>> Greg: MOMENTS AFTER
>> Greg: MOMENTS AFTER GETTING ENDORSED FOR DEMOCRATS
GETTING ENDORSED FOR DEMOCRATS FILLING THE SLOW ROLLING
FILLING THE SLOW ROLLING DISASTER, JOE BIDEN QUICKLY
DISASTER, JOE BIDEN QUICKLY INSPIRE CONFIDENCE IN THEIR
INSPIRE CONFIDENCE IN THEIR DECISION.
DECISION. >> WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE
>> WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT THAT ALL MEN
SELF EVIDENT THAT ALL MEN CREATED BY -- YOU KNOW THE
CREATED BY -- YOU KNOW THE THING.
THING. LOOK, TOMORROW SUPER THURSDAY
LOOK, TOMORROW SUPER THURSDAY STARTED.
STARTED. SERIOUSLY COME I WANT TO
SERIOUSLY COME I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL.
THANK YOU ALL. I TELL YOU WHAT, I’M RUSHING
I TELL YOU WHAT, I’M RUSHING AHEAD, ARE NOT A QUESTION MARK
AHEAD, ARE NOT A QUESTION MARK >> Greg: AS ALWAYS, BLAME IT
>> Greg: AS ALWAYS, BLAME IT ON THE RUSSIAN.
ON THE RUSSIAN. I WONDER IF TRUMP NOTICED.
I WONDER IF TRUMP NOTICED. >> TOMORROW, VOTERS IN STATES
>> TOMORROW, VOTERS IN STATES ACROSS THE NATION WILL HEAD TO
ACROSS THE NATION WILL HEAD TO THE POLLS FOR SUPER TUESDAY, NOT
THE POLLS FOR SUPER TUESDAY, NOT SUPER THURSDAY.
SUPER THURSDAY. [LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] HE SAID SUPER THURSDAY.
HE SAID SUPER THURSDAY. YOU CAN’T DO THESE THINGS.
YOU CAN’T DO THESE THINGS. HE IS CONSTANTLY NAMING THE
HE IS CONSTANTLY NAMING THE WRONG STATE.
WRONG STATE. IT IS GREAT TO BE IN THE STATE
IT IS GREAT TO BE IN THE STATE OF OHIO, NO, NO, NO I’M SORRY
OF OHIO, NO, NO, NO I’M SORRY YOU ARE IN NORTH CAROLINA.
YOU ARE IN NORTH CAROLINA. I HONESTLY DON’T THINK HE KNOWS
I HONESTLY DON’T THINK HE KNOWS WHAT OFFICE HE IS RUNNING FOR A
WHAT OFFICE HE IS RUNNING FOR A PAIR THEY WILL PUT HIM IN A HOME
PAIR THEY WILL PUT HIM IN A HOME IN OTHER PEOPLE WILL BE RUNNING
IN OTHER PEOPLE WILL BE RUNNING THE COUNTRY.
THE COUNTRY. AND THEY WILL BE SUPER LEFT
AND THEY WILL BE SUPER LEFT RADICAL CRAZIES.
RADICAL CRAZIES. >> Greg: EVERYBODY MAKE GASP
>> Greg: EVERYBODY MAKE GASP BUT FASTER THAN RABBITS AND
BUT FASTER THAN RABBITS AND WHILE SOMETIMES TRUMP’S WORDS
WHILE SOMETIMES TRUMP’S WORDS ARE SHOCKING, THEY DON’T HINT AT
ARE SHOCKING, THEY DON’T HINT AT AN UNDERLYING DECLINE.
AN UNDERLYING DECLINE. BITE AND REMIND YOU HE’S NOT
BITE AND REMIND YOU HE’S NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, LET ALONE
GETTING ANY YOUNGER, LET ALONE WISER AND IT MAKES YOU WONDER WH
WISER AND IT MAKES YOU WONDER WH ENDORSEMENTS FROM AMY,
ENDORSEMENTS FROM AMY, PETE AND BETO REALLY MEAN.
PETE AND BETO REALLY MEAN. IS JOE LEADING A PARADE OF
IS JOE LEADING A PARADE OF ENTHUSIASTIC SUPPORT, OR IS THIS
ENTHUSIASTIC SUPPORT, OR IS THIS A GARNEY RACE TO PUSH JOE ACROSS
A GARNEY RACE TO PUSH JOE ACROSS THE FINISH LINE ON A STRETCHER?
