Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Ron Burgundy Meets a Cougar, Alligator & Skunk

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>> James: WELCOME BACK, RON BURGUNDY IS SILL HERE, LADIES

AND GENTLEMEN.

AND THE OFFICIAL ANIMAL AMBASSADOR FOR THE WORLD FAMOUS

SAN DIEGO ZOO.

>> ST A GREAT ZOO W TOP 100 GLAS IN THE WORLD.

>> AND HE HAS BROUGHT ALONG SOME FRIENDS TO MEET US, PLEASE

WELCOME ZOO KEEP ERIC SCHWARTZ.

(APPLAUSE).

>> James: WOW, HELLO, HOW ARE YOU, RICK, NICE TO SEE YOU

AGAIN.

>> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU.

>> James: TAKE A SEAT.

RIGHT HERE, COME, WHO HAVE WE GOT LEER.

>> LOOK AT THAT.

>> THIS IS MIKE, IS HE A YOUNG ALL GITTER, NOT SURE EXACTLY HOW

OLD HE IS.

YOU CAN BUY THEM ON THE PET TRADE, ON THE INTERNET.

>> HE LOOKS DELICIOUS, I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY, ADDRESS THE

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.

>> AND WE HAVE ONE IS HOLDING, FOR RON.

>> MAN NOT, JUST PUT IT ON THE DESK.

>> FLA IS NOT REAL S IT.

[BLEEP].

>> SAN DIEGO GLOORKS WE HAVE REAL ANIMALS, YOU KNOW THAT, YOU

HAVE BEEN THERE.

>> SO THIS IS SPIKE.

>> OH JAMES, HE LIKES YOU JR HE IS HE LITERALLY LOOKING AT ME

LIKE HE IS GOING TO EAT ME.

>> HE WANTS YOU TO LICK HIS SNOWT.

>> PLEASE DON'T.

>> RON IS GREAT ON THE NEWS BUT NOT MUCH ON READING BODY

LANGUAGE OF ALLIGATOR.

>> FAIR ENOUGH.

>> YOU OKAY.

>> James: I JUST FEEL LIKE HE'S SMILING.

>> HE IS THINKING ABOUT HOW DELICIOUS YOUR RIGHT HAND IS

GOING TO BE.

>> I AGREE.

BECAUSE I WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU BUT I WILL NOT, I DON'T WANT IT

TURN PI BACK ON HIM BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IS HE GOING TO GO FOR

ME GUARANTEE YOU HE WON'T.

>> YOU CAN'T MAKE TA KIND OF GUARANTEE, YOU ARE FULL OF.

>> WE DO I HAD A PETAL GATOR FOR THREE YEARS, IT JUST GOT TOO BIG

AND I HAD TO RELEASE IT IT IN THE CITY POOL.

>> WE HAD TO GET THAT ONE.

THAT WAS YOU, OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH, FAIR ENOUGH.

>> YOU KNOW WE HAVE OTHER AN ANIMALS.

>> James: LET THESE ONES GO NOW.

>> HE CAN HANG OUT THERE.

>> NO, IT'S GOOD, SEE YOU LATER.

>> SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR, IN AWHILE CROCODILE.

WHO ELSE HAVE WE GOT.

>> SAN DIEGO IS PRETTY FAMOUS FOR ITS BLACK AND WHITE ANIMALS.

>> WHAT IS THAT.

[BLEEP].

>> THIS IS EVELYN, SHE'S CUTE, DON'T YOU THINK?

>> WHAT'S WRONG, RON.

>> I JIS, JUST GOING TO TAKE A KNEE DOWN OVER HERE.

>> YOU OKAY?

>> THE THE ONLY ANIMAL THAT KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.

>> REALLY, IF YOU WOULDN'T PESTER THEM IN THEIR DENS THEN

YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE OKAY.>> I STICKS AT ZOOS.

>> WE PREFER YOU DON'T.

