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I TOLD YOU BEFORE

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO READ THIS CRAP.

I NEVER SAW SUCH ROTTEN CRAP.

WHERE DO YOU GET THIS SHIT?

WHO SELLS IT TO YOU?

I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOUNG MAN.

ANSWER ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU.

STAN, DON'T BE TOO HARD ON HIM.

ALL THE KIDS READ THEM.

MY BOY ISN'T "ALL THE KIDS."

THIS IS GOING IN THE GARBAGE, BILLY.

YOU GOT ANY SMART-MOUTH ABOUT THAT?

IT ISN'T ANY WORSE THAN THE SEX BOOKS IN YOUR DRESSER

UNDER YOUR UNDERWEAR.

STAN, YOU DIDN'T--

HE'S NOT ONLY READING GARBAGE.

HE'S A GODDAMN LITTLE SNOOP AS WELL.

NO!

YOU SAID FOR ME TO GET YOUR CUFF LINKS!

I BETTER CLOSE THE WINDOWS DOWNSTAIRS.

NO. I'LL DO IT. I'VE GOT SOME GARBAGE TO THROW AWAY.

DADDY, PLEASE DON'T THROW IT AWAY. I'M SORRY.

THE NEXT TIME I FIND YOU WITH A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT,

YOU WON'T SIT DOWN FOR A WEEK, BUDDY BOY.

REMEMBER THAT.

TUCK IN.

HEH HEH HEH!

THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT.

DON'T YOU THINK YOU WERE A LITTLE HARD ON HIM?

DID YOU SEE THAT CRAP,

ALL THAT HORROR CRAP,

THINGS COMING OUT OF CRATES AND EATING PEOPLE,

DEAD PEOPLE COMING BACK TO LIFE.

YOU WANT HIM READING THAT STUFF?

NO, BUT--

I TOOK CARE OF IT.

THAT'S WHY GOD MADE FATHERS, BABE.

THAT'S WHY GOD MADE FATHERS.

I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL.

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[CLOCK CHIMES]

DO YOU REALLY THINK SHE'LL BE OUT, AUNT SYLVIA?

OF COURSE SHE WILL, RICHARD.

YOU CAN SET YOUR WATCH BY HER--6:00 EXACTLY.

PASS THOSE SCONES, CASS. YOU'RE SUCH A HOG.

YOU MARRIED A GREAT HOG, HENRY.

I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW THAT.

OUR CASS HAS ALWAYS HAD SUCH EXTREMELY HEALTHY APPETITES.

WHO'S COMING OUT?

YOU MEAN CASS HASN'T TOLD YOU

ABOUT DOTTY GREAT-AUNT BEDELIA,

THE PATRIARCH OF OUR CLAN?

ISN'T SHE THE ONE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE--

WELL...

SUPPOSED TO HAVE MURDERED HER FATHER? YES.

BEDELIA IS MY AUNT,

WHICH MEANS SHE'S RICHARD AND CASS' GREAT-AUNT,

WHICH ALSO MEANS THAT SHE'S OLDER THAN GOD,

BUT HER FATHER, NATHAN GRANTHAM,

WAS EVEN OLDER AND MEANER.

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DIRTY VULTURES

JUST WAITING TO GET YOUR HANDS ON MY MONEY!

HE WAS HYSTERICALLY JEALOUS

OF BEDELIA ALL HIS LIFE--

A COMPLETE FREUDIAN RELATIONSHIP.

THEN WHEN HE WAS ABOUT 184,

HE HAD A STROKE,

AND LUCKY BEDELIA GOT TO NURSE HIM FULL-TIME.

THEN SHE MET A FELLA.

YES, SIR--A REAL SEPTEMBER COURTSHIP.

SEPTEMBER COURTSHIP?

THIS IS OCTOBER OR NOVEMBER

AT THE VERY LEAST.

HE WAS 75. AUNT BEDELIA IS...

NEVER MIND, MY DEARS.

THE POINT IS, HENRY,

BEDELIA LOVED HER RATHER ELDERLY BEAU,

AND HER OWN FATHER HAD HIM MURDERED.

YARBRO WAS THE GUY'S NAME,

AND HE SUPPOSEDLY DIED...

IN A HUNTING ACCIDENT.

THAT'S WHAT'S ON THE BOOKS, ANYWAY.

FOR BEDELIA, IT WAS THE LAST STRAW.

SHE BASHED HER FATHER'S HEAD IN

WITH A MARBLE ASHTRAY.

SO RUMOR HAS IT.

HOWEVER IT HAPPENED, IT WAS GOOD RIDDANCE

TO SOME EXTREMELY BAD RUBBISH.

AND MY LOVELY NIECE AND MY HANDSOME NEPHEW

HAD VERY GOOD REASONS FOR BEING PLEASED AT OLD NATHAN'S DEATH.

THERE WAS NO TROUBLE ABOUT THE WILL-- SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE.

AND NOW,

EVERY SINGLE FATHER'S DAY

SINCE HIS DEATH, FOR SEVEN LONG YEARS,

SHE RETURNS TO THIS HOUSE.

[TIRES SQUEAL]

IS THAT--

YES. YOU CAN ALMOST SET YOUR WATCH BY HER.

[CHIMING]

SCREECHED TO A HALT, AS THEY SAY.

YOU THINK SHE REALLY DID IT?

OH, YES. I KNOW SHE DID IT.

BEDELIA WAS ALWAYS VERY UNSTABLE,

EVEN WHEN SHE WAS MUCH YOUNGER,

AND AFTER THE DEATH OF HER GENTLEMAN FRIEND,

SHE GREW STEADILY WORSE.

WHY FATHER'S DAY?

THAT'S THE DAY OF THE TRAGEDY.

SHE'S OVERWHELMED WITH HER OWN GUILT.

SHE'LL GO TO HER FATHER'S GRAVE

AND MEDITATE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR,

AND THEN SHE WILL COME INSIDE,

AND WE WILL ALL SIT DOWN TO A NICE BAKED-HAM DINNER--

THE THREE OF US-- SORRY, HENRY--

THE FOUR OF US

WHO NOW OWE HER SO VERY MUCH.

[NATHAN GRANTHAM] WHERE'S MY CAKE?

I WANT MY CAKE.

[POUNDING]

WHERE'S MY CAKE, BEDELIA?

WHERE'S MY FATHER'S DAY CAKE?

I WANT MY CAKE,

YOU DIRTY BITCH.

I'M GOING TO HAVE IT.

BEDELIA!

IT'S FATHER'S DAY.

WHERE'S MY CAKE?

YOU PROMISED ME MY CAKE.

BEDELIA, I'M YOUR FATHER.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING CARE OF ME.

I DON'T NEED YOU! I SAID I DON'T NEED YOU!

BEDELIA, YOU BITCH!

WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE GOT YOU HERE FOR?

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF VULTURES.

AAH!

[WHAM]

BEDELIA!

BEDELIA...

WHERE'S MY FATHER'S DAY CAKE?

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

AAH!

IT'S PRETTY STUPID.

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.

GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD IT IN ME.

I'M YOUR DAUGHTER, RIGHT? YOU BOOTLEGGER!

KILLER! MURDERER!

YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE KILLED PETER,

YOU KNOW.

HE WAS A REAL MAN.

EVERYTHING I WANTED, HE WANTED FOR ME!

YOU STUPID BASTARD,

YOU SCREWED IT ALL UP.

YOU SCREWED UP MY MOTHER. YOU SCREWED ME.

YOU GOT ME SO MAD.

YOU DROVE ME CRAZY.

[AS NATHAN] "I WANT MY CAKE, BEDELIA.

YOU BITCH!"

YOU CALLED ME A BITCH.

SYLVIA FIXED IT ALL--

ASHTRAY BACK IN PLACE, CHAIR OVERTURNED.

YOU TOOK A FALL, DADDY--

BAD FALL.

NOBODY COULD CATCH US. NOBODY.

YOU TAUGHT ME. YOU TAUGHT SYLVIA.

YOU TAUGHT US ALL.

IT'S SO PEACEFUL HERE.

AAH!

NO!

NO!

AAH!

AAH!

WHERE'S MY CAKE, BEDELIA?

AAH!

AAH!

I WANT MY CAKE.

NO!

AAAH!

IT'S FATHER'S DAY, BEDELIA.

I WANT MY CAKE.

[CHIMING]

DON'T LET GO

BELIEVE IT

MEAN IT

NOT TOO SLOW... ♪

CASS!

CASS, TURN THAT DOWN.

CASS, TURN THAT DOWN,

AND TURN IT DOWN RIGHT NOW.

