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>> Greg: MOMENTS AFTER

>> Greg: MOMENTS AFTER GETTING ENDORSED FOR DEMOCRATS

GETTING ENDORSED FOR DEMOCRATS FILLING THE SLOW ROLLING

FILLING THE SLOW ROLLING DISASTER, JOE BIDEN QUICKLY

DISASTER, JOE BIDEN QUICKLY INSPIRE CONFIDENCE IN THEIR

INSPIRE CONFIDENCE IN THEIR DECISION.

DECISION. >> WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE

>> WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT THAT ALL MEN

SELF EVIDENT THAT ALL MEN CREATED BY -- YOU KNOW THE

CREATED BY -- YOU KNOW THE THING.

THING. LOOK, TOMORROW SUPER THURSDAY

LOOK, TOMORROW SUPER THURSDAY STARTED.

STARTED. SERIOUSLY COME I WANT TO

SERIOUSLY COME I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL.

THANK YOU ALL. I TELL YOU WHAT, IM RUSHING

I TELL YOU WHAT, IM RUSHING AHEAD, ARE NOT A QUESTION MARK

AHEAD, ARE NOT A QUESTION MARK >> Greg: AS ALWAYS, BLAME IT

>> Greg: AS ALWAYS, BLAME IT ON THE RUSSIAN.

ON THE RUSSIAN. I WONDER IF TRUMP NOTICED.

I WONDER IF TRUMP NOTICED. >> TOMORROW, VOTERS IN STATES

>> TOMORROW, VOTERS IN STATES ACROSS THE NATION WILL HEAD TO

ACROSS THE NATION WILL HEAD TO THE POLLS FOR SUPER TUESDAY, NOT

THE POLLS FOR SUPER TUESDAY, NOT SUPER THURSDAY.

SUPER THURSDAY. [LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER] HE SAID SUPER THURSDAY.

HE SAID SUPER THURSDAY. YOU CANT DO THESE THINGS.

YOU CANT DO THESE THINGS. HE IS CONSTANTLY NAMING THE

HE IS CONSTANTLY NAMING THE WRONG STATE.

WRONG STATE. IT IS GREAT TO BE IN THE STATE

IT IS GREAT TO BE IN THE STATE OF OHIO, NO, NO, NO IM SORRY

OF OHIO, NO, NO, NO IM SORRY YOU ARE IN NORTH CAROLINA.

YOU ARE IN NORTH CAROLINA. I HONESTLY DONT THINK HE KNOWS

I HONESTLY DONT THINK HE KNOWS WHAT OFFICE HE IS RUNNING FOR A

WHAT OFFICE HE IS RUNNING FOR A PAIR THEY WILL PUT HIM IN A HOME

PAIR THEY WILL PUT HIM IN A HOME IN OTHER PEOPLE WILL BE RUNNING

IN OTHER PEOPLE WILL BE RUNNING THE COUNTRY.

THE COUNTRY. AND THEY WILL BE SUPER LEFT

AND THEY WILL BE SUPER LEFT RADICAL CRAZIES.

RADICAL CRAZIES. >> Greg: EVERYBODY MAKE GASP

>> Greg: EVERYBODY MAKE GASP BUT FASTER THAN RABBITS AND

BUT FASTER THAN RABBITS AND WHILE SOMETIMES TRUMPS WORDS

WHILE SOMETIMES TRUMPS WORDS ARE SHOCKING, THEY DONT HINT AT

ARE SHOCKING, THEY DONT HINT AT AN UNDERLYING DECLINE.

AN UNDERLYING DECLINE. BITE AND REMIND YOU HES NOT

BITE AND REMIND YOU HES NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, LET ALONE

GETTING ANY YOUNGER, LET ALONE WISER AND IT MAKES YOU WONDER WH

WISER AND IT MAKES YOU WONDER WH ENDORSEMENTS FROM AMY,

ENDORSEMENTS FROM AMY, PETE AND BETO REALLY MEAN.

PETE AND BETO REALLY MEAN. IS JOE LEADING A PARADE OF

IS JOE LEADING A PARADE OF ENTHUSIASTIC SUPPORT, OR IS THIS

ENTHUSIASTIC SUPPORT, OR IS THIS A GARNEY RACE TO PUSH JOE ACROSS

A GARNEY RACE TO PUSH JOE ACROSS THE FINISH LINE ON A STRETCHER?

