games that I've already played- The Sims...
the other games I've been playing that I can't remember.
I'm going to be playing them but I'm going to be kind of cycling them because I have
a short attention span.
I will be continuing the other games, they're just gonna pop up when they do.
So, here we go. Let's go make my life different.
Wow. I am this black area right here, can I click that?
I'm gonna be female for this game but just so you know, Bitlife, I'm watching you.
Let's start Kaitlyn's life. Honestly start mine too 'cause here I am.
I was born in Toronto, Canada. I was an accidental pregnancy.
Yep, we're starting off great.
I just would like to start by pointing out that as a child I am 96% hot. 90% hotter than
I am in real life.
My back has been particularly sore today. I am nine years old.
You are feeling heterosexual tendencies. Okay?
Something I never thought I'd click but...
Oh, things are looking up I may be straight but yo I got a kitten.
I'm thinking about participating in an extracurricular activity?
I'm not interested in that!
It said I was athletic, but like, we all can lie right?
You know what, I went the university route in real life...
Dancer? I am qualified.
(boos and cricket noises)
Your mother wants to take you rollerblading. That sounds like a sport.
I'm gonna get a Brazilian butt lift. Because, why not?
I am now 100% attractive.
Your co-worker Juliette started a rumour that you have pica and are addicted to eating glue.
What will you do?
Ask her how she knows about that.
There's a reasonable way to do this, but I am not reasonable.
I severed her thumb, snapped her back and loosened her eyeball.
Film Institute is sponsoring a team building activity...taking the team crocheting!?
Now that is a physical activity that I support.
My boyfriend, Alexandre, and I decided to make "ceasefire" our safe word.
I'll plan the wedding, I guess. Let's do a winery in Lake Titicaca.
You just received yet another call about free Kanye West concert tickets, after your co-worker,Tristan,
posted a fake online ad with your phone number. What will you do?
You've been assigned to collaborate with your co-worker, Shawn, on a project, but every
time you attempt to contribute he criticizes your ideas.
I have been ousted from my position as Dancer for disciplinary issues.
Was I depressed this whole time?
While out jogging, you encounter a juggler disrespecting you.
Like literally juggling? Assault him.
I died because I assaulted a juggler. Honestly? Better than I thought. Great alternative life.
And now for our chachki break of the day.
How you doing?
Start successful's life.
Your classmate, Peter, tells you that two wrongs don't make a right, as proven by your
Which of these colours do you like the best?
What could I do here?
My penis enlargement surgery was botched.
Now I have 100% looks so somehow that worked out for me,I guess what was happening down
there was really frightening.
So I can't get a job as an Engineer any more. I think the next best option is an Exorcist,
Successful man died of natural causes and was mediocre.
So, I think I'm just gonna start a random life and I'm just gonna say yes to everything
on this one and see how long we live.
Here we go.
Who am I this time?
My parents want to buy me a little brother!? Wow I read that wrong.
Your classmate, Antonio, has asked you out?
Yes I'm going out with Antonio and we're in love.
Antonio and I have been together for 5 years. I am heterosexual.
My boyfriend, Antonio asked me to marry him. We've been together for 9 years and I'm a
heterosexual. I'm gonna accept his proposal.
You and your little brother, Liam are quarrelling over Taylor Swift's legs?
My husband wants a divorce because I eat like a pig, not because I'm a heterosexual man.
While walking through the park, a mom pushing a stroller offers you some MDMA.
I'm suffering from Flatulence? Honestly, I can relate.
Oh, and I died. Did I die from flatulence? Did flatulence kill me?
So that's it for today's video, I think that's a good place to stop. I really enjoyed myself.
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