[TURNS VOLUME DOWN]

SHALL I GLAZE THE HAM, NOW MA'AM?

NO, MRS. DANVERS. YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT.

MISS GRANTHAM HAS NOT YET ARRIVED.

YOU WILL REMEMBER TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY.

YES, MA'AM.

AIN'T LIFE GRAND, MS. D.?

I DO HOPE SHE'S ALL RIGHT.

SOMETIMES SHE LOSES TRACK OF TIME.

UH, AUNT BEDELIA?

MISS GRANTHAM, YOU AROUND?

[LEAVES RUSTLE]

[CREAKING]

WHOA...

JESUS.

AAAH!

HA HA HA HA!

WHERE'S MY CAKE?

I WANT IT. IT'S MINE.

DON'T LET GO

DON'T LET GO, DON'T LET GO

DON'T LET GO

DON'T LET GO, DON'T LET GO

DON'T LET GO, DON'T LET GO ♪♪

WHEW. WHERE IS HE?

MY DEAR, I REALLY COULDN'T SAY.

NO DOUBT, HE'S STILL AT THE GRAVE HOBNOBBING WITH AUNT BEDELIA,

GETTING HER SIDE OF THE STORY, I EXPECT.

WELL, I WANT HIM, AND I WANT MY DINNER.

I'M HUNGRY.

WELL, GO GET HIM, THEN.

YOU GO, RICHARD.

HE'S YOUR HUSBAND. I DON'T EVEN LIKE HIM.

WELL, I'LL GO AND GET HIM.

AFTER ALL, HE'S SUCH A SWEET BOY.

HA HA HA HA!

MRS. DANVERS?

MRS. DA--

MRS. DANVERS?

MRS. DAN--

NO!

[STRUGGLING TO BREATHE]

I WANT MY CAKE.

[CHIMING]

WHERE IS SHE?

AND WHERE THE HELL IS HANK?

GO SEE, RICHARD.

PLEASE.

PLEASE.

LOOK, MY DARLING SISTER,

HE IS YOUR HICK-- HUSBAND, I MEAN.

YOU GO LOOK FOR HIM.

RICHARD, I'M SCARED, AND IT'S DARK OUT THERE.

LOOK, I JUST WANT TO GET

ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WINE, O.K.?

PLEASE, RICHARD!

ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

COME ON!

ARE WE CONSERVING ENERGY?

OH!

AAH!

IT'S FATHER'S DAY,

AND I GOT MY CAKE.

OH, MY GOD!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.

AAAH!

HA HA HA HA!

HOLY--OH, JESUS!

THAT'S A METEOR.

I'D BE DIPPED IN SHIT IF THAT AIN'T.

AAH!

I WONDER HOW MUCH THEY'D PAY FOR IT

UP AT THE COLLEGE.

I WONDER HOW MUCH THEY'D PAY FOR IT

UP AT THE COLLEGE.

WELL...

THAT'S DAMN FINE ONE, MR. VERRILL.

UH-HUH.

HOW DOES $5O SOUND?

NOT A CENT LESS

THAN 200 BUCKS.

75.

200.

ANITA VERRILL

DIDN'T RAISE NO IDIOTS.

KEEP A-COUNTING.

NOT A CENT LESS THAN 200.

MY METEOR, MY PRICE.

PAY OFF THAT BANK LOAN.

THAT'S THE TICKET.

GOT TO COOL THE SON OF A BITCH OFF.

YEAH.

YOU DONE IT NOW, JORDY VERRILL,

YOU LUNKHEAD!

YOU LUNKHEAD, LUNKHEAD, LUNKHEAD, LUNKHEAD...

$200... FOR A BROKEN METEOR?

MR. VERRILL, YOU MUST BE JOKING.

I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU 2 CENTS.

JORDY VERRILL--

LUNKHEAD.

VERRILL LUCK IS ALWAYS IN.

YOU SPELL THAT KIND OF LUCK B-A-D.

STILL...I GOT TO TRY.

[SIZZLING]

[SIZZLING]

METEOR SHIT.

[SIZZLING]

MAYBE I CAN GLUE IT TOGETHER IN THE MORNING.

THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION

DEFENDING HIS TITLE HERE AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

THE SAMOAN IN CONTROL-- WHOA! KICK NAILS HIM.

OH, BABY!

EVERYTHING WENT BUT THE KITCHEN SINK!

LOOK OUT!

[DING DING DING]

THAT HUGE 300-POUNDER DROP-KICKED RIGHT ON OUT!

...KICK TO THE MIDSECTION. NOW BACHMAN REVERSES IT.

ONCE AGAIN, IT'S SAMOAN TO THE BUCKLE.

BACHMAN WORKING ON THE LEFT ARM OF SAMOAN NUMBER ONE.

[SLURPING]

A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION. BACHMAN HAS HIM UP.

OH, FORGET ABOUT IT!

PTOOEY!

JESUS CHRIST.

[WHEELS CREAKING]

HMM. HMM. HMM.

I'M SORRY, MR. VERRILL.

THOSE FINGERS HAVE...

GOT TO COME OFF.

HA!

HA HA!

[WHEELS CREAKING]

UH-OH.

AH!

[THUD]

THIS IS GOING TO BE

EXTREMELY PAINFUL,

MR. VERRILL.

OHH...

OH, JORDY VERRILL...

YOU LUNKHEAD!

YOU BEEN...

[TELEVISION] TYRONE WALKS UP TO HARDING,

THROWS HIM UP!

PUSHES BACK!

[DING DING DING]

[TELEVISION] HMM! I THOUGHT I'D FIND YOU UP.

AW, STOP THAT! NOW, STOP CRYING.

OH, I'M CRYING BECAUSE AUNT NELLY AND ALEC

MAKE ME SO MAD!

ALEC AND AUNT NELLY!

THEY'RE NOT...

GLORY, DON'T IT ITCH?

EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD...

WELL, THAT'S VERRILL LUCK, ALL RIGHT--

ALWAYS IN,

ALWAYS BAD.

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DREAMING AND DOING.

THE DREAMERS JUST SIT AROUND

AND MOAN ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL IT WOULD BE

IF ONLY THINGS WERE DIFFERENT,

AND THE YEARS ROLL ON...

OHH!

BY AND BY, THEY FORGET EVERYTHING,

EVEN ABOUT THEIR DREAMS.

[RUSTLING]

I WANT TO BE SOMEBODY.

EVERYONE LAUGHED AT US,

AS THEY DID AT OTHER PIONEERS.

THEY SAID THIS COUNTRY WOULD ALWAYS BE WILDERNESS.

OH!

WE'D MAKE A NEW COUNTRY.

BESIDES, WE WANTED TO SEE

OUR DREAMS COME TRUE.

GRANNY, IT MUST HAVE BEEN WONDERFUL.

IT WAS WONDERFUL,

BUT DON'T THINK FOR ONE SINGLE MINUTE

THAT IT WAS EASY, HESTER BLODGETT.

WE BURNED IN SUMMER,

AND WE FROZE IN WINTER,

BUT WE DIDN'T COMPLAIN

BECAUSE WE WERE DOING WHAT WE WANTED TO DO!

CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

NO.

NO. NO.

NO. NO. NO.

NO! NO! NO! NO!

NO! NO!

THERE YOU ARE, YOU SUCKER.

I KNOWED YOU WAS IN THERE SOMEPLACE.

THE TRI-STATE ECUMENICAL COUNCIL

PRESENTS LET THERE BE LIGHT WITH FATHER MARTIN BURDEE.

[BURDEE] MANY OF YOU HAVE MADE THE GREAT BREAKTHROUGH,

THE ONE GIANT STEP-- THE FAITH DECISION.

I NEEDED THAT.

YOU THEN SAID, "MY TROUBLES ARE OVER."

NOT TRUE.

LOOK UP. LIFT UP YOUR HEAD.

YOU WILL SUCCEED.

BE CONFIDENT OF THIS ONE THING--

THAT GOD, WHO HAS BEGUN A GOOD THING IN YOU,

WILL COMPLETE IT.

[ANNOUNCER] PRERECORDED.

I'M GROWING.

[RUSTLING]

[BEEP]

UH!

OH, MY GOD! WHAT A DR...

UH!

OHH!

AH.

AH!

OH! AH!

AH!

OH, NO!

NOT THERE!

JORDY.

DADDY?

JORDY.

BUT YOU'RE DEAD.

YOU'VE BEEN DEAD...

CHRIST-- THREE YEARS ALMOST.

YOU AIN'T GONNA GET IN THAT TUB, ARE YOU?