THE FINISH LINE ON A STRETCHER? HE FACES A BIGGER CHALLENGE
HE FACES A BIGGER CHALLENGE THOUGH.
THOUGH. HE IS A MODERATE BY TODAY’S
HE IS A MODERATE BY TODAY’S LOONY LEFT STANDARDS, BUT HIS
LOONY LEFT STANDARDS, BUT HIS ONE AND ONLY IDEA IS GET RID OF
ONE AND ONLY IDEA IS GET RID OF THAT ORANGE MIMI.
THAT ORANGE MIMI. THAT IS NOT A VISION, THAT IS A
THAT IS NOT A VISION, THAT IS A COMPLAINT.
COMPLAINT. MEANWHILE BERNIE IS STRONG
MEANWHILE BERNIE IS STRONG DESPITE BEING WRONG AND WHY HE
DESPITE BEING WRONG AND WHY HE ATTRACTS THE YOUTH, THE MAD AND
ATTRACTS THE YOUTH, THE MAD AND THE CRAZY.
THE CRAZY. IN A WORLD WHERE WE IDEALIZE THE
IN A WORLD WHERE WE IDEALIZE THE BOWL, THE RADICAL IS THAN A
BOWL, THE RADICAL IS THAN A BUNDLING MODERATE, EVEN WITH
BUNDLING MODERATE, EVEN WITH EAR HAIR.
EAR HAIR. IT IS NOT FAIR, IT IS NOT SMART
IT IS NOT FAIR, IT IS NOT SMART BUT THROWING ALL THEIR WEIGHT
BUT THROWING ALL THEIR WEIGHT BEHIND THE FANTASY OF
BEHIND THE FANTASY OF IMPEACHMENT AND DIDN’T SEE THIS
IMPEACHMENT AND DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING?
COMING? INSTEAD THE DEMS STUCK WITH
INSTEAD THE DEMS STUCK WITH THREE VOTING CHOICES, TWO CRANKY
THREE VOTING CHOICES, TWO CRANKY OLD MAN AND SLEEPING IN.
OLD MAN AND SLEEPING IN. I PUT MY MONEY ON THE SNOOZE
I PUT MY MONEY ON THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
BUTTON. >> DANA, DANA, DANA, WHAT DID WE
>> DANA, DANA, DANA, WHAT DID WE LEARN FROM 2016 RICK PERRY?
LEARN FROM 2016 RICK PERRY? NEVER START SOMETHING YOU CAN’T
NEVER START SOMETHING YOU CAN’T FINISH.
FINISH. REMEMBER I GOT THREE THINGS.
REMEMBER I GOT THREE THINGS. NEVER START A REALLY FAMOUS
NEVER START A REALLY FAMOUS QUOTE.
QUOTE. >> Dana: IF YOU CAN’T MAIL THE
>> Dana: IF YOU CAN’T MAIL THE QUOTE.
QUOTE. >> Greg: IF YOU CAN’T NAIL THE
>> Greg: IF YOU CAN’T NAIL THE QUOTE, GET OFF OFF THE VOTE.
QUOTE, GET OFF OFF THE VOTE. >> Dana: TREY GOWDY ON
>> Dana: TREY GOWDY ON SATURDAY NIGHT SAID SOMETIMES
SATURDAY NIGHT SAID SOMETIMES IT’S WATCHING A CHAIN SMOKER
IT’S WATCHING A CHAIN SMOKER PHILIP’S GAS TANK, WAITING FOR
PHILIP’S GAS TANK, WAITING FOR THE LIKE THE DISASTER.
THE LIKE THE DISASTER. [LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] I THINK, LOOK, IT IS CONCERNING
I THINK, LOOK, IT IS CONCERNING AND THIS CAMPAIGN, WELL MET, IF
AND THIS CAMPAIGN, WELL MET, IF WE ARE REALLY GOING TO BE THE
WE ARE REALLY GOING TO BE THE FRONT RUNNER, CAN HE HANDLE IT?
FRONT RUNNER, CAN HE HANDLE IT? THAT IS A LOT OF ENERGY.
THAT IS A LOT OF ENERGY. NOW, WINNING SOMETIMES GIVE YOU
NOW, WINNING SOMETIMES GIVE YOU A PEP IN YOUR STEP.