THE FINISH LINE ON A STRETCHER? HE FACES A BIGGER CHALLENGE

HE FACES A BIGGER CHALLENGE THOUGH.

THOUGH. HE IS A MODERATE BY TODAYS

HE IS A MODERATE BY TODAYS LOONY LEFT STANDARDS, BUT HIS

LOONY LEFT STANDARDS, BUT HIS ONE AND ONLY IDEA IS GET RID OF

ONE AND ONLY IDEA IS GET RID OF THAT ORANGE MIMI.

THAT ORANGE MIMI. THAT IS NOT A VISION, THAT IS A

THAT IS NOT A VISION, THAT IS A COMPLAINT.

COMPLAINT. MEANWHILE BERNIE IS STRONG

MEANWHILE BERNIE IS STRONG DESPITE BEING WRONG AND WHY HE

DESPITE BEING WRONG AND WHY HE ATTRACTS THE YOUTH, THE MAD AND

ATTRACTS THE YOUTH, THE MAD AND THE CRAZY.

THE CRAZY. IN A WORLD WHERE WE IDEALIZE THE

IN A WORLD WHERE WE IDEALIZE THE BOWL, THE RADICAL IS THAN A

BOWL, THE RADICAL IS THAN A BUNDLING MODERATE, EVEN WITH

BUNDLING MODERATE, EVEN WITH EAR HAIR.

EAR HAIR. IT IS NOT FAIR, IT IS NOT SMART

IT IS NOT FAIR, IT IS NOT SMART BUT THROWING ALL THEIR WEIGHT

BUT THROWING ALL THEIR WEIGHT BEHIND THE FANTASY OF

BEHIND THE FANTASY OF IMPEACHMENT AND DIDNT SEE THIS

IMPEACHMENT AND DIDNT SEE THIS COMING?

COMING? INSTEAD THE DEMS STUCK WITH

INSTEAD THE DEMS STUCK WITH THREE VOTING CHOICES, TWO CRANKY

THREE VOTING CHOICES, TWO CRANKY OLD MAN AND SLEEPING IN.

OLD MAN AND SLEEPING IN. I PUT MY MONEY ON THE SNOOZE

I PUT MY MONEY ON THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

BUTTON. >> DANA, DANA, DANA, WHAT DID WE

>> DANA, DANA, DANA, WHAT DID WE LEARN FROM 2016 RICK PERRY?

LEARN FROM 2016 RICK PERRY? NEVER START SOMETHING YOU CANT

NEVER START SOMETHING YOU CANT FINISH.

FINISH. REMEMBER I GOT THREE THINGS.

REMEMBER I GOT THREE THINGS. NEVER START A REALLY FAMOUS

NEVER START A REALLY FAMOUS QUOTE.

QUOTE. >> Dana: IF YOU CANT MAIL THE

>> Dana: IF YOU CANT MAIL THE QUOTE.

QUOTE. >> Greg: IF YOU CANT NAIL THE

>> Greg: IF YOU CANT NAIL THE QUOTE, GET OFF OFF THE VOTE.

QUOTE, GET OFF OFF THE VOTE. >> Dana: TREY GOWDY ON

>> Dana: TREY GOWDY ON SATURDAY NIGHT SAID SOMETIMES

SATURDAY NIGHT SAID SOMETIMES ITS WATCHING A CHAIN SMOKER

ITS WATCHING A CHAIN SMOKER PHILIPS GAS TANK, WAITING FOR

PHILIPS GAS TANK, WAITING FOR THE LIKE THE DISASTER.

THE LIKE THE DISASTER. [LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER] I THINK, LOOK, IT IS CONCERNING

I THINK, LOOK, IT IS CONCERNING AND THIS CAMPAIGN, WELL MET, IF

AND THIS CAMPAIGN, WELL MET, IF WE ARE REALLY GOING TO BE THE

WE ARE REALLY GOING TO BE THE FRONT RUNNER, CAN HE HANDLE IT?

FRONT RUNNER, CAN HE HANDLE IT? THAT IS A LOT OF ENERGY.

THAT IS A LOT OF ENERGY. NOW, WINNING SOMETIMES GIVE YOU

NOW, WINNING SOMETIMES GIVE YOU A PEP IN YOUR STEP.