IT'S THE WATER THAT IT WANTS, JORDY.

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU GET IN THAT WATER, JORDY,

YOU MIGHT AS WELL SIGN YOUR DEATH WARRANT.

I'M A GONER ALREADY, DADDY...

AIN'T I?

I'VE GOT THE STUFF OUT OF THAT METEOR ON ME,

AND I'M GONE...

AIN'T I?

DADDY?

DADDY?

OH.

AAH!

[SPLASH]

OH, BETTER!

OH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

OH!

OOH. AH.

THAT'S BETTER.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE FARM REPORT,

BROUGHT TO YOU BY GRANGER FARM SUPPLY,

THE HOME OF ALL YOUR FEED AND FARM SUPPLIES.

GRAIN PRICES CLOSED MIXED

AFTER RISING MOST OF THE SESSION

IN REACTION TO POSITIVE EXPORT NEWS.

PRICES WERE CENTERED IN THE NEW HIGHS

IN LATE-SESSION SELLING BY COMMISSION HOUSES AND LOCAL TRADERS,

WHO SOUGHT TO TAKE PROFITS FROM THE EARLY ADVANCES.

PORK-BELLY PRICES AND MOST LIVESTOCK PRICES

FELL ON THE CHICAGO MERCANTILE EXCHANGE.

IN QUIET TRADING,

COTTON DELIVERY SETTLED AT 63.2 CENTS A POUND,

A CHANGE OF...

PLEASE.

PLEASE!

PLEASE, GOD!

LET MY LUCK BE IN...

JUST...THIS...ONCE.

PLEASE, GOD.

JUST THIS ONCE.

PLEA--

[GUNSHOT]

AND IN TODAY'S WEATHER,

WELL, NOT MUCH FOR THE OUTDOOR TYPES,

BUT YOU FARMERS ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.

THE CURRENT 3O-DAY FORECAST,

RELEASED BY THE U.S. METEOROLOGICAL STATION IN PORTLAND,

CALLS FOR MODERATING TEMPERATURES AND LOTS OF RAIN.

CASTLE COUNTY WILL TURN GREEN SO FAST IN THE NEXT MONTH

THAT IT'S GOING TO BE ALMOST MIRACULOUS.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WENTWORTH?

HMM?

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

[KNOCK KNOCK]

WENTWORTH?

ALL RIGHT, I SAID.

OH.

[KNOCK KNOCK]

THAT MAY WORK ON TV, MISTER,

BUT I BENCH-PRESS 300 POUNDS.

GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF THE DOOR OR LOSE IT.

DON'T CALL ME "MISTER."

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO I AM.

COME ON, GET OUT.

LISTEN TO ME, HARRY.

UNLESS YOU LET ME IN AND TALK TO ME,

SOMETHING VERY NASTY

IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO REBECCA--

SO NASTY THAT YOUR LITTLE MIND

CAN BARELY CONCEIVE OF IT.

OH, JEEZ.

YOU FOUND OUT.

BECKY AND I WERE GOING TO TELL YOU ANYWAY.

SOME OF THESE CABLES ARE LOOSE, HARRY.

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T NOTICE

A CHANGE IN THE QUALITY OF YOUR PICTURE.

YOU OUGHT TO BE GRATEFUL TO US.

IF YOU EVER LOVED HER, YOU DON'T NOW.

THERE WON'T BE ANY ALIMONY,

NONE OF THAT COMMUNITY PROPERTY SHIT.

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I EVER LOVED HER OR NOT.

THE POINT IS, I KEEP WHAT IS MINE.

NO EXCEPTION TO THAT EVER.

NO EXCEPTIONS, HARRY...

EVER.

WHAT DID YOU MEAN

SOMETHING NASTY WOULD HAPPEN?

YOU SHOULD TAKE BETTER CARE OF THIS EQUIPMENT.

AT LEAST DUST OFF THE HEADS.

TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW.

TAKE YOUR HAND OFF ME RIGHT NOW.

ALL RIGHT. FINE.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO HEAR.

HARRY...

HE'S GOT ME IN...

PLEASE COME!

PLEASE!

HE'S GOT ME IN...

IF YOU DON'T COME, THE...

PLEASE, HARRY!

PLEASE COME!

I STOPPED THERE.

I COULDN'T BEAR TO RECORD ANYMORE.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER?

TALK TO ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH,

OR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

NOW, DON'T GET NAUGHTY, HARRY.

IF I HIT MY HEAD ON THAT HARD MARBLE,

WHY, I COULD FRACTURE MY SKULL.

FINE WITH ME.

THEN YOU'LL NEVER KNOW,

AND, BELIEVE ME, AND YOU'LL WANT TO KNOW

BECAUSE BY 11:00 THIS MORNING,

IT'S GOING TO BE TOO LATE.

I LOVE THE OCEAN,

EXCEPT WHEN THE TIDE IS OUT.

THEN IT HAS THAT KIND OF ROTTEN SMELL.

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO PROVE.

HA HA HA!

I'M NOT TRYING TO PROVE A THING.

IT MAY BE, ON SOME SUBJECTS,

THAT I'M NOT ENTIRELY SANE.

ON THE SUBJECT OF WHAT IS MINE,

I AM NOT SANE AT ALL.

THIS IS COMFORT POINT.

I CALL MY BEACH HOUSE "COMFORT STATION."

IS THAT CAMP OR KITSCH, HARRY?

THAT'S STUPID.

UNKIND, HARRY!

UNKIND!

WELL, I WON'T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU.

COME ON. UP THIS WAY.

[WHISTLING CAMPTOWN RACES]

HARRY...

THE MAIDEN FAIR IS WAITING

FOR HER KNIGHT IN SHINING CORDUROY.

COME ON.

HERE'S SOMETHING I THINK YOU'LL FIND INTERESTING.

YOU SEE THAT DOWN THERE?

IS THAT...

WHAT?

THE BURIAL MOUND OF MY LADY FAIR?

OH...

COULD BE.

YOU NOTICE HOW THE WATER CREEPS IN?

EVEN WHEN THE TIDE'S OUT,

THE WATER CREEPS IN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE...

NOW, LOOK...

THIS HAS GONE JUST ABOUT FAR ENOUGH.

HA HA! NO, HARRY.

NOW, IF YOU'RE THINKING OF BECOMING A HERO,

I SUGGEST THAT YOU REMEMBER THE LADY FAIR.

JUMP INTO THAT HOLE.

NO.

THEN YOU FORCE ME TO SHOOT YOU, HARRY.

SORRY.

[COCKS GUN]

GOOD BOY, HARRY. GOOD BOY.

NOW, HARRY, I WANT YOU TO KNEEL DOWN

AND START PULLING THE SAND INTO THE HOLE.

UH-UH. NO WAY.

SHOOT ME IF YOU WANT TO.

YOU'RE NOT BURYING ME ALIVE.

NOT A BAD IDEA.

NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, THOUGH.

ALL I WANT TO DO IS INCAPACITATE YOU.

THEN YOU CAN SEE BECKY.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

I ALWAYS KEEP MY PROMISES, HARRY,

AND I DO HAVE THE GUN, DON'T I?

HELP!

YELL ALL YOU WANT, HARRY.

COMFORT POINT IS VERY PRIVATE.

I OWN IT ALL.

HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

NOBODY'S GOING TO HEAR YOU, HARRY.

NOBODY'S GOING TO HEAR ANYTHING.

NOW DO WHAT I TOLD YOU.

AHH.

THERE.

IT'S LIKE BEING BURIED IN WET CEMENT, HUH?

YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR ARMS.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LEVERAGE.

GO AHEAD, HARRY, TRY TO MOVE THEM.

HA HA HA!

AHH...

YOU KNOW, I COULD REALLY

COVER YOU ALL THE WAY UP,

COULDN'T I, HARRY?

I COULD MAKE HARRY...

ALL GONE!

BUT NO, NO, I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

LET ME GET THAT.

I'LL GET THAT OUT OF YOU.

THAT'S GOOD.

NO. I KEEP MY PROMISES.

AAH!

OH!

OH, JESUS. GET OUT!

GET OUT OF HERE!

RICHARD!

RICHARD, GET IT OUT OF HERE!

WELL...

YOU FOUND A FRIEND, HARRY.

HA HA!

I'M JUST WILD ABOUT HARRY ♪♪

COME ON, RICHARD. GET IT OUT OF HERE.

HE'S JUST GETTING REVENGE, HARRY,

FOR ALL THE RELATIVES OF HIS THAT YOU ATE,

BAKED, AND STUFFED AT MA MAISON.