A PEP IN YOUR STEP. BUT THE OTHER THING ABOUT
BUT THE OTHER THING ABOUT JOE BIDEN, IT IS LIKE PEOPLE
JOE BIDEN, IT IS LIKE PEOPLE THINK HE IS CHARMING.
THINK HE IS CHARMING. I GET IT, HE MET TUESDAY.
I GET IT, HE MET TUESDAY. THEY ARE SUPER FORGIVING.
THEY ARE SUPER FORGIVING. >> Greg: I THINK SO TOO
>> Greg: I THINK SO TOO BECAUSE WE ALWAYS HAVE SOMEONE
BECAUSE WE ALWAYS HAVE SOMEONE IN OUR LIVES, JESSE.
IN OUR LIVES, JESSE. EVERY DAY YOU SAY SOMETHING THAT
EVERY DAY YOU SAY SOMETHING THAT I GO --
I GO -- >> Jesse: THANK YOU, GREG.
>> Jesse: THANK YOU, GREG. THAT WAS ME YESTERDAY.
THAT WAS ME YESTERDAY. I WAS LISTENING TO RUSH LIMBAUGH
I WAS LISTENING TO RUSH LIMBAUGH AND JOE PULLED THE PLUG BECAUSE
AND JOE PULLED THE PLUG BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO SAY UNDER GOD
HE DIDN’T WANT TO SAY UNDER GOD IN FRONT OF THE DEMOCRATIC
IN FRONT OF THE DEMOCRATIC AUDIENCE.
AUDIENCE. HE SAID THAT WAS THE SMARTEST
HE SAID THAT WAS THE SMARTEST THING JOE BIDEN SAID IN A VERY
THING JOE BIDEN SAID IN A VERY LONG TIME.
LONG TIME. LISTEN, BERNIE SANDERS IS A
LISTEN, BERNIE SANDERS IS A MESS.
MESS. I DON’T EVEN THINK BERNIE KNOWS
I DON’T EVEN THINK BERNIE KNOWS IF HE CAN RUN THE COUNTRY.
IF HE CAN RUN THE COUNTRY. BERNIE IS LIKE A HECKLER AT A
BERNIE IS LIKE A HECKLER AT A GAME THAT JUST YELLS OUT OBAMA.
GAME THAT JUST YELLS OUT OBAMA. YOU DON’T MAKE THE HECKLER OF
YOU DON’T MAKE THE HECKLER OF THE MANAGER.
THE MANAGER. YOU JUST GIVE THE GUY POPCORN
YOU JUST GIVE THE GUY POPCORN AND PAT HIM ON THE HEAD.
AND PAT HIM ON THE HEAD. THIS GUY KNOWS HE CAN’T WIN AND
THIS GUY KNOWS HE CAN’T WIN AND EVERYBODY KNOWS -- YOU CAN’T
EVERYBODY KNOWS -- YOU CAN’T BLAME THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY FOR
BLAME THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY FOR RIGGING IT AGAINST HIM.
RIGGING IT AGAINST HIM. IF I WAS A DEMOCRAT TO COME I
IF I WAS A DEMOCRAT TO COME I WOULD RIG THE HECK OUT OF THIS
WOULD RIG THE HECK OUT OF THIS THING.
THING. AND DON’T GO ANYWHERE NEAR THE
AND DON’T GO ANYWHERE NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE.
WHITE HOUSE. MEANWHILE, JOE BIDEN IS LEFT
MEANWHILE, JOE BIDEN IS LEFT WITH CRAZY BERNIE.
WITH CRAZY BERNIE. AND HE CAN’T EVEN SURVIVE A GOOD
AND HE CAN’T EVEN SURVIVE A GOOD NEWS CYCLE WITHOUT WRAPPING UP
NEWS CYCLE WITHOUT WRAPPING UP GAS.
GAS. WHAT NUMBERS ARE COMING OUT OF
WHAT NUMBERS ARE COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH OR WHO HE’S TALKING
HIS MOUTH OR WHO HE’S TALKING TO.
TO. IT IS A LACKLUSTER CANADA WITH A
IT IS A LACKLUSTER CANADA WITH A BAD CAMPAIGN.
BAD CAMPAIGN. I HAVE NEVER SEEN JOE BIDEN
I HAVE NEVER SEEN JOE BIDEN BUMPER STICKER, HAVE ANY OF YOU?