A PEP IN YOUR STEP. BUT THE OTHER THING ABOUT

BUT THE OTHER THING ABOUT JOE BIDEN, IT IS LIKE PEOPLE

JOE BIDEN, IT IS LIKE PEOPLE THINK HE IS CHARMING.

THINK HE IS CHARMING. I GET IT, HE MET TUESDAY.

I GET IT, HE MET TUESDAY. THEY ARE SUPER FORGIVING.

THEY ARE SUPER FORGIVING. >> Greg: I THINK SO TOO

>> Greg: I THINK SO TOO BECAUSE WE ALWAYS HAVE SOMEONE

BECAUSE WE ALWAYS HAVE SOMEONE IN OUR LIVES, JESSE.

IN OUR LIVES, JESSE. EVERY DAY YOU SAY SOMETHING THAT

EVERY DAY YOU SAY SOMETHING THAT I GO --

I GO -- >> Jesse: THANK YOU, GREG.

>> Jesse: THANK YOU, GREG. THAT WAS ME YESTERDAY.

THAT WAS ME YESTERDAY. I WAS LISTENING TO RUSH LIMBAUGH

I WAS LISTENING TO RUSH LIMBAUGH AND JOE PULLED THE PLUG BECAUSE

AND JOE PULLED THE PLUG BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT TO SAY UNDER GOD

HE DIDNT WANT TO SAY UNDER GOD IN FRONT OF THE DEMOCRATIC

IN FRONT OF THE DEMOCRATIC AUDIENCE.

AUDIENCE. HE SAID THAT WAS THE SMARTEST

HE SAID THAT WAS THE SMARTEST THING JOE BIDEN SAID IN A VERY

THING JOE BIDEN SAID IN A VERY LONG TIME.

LONG TIME. LISTEN, BERNIE SANDERS IS A

LISTEN, BERNIE SANDERS IS A MESS.

MESS. I DONT EVEN THINK BERNIE KNOWS

I DONT EVEN THINK BERNIE KNOWS IF HE CAN RUN THE COUNTRY.

IF HE CAN RUN THE COUNTRY. BERNIE IS LIKE A HECKLER AT A

BERNIE IS LIKE A HECKLER AT A GAME THAT JUST YELLS OUT OBAMA.

GAME THAT JUST YELLS OUT OBAMA. YOU DONT MAKE THE HECKLER OF

YOU DONT MAKE THE HECKLER OF THE MANAGER.

THE MANAGER. YOU JUST GIVE THE GUY POPCORN

YOU JUST GIVE THE GUY POPCORN AND PAT HIM ON THE HEAD.

AND PAT HIM ON THE HEAD. THIS GUY KNOWS HE CANT WIN AND

THIS GUY KNOWS HE CANT WIN AND EVERYBODY KNOWS -- YOU CANT

EVERYBODY KNOWS -- YOU CANT BLAME THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY FOR

BLAME THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY FOR RIGGING IT AGAINST HIM.

RIGGING IT AGAINST HIM. IF I WAS A DEMOCRAT TO COME I

IF I WAS A DEMOCRAT TO COME I WOULD RIG THE HECK OUT OF THIS

WOULD RIG THE HECK OUT OF THIS THING.

THING. AND DONT GO ANYWHERE NEAR THE

AND DONT GO ANYWHERE NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE.

WHITE HOUSE. MEANWHILE, JOE BIDEN IS LEFT

MEANWHILE, JOE BIDEN IS LEFT WITH CRAZY BERNIE.

WITH CRAZY BERNIE. AND HE CANT EVEN SURVIVE A GOOD

AND HE CANT EVEN SURVIVE A GOOD NEWS CYCLE WITHOUT WRAPPING UP

NEWS CYCLE WITHOUT WRAPPING UP GAS.

GAS. WHAT NUMBERS ARE COMING OUT OF

WHAT NUMBERS ARE COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH OR WHO HES TALKING

HIS MOUTH OR WHO HES TALKING TO.

TO. IT IS A LACKLUSTER CANADA WITH A

IT IS A LACKLUSTER CANADA WITH A BAD CAMPAIGN.

BAD CAMPAIGN. I HAVE NEVER SEEN JOE BIDEN

I HAVE NEVER SEEN JOE BIDEN BUMPER STICKER, HAVE ANY OF YOU?

