Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Jerry Seinfeld on Julia Louis-Dreyfus & "Seinfeld" | 2018 Mark Twain Prize

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Ladies and gentlemen, Jerry Seinfeld.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you very much, thank you. Okay, now when we first started making my TV series

in '89, we made the first episodeit was basically me, George, and Kramer.

George was kind of a Larry David character, Larry had a funny neighbor

named Kramer so we threw him in. We used as little imagination as possible.

All Larry and I really wanted to do was have two guys talk in an idiotic way

about completely stupid things, which is not nothing. We did not want it to be

about nothing, we wanted it to be about being stupid. Okay, so we make the first

episode, and I don't think anybody liked it that much.

They eventually said, "okay, you can make a few more but you need a real female

character. All you've got is three stupid guys." Now, in the TV network world of

those days when the network executives say, "we have an idea to make your show

better," it is always, without fail, without exception, the worst idea you have ever

heard, which is not their fault. It's not their job to have funny ideas. It would

be like if a geologist sent me out into the desert to find the mineral bauxite.

I could never find it. I don't know what bauxite isI'm not a geologist. Even if I

found it I would not know that I had found it.

I can't tell one rock from another. This is why most TV sitcoms are not funny

bauxite: if you're not a geologist, don't go looking for it. Anyway, when the

network tells you what they think you should do, it is called a "network note."

"The network has a note" is what they say, and in this case we thought, "okay, that's

not a bad idea. We should have a real woman character in the show. We've got

three stupid guys, let's add a smart woman, that's funny. My point is, this

person you see over here, Julia, how you doing sweetie, you okay?

It's only a couple more hours.

This person, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, who agreed to do this part with three stupid

guys and used it to launch one of the most brilliant and spectacular show

business careers of all time, this person is a "network note."

That's what you're looking at.

That is a humble beginning, which is also not nothing.

Okay, so then we fleshed the idea out a little more, we decided, okay, let's make

it a girl that Jerry used to date, it didn't work out, but was so much fun to

hang out with, they decided to continue the relationship as friends. A completely

absurd idea, could never happen in real life...it's a TV sitcom, it's good enough.

Okay, so, now as lame-o as all this is, I was still required as an actor to play

this situationthat she and I were a couple, we broke up, there was this other

aspect to our relationship that enabled it to survive but without the romantic

element, you know, there's some layers and complexity to that and, candidly speaking,

way, way beyond any acting ability that I possess.

So, how did I do it? Because obviously I did it. People bought it; they

believed it. They believed the relationship

and I think it's fair to say the show went on to do very nicely.

Here is how I did it: I just really, really like Julia.

I could not get enough of her.

Nine years...I was not acting. I couldn't! I thought she was funny,

charming, beautiful, intelligent, every single second I ever spent with her, on

stage and off, bingo, no acting required, just read the lines in the script,

180 episodes, syndication, DVD, streaming, piece of cake.

(applause)

Now, after the show was over and I started seeing her on other shows having

relationships with other TV characters, I can't say that was the easiest thing for

me to handle. I suffered quite a bit of fake pain from

this fake relationship. But, I guess somewhere in the back of my mind I knew

that these are the things that were required of her to do if she was ever

going to receive the Mark Twain Prize, so I accepted it and I couldn't be happier

for her that tonight she is here accepting this great honor.

Congratulations, Jules, love you.

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