BUMPER STICKER, HAVE ANY OF YOU? I’VE NEVER SEEN A JOE BIDEN
I’VE NEVER SEEN A JOE BIDEN CROWD.
CROWD. HE CAN’T GET THROUGH AN
HE CAN’T GET THROUGH AN INTERVIEW.
INTERVIEW. THE GUY IS SLOW AND HE IS
THE GUY IS SLOW AND HE IS SLOWING DOWN.
SLOWING DOWN. IT’S NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR JOEL,
IT’S NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR JOEL, BUT, THE GOOD NEWS IS, WE GET TO
BUT, THE GOOD NEWS IS, WE GET TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING UNFOLD.
WATCH THE WHOLE THING UNFOLD. AND IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.
AND IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING. >> Greg: DO YOU THINK AMY,
>> Greg: DO YOU THINK AMY, PETE AND BETO WERE PROMISED
PETE AND BETO WERE PROMISED ANYTHING?
ANYTHING? COULD THIS BE A QUID PRO QUO?
COULD THIS BE A QUID PRO QUO? >> Juan: I THINK YOU SHOULD
>> Juan: I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM QUID PRO QUO AND
STAY AWAY FROM QUID PRO QUO AND WE HEARD A LOT ABOUT THAT FROM
WE HEARD A LOT ABOUT THAT FROM TRUMP IN UKRAINE.
TRUMP IN UKRAINE. BUT I THINK AMY KLOBUCHAR,
BUT I THINK AMY KLOBUCHAR, AMY KLOBUCHAR SAID THAT SHE WAS
AMY KLOBUCHAR SAID THAT SHE WAS PROMISED AND WANTED TO DO WHAT
PROMISED AND WANTED TO DO WHAT SHE FELT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO
SHE FELT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO IN ORDER TO UNIFY THE PARTYAN
DO IN ORDER TO UNIFY THE PARTYAN DONALD TRUMP.
DONALD TRUMP. I WILL SAY THIS, I’M STRUCK THAT
I WILL SAY THIS, I’M STRUCK THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP AND CLEARLY,
PRESIDENT TRUMP AND CLEARLY, YOUR DELIGHT IN THE GAS,
YOUR DELIGHT IN THE GAS, INDICATE AGAIN THE REPUBLICANS
INDICATE AGAIN THE REPUBLICANS ARE MOST WORRIED ABOUT
ARE MOST WORRIED ABOUT JOE BIDEN.
JOE BIDEN. I DON’T WANT TO RUN AGAINST HIM.
I DON’T WANT TO RUN AGAINST HIM. THAT IS WHY THE PRESIDENT SENT
THAT IS WHY THE PRESIDENT SENT RUDY TO THE UKRAINE TO DIG UP
RUDY TO THE UKRAINE TO DIG UP DIRT ON COWS WHO, JOE BIDEN.
DIRT ON COWS WHO, JOE BIDEN. AND I HAVE THE FEELING, HUNTER
AND I HAVE THE FEELING, HUNTER BIDEN’S NAME WILL BUBBLE UP IN A
BIDEN’S NAME WILL BUBBLE UP IN A SECOND.
SECOND. AND IN CONGRESS, THEY ARE
AND IN CONGRESS, THEY ARE PLANNING MORE HEARINGS.
PLANNING MORE HEARINGS. I THINK THAT WHAT THE RIGHT-WING
I THINK THAT WHAT THE RIGHT-WING IS INTENT ON, THEY LIKE TO MOCK
IS INTENT ON, THEY LIKE TO MOCK JOE BIDEN.
JOE BIDEN. BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN,
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN, DEMOCRATS AND I WILL USE DANA’S
DEMOCRATS AND I WILL USE DANA’S WORD, THINK IT IS CHARMING THAT
WORD, THINK IT IS CHARMING THAT HE IS AUTHENTIC, RIGHT, THAT IS
HE IS AUTHENTIC, RIGHT, THAT IS SOMETHING YOU VALUE GREATLY,
SOMETHING YOU VALUE GREATLY, JESSE, SOMEONE REAL.
JESSE, SOMEONE REAL. SOMEONE YOU CAN TOUCH AND NO.
SOMEONE YOU CAN TOUCH AND NO. >> Jesse: AND HE CAN TOUCH
>> Jesse: AND HE CAN TOUCH YOU.
