Practice English Speaking&Listening with: The Alphabet as Portrayed by SpongeBob SquarePants ?

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Are you ready, kids?

Aye-aye, captain!

I can't hear you!

Aye-aye, captain!


Chum is fun!

What the...

This says "Chum Is Fum".

You changed my sign to Chum Is Fum"?

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!

They seem to think it's interesting.

[crowd murmuring]

Well Doodle, it looks like this is a draw.

You've made your point. No matter!

I was voted most artistic in high school.


SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!


But you can't retire, there's evil afoot.

Wha-- Evil?


Barnacle Boy, come quick. I got the evil!

All I said was there's evil afoot.



Would you please stop saying that?

Evil! Evil! Evil! Evil!


It's not about winning, it's about fun.

What's that?

Fun is when you...

Fun is...

It's like... it's kind of...

Sort a like a...

What is fun?

Let me spell it for you.

F is for friends Who do stuff together

- Meow. - Gary!

I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary.


Hi, Kevin.

Hi, what is your question?

Hi, Kevin.

Whatever. Next question, please.

Hi, Kevin.

Hello, loser. Alright you, way in the back.

Hi, Kevin.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Gosh, Larry sure is different than Gary.

And Gary and Larry are real different than...


Ow, ow, ow.

Krusty Krab Pizza Is the pizza for you and me

Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza

And my feet are killing me









Mermaid Man, fleet and forceful!

With the ability to assemble and charge the creatures of the deep.

By the power of Neptune!

Mermaid Man, with his young associate Barnacle Boy,

fight for all creatures that live in the sea.

Nope, naw, negatory, niet!

[horn blowing]


Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea

Alright Pinhead, your time is up.

Who you calling Pinhead?

We got square dancing,

giant barby Q's.

We're playing with our new reef blowers.

Playing with a reef blower?

That is the most childish thing I have ever heard of.

But it's fun!


How could playing with one of those oversized hair dryers

possible be fun?

Like this.

Look, it's a necklace!

S for SpongeBob, or S for Sandy.

That way they can identify our bodies.

No silly, how about S for save our skins!


Remember, when in doubt, pinky out.

You can do it, SpongeBob. I'll be watching.

Thanks, pal.

[bell ringing]


Hiya Sandy, it's me SpongeBob.

Hold on a sec, I'll let you in.


I won't be lonesome. I've got all the friends I need right here.

This is Penny.

And Chip.

And say hello to Used Napkin.


My favorite.


By the powers of naughtiness,

I command this particular drop of hot sauce

to be really, really hot.

Sandy, wait!

Victory is yours.

I knew you'd come to your senses, SpongeBob.

- Hm, you know what the problem is? - What?

You've got it set to M for mini,

when it should be set to W for wumbo.

Patrick, I don't think 'wumbo' is a real word.

Come on, you know,

I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo.

Wumbo, womboing...

I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.

Wumbology, the study of wumbo.

It's first grade, SpongeBob.

Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you.

Those are the drastic radicals.

The number one practitioners of X-treme spots.


X-treme what?

X-treme spots.

X-treme spots?

Well, that's no fair. You're already covered in X-treme spots.

It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs.

Patrick, you're fired.

But I don't even work here.

Would you like a job starting now?

Boy, would I!

You're fired.

- I see you, zap. - Me leg!

I see you, zap!


I see you, zap!


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