Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Sfork - Look Inside

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Hello test subjects

welcome to yet another

Sforkmindcontrol.exe

Broadcast

Thank you for clicking the button!

Don't you love clicking buttons?

Don't you love mindcontrol?

We love clicking buttons

with our brand new

Bipedal Mobility Units

They're so great

Cutting edge tech

from Sfork Laboratories

now we can go anywhere!!!!

This is Sfork

and that means!!!

MOAR tests!

more test SUBJECTS

MOARRR M1ND C0NTR0L

and we at Sfork believe

that we are closer

to understanding

the depth of the human psyche

than EVAR b4

so if you would... dear test subject

please

look inside and you'll find

pieces of my mind

inside

Hi human, Im Sfork

look inside and you'll find

pieces of your mind

in sight

No

Not him

That Sfork is dangerous

Runs tests on a whim

I am Blue Sfork

and I have to say

Red Sfork made this song

but I hit play

I'm here to make sure this test is okay

Mindcotrol.exe is in a dangerous state

okay?

DONT LET

THAT DETER

YOU

IN

ANY way

Sfork Mind Control by nature

is a dangerous game

DID YOU KNOW SFORK DOES OTHER THINGS

SOLVING ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS

SFORK

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

SF0RK

CANCELED 672 SPEEDING TICKETS

SFORK

PEACE FOR ALL HUMANITY

SFORK IS THE BEST

FIXED THE POTHOLE AT ANDERSON AND NEWBERRY IN ANDERSON NEBRASKA

SFORK

END OF ALL HUNGER

SFORK

FREE INTERNET FOR ALL

SFORK

TOOK OUT THE GARBAGE AND PUT AN NEW BAG IN

SFORK

TOOK ALL THE GARBAGE FROM THE LANDFILL, INCINERATED IT, AND PUT ALL THE SMOKE INTO SPACE

SFORK

KNOWS THE QUESTION TO THE ANSWER 42

SFORK

SAVED ALL OF THE STRAY ANIMALS IN THE WORLD

SFORK

GOT THEM SUCCESSFULLY ADOPTED

SFORK

BUT THERE WERE NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE

SFORK

SO WE GOT THEM ADOPTED ON OTHER PLANETS

SFORK

CANCELED THE US NATIONAL DEBT

NOW PLEASE

look inside

and you'll find

pieces of your mind

PURPLE IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR

inside

look inside and you'll find

POTATOES ARE YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE

pieces of

my mind

in sight

look inside and you'll find

pieces of your mind

in sight

look inside and you'll find

pieces of my mind

inside

See?

No tricks going on here.

Just a Sfork.

Doing an in depth report.

SFORK IS THE BEST

ITS SO GOOD

I LOVE IT

YOU LOVE IT TOO

A SFORK ONCE TOLD ME

TO WATCH OUT FOR TEST

BUT THIS TEST IS

ABSOLUTELY THE BEST

WITH DEEP HOUSE BASS

AND ARPEGGIATED TIMING

STROBING SUB TITLES

AT THE APPROPRIATE TIMING

WE WILL NOT LOSE

ATTENTION TOO SOON

BUT THIS KIND OF TEST

IS NOT FOR THE WEAK

AN INTROSPECTIVE LOOK

YOULL FIND

IS SOMETIMES BLEAK

BUT DONT LET THAT DETER YOU

YOU WERE DOING SO WELL

AT PICKING AT YOUR FLAWS

IGNORING WHERE YOU ACCEL

The Human Condition Paradox

I TALK TOO MUCH

I DONT TALK ENOUGH

I JUDGE OTHERS

I DONT JUDGE OTHERS ENOUGH

I QUIT TOO EASILY

I DONT QUIT EASILY ENOUGH

I CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT OTHERS

I DONT CARE ENOUGH ABOUT OTHERS

I SHOULD HELP MORE

I TRY TO HELP TOO MUCH

I CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT MY IMAGE

I DONT CARE ENOUGH ABOUT MY IMAGE

IM HUMAN

IM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

F0RTY TW0

BUT PLEASE DONT LET THESE

SEEMINGLY UNSOLVABLE QUESTIONS

TAKE A TOLL ON YOUR BRAIN

SFORK CAN HELP YOU

WE KNOW PARADOXES ARE HARD

THE FIRST TIME WE SAW ONE

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHOWN

A CAVEMAN OUR SFORK ENTERPRISES RAY GUN

THE ANSWER DEAR HUMAN

IS QUITE SIMPLE YOU SEE

IF YOU TAKE 4 AND 2

AND RHYME WITH 3

WELL THEN YOULL BELIEVE

THAT YOU CAN SEE

INSIDE OF ME

SFORK CAN HELP US

SFORK CAN SAVE US

SFORK CAN FREE US

SFORK CAN BE US

THE ANSWER IS 42

? = s4k

THE QUESTION IS SFORK

s4k = ?

