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Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Extreme Hot Wheels Race!!

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Bobby: Three! Two! One!

Bryan: Cheater!!

Bryan: OOH!! Dang!! These thing are--

JFred: Yeah! knocked down both!!

Bryan: What!?!

(laughter)

JFred: THAT'S RIGHT, BABY!!

JFred: What's up guys and welcome to Team Edge. We are in the edge space and today we have a special video!

Thanks to our sponsor Hot Wheels for partnering with us... in making this... AMAZING VIDEOOOOOO!!!!!

Bryan: *howls like a baby wolf*

*cough*

JFred: You can also check us out starring in another video on the Hot Wheels channel

Bryan: Ooh!

JFred: Guys, today we are playing with a special toy called the "Ballistic Racer!"

*NEEEEERRRRRRMMMM!*

Marvin: Ugh!

JFred: It's this! Made by Hot Wheels, and we have a variety of different rounds just like always! A plethora, cornucopia of rounds! (w u t)

JFred: It's gonna be so entertaining... *looks at Bryan and Kevin*

Bryan: *hi*

JFred: But at the end, we have the Ballistic Racer Mystery Door challenge! (Whoaaa!)

(laughter from the Valle brothers)

Bryan: God, pick me up, (inaudible)!

Marvin: You're so heavy!! (poor Marvin XD)

(more laughter)

Bryan: Oh! My shoulder!

Bryan: Alright guys, so we're gonna be using these Ballistic Racers. These things can turn on a dime.

OHHH! Which way do you want to go? Nope!

No! Come back this way!

JFred: Nooope! (Bryan: Alright, you guys ready?)

Bobby: Three! Two! One!

Bryan: Cheater!!

JFred: Alright, going from all-terrain mode to ballistic-mode. GOOOOO!!!

*up-beat music*

JFred: Yeah!! I knocked down both!! Bryan: What?

JFred: That's right, baby!!

Marvin or Bryan: There you go I got some!!

JFred: That's right, son!! Oh, I got stuck 'cause I went too slow...

JFred: YEAH! HAHA!

(overlapping speech)

*dramatic music & effects*

JFred: I'm laping everybody!

(more overlapped speech)

Bryan: Joey, you won!

Marvin: Oh-hu no!

JFred: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

JFred: *Look at me now*

JFred: *Look at me now*

JFred: I'm doin' my little party dance! (ballistic racer goes in circles)

*cool music with a zoomed up frame of JFred's circling racer*

JFred: *triumphantly* I...

Am the WINNER...

*zoom* Of that....

RoUnD!

'Cause I'm amazing! :D

*pppt!*

Bryan: Alright, guys. We changed the course up!

To best the-- PPPT! PPPT!

Alright, NEW COURSE!

*JFred gets possesed*

*Marvin notices and laughs*

Two laps! Let's do this...

Marvin: Oo-hoo! W H A T??

Bobby: Three! GO!

Marv or Bry: Nailed it!

JFred: The only reason why I-- WOOOOW!!!

JFred: --is because I cheated :P

Bryan: GOT IT!

(overlapping speech)

JFred: I'M GONNA WIN THIS!! (i think thats what he said XD)

Bryan: Oh, c'mon, baby!

Bryan: POWER THROUGH!

Bryan: YEAHHHHHH!!

Bryan (again): Come on! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!

JFred: Ah, there ya go! (2x)

(inaudible)

JFred: OH! I popped the balloon!!

Marvin: He popped two!

JFred: Heck yeah! XD

Kevin: NIIIIICEEE!

JFred: Wait, ge-get outta my way!

Get-- uh-- OW! Dangit!

(inaudible)

(laughter)

JFred: Oh-ho!

JFred: NO! Ay! Ay! Ay!

JFred: I can't see mine!

JFred: I can't SEE mine!

JFred: Where is it-- BAUGH! I should get off...

Bryan: That's two laps! I win!

JFred: Not fair, dude! I was on top of you! (well u shouldnt have been XD)

Bryan: ALRIGHT!

B: In true Team Edge fashion, we're gonna do this... GIANT style!

B: Same course, but we're on these... quads

Bobby: Three!--

Bryan: We probably should've tested this out before we did it, but, oh well. ¯\_(ツ)_

Bobby *continuing*: --Two! One! Go!

Bryan: BWAAAAAAAAA-- OHHHHHHHH!!!

Everyone: OHHHHHH!!!

Bryan: TURN! (quad doesn't)

JFred: Oh!

Bryan: NO!

(laughter)

JFred: Yes!

Bryan: Oh! *POP!* OHHHH!!

Marvin: OH! He's on two wheels!

Everyone: OHHHHH!!

(overlapping cheer/speech)

Someone: Tiiiiiiime!

Bobby: 24 seconds!

Marvin: You actually did better than I thought you would!

JFred: Dang! *record scratch*

Bobby: Alright, let's go in three! Two! One! Go!

JFred: *screams like a girl*

Bryan: O, wat da hek??

JFred: Ay-ya mama!

Bryan: OoooOOOOH!!!

JFred: Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-yai!!

Hi-ye! Hi-yah!

Let's go!

LA DA DA DUM DA DUM!

Everyone: OHHHHH! *POP! POP!* *POP! POP!*

JFred: YEH! I got my (inaudible)!!

Bobby: 19 seconds!

