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[MANDARK LAUGHING]

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

[MANDARK LAUGHING]

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU NOW, DEXTER.

WHAT'S THIS? A LASER SABER?

THE FORCE IS STRONG IN YOU, YOUNG DEXTER.

[HUMMING DARTH VADER THEME]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

DEXTER, IT IS I, MANDARK.

THERE IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW.

DEXTER... I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR.

NO, I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU.

IT IS TOO MUCH FOR MY PUNY INTELLECT TO PROCESS.

KACHING! KACHING! KACHING!

CHING! KACHING! KACHING!

CHING! KACHING! KACHING!

OW! MY ARM.

YOU HACKED MY ARM CLEAN OFF.

JOIN ME, DEXTER. JOIN THE MANDARK SIDE.

OH, NO. I'M SCARED. AAH!

[GURGLING]

LA LA LA LA LA

THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME FROM MY STUPID BROTHER.

AH, PRINCESS DEE DEE,

YOU LOOK RADIANT, AS USUAL.

HEE HEE! AND YOU ARE SO BIG AND STRONG, MANDARK.

I CAN RESIST YOUR ADVANCES NO LONGER.

KISS ME, MANDARK.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK.

[KISSING]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Woman: SUSAN, SWEETIE, WILL YOU GET THE DOOR?

AH, DEE DEE.

I DREAM OF THE DAY THAT WE WILL FINALLY BE TOGETHER.

I DREAM OF THAT MOMENT WHERE OUR SOULS MERGE IN A SINGLE KISS

AND I CAN SHOW YOU HOW I TRULY FEEL ABOUT YOU.

YES, DEE DEE, IF ONLY YOU WERE HERE WITH ME,

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW,

I WOULD SHOW YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL.

Dee Dee: HELLO!

DA-DA. DOH-DOH. DA-DI-DI.

Woman: HELLO, DEE DEE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING OVER TO BABY-SIT SUSAN.

SUSAN? HEE HEE!

BABY-SIT?

NOW, DEE DEE. THIS IS A LIST

OF EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO DO FOR SUSAN THIS EVENING.

MANDARK.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT SUSAN--

MANDARK.

OR IF SUSAN GIVES YOU ANY PROBLEMS--

MANDARK.

YOU CAN CALL US ABOUT SUSAN

AT THE NUMBER WRITTEN AT THE BOTTOM THAT SUSAN ALSO KNOWS.

YOU BE GOOD NOW, SUSAN.

MANDARK. MANDARK. MANDARK.

SO, SUSAN, MOMMY FIRST WANTS YOU

TO HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

I HOPE SUSIE'S HUNGRY.

SUSAN?

AH, PRINCESS DEE DEE, OF COURSE I AM HUNGRY.

I AM HUNGRY FOR YOUR KISSES.

APPEASE MY RAVENOUS APPETITE WITH YOUR MAIN COURSE--

SWEET LIPS A LA DEE DEE.

TOFU?!

OF COURSE.

THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAYS

THAT YOU LIKE FOR DINNER.

AH, NOW DON'T GET ALL POUTY-WOUTY.

I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE YOUR TOFU-WOFU BURGERS

CUT INTO PIECEY-WIECIES.

THERE. ISN'T THAT YUMMY?

CHEW IT ALL UP REAL GOOD NOW, SUSAN.

MANDARK.

NOW, WHAT ELSE DOES MOMMY HAVE FOR US TO DO?

[GASP]

LOOK. IT'S PLAYTIME.

WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME YOUR PLAYROOM?

WOW! THIS IS AMAZING!

WHAT'S THAT?

NOTHING.

ARE THOSE YOUR DOLLIES?

DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY WITH DOLLIES, SUSAN?

IT'S PLAYTIME, SUSAN.

PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLY.

PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLY, SUSAN.

PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLY, SUSAN.

IT'S NOT A DOLLY.

IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE.

WHATEVER.

OOH!

MOMMY SAYS, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BATH.

A BATH?!

HEY, DOLLY, LET'S GO GIVE SUSAN A BATH.

BATH TIME, SUSAN.

TIME FOR SUSAN'S BATH, DOLLY.

OLLEY, OLLEY, OXEN FREE!

