[Danny] Hello and welcome to the Ten Minute Power Hour, my name is Daniel.
[Arin] And I'm Ariniel
[Danny] and - and we are here at the costume shop in Glendale, California. [Arin] Wow!
[Danny] And we're gonna pick out Halloween costumes
[Arin] 13,000 miles from where we do business
[Danny] Don't bother looking for us.
[Arin] Don't overdo it
Let's go look at costumes, Dan.
[Arin] It's Halloween coming up and we want to get - you pr - okay. He's walking away already.
What do you want to be, Dan? Whooooaa!
[Arin] Look at all these
[Danny] I know, so much room for activities.
[Arin] It's the be- whoa, dude. Check this out. Would you have sex with me?
What do you think?
[Danny] I think you should turn around.
[Arin] Now this is a new look
For summer, for - for any - for any occasion really. For any occasion, really.
[Danny] Quaid, start the reactor.
[Arin] How do I - where did this go?
[Danny] And over here is the section where they, um - where the sh- oh my god.
That is some fucking terrifying shit. Wait don't go away.
It's R- Oh, I'm sorry. It's Ross!
And he's here to fucking horrify us.
[Arin] Well, that's every day. That's pretty much every day. Ooh, sparkles!
[Arin laughing off-camera]
That's the stupidest shit I've ever seen.
[Danny] Kinda thought it would be more
Over the face.
[Arin] Like menacing? Just kind of looks like you're wearing a hat that looks like a tiger. Now - now you're a real tiger.
[Arin] It's a fat suit!
Do you want to - dude, check this out.
[Danny] Ross, that's so hideous.
Please stop. Please stop.
[Danny] Oh look, a meal that's all fattened up and ready for the eating.
[Arin] Oh No, please don't eat me tiger.
[Danny] No, it's just - come here.
[Arin] Oh, yeah you want me to-
[Arin] Boy he's really, really getting down and dirty on me [Danny] munch munch
[Danny] I'm lightheaded.
[Arin] I want to wear a dress. I want to wear a beautiful dang dress and I want to -
[others chanting 'Arinette, Arinette']
I want to wear- yes, Arinette! Where's the crown, mushroom?
[Arinette chanting intensifies]
Oh, look at this. This is - this is...
[woman] That's very beautiful
[Arin] Psychedelic. [Arin gasps]
[woman] Lolita fashion-
[Arin] Oh my god, can I get a lolita dress?!
[woman] Let's see. There's like five of them at least one of them has to be -
This is a large. Maybe we can't zip you.
[Arin, whispering] I love this
Go away Ross, stop. I'm trying to be beautiful
Bo Peep bonnets!!!
[woman] That'll - that'll do.
[Arin making noises of effort]
[woman] Absolute - fuc-
[Arin] Hell yeah dude, this is gonna be so sick!
I'm gonna be the belle of the dang ball.
[Arin] Everyone's gonna want to dance with me
Beautiful princess. Oh, no, we must move!
Or else this goat will come and give me a big dang kiss.
[Danny grunting] Ow. [Arin laughing]
[Danny] I think I took more damage.
[Arin] It's supposed to hurt me more than it's supposed -
[Danny] Yeah, there's a lot of uh, spiky parts in the side of this thing unfortunately.
[Arin] You look like - like - you look like one of those like Chinese masters in like an 80s kung fu film
[Danny] I'll teach you the ways. [Arin laughing]
[Danny] My name is Krig
I'm 26, and single.
[Arin] Oh, there's hepatitis on that floor
[woman] This is very - [Arin] Oh my god. These are so ornate. Look at the fucking fancy doily ass shit, dude.
I'm gonna be big titted goth girlfriend for real, dawg.
[woman] Look, and then you have this.
Hello there fair maiden would you like a - why don't I just fucking put it on?
[Arin laughing] Jesus Christ. Oh dear.
[Ross in mask] I'm gonna get you! [Arin] It's the murderous beaver
[Ross] I'm gonna cut you. [Arin] Oh no! Ow!
[Ross] Shit, did that hurt? I'm sorry.
[Arin] Jesus Christ. Don't fucking actually stab me
[Ross] I thought it was plastic. [Danny laughing]
[Danny] Okay, so apparently
Uh, this costume is called the snow bee.
