-What a wonderful event.
Everyone is having fun.
This is great!
-Chris, could you just please?
-I'm sorry. I was just trying to cheer you up.
Just hang in there. -Thanks.
-Alright. If you'll excuse me,
I found out this morning that I am playing
a special role in this parade.
[ Band playing ]
-This is the perfect thing
to take my mind off of yesterday.
I'm gonna pretend that this is my victory parade
and the town is celebrating my hard work and dedication.
-There you go. -Leslie, Leslie.
I'm so sorry. I need to talk to you.
-What are -- What?
-I'm the Nipple King.
-Kernston's Rubber Nipples company
elects a Nipple King and a Nipple Queen every year
to ride on the float. Congratulations, Chris!
It's such an amazing honor.
-It's wonderful! -But I do need to talk to you
about a float that is in this parade,
because I'm not sure that you're going to be --
-No fun for you! -Uh-oh.
-No fun for you! -Is that me?
-Maybe it's not you. Maybe it's Kate Upton.
-Oh, thank you.
No, it's me. And damn them! -No fun for you!
-Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! -No fun
for you! -Hey, stop, please!
[ Banging on window ] Stop!
Excuse me, Pawnee. I'm sorry. -No fun for you!
-I don't mean to stop your parade, or anything,
but I just have to say something here, okay?
I don't think this is very fair!
-Babe, babe, stop wagging your finger.
-Certain people are lashing out at me
because of things that I did this year,
but I am not trying to stop you from having fun.
I am an extremely fun person!