SUSAN! WHERE ARE YOU?

GEE, DOLLY, WHEREVER COULD SUSAN BE?

WHAT'S THAT, DOLLY?

[GASP]

DO YOU THINK HE'S INSIDE

THIS GIANT WASHING MACHINE?

MAYBE HE'LL COME OUT

IF WE START THIS GIANT WASHING MACHINE.

NO!

OOH!

NOW SUSAN REALLY NEEDS A BATH.

SUSAN, YOUR BATH IS READY.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

DON'T BE SHY, SUSAN.

HERE COMES MR. BRUSHY-WUSHY.

SUSIE-WUSIE IN THE TUB.

MANDARK.

SUSIE-WUSIE RUB-A-DUB.

MANDARK.

SUSIE-WUSIE, SUSIE-WUSIE, SUSIE-WUSIE.

SUSIE-WUSIE, WUSIE, WUSIE, WUSIE.

WUSIE, WUSIE. SUSIE, SUSIE, SUSIE.

SUSIE-WUSIE, WUSIE-SUSIE, SUSIE-WUSIE.

SUSIE. SUSIE-WUSIE, SUSIE-WUSIE.

WUSIE-WUSIE SUSIE.

SUSIE SUSIE-WUSIE.

SUSIE, SUSIE, SUSIE.

OK, SUSIE, MOMMY SAYS, IT'S BEDTIME.

MANDARK.

LET'S SEE WHAT P.J.s YOU HAVE IN YOUR CLOSET.

NO, DEE DEE! WAIT!

[GASP]

WOW!

NO! WAIT! DEE DEE, I CAN EXPLAIN.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS?

A MOO-COW NIGHTIE.

I USED TO HAVE ONE JUST LIKE IT.

[FOOTSTEPS]

BEDTIME!

BEDTIME FOR SUSIE.

BEDTIME FOR SUSIE.

BEDTIME FOR SUSIE.

SUSIE, SUSIE, SUSIE, SUSIE.

SUSIE, SUSIE, SUSIE, SUSIE.

SUSIE, SUSIE, SUSIE, SUSIE.

SUSIE, SUSIE, SUSIE.

IT'S MANDARK!

MAN-DARK!

MANDARK! MANDARK! MANDARK!

MANDARK! MANDARK!

MANDARK! MANDARK! MANDARK! MANDARK!

MAN-DARK!

HA! MOMMY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A TANTRUM.

SOUNDS LIKE SUSAN IS STARTING TO MISS

HIS MOMMY AND DADDY.

WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY ONE LITTLE BIT, SUSAN,

BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY WILL BE HOME

BY THE TIME YOU OPEN YOUR LITTLE EYES.

NIGHTY-NIGHT.

OH, MANDARK, YOU FOOL! YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE.

I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING MY KISS.

I'LL NEVER BE WORTHY OF A KISS

FROM THE DIVINE DEE DEE.

[SIGH]

[DOOR OPENS]

WHOOPSIE!

ALMOST FORGOT TO GIVE YOU

YOUR GOOD NIGHT KISSIE LIKE YOUR MOMMY SAID.

NIGHTY-NIGHT.

AAH!

AH, PRINCESS DEE DEE, I TOLD YOU

THAT YOU COULD NOT RESIST THE MANDARK SIDE.

YES, THE MANDARK SIDE OF THE FORCE

WAS TOO OVERWHELMING.

I HAVE ONLY BEEN COY WITH YOU

TO MASK MY TRUE FEELINGS FOR YOU, SUSAN--

I MEAN, MANDARK.

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

I AM EVIL.

I AM GENIUS.

I DENOUNCE ALL THAT IS GOOD IN SCIENCE

AND HARNESS THE EVILS OF ELECTRICITY,

FOR I AM MANDARK,

AND I AM KING OF TECHNOLOGY.

HA HA HA!

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

KUMBAYA

THAT NOISE--

IT AWAKENS SICKENING FEELINGS

DEEP WITHIN THE FABRIC OF MY VERY BEING,

FEELINGS OF BEING FORCED TO DO THINGS AGAINST MY WILL.

THE LAST TIME I HEARD THAT NOISE, WE HAD TO GO ON A...

