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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier

and welcome back

to the horrible place in the middle of the ocean that is:

RAFT

Now this is an updated version of the game

I'm late to the party

but I'm gonna play it anyway

because this is Version 1.05

instead of Version 1.04

and a lot of stuff has apparently been added to the game

So

I'm going to encapsulate the entirety of loneliness that is

my own sanity

whenever I go into this world that I... live in.

This is...um...

I'm dead....I...I'm like dead

Yoo *chuckle*

I'm like dedy

Uh...I'm pretty-

I'm like dedy guys

I'm pretty ded

I'm pretty sure

that, uh, this ain't gonna go well for me

oh~

At least I got my hook~

SO!

The difference being-

I don't know what the fuck the difference is~

BUT!

I know that WAYNE BRADY ain't dead no more

because I'm startin' over again

I gotta build my LONELINESS perch

to be able to declare my loneliness

to the nobody that's around me.

O hey Wayne Brady.

Am I not gonna get-

oh, there's

ONE

floating frond of...something

OHHHH, there it is!

HEEEEYYYY, Wayne~

Waaaaaaaaaaayyynnnneee~~~

How ya been, maaaan?

I'm a big fan~

Just not a big fan of you biting the ass of my boat.

Oh, also,

some people pointed out:

that I was dumb.

I know.

"Happens all the time!"

BUT!

Someone pointed out:

that I was dumb...

aand

ooh, hang on, I need to

*mumble mumble*

Can I pick tha-

I'm not pickin' that u-AHHH

Wayne, don' do that.

WAYNE

WAAAAYNE

okay :D

All right, let's try that again

without being dumb.

Can't pick up and swim at the same time, apparently

Apparently, that's just CHEATING...

*Mark tossing sound*

*sound of something being caught interpreted by Mark*

Gotcha- oh come on

Haboooooooski~

Gootcha~

*Mark moans*

Wayne, did you see that throw?

are you impressed by me yet?

Wayne

Wayne-chan

Wayne-senpai~!

God dammit

When will Brady-senpai notice me...?

hoh! *throw*

I'm gonna be farming for a bit

because obviously, I gotta get back

I don't want you guys to be like:

"Where's the progress, Markiplier?

"Where's the progress, Markiplier? We came here for

"Where's the progress, Markiplier? We came here for competent

"Where's the progress, Markiplier? We came here for competent RAFT"

"Where's the progress, Markiplier? We came here for competent RAFT gameplay!"

Yeah

"And not to watch you lose your mind

"And not to watch you lose your mind like an idiot

"And not to watch you lose your mind like an idiot in the middle of the ocean."

"Why would we do that?"

"That's-"

"That's- are you stupid?"

"That's- are you stupid?" "Oh wait, yes you are!"

"And lonely!"

"And lonely!"

"Yeah, we know."

I get it: the insults hurt my feelings and emotions and I

*quick stammer*

in my 'hypothetical scenario'

I actually hurt my own feelings just there.

And I actually feel

I feel sad now, BUT

I'm gonna just-

I'm gonna just- I'm gonna just-

do this the best that I can

Ohhhhhhh

Ohhhhhhh SKADOOSHKI

And then, uh...

*quietly* I'll be back in a second

*quietly* I'll be back in a second, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_

OH YEAH WAIT

I forgot to even talk about why

You guys were saying I was stupid!

Oh, yeah!

So!

Some people

I DUNNO WHY

I DUNNO WHY I DUNNO WHY

Why

Why am I stupid? Ah

Mystery

Mystery to everybody

No one knows.

It's just an enigma.

I

built all of my valuable stuff:

my cooker,

my water purifier,

my other things that I was ta-

I have no idea what they are

But I built them all

like

on

on ONE square

like, if this was my only square,

I built them all right there instead of in the middle.

Where Wayne

Where Wayne COULDN'T

bite the ass off of all of my economy.

So

Yeah, thazzz...

somethin' I'm not gonna do

somethin' I'm not gonna do I guess ¯\_(ツ)_

This time, maybe

WHO KNOWS

I'm dumb~

I'm dumb and lonely~

and all my friends are dead

Except

Except Wayne~

But I'm gonna kill him.

