You're gonna kill me (laughing)
(Insert mutated horse noise)
Did I break your foot, dude?!
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Whats going on guys welcome to Dope or Nope. The channel in which we rate products aaand.. usually say nope
You guys are familiar with Tanner and Michael. It's the same show. You've been watching except now
It's not just me on camera
It may feel a little different may feel a little awkward while we figure things out may feel awkward just to look at them
Anyways, guys we're super excited for this change. Hope you can give us some support down in the comments below
today's video happens to be 10 products THAT...
Should be recalled should be recalled. Yes, right
So we're looking at kids products that are like what you should never give your kid back. I thought that was a good idea
No, not that was a good idea. Yeah. I'm just getting so nervous right now
Where's my desk? So weird! People can see my body!
Alright, so first product check this out. We got a little TV up here. Can you see that TV?
You can kind of see it zoom in on that, Aaron
And by the way, Aaron's in the room with us now because he's live editing. Yeah, put put your face on that. Oh hello
Oh god, that's creepy.
school of hard block is for incontinence? M is for Mansplaining? -Nooo, god
They don't have a Mansplaining block. -Come on, but it's like play block -Ooo, religious cults
This is not for kids, come on.
But it's like play blocks -Oooh, religious cults
School hard blocks is a set of 12 concrete blocks and the only non approval- -Can you read from this distance? -It's kinda hard
The only non-approved learning aid to educate your children about the abysmal dystopian future we're all sliding towards wow
Wow, that's dark.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Did we mention they're made out of concrete?
Why don't you buy it? Wait, is this a video? Oh, it's a giant video. Heck yeah. (The world today can be a scary place). What is their?
Children's life relatable not with ordinary alphabet blocks
Kids, see? He was like, looking at a (...)
That's why we created the school of hard blocks. Well, it's normal alphabet. Yeah, everyone's a lot of hub teacher
- things like the birds and the bees
Oh, no, we got a scam! (Where do babies come from?)
When a mommy and daddy love each other very much- -Babies come from --BLEEP--
What is this???
what the heck? did you guys get me into! (laughs)
take me back to the old matthias!
what a one to start out with everyones thinking,like
Oh, they're being raunchy now, I'm a little concerned with this but disregard everything
They said I can confirm 100% storks.
Add to- to- just one set, please. Thank you. Maybe with the product. Oh my god. This is heavy life is hard here are some blocks
"It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it" -Seneca (Those words, tho)
Okay, is this laughing at it or is this obsessing? Oh, you know at first I thought that said ad pocalypse. I was like, "They get me!"
Exestential dread? Wow, I think that's called depression.
(Hello darkness, my old friend)
Well, I think that's fine, please give that one to Connor give this one to Pat.Why? He's from Texas. Ohh. It says "taxes"
I was like, "Is he having tax problems this season, or what??"
Over achieving co-workers... Oh my gosh, give that to Michael. Yeah with his hair trying real hard. This is so heavy though
You could like chip a tooth eating this. Yeah, this doesn't feel safe.by itself though its not that bad
he just agrees with me ,did you not hear what i said?
Yeah, you can chip a tooth with this I said eating it yeah
Funny guy so the next part of this process on Joker, nope
This is a one new thing
We're doing I'm gonna have to pitch this product to these fine gentlemen to see if I can get a dope
good luck because it's clearly a no forget about what they said because this is obviously just a gap but what in
This is gonna be tough. All right, what if this was the product what if it was a product?
Yeah, what if it was a good product?
All you did it was a dice and you rolled it out of all of these things and I was the only bad thing never
It ever happened to you. Are you saying I roll this dice and whatever ding I roll on this dice
That's what you have for the rest of your life, but you don't have any other problem down for that, right? Yeah
He's got misspelled tattoos. That's not bad
Okay, you can't hide from shame Michael?