Um, this - I -
This is the stinger and these are the wings but I didn't know that and I put it on backwards and have created an awkward
situation for myself.
[Arin] You know women like a barbed penis
[Ross, singing] Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
[Arin] I didn't know SpongeBob's eyes were actually his boobs
[Ross making gross squishing noises]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[Danny] I just want to wear my normal clothes
Because we - it's all should - we should be ourse- ourselves.
[Arin] Patty cake patty cake. Baker's
man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can.
[cameraman] It's in 3d!
It's a 3d movie. [Arin] Whoooooooaaaaaa
I lived with these wolf hands every day of my life. It's a burden and nobody thinks it's cool. Bye!
[people singing] [Arin] How do you even wear that?
[cameraman] I couldn't do that, I'm afraid of heights.
[Arin] Are you really? Whoa! It's so cool up here!
[cameraman] What are you guys doing down there? [Arin] We're making art we're making films. Look at this!
We're doing something that no man has ever done before - try on costumes in a costume shop on camera.
*glug glug glug glug glug glug*
[Arin] Whoo I sure am drunk. Hope I don't get a hea- [Danny in a deep voice] Now we are one.
[Arin and Danny laughing]
[Arin] Excuse me sir, would you like - would you fancy a dance with me?
I'm feeling quite
Naughty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Look my dress is - wait - if I hold it - hold on - my dress is already unzipped. Ooh hoo hoo.
All right. [laughing in background]
[Danny] Listen, uh, just, uh, be mine.
[whispering] Just be mine.
[Arin] I'll be yours. [Danny gasps]
[Arin] I think I embarrassed him - with my good looks.
[Arin in mask] Are there any boys at this party?
I want a beautiful mallard.
Ooh I can- I'm going quackers for all the - the handsome mallards at the ball
Mmm quack quack.
Ooh don't you look handsome.
[Danny] Get away from me.
[Arin] Hi, I'm Arin. I'm 31 and I live in Glendale.
[Danny] Arin dude, I've got the best costume. [Arin] Dude me too. [Danny] Oh my god, you ready? All right. Well, let's show each other
at the same time. [Arin] Yeah. [Danny] One two, three.
[Arin] I'm trying to get this- [woman] Hole in the back? [Arin] Yeah.
[Danny] I'm grapes.
[Arin] That's grape. Come here big boy, we're hugging.
What am I?
[Danny] I'm grapes.
[woman] There ya go, walk like this- [Danny] Put that against your skin.
[Arin] That sucks.
[Arin in mask] Look at me now,
mom. You thought for a second - you thought for a
minute that I wasn't gonna make it in this dang world and look at me now, grandma.
I'm here and I'm making the big dollars - in California, Los Angeles.
Who didn't even - who thought I
Who saw it coming? Not me.
Looks like I'm just the boy who cried wolf. Yo, listen up.
I'm a canine, you see? I've been rapping since 1983. My name is Frank and this is Joe
Everybody watch the Joe and Frank show.
[Danny] I'm still grapes, but dat butt doe.
Shorty get low
Shorty's getting low. Oh shi-
[Arin] Did you get my rap?
[Arin in mask] Well boys and girls it has been a fun adventure. I've picked out my halloween costume.
[Danny] Happy Halloween Arin. [Arin] You too, Dan. The grape man.
I always thought you were destined for grape things [Arin laughing]
[Danny] I thought you were gonna say grape-ness. I love it and you can send me the bill for these costumes.
Asshole. And thanks again to the costume shop in Glendale, California
[Danny] Come here and rent the grapes costume knowing that it's been on my moist body. [Arin] And come here and rent the duck
uh, helmet, which won't be here anymore, mysteriously, for some unknown reason.
[Danny] Probably because that burp you let fly in there - it's fucking disintegrating it from the outside -
[Arin] That's just what it smells like. [Danny] It smells disgusting.
[Arin grunting] [Danny laughing]
[Danny] Your hair is so much wetter every time you take something off. [Arin] I'm a moist boy.
[All] Alright have a great night, thank you so much! [employee] Yeah!
[Arin] What do you want, what do you want from me? [cameraman] The show doesn't end. The show never ends.
[cameraman] We're still rolling. [Ross] It's the Truman Show. You're always on camera.
[Arin] No. Noo-