OH, YOU BAD FELLOW.

GET OVER THERE!

HA HA HA!

OH!

MONEY. LOOK, I HAVE MONEY.

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING.

JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS HOLE.

I HAVE SOMETHING HERE, HARRY,

TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF OF IT.

PLEASE.

I-I-IT'S SHOWTIME!

AAH!

AHA!

OH, MY...BECKY?

ISN'T THAT GREAT VIDEO?

LOOK AT THE QUALITY OF THAT PICTURE, HARRY.

SOMEBODY!

BECKY!

NO!

BECKY!

SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU.

I'M SORRY. SHE LOST THE COIN TOSS.

I HAD TO BURY HER FURTHER DOWN THE BEACH.

NO, THAT'S A TRICK!

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

THAT'S SOME KIND OF SPECIAL EFFECTS TRICK.

IF YOU JUST LOOK AT THE VCR BACK THERE...

OH, YOU CAN'T TURN YOUR HEAD.

I ASSURE YOU, HARRY.

THE VCR ISN'T ON PLAY, IT'S ON RECORD.

YOU'RE BOTH PART OF MY HOME MOVIES.

YOU'RE INSANE.

IT WON'T BE LONG NOW,

NOT LONG AT ALL.

OH, MY GOD.

YOU ARE INSANE.

I PROMISED THAT YOU'D SEE BECKY AGAIN.

I KEPT MY PROMISE. IS THAT INSANE?

OH, YOU BASTARD.

YOU BASTARD.

YOU COULD GET OUT, HARRY.

THE TIDE MIGHT EVEN SET YOU FREE.

IT DEPENDS ON HOW LONG YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH.

THE WATER'S SO COLD...

[GASPING]

SO SALTY,

AND YOU'RE UNDERNEATH

AND WAITING FOR THAT WAVE THAT'S COVERING YOU

TO GO ON BACK OUT

SO YOU CAN SNATCH A QUICK BREATH...

AH!

BEFORE THE NEXT WAVE COMES IN.

AAH!

NOW, YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE, HARRY,

IF YOU DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD

LIKE SHE'S LOSING HERS.

OH, MY GOD, NO!

BECKY.

YOU FEEL HOW HARD YOUR HEART IS BEATING, HARRY?

HOW FAST?

NOW THAT'S GOING TO MAKE IT HARDER

FOR YOU TO HOLD YOUR BREATH, ISN'T IT?

[COUGH COUGH]

OH, GOD!

OH, THE TIDE...

COMING IN.

IT'S GETTING LATE, HARRY.

I'LL HAVE TO TROT ALONG NOW.

WAIT, WAIT!

NO. YOU ENJOY THE SHOW

JUST TILL THE MONITOR SHORTS OUT.

ALL RIGHT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

SORRY, HARRY. I REALLY CAN'T STAY.

[COUGH COUGH]

COME ON. COME BACK HERE, RICHARD!

[SOBBING]

[COUGH COUGH]

COME ON, RICHARD!

OH!

GOD!

COME ON, RICHARD! PLEASE!

OH, GOD.

[COUGH]

HARRY.

HARRY.

NO! NO! HELP!

[HUMMING]

OOH!

AAH!

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

AAH!

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

HA HA HA HA!

OH, NO!

NO!

NO!

AAH!

NO, NO, NO!

GOD, NO, NO, NO!

OH, MY GOD.

RICHARD!

I'M GOING TO GET YOU.

YOU HEAR ME, RICHARD? YOU HEAR ME, RICHARD?

I'M GOING TO GET YOU--

YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD YOUR BREATH THERE, HARRY.

YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD YOUR BREATH.

THE CURRENT PULLED THEM OUT.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, ALL RIGHT.

THE CURRENT PULLED HIM OUT.

HE'S GONE.

RICHARD.

NEVER MIND WHERE I TOLD YOU TO STAND.

YOU STAND WHERE I TELL YOU.

THAT KID'S SO DUMB,

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.

WHAT TIME IS IT?

NOW, LET ME SEE.

WHERE IS...IS...IS... IS...IS...

IF THAT DAMN MAID HAS BEEN MOVING MY STUFF AGAIN,

I SWEAR I'LL--

RICHARD.

UNDERTOW HAS CARRIED THEM AWAY.

SAVED ME THE TROUBLE.

DEAR GOD, COME OFF IT.

NO NEED TO GET JUMPY.

THEY'VE ALL GONE...

BLUB, BLUB, BLUB, BLUB, BLUB, BLUB, BLUB.

DA DA DEE DEE TEE DEE

DOO DOO DOO DOO DEE DA TA

DA DA DA DA TA

DOO DOO DOO DOO DEE TA

HA HA HA!

DA DA DOOT DOO DOO ♪♪

[FOOTSTEPS]

WHO'S OUT THERE?

WENTWORTH?

THAT YOU, WENTWORTH?

MAY I REMIND YOU, DEAR BOY,

I HAVE THE GUN.

WENTWORTH?

I SUGGEST YOU GET OUT OF HERE,

OR I'LL SHOOT YOU.

FAIR WARNING.

WENTWORTH?

I'LL SHOOT YOU DEAD!

GET OUT OF HERE, WENTWORTH.

YOU...

CAN'T...

SHOOT US DEAD,

RICHARD.

BECAUSE...

WE'RE ALREADY...

DEAD.

WE WANT...

TO SEE YOU...

RICHARD.

WE WANT TO SEE YOU.

WE WANT TO SEE YOU.

WE WANT TO SEE YOU.

WE DUG A HOLE FOR YOU, RICHARD.

ON THE BEACH.

COME NOW.

HERE WE COME.

IT'S SHOWTIME.

HERE WE COME...

RICHARD.

GO TO THE BEACH.

WE WANT YOU TO GO TO THE BEACH.

COME WITH US.

COME DOWN TO THE BEACH.

AAH!

AAAH!

IF YOU DON'T PANIC...

AAAH!

IF YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BREATH.

IF YOU CAN...

HOLD YOUR BREATH.

AAAH!

IF YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BREATH...

IF YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BREATH.

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA! HA HA!

I...CAN HOLD... MY BREATH...

FOR A LONG TIME!

HA HA HA!

THERE.

LOOK AT THAT.

WHAT THE...

OH, DEXTER, YOU ARE SUCH A CHILD.

YOU AND HENRY BOTH, YOU'RE SUCH CHILDREN,

BUT AT LEAST HENRY HAS ME

TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.

TABBY, RICHARD,

THIS IS DEXTER STANLEY,

OUR DISTINGUISHED PROFESSOR IN ZOOLOGY.

HOW--

TABBY AND RICHARD RAYMOND.

THEY'RE NEW WITH US IN THE MATH DEPARTMENT.

WHAT A LOVELY NAME.

ACTUALLY, IT'S TABITHA.

PROFESSOR STANLEY.

DEX.

HENRY AND WILMA NORTHRUP.

JUST CALL ME BILLIE. EVERYONE DOES.

YOU NEED SOMEONE TO SHOW YOU THE ROPES,

YOU JUST COME SEE ME.

I KNOW ALL THE BEST STORES.

WELL, UH...

NICE TO MEET YOU.

SO YOU BUYING OR RENTING?

OH, ACTUALLY, WE'RE RENTING.

IT'S JUST AS WELL.

BUYING REAL ESTATE IN A COLLEGE TOWN IS A PAIN.

YOU TAKE MY WORD.

HENRY IS IN THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT,

AND WILMA--

I TAKE CARE OF HENRY.

BELIEVE ME, HE NEEDS IT.

DID YOU EVER MEET A MAN WHO DIDN'T?

YOU'RE NOT DRINKING?

WELL, ACTUALLY, WE JUST GOT HERE.

WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT.

YOU JUST COME WITH ME.

HENRY, STAY HERE UNTIL I GET BACK.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

THESE PEOPLE ARE DRY.

NOW, TAKE CARE OF THEM.

HI.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

THAT DEX STANLEY HADN'T HAD HIS TEETH CAPPED,

HE WOULD'VE BEEN ON HIS ASS YEARS AGO.

SO WHEN PARKER TOLD ME I WAS OUT OF LINE,

I TOLD HIM HE OUGHT TO GET LAID.

I MEAN, "PARKER," I SAID,

"IF YOU JUST HAVE YOUR ASHES HAULED,

"YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND ALL THIS TIME

"PLAYING EMILY VANDERBILT...

OR EMILY VAN BUREN..."

WHOEVER THAT ETIQUETTE CROCK IS.

EXCUSE ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY KEEP INVITING HER.