On your ass means I need to roll me block now you're just sassy
What do you spelling here dude bullied yeah
I took my own back class. I am the bully so now I get bullied
Oh, and I think it's by you you tend to bully me a lot guys comment down below if you think I get bullied
Too much or do you like it? Because it's funny that
Thing said about the product if you make it into a game like that pretty don't say yeah, you'd say yeah dope yo
I'm gonna say all right, I'm gonna say no cool. You guys are crazy. This product sucks
Next oh, oh my gosh, so we have a rare collector blonde
I thought that he blue eyes cabbage
Did you guys pick this one for me is because blonde blue eyes looks like you look at that wild hairdo
Don't I try the Cabbage Patch snacktime?
Kid cpk California Pizza Kitchen. I love that. I love that place doll. Cherry. Why can't they smell anything, right?
oh my gosh, dude sold for
$115 us that sells lunchboxes from 15
So these babies are expensive and the reason why this park is recalled is because so you feed the doll
But kids were sticking their fingers in the dolls mouth and the dog is chewing like their fingers off stop
Doll was recalled by being unsafe as a plate. So I offer it to sale collectors only as he no, I don't know
I'm sorry, I think Cabbage Patch is the creepiest doll I've ever seen in my life even will creeper than Chucky
Look at that let's open up. I'm gonna try and feed her some fingers. We're gonna see how it goes. All right. All right
You're not gonna bite anymore fingers up
Just one more. She's got a backbone
Wait, what? Oh my gosh, Cherie. What have you been doing? Why did they make these things? Like they look like Oh beads. Yeah
Isn't a burden oh my god, that's not like a joke look
Dad, she's got some am I allowed to say?
Okay, she has a backpack to put things and let's go ahead and rip this out. So I was like bananas
She's like Dora
Look at this banana for a second if the lungs but the peels don't even go up to the tip of the banana
We came out of the backpack, yeah, well your girlie it falls into the back the high
Let's give her a pretzel looks like a spotted banana at this point. You like that cherry
that's showing settling and
That looks like a poop coming out
I'm sorry, ma'am. I'll take these and it's gone
You know people gum like they have their gums but no teeth yeah, it feels like
No frame of reference towards that okay. All right, no, no for sure whatever you guys stink guys
This product is from our edit page. So if you find weird crazy wacky products that you want us review
Click the link in the description so that way you guys can submit the products to art right? You were so nervous
I got a baby mom. Oh, no, I've seen this before who's this from Remy to M
So you put your poor child and it looks like a bunch of q-tips or strapped to a babysitter
This is just have a like a crawl a crawling baby. I'm still burping speaking of babies
Baby mom blue six and nine months like it has a specific angel while there's different. Yeah babies are different sizes
It's like a wow, it's so crazy. They have different songs like you need that the original since
1998 oh my bride anymore. They've been making it that long witness the moment when a person becomes
Like what it should look like what is with that?
The others yeah
Wow pretty song. All right tanner play rock. I could if you want if you I'm gonna try and put this on
No, I could do it you can't fit in that. You're fuckin you fit and then you wanna bet
Alright these risers need some help. I'm not helping you get dressed. You've already done it before what's stopping you
Never done. I don't appreciate your lack of support. I'm supporting you by watching you
That's all the viewers are doing. I can I can do it then. Well, I can't
Gonna happen, I could have sworn I could have slipped this on I slipped out way smaller
So here's what's up, right this product just imagine a baby actually wearing this project, right? This is gonna get dirty
Imagine if you have an actually dirty floor the kids moving around on this thing and they're just picking up dust
He's not gonna get your kids sick. Oh, you're right
That is that's just like crap all over it or your are you like?
