Today is an exciting day Koen is having a party and I'm gonna meet his brother for the
first time nice! Hey! My little Molotov cocktail, party time. Sorry she's Russian Stomme Buitenlander
Everyone this is my Molotov cocktail Valeriya hello darling, hello, sorry she's an artist
Darling come and sit next to me I must say that you look a bit older than
I expected That's not nice
Not nice? Not nice? Do you know what's not nice? Invading the Ukraine that's not nice
Darling stop it sorry my husband can be a real farmer sometimes
ja, er sorry hoor, what's all that stuff on your face? Do I have something on my face?
You mean makeup? So you found yourself a makeup girl
Pardon Don't worry my little Moscow Princess we Dutch
men we're not used to women wearing makeup We Dutch women are so beautiful we don't need
any makeup actually I think that makeup can complement
beauty Ha, our opa used to say that you can't put
lipstick on a pig Oh shut up!
The bathroom is free but I'm waiting for you, you know I'm an artist
and I can feel your aura and I feel very good vibes
Hey ladies what's taking you so long Can I offer you a drink? Tea, Coffee or Cola?
Yes please what about the wine I brought with me?
The wine oh no they were a present so tea, coffee or cola?
Koen we're vegans we can't eat this we are vegans? Sorry about that I ordered
some grass to be delivered but it didn't arrive ah Koen don't be so rude
It's really nice being married to a Vegan. You know all the nice restaurants we can go
to in Amsterdam and all the great food, when I think of it there are at least two places
we can go to Stop complaining Martijn! You're so predictable
I am so sick and tired of eating rabbit food every single day of the week I want stamppot,
gehackt balle, steak for christ sakes Stop being such an animal, animal? I will
eat the animal! I'm going to ignore him. Finally!
So what kind of artist are you? A bullshit artist. Oh just ignore him, I'm a creative
artist. What kind of? The unemployed kind, no I'm not unemployed I'm waiting for more
people to buy my work, right you know there are not enough blind people in Amsterdam or
even the whole of Holland to buy all the work you do. I think it's time to go