KUMBAYA AH-AH

KUMBAYA

KUMBAYA AH-AH

OH, THERE YOU ARE, SUSAN. GET IN.

WE'RE GOING ON A...

Mother and Mandark: WILDERNESS RETREAT.

NO!

YUCK.

AAH!

MOTHER NATURE.

THE GOOD GREEN EARTH.

THE APRON UPON WHICH OUR STRINGS ARE TIED.

BUT DON'T LET ALL THESE SUGAR-COATED EUPHEMISMS

FOOL YOU, SUSAN.

THE WILDERNESS CAN BE A CRUEL AND UNFORGIVING PLACE,

BUT FRET NOT.

THERE ARE WAYS OF HARMONIZING WITH THE ELEMENTS.

BY MOWING IT DOWN AND PUTTING IN A PARKING LOT?

NOT QUITE.

BUT WITH A FEW SIMPLE SURVIVAL SKILLS,

YOU AND NATURE CAN LIVE IN PEACE AS ONE.

[YAWN]

WITH STICKS AND TINDER

AND THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST,

I AM ABLE TO DRAW UP FIRE

FOR WARMTH AND PROTECTION.

COME ON, FOREST SPIRITS.

WITH FLINT AND LIGHTER FLUID AND COOL PROCESSED STEEL,

I AM ABLE TO SUMMON FIRE WITH THE FLICK OF MY THUMB.

THOSE FOREST SPIRITS

NEED TO GET WITH THE TIMES.

LOOK HERE, SUSAN.

ALTHOUGH IT MAY BE HARD TO SEE AT FIRST,

IF YOU LOOK CLOSE,

THERE IS A CORNUCOPIA OF SUSTENANCE TO BE HARVESTED

FROM OUR GREAT, GIVING EARTH.

WON'T YOU SHARE IN NATURE'S BOUNTY WITH US?

NATURE'S BOUNTY GIVES ME GAS.

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOUR ACORN BERRY WRAPS?

HE WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST THEM.

[GASP]

WITH A SIDE OF PINE CONE MUSH?

NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

HERE'S A USEFUL TRICK.

WATCH ME NOW.

WHOA!

THERE'S WATER HERE.

YOU KNOW, WINDBEAR,

THERE IS NO SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE THAT THIS WORKS.

NO, IT--IT WORKS.

THE DOWSING ROD TELLS ME SO.

QUENCHED THIRST IS BUT A SHOVELFUL AWAY.

WHEW!

THAT A--THAT WATER'S DOWN HERE SOMEWHERE.

THE DOWSING ROD SAYS SO.

WRONG.

THE WATER IS UP HERE. SCIENCE TELLS ME SO.

WITH MY STATE-OF-THE-ART TRIPLE-FILTERING FLASK,

ANY LIQUID SOURCE CAN BE FILTERED THROUGH

ITS TRIPLE LAYERS OF CHARCOAL,

REMOVING 99.9% OF THE ORGANIC WASTED IMPURITIES,

THUS LEAVING YOU WITH A GLASS

OF CLEAN, CRYSTAL-CLEAR,

ICE-COLD DRINKING WATER.

[PANTING]

NO SWEAT. PUN INTENDED.

[GULPING]

AAH! REFRESHING.

BUT DON'T LET ME SPOIL YOUR FUN.

I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE VAN.

HA HA HA!

THAT'S IT!

I AM TAKING ALL YOUR EVIL TECHNO GADGETS

AND LOCKING THEM IN THE VAN.

THERE!

AAH! NOTHING LIKE A STROLL IN THE WILDERNESS

TO REALIGN ONE'S CHAKRAS.

UNDER THE MOONLIT SKY.

THE FRESH AIR...

THE SOOTHING SOUNDS...

THE FRAGRANT SMELLS.

I LOVE NATURE AT NIGHT.

I HATE NATURE AT NIGHT:

IT'S TOO QUIET, THE AIR SMELLS FUNNY,

I CAN'T SEE A THING,

THE THIN AIR IS KILLING MY SINUSES,

AND I'M...BEING EATEN ALIVE OUT HERE.

MY FEET HURT.

CAN'T WE GO BACK?