MRS. FLORES. LADIES.

PROFESSOR STANLEY.

HOW ABOUT TONIGHT?

MAYBE WE COULD DO IT TONIGHT.

O.K. THAT'S GREAT.

I'LL CALL YOU ABOUT IT.

I GATHER YOU'LL BE UNAVAILABLE

FOR CHESS TONIGHT.

HENRY, I'M JUST ABOUT REACHING THE POINT--

PARDON ME. WOULD ONE OF YOU PROFESSOR STANLEY?

YEAH. I AM.

THERE'S A TELEPHONE CALL FOR YOU.

THANK YOU.

PROBABLY CHARLIE GERESON AND HIS DAMN EAR MITES.

HE'S GOING TO GET THE NOBEL PRIZE BEFORE HE'S 2O.

ESPECIALLY IF HE'S WORKING AT AMBERSON HALL IN AUGUST.

NO, HE'S DOWNSTAIRS. IT'S COOLER.

OH, YEAH. SURE.

I'LL COME TONIGHT.

OH, THANKS, DEX.

HEY, LISTEN, WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?

JUST CALL ME BILLIE.

EVERYONE DOES.

SO I THOUGHT I OUGHT TO CALL YOU ANYWAY.

WHO TOLD YOU I WAS HERE? CHARLIE GERESON?

YEAH. I SENT HIM OUT FOR A HAMBURGER.

HE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S NIGHT OR DAY

WHEN HE GETS GOING.

YEAH. HE'S VERY DEDICATED.

I'D BE ALMOST WILLING TO BET

THAT CRATE'S FULL OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICS

OR BACK ISSUES OF THE READER'S DIGEST.

THE DATE ON IT SAID 1834.

DID THEY PUBLISH READER'S DIGEST WAY BACK THEN,

PROFESSOR STANLEY?

1834? REALLY?

IT WAS STENCILED RIGHT ON THE SIDE--

"JUNE 19, 1834,"

AND THEN SOMETHING ABOUT AN ARCTIC EXPEDITION.

MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING

THAN NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICS AFTER ALL, MIKE.

BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE DEPARTMENT

IS LOOKING TO KNIFE YOU.

WILMA.

ACADEMICS MAKE THE SHARK IN JAWS

LOOK LIKE FUCKING FLIPPER.

WILMA.

YOUR HUSBAND'S CALLING YOU, BILLIE.

OH, GOD, HENRY, WHAT'S WRONG NOW?

NOT A THING, WILMA.

EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE.

HELL OF A SHOT.

BULL'S-EYE.

HENRY, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

HUH?

"HUH?"

THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED.

"HUH?" THAT'S JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM YOU.

I TOLD YOU HALF AN HOUR AGO

TO GET ONE OF THEM KIDS

TO BRING THE CAR AROUND.

OH, I'M SORRY.

OH, HENRY...

YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE KID.

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE.

WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT ME?

I'M STILL BETTING THE CRATE'S FULL

OF OLD MAGAZINES AND JUST PLAIN JUNK.

ALL THE SAME, THOUGH.

AN ARCTIC EXPEDITION...

AND THAT DATE.

YEAH.

KIND OF GETS YOU, DOESN'T IT?

YEAH, IT KIND OF DOES.

[BANG]

I'M SORRY.

GOT IT.

THAT'S OUT HERE.

I'LL JUST SWING THIS END.

YEAH.

WE'LL JUST PUT IT OVER HERE.

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T OPEN THIS YOURSELF.

THAT'S FOR YOU.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL CHARLIE?

HE'S JUST A GRAD STUDENT,

AND WITH PROFESSOR TERRELL BEING OVER IN ENGLAND,

I FIGURE YOU'RE THE BOSS.

HOLD THIS ON IT, WILL YOU?

WHAT MADE YOU LOOK HERE?

I FLIPPED A QUARTER TRYING TO DECIDE

IF I SHOULD BUFF THE HALLWAY.

WHEN IT CAME DOWN, I MISSED IT.

IT ROLLED UNDER HERE.

OH, THERE IT IS.

THAT WAS MY LAST QUARTER

FOR THE COKE MACHINE.

NOT VERY NICE IN THERE, IS IT?

I HATE TIGHT PLACES.

[COUGH COUGH]

YOU O.K.?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

[COUGH COUGH]

[THUMP]

HELP ME OUT WITH THIS, WILL YOU?

I THINK WE MIGHT REALLY HAVE SOMETHING HERE.

PUT IT RIGHT ON THE TABLE HERE.

WHAT'S WRONG?

FELT LIKE SOMETHING SHIFTED IN THERE.

DID YOU FEEL IT

WHEN WE LIFTED IT?

I DID FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY.

YEAH, BUT IT SEEMED LIKE...

SOMETHING MOVED ON ITS OWN.

IF THERE EVER WERE

ANY LIVING SPECIMENS THERE,

I DOUBT IF THEY'RE FEELING VERY LIVELY

AFTER 147 YEARS.

OH, YEAH. SURE.

I MUST BE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME IN THE SUN.

LET'S GET THIS OPEN, SHALL WE?

YEAH.

I GOT A HAMMER AND CHISEL

OUT IN THE CLOSET.

HIT THOSE LIGHTS, WILL YOU, MIKE?

DON'T JUST LEAVE THE POTS SOAKING

LIKE LAST TIME.

SCRUB THEM AND PUT THEM AWAY.

JUST 'CAUSE YOU AND YOUR INTELLECTUAL FRIEND

ARE GOING TO PLAY CHESS,

DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO LEAVE A MESS FOR ME.

WIPE THE STOVE!

YES, BILLIE.

KINDLY HAVE HIM OUT

BEFORE I GET BACK FROM MY CLASSES.

FRANKLY, THAT TOBACCO HE SMOKES

MAKES ME WANT TO RALPH.

YES,

BILLIE.

YES.

"YES, BILLIE. YES, BILLIE."

OH, HENRY.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT ME?

I DON'T KNOW, BILLIE.

WELL...

ON THAT, WE'RE EVEN.

ENJOY YOUR CHESS.

HEY, I BET THEY'RE WORTH SOMETHING.

DOC.

DOC.

NO. BE MY GUEST, MIKE.

IT'S YOUR FIND.

THERE'S PROBABLY NOTHING IN THERE BUT ROCKS AND PLANTS

THAT WILL CRUMBLE.

I'M PRETTY HOT TO SEE.

SO AM I.

DOC, IT'S LOOSENING UP.

COULD YOU, UM...

OH, YEAH, SURE.

[COUGH]

I CAN'T SEE A THING.

WHERE DID I LEAVE MY FLASHLIGHT?

NEVER MIND.

LET'S GET THIS LAST NAIL OUT.

[CHIRPING]

DO YOU HEAR THAT?

THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE, DOC.

SOMETHING SHINY!

IT'S EMERALDS.

NO!

AAAH!

HELP ME, DOC!

HELP ME, DOC!

MY HAND!

HELP ME!

[GROWL]

AAH!

[GRRR]

MIKE.

[GRRR]

AAH!

OOH, CHARLIE!

PROFESSOR STANLEY.

THE JANITOR... THE CRATE...

IT WAS... IT WAS ATTACKING!

SLOW DOWN, PROFESSOR.

WE HAVE TO GET CAMPUS SECURITY.

SLOW DOWN, PROFESSOR STANLEY.

SLOW DOWN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

CHARLIE...

YOU KNOW... THE JANITOR...

MIKE THE JANITOR.

YES, OF COURSE I DO.

[GRUNTING]

[CREAKING]

IT JUST... SUCKED HIM IN.

THAT'S PRETTY FAR OUT, PROFESSOR STANLEY.

I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S TRUE.

WE'LL GET THE CAMPUS POLICE.

CAMPUS SECURITY IS NO GOOD.

IF I'M HAVING TROUBLE SWALLOWING THIS,

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THEY THINK?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WOULD THINK.

I DON'T KNOW...

WHAT THEY WILL THINK.

THEY'LL THINK YOU'VE BEEN OFF ON A HELL OF A TOOT.

NO. NO...

THEY'LL THINK WE'VE BOTH BEEN OFF ON A HELL OF A TOOT.

GOT TO SEEING TASMANIAN DEVILS

INSTEAD OF PINK ELEPHANTS.

I THINK I'LL, UH...

GO DOWN AND SEE HOW THE LAND LAYS.

NO! DON'T!

IT MAY BE OUT!

OH, I DOUBT THAT.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, PROFESSOR STANLEY.

HE'LL SEE IT.

