Bobby: Three! Two! One!
Bryan: OOH!! Dang!! These thing are--
JFred: Yeah! knocked down both!!
JFred: THAT'S RIGHT, BABY!!
JFred: What's up guys and welcome to Team Edge. We are in the edge space and today we have a special video!
Thanks to our sponsor Hot Wheels for partnering with us... in making this... AMAZING VIDEOOOOOO!!!!!
Bryan: *howls like a baby wolf*
JFred: You can also check us out starring in another video on the Hot Wheels channel
JFred: Guys, today we are playing with a special toy called the "Ballistic Racer!"
JFred: It's this! Made by Hot Wheels, and we have a variety of different rounds just like always! A plethora, cornucopia of rounds! (w u t)
JFred: It's gonna be so entertaining... *looks at Bryan and Kevin*
JFred: But at the end, we have the Ballistic Racer Mystery Door challenge! (Whoaaa!)
(laughter from the Valle brothers)
Bryan: God, pick me up, (inaudible)!
Marvin: You're so heavy!! (poor Marvin XD)
Bryan: Oh! My shoulder!
Bryan: Alright guys, so we're gonna be using these Ballistic Racers. These things can turn on a dime.
OHHH! Which way do you want to go? Nope!
No! Come back this way!
JFred: Nooope! (Bryan: Alright, you guys ready?)
Bobby: Three! Two! One!
JFred: Alright, going from all-terrain mode to ballistic-mode. GOOOOO!!!
JFred: Yeah!! I knocked down both!! Bryan: What?
JFred: That's right, baby!!
Marvin or Bryan: There you go I got some!!
JFred: That's right, son!! Oh, I got stuck 'cause I went too slow...
JFred: YEAH! HAHA!
*dramatic music & effects*
JFred: I'm laping everybody!
(more overlapped speech)
Bryan: Joey, you won!
Marvin: Oh-hu no!
JFred: *Look at me now*
JFred: *Look at me now*
JFred: I'm doin' my little party dance! (ballistic racer goes in circles)
*cool music with a zoomed up frame of JFred's circling racer*
JFred: *triumphantly* I...
Am the WINNER...
*zoom* Of that....
'Cause I'm amazing! :D
Bryan: Alright, guys. We changed the course up!
To best the-- PPPT! PPPT!
Alright, NEW COURSE!
*JFred gets possesed*
*Marvin notices and laughs*
Two laps! Let's do this...
Marvin: Oo-hoo! W H A T??
Bobby: Three! GO!
Marv or Bry: Nailed it!
JFred: The only reason why I-- WOOOOW!!!
JFred: --is because I cheated :P
Bryan: GOT IT!
JFred: I'M GONNA WIN THIS!! (i think thats what he said XD)
Bryan: Oh, c'mon, baby!
Bryan: POWER THROUGH!
Bryan (again): Come on! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!
JFred: Ah, there ya go! (2x)
JFred: OH! I popped the balloon!!
Marvin: He popped two!
JFred: Heck yeah! XD
JFred: Wait, ge-get outta my way!
Get-- uh-- OW! Dangit!
JFred: NO! Ay! Ay! Ay!
JFred: I can't see mine!
JFred: I can't SEE mine!
JFred: Where is it-- BAUGH! I should get off...
Bryan: That's two laps! I win!
JFred: Not fair, dude! I was on top of you! (well u shouldnt have been XD)
B: In true Team Edge fashion, we're gonna do this... GIANT style!
B: Same course, but we're on these... quads
Bryan: We probably should've tested this out before we did it, but, oh well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bobby *continuing*: --Two! One! Go!
Bryan: BWAAAAAAAAA-- OHHHHHHHH!!!
Bryan: TURN! (quad doesn't)
Bryan: Oh! *POP!* OHHHH!!
Marvin: OH! He's on two wheels!
Bobby: 24 seconds!
Marvin: You actually did better than I thought you would!
JFred: Dang! *record scratch*
Bobby: Alright, let's go in three! Two! One! Go!
JFred: *screams like a girl*
Bryan: O, wat da hek??
JFred: Ay-ya mama!
LA DA DA DUM DA DUM!
Everyone: OHHHHH! *POP! POP!* *POP! POP!*
JFred: YEH! I got my (inaudible)!!
Bobby: 19 seconds!