THEY ARE A GREAT ANIMAL WE HAVE IN NORTH AMERICA, BECAUSE SHE

WAS HAND RAISED AND PART OF OUR COLLECTION FOR A LONG TIME SHE

IS NOT GOING TO SPRAY YOU, SO YOU ARE OKAY.

NOW WHEN THEY DO SPRAY, THEY CAN SHOOT ABOUT 12 FEET.

>> I KNOW.

>> THEY CAN SHOOT FURTHER THAN THAT.

ONE GOT ME AT 30 FEET.

>> YOU YOU WALKED THAT OFF LATER.

>> MEASURED.

>> INTERESTING TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SKUNKS, INSIDER TIP, A

LITTLIC BAAING SODA, PEROXIDE AND DISH SOAP, WILL YOU BE GOOD.

>> WHAT ABOUT TOMATO SAUCE.

>> IT ST GOOD FOR A BASE FOR SPA SPAGHETTI SAUCE OR LASAGNA.

>> ST, TRUE.

>> THE TOMATO SAUCE AND JUICE IS A MYTH THAT WHAT HAPPENS IS IT

COVERS UP THE SMELL BUT ST AN OIL, IT HAS A PROTEIN BASE SO IT

WILL NOT WORK.

>> DO THEY EATERIESES PIECES.

>> IMAGINE IF GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY THEY MIGHT BUT IT IS

NOT GOOD FOR THEM.

THEY STICK TO BUGS, GRUBS.

>> James: THAT IS THE SKUNK, WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT FOR US.

>> ONE MORE.

THERE YOU GO. WRZ WHAT HAVE WE GOT NOW.

>> I TALKED EARLIER ABOUT HOW PEOPLE.

>> OH [BLEEP].

>> COME ON, CHARLIE.

>> WHERE DID HE GO?

COME ON, CHARLIE.

>> YOU WANT TO JOIN THE SHOW.

>> I'M NOT GOING THERE, I'M NOT GOING THERE, NO WAY, THAT'S

READY TO POUNCE.

>> WELL, ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH COUGARS.

>> I CERTAINLY AM.

AND ST EXACTLY THEIR FEEDING TIME.

>> YEAH.

>> SO COUGARS ALSO MOUNTAIN LIONS, PUMAS, MOUNTAIN

SCREAMERS.

>> YEAH, THIS ONE IS ABOUT 8, 9 MONTHS OLD, THEY WILL IMET

LARGER AS AN ADULT AND MALE, SOMEONE TRIED TO KEEP HIM AS A

PET.

>> James: WHO WOULD DO THAT, WHY WOULD YOU.

>> PART OF MY JOB IS KIND OF CONNECTING PEOPLE WITH WILDLIFE

BUT MAWKING THEM REALIZE THEY NEED TO BE WILD.

>> HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS READY TO GO AT ANY POINT, RICK.

RICK!

>> DAVID AND LISA HERE-- .

>> James: YOU MADE THAT LOOK LIKE A CUDDLE.

YOU COULDN'T SEE.

>> SO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS THEY HAVE A

UNIQUE RELATIONSHIP.

THEY SPENT THEIR LIVES LIKE I HAVE WORKING WITH ANIMALS.

THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I WOULD WANT IN MAY HOME, EVEN THOUGH HE

DID THAT KILLED, DAVID HAD HIS HANDS IN THE RIGHT PLACE TO

MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE ANIMAL AND LISA WAS THERE.

>> DAVID, DID YOU WET YOUR PANTS SLIGHTLY?

>> JUST A LITTLE BIT, JUST A LITTLE BIT.

>> BECAUSE I KNOW I WET MINE JUST KSH-- ABOUT HALF A CUP I

WET MINE, QUARTER TO HALF CUP.

>> James: RICK, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING THESE ANIMALS.

WE WANT TO THANK RICK SCHWARTZ, RON BURGUNDY THE SECOND SEASON

OF THE PODCAST, TODAY ON THE IHEART RADIO APP, EVERYWHERE YOU

LISTEN PODCASTS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.

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