- Have you ever pooped yourself as an adult?
- Don't throw up, okay ready?
Let's just do it fast, throw it back!
Like just open your throat.
- I'm Patrice.
- I'm Mele.
- We're best friends.
- I want Mele to ask Patrice "A" and Patrice ask Mele "B".
- The aliens can only make themselves have one human
characteristic at a time.
What do you ask for to make the sex as good as possible?
- From the aliens?
- Yeah, like you're gonna get it on with the aliens.
- [Patrice] To make it like super A-1?
- Got it.
- The alien gone need to have that long, long, long, long,
I don't even know what, what do you guys call it?
- [Escense, Casey] Dick!
- You just say dick?
- I hate people that say cock.
- That's what I was gonna say, like what do y'all say?
- Long cock.
I can't even say it right.
- Mele, do you have an age ceiling for a one night stand?
- Would you fuck a 60 year-old?
- Hell no.
For me, I just think about when I was 10, how old were you?
- But like, you're not 10.
- I know that.
My cap would probably be 36.
- I'm gonna give it to the alien peen over there.
- Oh everybody has to answer this question.
Where's the strangest place you've had sex?
- On a washing machine.
- On a washing machine, okay.
What about you?
- In a movie theater.
- [Patrice, Escense] Oh my god! Me too!
- I forgot about that!
- What would you guys do would you sit on them?
- On top.
- Mine was very awkward.
- Were you on the ground?
- Oh my god no!
- I'mma give you this card because you went into detail.
You deserve it.
- Everyone answers but me.
Have you ever done butt stuff?
- Somebody tried, no no.
- I've done it.
More in my past life.
- Are you talking like, penetrating?
When I was younger.
- Eating it?
- Oh absolutely not.
- [Escense] You crazy?
- What's up, Mele?
You're gonna flip this shit on me?
- I've done it a lot.
Well I'm just saying I've probably done it more.
- Patrice wins!
- I'm astonished.
- I just had no idea.
Okay, so here.
- I mean, I don't talk about it.
I don't like it, I don't talk about it.
- Alright Mele I want you to ask Escense question A.
- What sexual interest do you have that might be unique
among you and your friends?
- I'm gonna do a twist.
So now you have to answer the question as me.
- I like them freaky, I like them to throw me around,
toss me up in the air.
Might break the bed.
But I don't give a fuck.
Oh, smacking it.
- Okay, the various sex juices,
sometimes they get on clothes.
Tell us about when it happened to you.
- I get mine on myself a lot.
- So you squirt?
- I do.
- I low key wanna give it to Patrice, that bitch can squirt.
- Oh my god, wow, Jesus.
- Patrice, ask A to Casey.
- What would we do on our first date?
- Butt stuff.
- Alright Patrice have you ever pooped yourself as an adult?
What the fuck?!
- I've never like, pooped on myself, but like I almost
confused a fart for a poop.
I was like oooh!
- Don't say too much, it's okay.
- My date was amazing, come on.
- Yeah, you didn't shit your pants.
- Okay, Escence is going to answer A.
I guess Casey gonna answer B.
- Oh my God.
If you were to kill me, how would you do it?
- I would give Escence poison through wine and she would
drink it and slowly pass away.
And then we'd burn her.
I'mma ask you A.
Escence, tell us about a time you got more wasted than you
We drank a whole entire bottle of Ciroc.
I had like four shots of Hennessy.
They took me to freaking China Town and left me in the car.
And I just remember opening the door and I fell face forward
into the cobblestone in China Town.
- Essie, you win.
That shit was so funny.
- I have three.
- I have four.
- I do win!
- That was fun.
Basically what I learned is I need to ask
you guys more questions.
- I think this game's hella fun and you should totally
go and buy it.
- Go to playtruthordrink.com.
- Buy the fucking game.
- Buy the game.