HE'LL SEE THE CRATE, HE'LL SEE THE BLOOD,

HE'LL SEE MIKE, AND THEN HE'LL BELIEVE ME.

CHARLIE.

CHARLIE!

THERE. YOU SEE?

THINK I'M CRAZY NOW?

YOU THINK I KILLED HIM?

LOOK AT THE BLOOD. LOOK--

IT'S GONE.

WHAT'S GONE?

WELL, THE--

IT GOT OUT.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, IT GOT OUT.

IT PUSHED THE CRATE OFF,

AND THE WAY THIS TRACK LOOKS...

IT PUSHED THE CRATE BACK UNDER THE STAIRS

WHERE IT FELT SAFE FOR SO LONG.

HEY, CHARLIE!

CHARLIE, ARE YOU THINKING--

[RUMMAGING THROUGH TOOLS]

DON'T GO IN THERE.

IF YOU HAD SEEN THAT THING...

DON'T WORRY.

CHRIST.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S BEEN THROUGH A HAY BALER.

NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME?

CHARLIE, DON'T GO NEAR IT!

I DON'T WANT THE CRATE.

I WANT THAT SHOE.

I WANT TO MEASURE THE BITE MARKS.

MAYBE WE CAN FIGURE OUT...

WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE.

[GRRR]

AAH!

AAH!

OH, NO! CHARLIE!

AAH!

NO!

AAH!

[BUZZER]

WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!

WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!

TWO PEOPLE ARE DEAD ALREADY!

WE'VE GOT TO...

CHRIST, THEY DIED.

HEY, DEX!

DEX...HOLD IT.

[SOBBING]

WHAT HAPPENED?

TWO PEOPLE ARE DEAD ALREADY...

WHO'S DEAD?

WHERE'S WILMA?

SHE'S GONE. DEX, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?

TWO PEOPLE ARE DEAD, AND I COULD BE BLAMED.

I KNOW THAT'S A TERRIBLE CONSIDERATION

TO HAVE AT A TIME LIKE THIS.

GOOD GOD.

LAST TIME I SAW SOMEONE DO THAT

WAS IN THE MOVIES.

IT WASN'T ME. IT WAS THAT THING IN THE CRATE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS.

WHAT TWO PEOPLE? WHO IS DEAD?

MIKE, THE JANITOR IN AMBERSON HALL,

AND CHARLIE GERESON.

HE WANTED TO MEASURE THE BITE MARKS, HENRY.

HA HA HA! I GUESS HE GOT HIS CHANCE.

I SURELY GUESS HE DID!

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

UNLESS YOU STOP BEING SO ELLIPTICAL.

SLOW DOWN AND TELL ME THE STORY FROM THE BEGINNING.

CAN YOU DO THAT?

ALL RIGHT. I CAN DO THAT NOW.

OH, THANK GOD FOR YOU, HENRY.

I GOT IDEAS ABOUT HOW TO GET RID OF IT.

RYDER'S QUARRY-- YOU KNOW THAT PLACE?

YEAH.

THAT WOULD BE DEEP ENOUGH,

IF ONLY I COULD GET THAT CRATE THERE.

YOU KNOW, I KEPT THINKING...

OH, I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.

AM I GOING CRAZY, HENRY?

NO.

I HAVE TO USE THE...FACILITIES, DEX.

I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE,

AND THEN WE'LL DECIDE

WHAT WE NEED TO DO.

THANKS, HENRY.

WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?

LET'S GET YOU ANOTHER DRINK, DEX.

OH, NO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

IT'S A WONDER I'M NOT PLASTERED.

SHOCK, I GUESS.

JUST ONE MORE WHILE WE TALK THIS OVER.

WE MAY NEED IT.

YEAH. O.K.

[CRASH]

HENRY, GOD DAMN IT!

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO LOCK THE GODDAMN DOOR?

HENRY!

HENRY!

"WILMA, I'VE HAD TO LEAVE IN A HURRY

"BECAUSE OF A CALL FROM DEXTER STANLEY.

"HE'S GOTTEN HIMSELF

"IN A GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE.

"I'M ASHAMED TO TELL YOU OF THIS,

"BUT EVER SINCE DEXTER'S WIFE DIED,

"HE'S HAD PROBLEMS COPING

"WITH CERTAIN YOUNG FEMALE GRAD STUDENTS.

"HE'S BEEN ABLE TO COVER UP SEVERAL INCIDENTS,

BUT THIS ONE LOOKS VERY SERIOUS."

"IT SEEMS HE GOT A YOUNG WOMAN

"TO ACCOMPANY HIM TO AMBERSON HALL UNDER FALSE PRETENSES

AND THEN ATTACKED HER."

"WHEN DEX CALLED ME, HE WAS BARELY COHERENT.

HE WAS GIBBERING WITH FEAR, AND CRYING, I THINK."

AW, POOR DEX.

"BUT HE ONLY KEPT REPEATING IT'S AWFUL, HENRY.

"IT'S AWFUL.

"WILMA, COULD YOU COME OUT HERE?

"I KNOW IT'S ASKING A LOT,

"BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS SO CLEAR-HEADED ABOUT THESE THINGS.

"YOU KNOW HOW TO BE FIRM.

"DEX COULD USE A FIRMER HAND THAN MINE RIGHT NOW,

"NOT TO MENTION THE GIRL HERSELF.

"HE SAID SHE HAD CURLED UP IN A DARK PLACE

"AND WON'T COME OUT.

"I'M SORRY TO ASK YOU TO COME TO AMBERSON HALL

"AND HELP ME OUT,

BUT AS YOU SO OFTEN SAY, WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?"

WHAT, INDEED, HENRY?

WHAT, INDEED?

HA HA HA HA HA!

[HORN HONKS]

[DOOR SLAMS]

HENRY!

HENRY?

HENRY, WHERE ARE YOU?

THE LABORATORY, WILMA.

DOWNSTAIRS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING CREEPING AROUND DOWN THERE?

WHERE'S DEX?

WHAT KIND OF A MESS HAS HE GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO?

IT'S EASIER IF I JUST SHOW YOU, I THINK.

COME ON DOWN.

WHAT'S THIS?

OH, I FOUND THEM ON THE--IN THE...

OH, HENRY. DID HE BEAT HER?

WELL...

HOW BAD IS SHE? IS SHE CONSCIOUS?

[LAUGHING]

IT'S EASIER IF YOU JUST SEE FOR YOURSELF, WILMA.

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT?

YOUR BEST FRIEND GETS IN A SCRAPE WITH A GIRL,

AND YOU'RE LAUGHING?

THERE'S A FUNNY SIDE TO IT, WILMA.

WAIT TILL YOU SEE. YOU'LL THINK SO YOURSELF.

YOU'RE HYSTERICAL, HENRY.

IT'S JUST WHAT I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED.

NO, I DON'T THINK YOU'LL EXPECT THIS, WILMA.

NO, THIS IS GOING TO BE

AN ENTIRELY NEW EXPERIENCE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HENRY?

LET GO OF ME! HENRY!

WHAT'S GOING ON? THE LAB'S THE OTHER WAY!

THE LAB-- YES, BUT, UH--

THE GIRL IS UNDER THE STAIRS, BILLIE.

UH, WAIT TILL YOU SEE.

THAT'S WHAT'S SO FUNNY.

THE GIRL CRAWLED UNDER THE STAIRS,

AND SHE WON'T COME OUT.

SHE'S ALL CURLED UP,

YOU KNOW, LIKE A BABY,

MAKING THESE FUNNY SOUNDS.

WHAT DID HE DO TO HER?

WELL...

YOU CAN GET HER OUT.

I KNOW YOU CAN.

WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A TRY?

YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO--

HOW TO HANDLE THESE THINGS, BILLIE.

NO PROBLEM.

NO TROUBLE.

I KNOW YOU CAN GET HER OUT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HENRY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!

JUST TELL HIM TO CALL YOU BILLIE, YOU BITCH!

STOP IT! STOP IT, HENRY! I'LL SCREAM!

SCREAM ALL YOU WANT. I'LL HELP YOU.

WAKE UP, WHATEVER YOU ARE!

WAKE UP! DINNERTIME!

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

WAKE UP!

WAKE UP!

WAKE--

OH, THAT WAS GREAT, HENRY.

THAT WAS JUST GREAT.

YOU THINK THIS IS THE FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS?

HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

YOU WANT TO SEE SOME REAL PUNCHING?

SAME OLD HENRY-- AFRAID OF YOUR OWN SHADOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT, HENRY?