I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

WHEN WE GET BACK,

I'M TURNING YOU TWO IN TO THE HUMANE SOCIETY.

ARE YOU TWO EVEN LISTENING TO ME?

[WOLF HOWLING]

WINDBEAR? OCEANBIRD?

HELLO?

[CRACK]

WHA--

WHAT'S THAT? WHO'S THERE?

D--DEXTER?

[GROWLING]

AAH!

[WATCH ALARM SOUNDING]

AAH!

AHA HA!

MY WRIST COMMUNICATOR-- I STILL HAVE IT.

NO THANKS TO WINDBEAR.

JUST A PUSH OF A BUTTON, AND MY ROBOTS WILL COME TO MY AID.

HA HA!

SO LONG, NATURE.

HEY!

COME BACK HERE! COME BACK HERE!

COME BACK...

HERE.

[SOBS]

NO FOOD, NO WATER, NO GADGETS.

WHAT WAS THAT THING

THAT I WASN'T LISTENING TO WINDBEAR SAYING

ABOUT SURVIVING IN THE WILD?

TAKE A STICK AND A BERRY,

AND IF YOU RUB THE 2 TOGETHER,

YOU'LL GET WATER.

I'M DOOMED.

[SOBS]

WHAT AM I TO DO?

WHAT AM I SAYING?

I MANDARK, EVIL GENIUS, POSSESSES A SUPERIOR MIND

TO OVER COME ANY OBSTACLE.

I WILL TAME THIS WILD BEAST CALLED NATURE.

I WILL SURVIVE.

I WILL SURVIVE.

I WILL SURVIVE.

I DENOUNCE SCIENCE. I THROW AWAY TECHNOLOGY.

I EMBRACE THE NATURAL

AND HARNESS THE POWERS OF THE FOREST SPIRITS,

FOR I AM MOUNTAIN MANDARK,

AND I AM KING OF THE MOUNTAINS.

HA HA HA!

WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

[CARS HONKING]

CIVILIZATION? TECHNOLOGY?

THANK GOODNESS. I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS ROTTEN PLACE.

I'M COMING HOME, LAB.

HA HA HA!

WELL, I GUESS THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP.

PUN INTENDED.

HA HA HA!

AT LAST,

MY DARKEST CREATION IS COMPLETED.

WITH A PUSH OF THIS BUTTON,

I WILL UNLEASH A MIND-BENDING TRANSMITTER,

WHICH WILL PUT THE WORLD UNDER MY CONTROL.

[BEEPING]

WHO IS IT?

Dexter: HELLO, MANDARK?

THIS IS DEXTER.

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME.

AH, YOU SEE?

THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I AM CALLING.

THIS CONSTANT FEUD OF GOOD AND EVIL

JUST IS NOT WORKING FOR ME.

WELL, GET USED TO IT, BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME.

EXACTLY MY POINT.

I'M GLAD TO HEAR

YOU'RE FINALLY BEGINNING TO SEE THE LIGHT.

WHEN YOU'RE SO DIABOLICAL...

UH-HUH.

RIGHT.

YEAH.

UH-HUH.

YOU SEE, THAT IS WHY I AM GIVING YOU MY LAB.

YEAH, SO DERANGED, SO...

DID YOU JUST SAY...

THAT IS RIGHT.

I'M SORRY, CAN YOU REPEAT THAT.

I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.

I AM GIVING YOU MY LABORATORY.

WELL, YOU ARE PROBABLY THINKING,

WHAT IS THAT POOR LITTLE GENIUS UP TO?

BUT I PROMISE, NO TRICKS.

HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM?

I'M NOT STEPPING ONE FOOT IN YOUR LAB.

HEY, MAN, HOW'S IT GOING?

WELCOME TO MY HOME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, BUT--

RELAX. RELAX.

EVERYTHING IS COOL, MAN.

ONCE YOU SEE THE LAB, YOU WILL--

HYAH! HYAH!

HYAH! HYAH!

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HANG YOUR CAPE?

HEH HEH! HANG MY CAPE?

THANKS.

HMM...

NOW JUST BEHIND THIS UNASSUMING BOOKCASE LIES--

MANDARK, WOULD I REALLY GO THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE

FOR SOME PRANK?