Marvin and JFred: 19 SECONDS!

Bryan: Wait! Keep the time rollin' Bobby! Keep the time rolling!

Bryan: Keep the time rollin'! (JFred: 19 seconds, bro!)

Bryan: Keep the ti-- he didn't-he didn't cross all the way!

JFred: Yeah, I did!

Bobby:He didn't cross all the way!

Bryan: You didn't cross all the way!

JFred: Yeah, I did. I passed it.

Bryan: How did you pass it when you're right there?

JFred: All ya have to do is pass it with the front part

JFred: *inaudible*

Bryan: DQ!!! Get him DQ!!! *runs around*

DQ!!!!!

JFred: Ohp. Hey, Marvin.

DQ!!! *POP!*

JFred: That's right, baby!

19 seconds!

Bryan: No! DQ!!

JFred: No

Bryan: D. Q.!!

JFred: (laughes) You're trying (DQ!) to get a DQ chant , but no one's gonna chant it with you (DQ!)

Bobby: Three! Two! Go!

Marvin: w u t??

*fffffffffftttt!*

Bryan: He said GO!

Marvin: Wait, what?! (confuzzled)

Bobby: Go- (laughes)

Marvin: NOOOO!!

Bryan: Time's goin'--

*fail*

Marvin: Blergh-- There we go!

JFred: Oh, that's (inaudible)!

Marvin: HUH! HUH!

M: Whoa! Buddy!

*grandpa noise*

*POP!*

Bobby(?): TURN!!!

(laughter)

M: Oh, man! (JFred: Oh, man! (Bryan: Oooooooh!))

*grandpa noise numero dos*

*POP!*

JFred: TUURN!!

JFred: TIIIME!

Bobby: 27 seconds!

Marvin: Oh- wait! Really?!

JFred: Dude! You're so-- you almost beat Bryan!

Bryan: I was going on two wheels! I was having fun on my race!

Marvin: That's your fault!

Bryan: Onto the mystery door challenge where we're gonna be driving the ballistic racers thROUGH THESE-- *points*

Paper walls! Hopefully, they'll hit the object that's behind 'em... to win.

JFred: ALRIGHT! RIDE DA COWBOY, DONG KITSU BOI!

RIDE DA COWBOY, DONG KITSU BOI!

Bryan: Can you hold all three of- two of us?

J & M: All three of us? (laughter)

Marvin: One, two, (JFred: Including yourself?) three...

JFred: Alright! As you guys can see, we have three little walls... covered.. with tissue paper here...

AND!

There's gonna be dinosaurs hidden behind them

One of the walls is not gonna have a dinosaur hidden behind them

We gotta ride our Ballistic Racers through... one of these walls and try to hit one of the dinosaurs.

If you miss... you lose.

Bryan: I pick this door.

JFred: Bryan picks the center door!

Marvin: Center door!

JFred: Someboy alert the media! NOBODY CARES!!

(laughter)

Bobby: Three!

Two!

One!

Go!

Bryan: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

JFred: There's nothing behind it! (troll)

Marvin: NOTHING!

Bryan: WHAT?!

Bobby: No, wai-wai-wai-wait!

Bryan: Ohhhh! So badly wanted to go through the wall!

Bobby: Marvin in... three...

Two...

One...

Go!

Bobby & Marvin: Nothing?

JFred: No hit!

Marvin: Aughhh!!!

Bobby: Alright, Joey in... (JFred: Am I supposed to be kneeling?)

Bobby: Three...

Two...

One!

(overlapping chatter)

JFred: You laughed at me, boy! *pushes Bryan over*

*in weird accent* You lay-afed at me, boi! I just hit myself a dinosauh! A truck! (i think thats what hes saying XD)

(laughter)

JFred: WHOOOOOOOOO! *dino growls*

Marvin: He's good!

Bobby: Alright! In three!

Two!

One!

Go!

Bryan: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAH!

*raspberry*

Bryan: That was the exact spot!

JFred: (inaudible)

Bobby: (inaudible) In three!

Two!

One!

Go!

JFred: You actually missed, bwoi!

Heh

JFred: You acutally missed, bwoi!

(laughter) Marvin: We're like little kids!

Bobby: Three!

Two!

One!

Go!

JFred: Miss! (laughs)

Bryan: Awwww!!

Bobby: Three!

Two!

One!

Go!

JFred: That's a miss!

Marvin: Dude!

(laughter)

JFred: *speaks gibberish*

Bryan (in another video): *speaks gibberish too*

Bobby: Three!

Two!

One!

Go!

*wet fart sound effect*

Marvin: *inhale* Wah! Wah! Wah!

*zoom in on JFred's disappointment*

Bobby: Marvin in three!

Two!

One!

Go!

*pop*

*BOOM* JFred: OH! Dangit!

Marvin: HEYYYYY!! (Bryan: NOOOO!!!)

(loud overlapping chatter)

JFred: *in weird accent again* CuN-gRa-ChU-lAy-ShUnS MARVIN!

Bryan: Hit and run! (Marvin: Owgh!)

JFred: Guys, big thanks to Hot Wheels

They paid for this video

And PARTNERED up... WITH US...

'Cause we also did a video on *their* channel that you guys should go check out. *clicks tongue*

Bryan: Peace (JFred: Peace (Marvin: Peace))

The Description of Extreme Hot Wheels Race!!