BUMPER STICKER, HAVE ANY OF YOU? IVE NEVER SEEN A JOE BIDEN

IVE NEVER SEEN A JOE BIDEN CROWD.

CROWD. HE CANT GET THROUGH AN

HE CANT GET THROUGH AN INTERVIEW.

INTERVIEW. THE GUY IS SLOW AND HE IS

THE GUY IS SLOW AND HE IS SLOWING DOWN.

SLOWING DOWN. ITS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR JOEL,

ITS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR JOEL, BUT, THE GOOD NEWS IS, WE GET TO

BUT, THE GOOD NEWS IS, WE GET TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING UNFOLD.

WATCH THE WHOLE THING UNFOLD. AND IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.

AND IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING. >> Greg: DO YOU THINK AMY,

>> Greg: DO YOU THINK AMY, PETE AND BETO WERE PROMISED

PETE AND BETO WERE PROMISED ANYTHING?

ANYTHING? COULD THIS BE A QUID PRO QUO?

COULD THIS BE A QUID PRO QUO? >> Juan: I THINK YOU SHOULD

>> Juan: I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM QUID PRO QUO AND

STAY AWAY FROM QUID PRO QUO AND WE HEARD A LOT ABOUT THAT FROM

WE HEARD A LOT ABOUT THAT FROM TRUMP IN UKRAINE.

TRUMP IN UKRAINE. BUT I THINK AMY KLOBUCHAR,

BUT I THINK AMY KLOBUCHAR, AMY KLOBUCHAR SAID THAT SHE WAS

AMY KLOBUCHAR SAID THAT SHE WAS PROMISED AND WANTED TO DO WHAT

PROMISED AND WANTED TO DO WHAT SHE FELT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO

SHE FELT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO IN ORDER TO UNIFY THE PARTYAN

DO IN ORDER TO UNIFY THE PARTYAN DONALD TRUMP.

DONALD TRUMP. I WILL SAY THIS, IM STRUCK THAT

I WILL SAY THIS, IM STRUCK THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP AND CLEARLY,

PRESIDENT TRUMP AND CLEARLY, YOUR DELIGHT IN THE GAS,

YOUR DELIGHT IN THE GAS, INDICATE AGAIN THE REPUBLICANS

INDICATE AGAIN THE REPUBLICANS ARE MOST WORRIED ABOUT

ARE MOST WORRIED ABOUT JOE BIDEN.

JOE BIDEN. I DONT WANT TO RUN AGAINST HIM.

I DONT WANT TO RUN AGAINST HIM. THAT IS WHY THE PRESIDENT SENT

THAT IS WHY THE PRESIDENT SENT RUDY TO THE UKRAINE TO DIG UP

RUDY TO THE UKRAINE TO DIG UP DIRT ON COWS WHO, JOE BIDEN.

DIRT ON COWS WHO, JOE BIDEN. AND I HAVE THE FEELING, HUNTER

AND I HAVE THE FEELING, HUNTER BIDENS NAME WILL BUBBLE UP IN A

BIDENS NAME WILL BUBBLE UP IN A SECOND.

SECOND. AND IN CONGRESS, THEY ARE

AND IN CONGRESS, THEY ARE PLANNING MORE HEARINGS.

PLANNING MORE HEARINGS. I THINK THAT WHAT THE RIGHT-WING

I THINK THAT WHAT THE RIGHT-WING IS INTENT ON, THEY LIKE TO MOCK

IS INTENT ON, THEY LIKE TO MOCK JOE BIDEN.

JOE BIDEN. BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN,

BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN, DEMOCRATS AND I WILL USE DANAS

DEMOCRATS AND I WILL USE DANAS WORD, THINK IT IS CHARMING THAT

WORD, THINK IT IS CHARMING THAT HE IS AUTHENTIC, RIGHT, THAT IS

HE IS AUTHENTIC, RIGHT, THAT IS SOMETHING YOU VALUE GREATLY,

SOMETHING YOU VALUE GREATLY, JESSE, SOMEONE REAL.

JESSE, SOMEONE REAL. SOMEONE YOU CAN TOUCH AND NO.

SOMEONE YOU CAN TOUCH AND NO. >> Jesse: AND HE CAN TOUCH

>> Jesse: AND HE CAN TOUCH YOU.