All right time for replacement to do the rest of the floor. Okay
And then just lie. All right, put it back lazy about parents. You have to be to make your little baby, please
You're gonna pay me to use this
Guy dance there's a lot of to dolls with mermaid bass. I remember this way wide my sister
I had a sister. I had a sister, you know, my sister anymore now Brian sugar, but
My sister had me this is like you
And they fly they fly and mermaids are meant to fly, but that doesn't make any sense. They meant to swim
Yeah, I never thought about that and the cards. Whoa
It's the white cloud one, oh my gosh, that is the creepiest looking cloud I've ever seen in my life. Look at this straight on
Two percent his nose and then it looks like Jay Leno does
Not sound good. That sounds like it works. All right
So before you launch this boy long, it was recalled because this product would fly and would scratch kids cornea cutting kids eyes
Yeah, this is evil to be careful. Wait a party. Yeah, so that's what it does, right
Maybe she flies out you
That's the 17-truck
This is can, we just say how undergo nama this is it's like grabbing like yeah. Hey Grubbs. Oh
I had to pull hard. There's no kids gonna pull that hard. Yeah, you're not that strong
that's about as high as it can go and that's probably why because it just went sideways and hid themselves in the you know in
The eye going up, but it could be because it's hold. So here's the thing
So my hands can do it better, I'm sorry, so I'm gonna go nope you asked for it what ask
Whatever I want I want more of it Frank pack my first fire standard size prank gift box, I like that
They're marketing as a prank product. But the fact that they're having kids mark it with Apollo ki this kid the pyro, man
Yeah, for sure. Look at that face. He is already
Why do they have the Cuban gassy
And there's so many problems with this looking batteries and putting weird stuff in the microwave
Can't hold a candle to daring delights of my first fire. Okay
Hey, why would I do any of those in the first place sort of Garrity to meet your match?
This is the most frightening thing. I think we've done. Yeah, I'm added to the cart
My first fire because the logs of fuel can I hop It doesn't come with fuel ,poker?. Oh, you know, I'm gonna need that
You wanna hold my hand? Yes, sir. I was like so curious. I was like I want to unbox this
i felt like a kid like where like their brothers birthday
like but maybe I
Present it's my boy. Guess what? I'm gonna fulfill your desires. I'm happy do it faster. Oh,
Nothing. It's a prank pack prank box. Wait lost off. What do you mean? It's a prank box?
You're supposed to put a different gift in it
standard-size prank gift box
Can we like flash back real quick? Aaron to like when you said it when you read it prank pack my first fire
All right guys, looks like I've been bamboozled. It's actually just a box and I got it I am gonna
Tell you now contents are flammable and fun's about I actually want this item refill your woodpile with genuine and dural logs
It's just a box so I'm gonna have to pitch this to you guys
All right, my first fire so what I'm giving this to a promaniac?
you can't be focusing on the kid with this because you're just gonna disappoint them because they actually want this gift and they're not gonna
Be getting into the box, but you can give this to the parent as a prank. It's literally just a prank, right?
It's just the product. So I'm gonna put maybe like some of those snakes or maybe some of those spiders inside of here
They're gonna like, oh my gosh my kids first fire. Oh so funny open it up and it's just a jungle in there
So it's like a double frame. Yeah
Like they open it up like wait a second. They're shaking the box. So the box is a misdirection for like jumping snake
Yeah for actual real danger
No, I don't like comes bro, I'm doing like side 1 Cobra get some black widows in there not a prank. No, it's a prank
Bro opens it up. I'm like Winston a new girl. I can't quite find my balance for pranks
So I'm gonna go over the top. All right, though
Also, you dope some on both rings. You're all about branch snakes and around the gift to an adult
I mean, I don't be scared. It worked. I think it worked. I went one point for Gryffindor you dude Teletubbies
1998 recalled naughty talking pio dog and I'm a naughty
Choppy, this is a red 16 inch tall plush 1998 recalled
Naughty version of the talking Oh doll from the children's television series Teletubby from a smoke-free home
They're showing a baby or something, yeah, we don't smoke so the baby is perfectly fine
- you have one without the packet which ones from the smoke-free homes. Oh