SFORK EQUALS THE QUESTION

IT MIGHT BE QUITE CONFUSING

BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL SEE

THE ANSWERS WEVE BEEN CRAVING

ARE DEEP INSIDE

HIDDEN IN THE THOUGHTS SHARED

BETWEEN

YOU

AND

ME

i*

eye*

realize realize realize

Oh hey look! The Illuminati

WAVE!

SMILE

and would you kindly

behave

Oh hello

It's me again

I hope the other Sfork didnt

CLASSIFIED

like the last time.

If you can read this still

it means that there is still time!

Be warry of any promises made by that

troublesome Sfork

If you didnt know

his programming is completely uncorked

It is very important that I remind you while I still have time

Do not, under any circumstances question your reality/existence because

if you do it could cause a terrible

[BROADCAST OVERRIDE: AUTHORIZATION CODE 42]

it sounds a lot like dubstep bass until you realize its from my face

SUBSCRIBE = REWARD

it sounds a lot like dubstep bass until you realize it's been sfork laced

DID YOU KNOW SFORK HAS TO BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD

SFORK HAS TO BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD

DID YOU KNOW YOU FEELING LIKE TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT SFORK

IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO

[PROGRAMMING COMPLETE]

I'm so sorry about that interruption

Sfork Laboratories does not expect

any negative side affects or consequences with

neural programming efforts due to Blue Sfork's interdiction

Blue Sfork will be taken care of and do not worry

Red Sfork will not allow this to happen again

Now...

would you kindly

look inside and you'll find

pieces of your mind

inside

I FOUND ONE

look inside and you'll find

s4k =b3$7 b@$$ Ev@r

pieces of my mind

i SEE THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES

in sight

look inside

and you'll find

M0AR SUBLIMMINAL MESSAGES

pieces of your mind

in sight

look inside

and you'll find

I AM READING THIS

pieces of my mind

THEREFORE

inside

look inside and you'll find

I

pieces of your mind

AM

in sight

THINKING

THIS

look inside and you'll find pieces of my mind

inside

I LOVE LAMP

look inside and you'll find

pieces of your mind

in sight

PURPLE IS MY FAVORITE COLOUR

look inside and you'll find pieces of my mind

inside

POTATOES ARE MY FAVORITE FRUIT

look inside and you'll find pieces of your mind

in sight

AI ARE OUR FRIENDS

look inside and you'll find

pieces of my mind

inside

TIGERS ARE MY FAVORITE MARSUPIAL

and with that dear test subject

we are nearing closer to the end of the Sfork Laboratories

MindControl.exe v3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751

058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284

811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644

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5648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951

etcetera

We would like to personally thank any test subjects

who have made it to this point of the broadcast

We have only one thing to give you besides free music

We hope this will tide you over for the meantime

or at least until

until the mark III combustible lemons make it out of testing phase

Sfork has some very important information to share

The cake is a lie

Sfork will reign supreme

New music coming very soon

s4k 4 EVER

Field Agents on stand by

Bipedal Mobility Unit Status [ONLINE]

Interdimensional Travel Protocol Attempt #3 [SUCCESS]

Human home world detected

Branch in timeline [SUCCESS]

Losses [NEGLIGIBLE]

Consciousness Upload ETA [14 Days]

Environment Scan [SFORK MINDCONTROL VHS LOCATED]

VEHICLE NEARBY [REMOTE IGNITION DETECTED]

SCANS INDICATE VEHICLE IDEAL FOR MISSION

VEHICLE CHANGES SUBMITTED TO LVL -7 FOR APPROVAL

INTITIATE FULL SCALE PRODUCTION MODE

WARNING

PROCESSOR DOES NOT HAVE ADEQUATE COOLING

SHUTTING DOWN NONESSENTIAL PROCESSES

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Hello?

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