YOU. >> Juan: IT IS ALSO THE CASE

>> Juan: IT IS ALSO THE CASE AND I THINK CLEARLY THAT ITS

AND I THINK CLEARLY THAT ITS NOT JUST MY OPINION BECAUSE WHAT

NOT JUST MY OPINION BECAUSE WHAT DO WE SEE IN THE POLLS,

DO WE SEE IN THE POLLS, ESPECIALLY POLLS IN

ESPECIALLY POLLS IN SOUTH CAROLINA?

SOUTH CAROLINA? IMMIGRANTS DONT CARE ABOUT THE

IMMIGRANTS DONT CARE ABOUT THE STUFF.

STUFF. IT IS REPUBLICANS WHO CARE ABOUT

IT IS REPUBLICANS WHO CARE ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE BOWLING, THE

IT BECAUSE THE BOWLING, THE MOCKING, THE PARADING.

MOCKING, THE PARADING. >> Greg: NO DEMOCRATS ARE

>> Greg: NO DEMOCRATS ARE PUTTING THIS OUT, KATIE.

PUTTING THIS OUT, KATIE. >> Katie: JOE BIDENS APPEAL

>> Katie: JOE BIDENS APPEAL AT THIS POINT HES A STATESMAN,

AT THIS POINT HES A STATESMAN, THE GUY IN WASHINGTON FOR A

THE GUY IN WASHINGTON FOR A DECADE SO WE KNOWS WHAT HES

DECADE SO WE KNOWS WHAT HES DOING AND WE CAN TRUST HIM TO BE

DOING AND WE CAN TRUST HIM TO BE SOMEONE WHO IS RELIABLE TO BE A

SOMEONE WHO IS RELIABLE TO BE A COMMANDER IN CHIEF.

COMMANDER IN CHIEF. AND SOMEONE WHO CONTINUALLY

AND SOMEONE WHO CONTINUALLY LOOKS INCOMPETENT WITH BASIC

LOOKS INCOMPETENT WITH BASIC THINGS WHEN IT COMES TO A

THINGS WHEN IT COMES TO A ONE-ON-ONE MATCH UP WITH

ONE-ON-ONE MATCH UP WITH DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO HAVE A

DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO HAVE A HARD TIME TO MAKE A CASE TO

HARD TIME TO MAKE A CASE TO PEOPLE THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY

PEOPLE THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY WHO ARE LIKING THE ECONOMY, WHO

WHO ARE LIKING THE ECONOMY, WHO THINKS PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS DONE

THINKS PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS DONE A DECENT JOB.

A DECENT JOB. WHO IS A COMPETENT COMMANDER IN

WHO IS A COMPETENT COMMANDER IN CHIEF.

CHIEF. JOE BIDEN WILL HAVE A VERY HARD

JOE BIDEN WILL HAVE A VERY HARD TIME DOING THAT.

TIME DOING THAT. WHEN IT COMES TO BERNIE SANDERS,

WHEN IT COMES TO BERNIE SANDERS, I THINK HE IS A THREAT AS WELL.

I THINK HE IS A THREAT AS WELL. I DONT THINK YOU CAN

I DONT THINK YOU CAN UNDERESTIMATE WHERE HE WILL GO.

UNDERESTIMATE WHERE HE WILL GO. HE WORKED TO WIN THE NOMINATION

HE WORKED TO WIN THE NOMINATION WHICH IS LOOKING MORE LIKE THE

WHICH IS LOOKING MORE LIKE THE CONVENTION GOING INTO TONIGHT.

CONVENTION GOING INTO TONIGHT. BUT THE COALITION HE HAD IN

BUT THE COALITION HE HAD IN NEVADA IS ONE THAT REPUBLICANS

NEVADA IS ONE THAT REPUBLICANS ARE LOOKING AT LATINOS, YOUNG

ARE LOOKING AT LATINOS, YOUNG WOMEN, YOUNG PEOPLE.

WOMEN, YOUNG PEOPLE. AND THE WHOLE DEMOCRATIC

AND THE WHOLE DEMOCRATIC ESTABLISHMENT WOULD GET BEHIND

ESTABLISHMENT WOULD GET BEHIND HIM, HE CERTAINLY WOULD BE MORE

HIM, HE CERTAINLY WOULD BE MORE OF THE MACHINE THEN HE IS RIGHT

OF THE MACHINE THEN HE IS RIGHT NOW.

NOW. SO I WOULD NOT UNDERESTIMATE HIS

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