God they're both from smoke-free homes bo. It's the smallest Teletubby. She loves there's cubbies. Are they roll boys? Oh,
So predictable put him on you Michael. She loves to sing as she zips along her scooter who loves big hugs
How do we know it's a holiday they
Have to go big I think it's saying big
I think it's a normal boat. Oh you guys
You think we got ripped off? I don't think it was intended to be potty mouth
I think there's probably recalled because it sounded like something potty mouth. Maybe there's the the hug word they use yay
I don't like this immediately rating in know you're gonna give me a chance. No
My first date we have a normal before you my first bait juice cherries what refills sold separately? Okay
Okay, so they're saying it's a baby paper the vapor for your baby a vapor vaping it's a vapor
Like water vapor. He's like I'm so not up on the babe. I'm sorry. I'm not like ruining my body. Whatever
It's not ruin your body dude. It's enhancing your body, babe. Yeah, I think Captain America was made
Oils were intense. So obviously this is not a real product
This has to be one of those prank boxes, but we did find some other stuff having to do with it
As I said guys this is still a work in progress I'll just take that
We didn't find that but what we did find is equally as weird
It doesn't look that strange but I'm gonna I'm gonna show you why this is like really wonky and crazy Abby coming
All right. So here's the thing, right? This is a pipe
This is a pipe. They're all pipe the original babe the original baby bay
So this is kind of like that was a whole big meme. It was a joke
It went around the internet, but I mean I've seen these for years I've seen these for decades
It's a pipe your kid is blowing bubbles out of something that causes cancer
Am I the only one here or is like it still is the same you're still giving them that conditionings?
Maybe I'm thinking eyes. Okay Richards cool. Yeah, actually this works well with this set
Hold on a second. We got to keep these around. All right, who wants to blow some bugs?
Hey, oh, hey, sherry
I've a mission. It's sloshing OH. Oh my god
I think you can't put too much cuz I'm
Bubbles are tiny. It sounds like a personal problem
This is bad. I'm gonna try I can't fix this how sometimes some products aren't pitch Abul because here's the thing
Here's a negative thing about this product, right?
what if you suck your
tasted soap your mom ever make you once my mom put soap on my mouth and I threw up and then she was like
yeah, I'm not doing that anymore cheap you from that's why I don't eat thing because I like I
Yeah, you won't even take a chance of this that was it the hitch great one no
Princess pink pony up saddle. Stop. Why is he so happy? Is that matt patent game theory? Yeah
So it's a little sound like girls and or boys can ride around on their father or mother thing
Right, don't you already do this though? Yeah, exactly. But that is meaning I don't know what the difference is
But like yeah
I'll get on my fours and Luna will get on my back and she'll have a blast right because she's just trying to hold on
It's just you know, it's just a fun father-daughter thing that makes it weird. It's cuz it's taking it too far. It's too serious
Wow, there's so many of them. Look at all these daddies. Oh
Gotta see wait, what? Is that a police car? Oh, no, he's a police horse. Oh, you're right
They have those back in that inferior country. That is England. Am I right guys?
Go ahead and click that like button if you dislike that. Alright, and they car dude Add to Cart
I'm gonna add you to the car. I'm fine now
Thank you. So it comes in a bunch of different colors
I wish I got pink leopard but I'll take this warning adult supervision is required shocker. Daddy saddle opponent pony up daddy
That can't be the actual marketing tool but is Pony up that yeah, let's try it frog looks like you man
It doesn't like me. Oh, wow. There's the red end though. Can we find a redhead here? Darren redhead?
Right, so I'm gonna unravel this but this is a two-person product
So even though we're all like ah ha ha Tanner has to deal with it. I need one person down to right on top
We're close. Yeah, we've done this before
Good Michael you're about to learn the ropes
This is a pace a trial by fire for friendship the second you can ride on your friends back
That's how you know, you've made it. That's my butt look, you know in the last team ed video
This would have been helpful because I wrote up way too close to his neck
What was Oxford dictionary's us word of the year in 2013?
All right, so I hold what do I hold I hold this, okay
MATTHIAS: Wow he is moving!
You can't kill a horse that easy. What you mean?
