(music playing in background for entire video) Benedick: Ok so it turns out parties aren't this hub of
B: Of teenage life
B: They're just this
B: Gateway to a spiral
B: Of doom
B: Awkwardness and-
(door opens and music gets louder) B: And broken
Claudio: Oh sorry I didn't realise you were already there, I'm sorry B: Heeyyyy man!
B: It's ok, it's ok, I'm not, I'm not taking a bath
B: You silly billy
C: Are you drunk?
B: I am a little tipsy, yes
C: Are you in a bath?
B: God he's stating the obvious now, isn't he?
C: Right, ok, I'll see you later
B: N-n-n-n-no come back, come back, come back
B: Sit, look, sit down, sit down
B: Sit down
B: Sit down
C: Come on, the door (door closes and music gets quieter)
B: Ah, would you like a drink?
B: I don't actually know what it is
B: But it's so good, it makes my tongue go all tingly
C: Nah, I'm alright mate
B: You sure?
C: Yeah, yeah
B: Alright, okey dokey
C: Are you filming this?
B: God well, you're really only stating the obvious aren't you?
B: Yes I am, the camera
B: The camera
B: It's very
B: You're so smart
B: Therapeutic, it, it takes your sadness
B: And it makes it go
B: Like tears in the rain
B: Ohh, pretty
C: He lied to me
B: Who did? The camera?
B: Ohh C: No, no
C: Not the camera, the captain
C: Our captain
B: Well what did he do? I mean he's thrown this exhaustively downer party
C: Yeah, he's only gone and gotten the girl of my dreams
B: Was that not the plan though?
B: So there's nothing to worry about, right? A-
B: Unless he hasn't
B: Gotten her
B: For you, he's gotten her
C: From B: From
B: See this
B: Is what I'm talking about ok
B: The party has been infected by
B: A thing, a
B: A sadness bug
B: I mean it's got Claudio
B: Claudio? Claudio
B: I mean have you ever seen him this sad?
B: Look at his little face
C: That hurts
B: I know it does buddy but you will get over it
B: Cause you're a brave little soldier
B: You're gonna be okay
C: Yeah I just, I think I need a minute to myself mate so
B: Oh yeah, yeah, course man, course
B: Course, of course
C: Like seriously,can- I- j-
B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, go for it, go for it
B: I'll, I'll take care of the camera
B: It's ok, you go, you go
C: Just um
C: Say goodbye to Hero for me I guess
(door opens and music gets louder) C: See you later B: Seeya!
(door closes and music gets quieter)
B: Alright then
B: That's done and dusted, we're gonna end that and I'll see you again in a bit