YOU'RE A REGULAR BARNYARD EXHIBIT--

SHEEP'S EYES, CHICKEN GUTS,

PIGGY FRIENDS...

AND SHIT FOR BRAINS.

NO GOOD AT DEPARTMENTAL POLITICS,

NO GOOD AT MAKING MONEY,

NO GOOD AT MAKING AN IMPRESSION ON ANYBODY!

AND NO GOOD AT ALL IN BED.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT IT UP, HENRY? HUH?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE A MAN IN OUR BED?

NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY, HENRY,

OR YOU'LL BE WEARING YOUR BALLS FOR EARRINGS.

IF YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN--

AAAH!

AAAH!

AAAH!

OH, JUST--JUST TELL IT TO CALL YOU BILLIE.

UHH!

[GAGGING]

[GRRRR]

[GRRRR]

[GRRRR]

I DIDN'T SEE ANYONE, NOT A SOUL.

AT THIS TIME OF YEAR,

THE CAMPUS IS ALMOST TOTALLY DESERTED.

THE SUMMER SESSION IS OVER,

AND THE FALL SEMESTER DOESN'T START FOR TWO WEEKS.

IT WAS ALMOST HELLISHLY PERFECT.

I NEVER EVEN SAW A PAIR OF HEADLIGHTS.

HENRY, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE CRATE?

YOU PROVIDED THE FINAL PIECE IN THE PUZZLE YOURSELF.

THE CRATE IS AT THE BOTTOM OF RYDER'S QUARRY.

I DROVE OUT THERE WITH THE REMAINS OF THREE HUMAN BEINGS--

WELL, TWO HUMAN BEINGS AND WILMA--

AND I BEGAN TO WONDER, WHERE DID THEY GO?

I MEAN, HOW MUCH COULD IT EAT?

I THINK MAYBE AT THE VERY END,

IT BEGAN TO SUSPECT WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

[GRRR]

SO, THE QUESTION IS, WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

THERE'S NO EVIDENCE OF FOUL PLAY.

I'VE SEEN TO THAT.

AND THERE ARE NO BODIES.

NO...

NO, I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE ARE.

SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU, DEXTER?

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY?

WELL...

NOTHING.

THANKS.

THANK YOU, DEXTER.

WELL, NO NEED TO THANK ME.

AFTER ALL, WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I EXPECT TO WHIP YOUR ASS AT CHESS

TWICE A WEEK FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT,

WON'T WE?

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO ANYBODY.

NEITHER HAVE I.

WHAT IF I HAD WAKED UP BEFORE YOU GOT HERE

AND CALLED THE POLICE?

YOU DIDN'T.

WHAT IF IT GETS OUT, HENRY?

WHAT IF IT GETS OUT OF THAT CRATE?

IF YOU SAW THE WAY I CHAINED IT UP,

YOU WOULDN'T WORRY.

THAT THING IS DROWNED IN ITS BOX 7O FEET DOWN.

SO...RELAX.

RELAX.

[THUNDER]

[SPRAYING]

[JUKEBOX PLAYS HONKY-TONK]

[WHOOSH]

BASTARDS.

[THUNDER]

GODDAMN BUGS.

I'LL GET THEM BUGS.

I OWN THIS GODDAMN BUILDING.

THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY MORE DAMN BUGS!

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

HEADS ARE GOING TO ROLL, I PROMISE YOU THAT.

OH, YES.

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

HELLO. THAT YOU, WHITE?

NO, THIS IS GEORGE GENDREN HERE.

I HAVE MY REPORT READY FOR TYPING, AND--

THE BUILDING SUPERINTENDENT IS ON VACATION, GEORGE.

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? VACATION.

WELL--

I TOLD THEM I WANTED TO HEAR FROM HIM WITHIN THE HOUR,

AND HE NOW HAS...

IT'S 9:34 P.M.

EXACTLY 26 MINUTES TO GO,

OR HE CAN STAY ON VACATION PERMANENTLY.

BASTARD.

I FOUND A TELEX FROM SEATTLE THAT I THOUGHT--

WHY ARE YOU IN THE OFFICE AT 9:30, GEORGE?

THERE'S NO OVERTIME AT THE EXECUTIVE LEVEL, YOU KNOW.

YES, SIR, I KNOW. IT'S ABOUT THE PACIFIC AERODYNE--

PACIFIC AERODYNE-- THEY'RE DONE FOR.

THEY'VE HAD IT.

NORMAN KATSENMEYER'S A DINOSAUR.

HE'S TOO FUCKIN' BLIND TO FIND THE NEAREST TAR PIT.

MR. PRATT--

AIR POLLUTION COUNT'S UP TO ALMOST 7, GEORGE.

PEOPLE ARE ON THE STREETS

DYING OF CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING AND DON'T KNOW IT.

OH, I FOUND ANOTHER COCKROACH THIS EVENING.

ONE OF THOSE BIG ONES.

RIGHT HERE IN MY $3,200 A MONTH PENTHOUSE APARTMENT.

MY SUPPOSEDLY GERMPROOF APARTMENT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL ME, GEORGE,

HOW AN APARTMENT CAN BE GERMPROOF

WHEN IT'S NOT...EVEN...

BUGPROOF!

I--I GUESS IT CAN'T, MR. PRATT, BUT--BUT--

I WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT PRATT INTERNATIONAL

NOW OWNS A MAJORITY OF PACIFIC AERODYNE STOCK.

I CAN'T TALK TO YOU NOW, GEORGE.

I'M GOING TO CLEAR UP THIS DAMN COCKROACH PROBLEM ONCE AND FOR ALL.

BASTARDS.

I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY BUGS IN MY BUILDING.

I LOATHE BUGS.

YES, SIR, BUT, MR.--

LOATHE THEM!

BUT THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW--

I'LL LET YOU GO, GEORGE.

YOU DID WELL.

GO OUT AND FUCK SOMEBODY.

WEAR A DAMN RUBBER. EVERYBODY'S GOT THE DAMN HERPES.

SIR, NORMAN KATSENMEYER SHOT HIMSELF AN HOUR AGO.

[THUNDER]

WHAT?

HE--HE DID IT WHEN-- WELL,

WHEN IT BECAME CLEAR THERE WAS NO WAY TO STOP THE TAKEOVER.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT HIS WIFE THINKS.

WONDERFUL.

NOW WE WON'T HAVE TO OFFER THE OLD FART

A SEAT ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

NOW GET OFF THE PHONE, GEORGE.

NEVER RUN GOOD NEWS INTO THE GROUND.

I'VE GOT THIS BUG PROBLEM.

ONCE YOU GET BUGS,

YOU NEVER GET RID OF THEM.

THEY BREED IN THE CRAWLSPACES...

THE CONDUITS...

THE VERY CORE OF THE BUILDING ITSELF.

MR. PRATT.

MR. PRATT?

GOODBYE, GEORGE.

YES, SIR. GOODBYE, MR. PRATT.

[HANGS UP TELEPHONE]

[SPRAYING]

ONCE THEY GET A FOOTHOLD IN THE BUILDING,

YOU NEVER GET RID OF THEM.

[THUNDER]

[JUKEBOX PLAYS]

[SPRAYING]

BASTARDS.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

REYNOLDS? WHITE?

TALK TO ME.

[WOMAN] I JUST CALLED TO TELL YOU

WHAT A MONSTER YOU ARE, MR. PRATT,

AND HOW I WILL REJOICE WHEN YOU'RE FINALLY DEAD.

LOTS OF PEOPLE WILL REJOICE WHEN I'M DEAD.

WHO ARE YOU?

LENORE KATSENMEYER.

I...I'M THE WIFE OF THE MAN YOU--

YOU MURDERED THIS AFTERNOON.

MRS. KATSENMEYER! HOW ARE YOU?

I HOPE THEY KEEP HELL HOT FOR YOU,

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I HOPE THEY DO!

IT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRIVE HIM TO HIS KNEES.

YOU HAD TO KILL HIM AS WELL.

HE CAME HOME,

AND HIS EYES...

HIS EYES WERE SO DEAD.

I ASKED HIM WHAT WAS WRONG,

WHAT COULD BE SO BAD

TO MAKE HIS EYES LOOK THAT WAY?

AND--AND THE ONLY WORD HE COULD SAY

WAS YOUR NAME.

10 MINUTES LATER, I HEARD THE SHOT.

[CRYING]

YES!

GEORGE GENDREN TOLD ME OLD NORMAN WENT OUT WITH A BANG.

HOW MANY MEN HAVE YOU DESTROYED?

HOW MANY MEN HAVE YOU KILLED, YOU MONSTER?