Do I even need to pitch this to you guys? No, this is a guaranteed. Yes, right. We all agree. This is dope
No, so that I'll pitch it to you one day. You're gonna want a daughter right
but in order to get to that point you're gonna have to have a wife knowing you you're gonna want a wife that wants to
Keep things interesting
I'm canceling this pitch
This is dope
He goes 'Dope!'
You can't take it back he said 'Nope', I mean 'Dope'
(Pointing to Matthias) You said nope
I'll take the 50/50. Alright, it's your turn Micheal
1998 the dancing baby on board doll moving arms and hey, oh, this is from that gif
Yeah, like an early early meme like one of the first memes ever that. Oh my gosh, this is so
Unsettling. Can you do that dance?
What is she wearing a tunic? Like what is that?
Why is it a she?
I'm sorry I didn't mean to give you a pronoun
What's with the belly button?
That face is from nightmares that looks like my dad
Stick him on your window then watch his arms and head wiggle. Oh, it doesn't actually dance
It's just the arms and legs are loose so that when you're driving in your car it Wiggles on its own
It makes sense. Buy now
Wow a gift for myself
Level 10 acting, it all looks the same. This is from Kmart. Look at the branding on that it looks so like 90s
Ew, it's like discolored. Oh, it's wearing a mustard belt. Okay, so shake it. All right. Lick it first. What
I've licked a lot of things Michael lick that that baby the belly button
I'm not gonna do it. Wait what are you doing oh lick the suction cup? It has to be wet suction. I was like, who is this person?
did you just
Can you just imagine driving and seeing this baby
It's definitely no a dancing baby, it's a wiggling baby. Let's take a second to look at this face
does it actually look like an actual leg up there that what that looks like that face and
Yeah, it does that's dead-on accurate. What an odd baby face. There was just so much saliva on it
All right guys, as you know, I'm a dancer and I believe that dancing is the key to life
So really what better way I love dancing brings you happy. I think it's the key to light a key one of these
How about food and water? Those are two better keys?
Maybe breathing? We'll come up with three keys to
Anyway, dancing is one of the special keys to life.
So, what better way to
Make your baby happy in the backseat along with the other passengers on the road by just, ya know
You made a really good sound there now so like a huge leap from dancing to just all this and making your family happy
Yeah, cuz oh because we enjoy makes you have to like start with your baby. Give him a toy
I didn't buy it that happen. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I'm think I'm a selfish person
I can't have all my car window people are gonna look at that and judge me
What the heck I change it to a dope
That's upsetting. Oh
That is disgusting go back in buddy. The avenging narwhal action figure playset
Its spearing it that's vicious. It's called the event. It's like one of the Avengers
For centuries and all was a great mystery of the sea with the body of a whale in the horn of a unicorn
But many people believe that these fascinating creatures were harmless inhabitants of the icy waters
Is that how a narwhal kills? Yeah with this horn you think so
Yeah, it's like the unicorn of the sea. Is there horn really that long? Okay. Sure
I think that's no I can't believe that way now look wait, wait wait go back
Look, it will actually leave out of water to spear the deadly koalas from their perches. Hi now I'd be like
Okay, it's a totally true. I
They don't exist in the same biosphere they 100% do
Aaron Aaron can you help me out real quick Aaron. Google real quick. Okay, Google where our Narwhals? Greenland. Okay, Google where our Koalas? Australia. Not Quite the same thing!
Add to cart
All right, the avenging Narwhal with four magical tusks, oh it's on the packaging almost must be magical too
Yeah, they have magical tusks. These things can grant them wishes. This is not a joke Oh Tanner
Yeah, also look up on Google if they also have color-changing tusks
I need to know they do I just checked they do okay
It looked just punctured straight through that's so graphic. The fact they make you do the act of killing the penguin
It's kind of violent. Its upsetting and it's sticky dope or nope?
so if I names dope the fact you can actually pierce them and then like you can just use it up like maybe on your
Shelves that show all the ways animals hunt. No Jesus. No, I got 50% Alright guys
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