YOU. >> Juan: IT IS ALSO THE CASE
>> Juan: IT IS ALSO THE CASE AND I THINK CLEARLY THAT IT’S
AND I THINK CLEARLY THAT IT’S NOT JUST MY OPINION BECAUSE WHAT
NOT JUST MY OPINION BECAUSE WHAT DO WE SEE IN THE POLLS,
DO WE SEE IN THE POLLS, ESPECIALLY POLLS IN
ESPECIALLY POLLS IN SOUTH CAROLINA?
SOUTH CAROLINA? IMMIGRANTS DON’T CARE ABOUT THE
IMMIGRANTS DON’T CARE ABOUT THE STUFF.
STUFF. IT IS REPUBLICANS WHO CARE ABOUT
IT IS REPUBLICANS WHO CARE ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE BOWLING, THE
IT BECAUSE THE BOWLING, THE MOCKING, THE PARADING.
MOCKING, THE PARADING. >> Greg: NO DEMOCRATS ARE
>> Greg: NO DEMOCRATS ARE PUTTING THIS OUT, KATIE.
PUTTING THIS OUT, KATIE. >> Katie: JOE BIDEN’S APPEAL
>> Katie: JOE BIDEN’S APPEAL AT THIS POINT HE’S A STATESMAN,
AT THIS POINT HE’S A STATESMAN, THE GUY IN WASHINGTON FOR A
THE GUY IN WASHINGTON FOR A DECADE SO WE KNOWS WHAT HE’S
DECADE SO WE KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING AND WE CAN TRUST HIM TO BE
DOING AND WE CAN TRUST HIM TO BE SOMEONE WHO IS RELIABLE TO BE A
SOMEONE WHO IS RELIABLE TO BE A COMMANDER IN CHIEF.
COMMANDER IN CHIEF. AND SOMEONE WHO CONTINUALLY
AND SOMEONE WHO CONTINUALLY LOOKS INCOMPETENT WITH BASIC
LOOKS INCOMPETENT WITH BASIC THINGS WHEN IT COMES TO A
THINGS WHEN IT COMES TO A ONE-ON-ONE MATCH UP WITH
ONE-ON-ONE MATCH UP WITH DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO HAVE A
DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO HAVE A HARD TIME TO MAKE A CASE TO
HARD TIME TO MAKE A CASE TO PEOPLE THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY
PEOPLE THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY WHO ARE LIKING THE ECONOMY, WHO
WHO ARE LIKING THE ECONOMY, WHO THINKS PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS DONE
THINKS PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS DONE A DECENT JOB.
A DECENT JOB. WHO IS A COMPETENT COMMANDER IN
WHO IS A COMPETENT COMMANDER IN CHIEF.
CHIEF. JOE BIDEN WILL HAVE A VERY HARD
JOE BIDEN WILL HAVE A VERY HARD TIME DOING THAT.
TIME DOING THAT. WHEN IT COMES TO BERNIE SANDERS,
WHEN IT COMES TO BERNIE SANDERS, I THINK HE IS A THREAT AS WELL.
I THINK HE IS A THREAT AS WELL. I DON’T THINK YOU CAN
I DON’T THINK YOU CAN UNDERESTIMATE WHERE HE WILL GO.
UNDERESTIMATE WHERE HE WILL GO. HE WORKED TO WIN THE NOMINATION
HE WORKED TO WIN THE NOMINATION WHICH IS LOOKING MORE LIKE THE
WHICH IS LOOKING MORE LIKE THE CONVENTION GOING INTO TONIGHT.
CONVENTION GOING INTO TONIGHT. BUT THE COALITION HE HAD IN
BUT THE COALITION HE HAD IN NEVADA IS ONE THAT REPUBLICANS
NEVADA IS ONE THAT REPUBLICANS ARE LOOKING AT LATINOS, YOUNG
ARE LOOKING AT LATINOS, YOUNG WOMEN, YOUNG PEOPLE.
WOMEN, YOUNG PEOPLE. AND THE WHOLE DEMOCRATIC
AND THE WHOLE DEMOCRATIC ESTABLISHMENT WOULD GET BEHIND
ESTABLISHMENT WOULD GET BEHIND HIM, HE CERTAINLY WOULD BE MORE
HIM, HE CERTAINLY WOULD BE MORE OF THE MACHINE THEN HE IS RIGHT
OF THE MACHINE THEN HE IS RIGHT NOW.
NOW. SO I WOULD NOT UNDERESTIMATE HIS