ONLY THE STUPID ONES.

THE ONES THAT HANDED ME A KNIFE AND STRETCHED OUT THEIR THROATS.

ONLY THE ONES WHO-- PARDON THE EXPRESSION-- FUCKED UP.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE GOT THIS BUG PROBLEM.

WE'LL HAVE TO DEFER YOUR CHARMING CONVERSATION FOR ANOTHER TIME.

I HOPE YOU DIE!

BY THE WAY--

I HOPE YOU GET CANCER IN THE WORST PLACE.

MRS. KATSENMEYER--

LEPROSY!

MRS. KATSENJAMMER...

WOULD YOU TELL ME WHO GAVE YOU MY PRIVATE NUMBER?

I'D LIKE TO FIRE HIM.

IT'S IN MY HUSBAND'S ADDRESS BOOK, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

WELL...I CAN'T FIRE HIM, CAN I?

[HANGS UP]

[BEEPING]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

IT BETTER BE YOU, REYNOLDS.

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

TALK TO ME.

IT'S CARL REYNOLDS, SIR.

I'M CALLING FROM ORLANDO, FLOR--

ORLANDO?

FLORIDA?

UH, YES. THE WIFE AND I

DECIDED TO TAKE THE KIDS TO DISNEYWORLD THIS YEAR--

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU TAKE THEM TO ATTICA.

THERE ARE STILL ROACHES HERE.

I JUST KILLED ONE.

GEE, I...

DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB, REYNOLDS?

I'VE SPOKEN TO MR. WHITE ON DESK TONIGHT--

DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB, REYNOLDS?

YES, SIR.

GOOD. I WANT TO SEE WHITE.

MR. PRATT, IT'S ALMOST QUARTER OF 10:00--

IF I DON'T FIRST SEE WHITE AND THEN THE EXTERMINATORS

WITHIN HALF AN HOUR,

YOU'LL HAVE NO JOB BY MIDNIGHT. UNDERSTAND?

NEXT YEAR, YOU CAN GO TO DISNEYWORLD

ON YOUR FUCKIN' WELFARE CHECK.

HAVE YOU GOT THAT? ARE WE TOGETHER ON THIS?

YES, SIR.

GOOD. I TRUST WE ARE. GOODBYE.

[JUKEBOX PLAYS]

YOU HAVE TO WATCH 'EM.

OH, YES.

KATSENMEYER...

REYNOLDS...

BUGS.

THAT'S ALL THEY ARE.

ALL OF 'EM.

AND ALTHOUGH THEY'RE ESSENTIALLY BRAINLESS,

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THEM.

'CAUSE...

THEY CREEP UP ON YOU.

THEY CREEP UP ON YOU.

[THUNDER]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

WHO'S THERE?

GOOD EVENING THERE, MR. PRATT.

GOT BUGS AGAIN, HUH, MR. PRATT?

DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU HEAR?

WHAT WAY, MR. PRATT?

LIKE I WAS CRAZY.

OH, NO, SIR, MR. PRATT, SIR.

I DON'T THINK YOU IS CRAZY, NOT AT ALL.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO RUN DOWN IN MY MIND

WHO MIGHT HAVE A 24-HOUR FUMIGATING SERVICE.

I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET PIRELLI BROTHERS OUT HERE BY,

SHALL WE SAY, 11:30?

YOU MIGHT GO FAR, WHITE.

I'VE NOTICED THAT IN SERVICE JOBS,

PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF OFTEN DO.

PEOPLE OF COLOR.

YES, 11:30 WOULD BE FINE.

THANKS, MR. PRATT, SIR.

I'LL CALL THEM AS SOON AS I FINISH WITH THAT SHOWER ON 23.

DO IT FIRST!

DO IT NOW.

YES, SIR. RIGHT NOW.

THEY'RE GOING TO BE STUNNED.

THAT'S THE EXPLANATION.

ROACHES ARE VERY HARD TO KILL.

AND THEY'RE QUICK.

THEY CAN CREEP UP ON YOU.

[SKITTERING]

THEY CAN CREEP UP ON YOU IF YOU LET 'EM.

YOU SEE, MRS. KATSENMEYER,

I GREW UP IN HELL'S KITCHEN.

BUGS EVERYWHERE.

I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A BUG WHEN I SEE IT.

SPRAY IT.

SQUASH IT.

KILL IT.

[THUNDER]

WHAT THE FUCK?

ANOTHER SON-OF-A-BITCHIN' BLACKOUT.

IF IT WAS MY POWER COMPANY,

THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.

[THUNDER]

BASTARDS.

GODDAMN BUGS!

BASTARDS!

YOU FUCKING ROACHES.

GODDAMN BAS--

AAH! UH! BUGS!

I'LL KILL YOU, YOU GODDAMN BUGS!

OHH!

[THUNDER]

[ALARM BEEPS]

[BEEPING STOPS]

COME ON! COME ON! WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

POLICE EMERGENCY.

IT'S ABOUT TIME.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING THERE?

WE GOT PROBLEMS TONIGHT, FELLA...

THIS IS UPSON PRATT. THE UPSON PRATT.

I'VE GOT BUGS!

EVERYBODY'S GOT BUGS TONIGHT.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR BULLSHIT.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

THESE ARE COCKROACHES!

THE BIGGEST ONES I'VE EVER SEEN!

THIS HAS GOT TO STOP! THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!

ON A SLOW NIGHT, WE COULD TALK ABOUT IT.

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO!

THIS IS UPSON PRATT!

[HANGS UP]

DONE A GOOD JOB, YOU ASSHOLE.

I'LL HAVE YOUR--

AAH!

[THUNDER]

WAIT!

WAIT! TALK TO ME!

WAIT! WAIT!

I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! WAIT!

TALK TO ME!

MR. PRATT, I'M STUCK IN THE DAMN ELEVATOR.

YOU CAN'T BE STUCK.

I WANT YOU HERE RIGHT NOW.

AAH!

I'LL BE HERE TILL THE POWER COMES ON.

I'LL HAVE YOUR JOB, YOU BLACK BASTARD.

COME ON. COME ON.

YOU'LL NEVER GET IN HERE.

NEVER.

AND WHEN THIS BLACKOUT IS OVER,

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO PAY.

AND YOU'LL PAY, TOO.

EVERY ONE OF YOU.

EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU.

I'VE BEEN BEATING BUGS ALL MY LIFE.

AND I'LL BEAT YOU, TOO, BASTARDS.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

TALK TO ME.

[MRS. KATSENMEYER] PRATT...

YOU OLD MONSTER,

OH, I HOPE YOU DIE.

I HOPE YOU DIE.

I HOPE YOU DIE!

UHH!

I HOPE YOU DIE!

IT'S 10:20...

IT'S 10...

IT'S 11:00... IT'S--IT'S--

IT'S 12:00... IT'S 1:00...

IT'S 2, 3, 4...

[ALARM SOUNDS]

[SIRENS]

[HORNS HONK]

[MUSIC STARTS PLAYING]

[DING DONG]

MR. PRATT?

YOU THERE, MR. PRATT?

MR. PRATT!

TALK TO ME!

HA HA!

TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME!

HONKY BASTARD.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, MR. PRATT?

BUGS GOT YOUR TONGUE?

[STATIC]

MR. PRATT?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

MR. PRATT?

BASTARD.

[WHISTLES]

YO!

NOW EAT, YOU BIGMOUTH!

CHEW YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU SWALLOW!

WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S A COMIC BOOK.

WHAT?

COMIC BOOK.

COMIC BOOK!

"A COMIC BOOK!"

MY KIDS LOVE THESE THINGS.

HEY, LOOK!

YOU CAN SEND AWAY FOR ALL THIS STUFF HERE.

"X-RAY GLASSES."

THEY DON'T WORK. IT'S A GAG.

LOOK, AN AUTHENTIC VOODOO DOLL.

SOMEBODY ALREADY SENT FOR IT.

YEAH, WE CAN'T GET THAT.

"TIRED OF GETTING SAND KICKED IN YOUR FACE?"

HA HA HA!

WHERE'S BILLY?

HE'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE.

BILLY!

STAN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP LAST NIGHT.

THE STORM?

NO, IT'S THIS GODDAMN STIFF NECK.

YOU MUST HAVE STRAINED IT.

YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS.

I DON'T KNOW.

OW!

POOR BEAR.

YOU WANT THE BEN GAY?

NO.

NO.

AAH!

AAH!

THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO THROW AWAY MY COMIC BOOKS.

AHH!

READY FOR ANOTHER SHOT, DAD?

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

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