Marvin and JFred: 19 SECONDS!
Bryan: Wait! Keep the time rollin' Bobby! Keep the time rolling!
Bryan: Keep the time rollin'! (JFred: 19 seconds, bro!)
Bryan: Keep the ti-- he didn't-he didn't cross all the way!
JFred: Yeah, I did!
Bobby:He didn't cross all the way!
Bryan: You didn't cross all the way!
JFred: Yeah, I did. I passed it.
Bryan: How did you pass it when you're right there?
JFred: All ya have to do is pass it with the front part
Bryan: DQ!!! Get him DQ!!! *runs around*
JFred: Ohp. Hey, Marvin.
JFred: That's right, baby!
Bryan: No! DQ!!
Bryan: D. Q.!!
JFred: (laughes) You're trying (DQ!) to get a DQ chant , but no one's gonna chant it with you (DQ!)
Bobby: Three! Two! Go!
Marvin: w u t??
Bryan: He said GO!
Marvin: Wait, what?! (confuzzled)
Bobby: Go- (laughes)
Bryan: Time's goin'--
Marvin: Blergh-- There we go!
JFred: Oh, that's (inaudible)!
Marvin: HUH! HUH!
M: Whoa! Buddy!
M: Oh, man! (JFred: Oh, man! (Bryan: Oooooooh!))
*grandpa noise numero dos*
Bobby: 27 seconds!
Marvin: Oh- wait! Really?!
JFred: Dude! You're so-- you almost beat Bryan!
Bryan: I was going on two wheels! I was having fun on my race!
Marvin: That's your fault!
Bryan: Onto the mystery door challenge where we're gonna be driving the ballistic racers thROUGH THESE-- *points*
Paper walls! Hopefully, they'll hit the object that's behind 'em... to win.
JFred: ALRIGHT! RIDE DA COWBOY, DONG KITSU BOI!
RIDE DA COWBOY, DONG KITSU BOI!
Bryan: Can you hold all three of- two of us?
J & M: All three of us? (laughter)
Marvin: One, two, (JFred: Including yourself?) three...
JFred: Alright! As you guys can see, we have three little walls... covered.. with tissue paper here...
There's gonna be dinosaurs hidden behind them
One of the walls is not gonna have a dinosaur hidden behind them
We gotta ride our Ballistic Racers through... one of these walls and try to hit one of the dinosaurs.
If you miss... you lose.
Bryan: I pick this door.
JFred: Bryan picks the center door!
Marvin: Center door!
JFred: Someboy alert the media! NOBODY CARES!!
JFred: There's nothing behind it! (troll)
Bobby: No, wai-wai-wai-wait!
Bryan: Ohhhh! So badly wanted to go through the wall!
Bobby: Marvin in... three...
Bobby & Marvin: Nothing?
JFred: No hit!
Bobby: Alright, Joey in... (JFred: Am I supposed to be kneeling?)
JFred: You laughed at me, boy! *pushes Bryan over*
*in weird accent* You lay-afed at me, boi! I just hit myself a dinosauh! A truck! (i think thats what hes saying XD)
JFred: WHOOOOOOOOO! *dino growls*
Marvin: He's good!
Bobby: Alright! In three!
Bryan: That was the exact spot!
Bobby: (inaudible) In three!
JFred: You actually missed, bwoi!
JFred: You acutally missed, bwoi!
(laughter) Marvin: We're like little kids!
JFred: Miss! (laughs)
JFred: That's a miss!
JFred: *speaks gibberish*
Bryan (in another video): *speaks gibberish too*
*wet fart sound effect*
Marvin: *inhale* Wah! Wah! Wah!
*zoom in on JFred's disappointment*
Bobby: Marvin in three!
*BOOM* JFred: OH! Dangit!
Marvin: HEYYYYY!! (Bryan: NOOOO!!!)
(loud overlapping chatter)
JFred: *in weird accent again* CuN-gRa-ChU-lAy-ShUnS MARVIN!
Bryan: Hit and run! (Marvin: Owgh!)
JFred: Guys, big thanks to Hot Wheels
They paid for this video
And PARTNERED up... WITH US...
'Cause we also did a video on *their* channel that you guys should go check out. *clicks tongue*
Bryan: Peace (JFred: Peace (Marvin: Peace))