THAT'S THE WAY.

BEHOLD. DEXTER'S LAB.

FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.

AHA! A TRAP!

NO!

WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

[SOBBING]

MANDARK.

MANDARK.

HUH?

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE DONE,

AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE REST OF THE LAB.

HERE WE HAVE THE MAIN DIRECTORY.

MY LAB IS DIVIDED INTO 5 SECTORS:

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE,

SYNTHETIC TECHNOLOGY,

BIOCHEMISTRY, ELECTROMECHANICS,

AND TOP SECRET STUFF.

ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE FIRST?

UM, TOP SECRET STUFF?

GOOD CHOICE. RIGHT THIS WAY.

TO YOUR LEFT, WE HAVE YOUR BASIC ROBOT ARMY,

ALIEN COMMUNICATOR, ATOM SMASHER,

TELEPORTER, GIANT ROBOT, TIME PORTAL.

YEAH, I'M SURE YOU GOT ALL THIS STUFF

BACK AT YOUR LAB.

UH, OH, YEAH, TOTALLY.

AH, YES, THIS IS A PERSONAL FAVORITE.

BY A PROCESS OF NEURAL INFUSION,

I AM ABLE TO HARNESS THE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS,

THUS, FOR A LIMITED TIME,

BECOMING THE SMARTEST BEING ON EARTH.

NOT SPECIFICALLY DIABOLICAL,

BUT HEY--HA HA HA!--

IT COULDN'T HURT, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

I MEAN, I GUESS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT?

JUST STAND OVER THERE AND HOLD STILL.

HOLD IT. NICE TRY.

I SEE WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.

REALLY, MANDARK.

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

NOW HOLD STILL.

AH, IF YOU MUST, BUT YOU WILL SEE.

IF "X" IS A HYPERSULFURIC SURFACE

COMPOSED OF FUTURE INEXTENDABLE NULL GEODESIC GENERATORS

WITHOUT EQUASTICS,

I.E. THE EXPANSION OF THE NIL GEODESICS COMPRISING OF THE HORIZON,

CANNOT BECOME NEGATIVELY INFINITE.

IT WORKED.

WELL, OF COURSE IT DID.

LIKE I SAID, MANDARK, MY LAB IS YOUR LAB.

USE IT AS YOU WOULD YOUR OWN.

FOR EVIL?

WHATEVER.

HOW ABOUT A MIND-BENDING TRANSMITTER,

WHICH WILL ALLOW ME TO CONTROL THE WORLD?

WHY STOP THERE?

WHY NOT CONTROL THE UNIVERSE?

YES, THE UNIVERSE.

SHALL WE GET STARTED?

[CRASH]

WHEW!

AH, ALL DONE.

IT'S ABOUT TIME.

WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT.

AH!

AT LAST, MY DARKEST CREATION IS COMPLETED.

AFTER YOU.

MAY I?

WITH A PUSH OF THIS BUTTON,

I, MANDARK, WILL UNLEASH A MIND-BENDING TRANSMISSION

WHICH WILL PUT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE UNDER MY CONTROL.

AND THAT MEANS YOU, TOO, DORKSTER.

I HAVE DOUBLE-CROSSED YOU ONCE AGAIN.

AND NOW IT WILL ALL BE MINE.

HA HA HA!

HA!

HA! WELL, WELL, WELL, MANDARK,

WHO DOUBLE-CROSSED WHOM?

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE, DEXTER.

ALL MINE, NOT YOURS. MINE.

WELL, LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,

IF YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THE BIG DOGS,

STAY ON THE PORCH.

HA HA!

HEY! WHAT IS GOING ON?

I AM TRYING TO WAX POETIC HERE.

Man: ENTER AT YOUR OWN PERIL.

PASS THE BOLTED DOOR

WHERE IMPOSSIBLE THINGS MAY HAPPEN THAT THE WORLD'S NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

IN DEXTER'S LABORATORY

LIVES THE SMARTEST BOY

YOU'VE EVER SEEN

BUT DEE DEE BLOWS

HIS EXPERIMENTS

TO SMITHEREENS

THERE IS GLOOM AND DOOM

WHILE THINGS GO BOOM

IN DEXTER'S LAB

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--

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