Ahhhhh

No, that sounds weird

I'm not gonna kill Wayne Brady.

I'm gonna kill THAT shark

whose name HAPPENS to be Wayne Brady!

That'll get me out of court *chuckles*

Yeah, that'll go well for me!

So, long story...

way too long introduction...

and story...short

short

I'm dumb,

I'll be right back.

As I...

expertly

wha- Wayne

What're you doin', Wayne?

Wayne

Wayne

Wayne

Wayne

Little too close there, buddy boo!

Little too close!

I don't appreciate that!

I know you're not a stranger, so "stranger danger" doesn't apply

But you can

still shut

the FUCK up

I'll hook you, bitch.

Does wadenbrady have to choke a BEATCH?!

WELL CHOKE YOURSELF!!!!

Alright, do I have enough to start building?

Do I?

Do I?

Do I have it?

Have I got it?

AXE? Since when I need an AXE?

OOOOHH

Chopoo downoo treez

I see how you do.

Okay, so, I need to make this.

Blehblehblehblehblehbleh

I need to make this: one nail at least.

Two cans?

HMM I probably need that base materia-

OH! A Standing lantern.

[GASPS] A CHAIR!?

THAT'LL GO PERFECTLY ON MY LONELINESS PORCH!

YES!! It's genius!

Whoda thunked?

I didn't thunk. I don't thunk anything.

I got dis'. I gonna fish now.

Oh, look at me: I'm fishing.

HEY

FISH

GET IN MY MOUTH and then go out my ass!

'Cause that's how eating works!

Gimme! Alright, I gotta raw mackeral.

I'm gonna eat that.

HEY! fucking godammit!

I'll hit you with my hammer

I'll fish you outta the ocean BIATCH!

You THINK? Oh, you think.

Oh, you think you can just

Eat away at my bullshit!

Well, FRICK you.

I don't have enough to defend from you

So, all I got are insults.

I'm the internet,

I can't actually do anyth... *laughs quietly*

oh, I should shut up.

Give me more metal. I know. I know I'm dying.I know

I know. It's my everyday life. I get it.

eeeEEEEEEaaaaaah!!!

I'VE GOT IT!

LAAAAAAH right there! That's a good

JAH!

That's a good one! oh, that's the best one!

Okay, good thing I got this.

uh blEahh

put this on. aand I'll gather more bullshit.

pblblt, survival. More like...

...I'm bored.

I apologize. my humor is normally top-notch

and that was just sub-par.

I-I'm at fault. I feel like we're all at fault for y-you guys allowing this to happen.

Alright, is this done yet?

No it's not done.

Oh, the sun's gonna go down. I don't remember the sun going down last time.

I remember it being all day all day long.

Hey, Wayne. How 'ya doin'?

You want me to stab you?

y-you want me to?

I'll do it y'know. I don't wanna

you're asking for it. gimme one more piece of metal.

I need to make a-hoo...

whoa. I am dying. I'm dying.

pick up drinkable water! Drink this water!

right now. Whoa, boy. Drink it!

I drank it? I think?

okay, I think I drank that.

okay! Now this is going bad for me.

So, I'm gonna make...

I'm gonna eat this.

YUM. YUM.

Goody-goody gumdrops. Okay, sooo

I just need to make another...

well, I needta make a spear first. cuz I'm gonna die

if waidenbrady comes back on me.

I'm gonna also eat a potato

right...

Yeah I am, fuck yeah that's good stuff

Come to me!

Come to papa!

right, well at least I'm doing a little bit better.

*begins singing*

?JUST NEED ONE?

?LITTLE THIIIIIING!?

?I JUST NEED OOOONE?

?PIECE OF SHIIIT!?

I don't think there was a day and night cycle before

Then again. as I've reiterated

I'm quite dumb

alright. da-doo-der-doo-duh

(doos and das)

?put that in my body?

?Gimme some metal!?

?Do you have metal??

?Anybody want some metal for me??

?nonono you don't. ?

?What about a lantern? that's a new thing!?

That - Oh, godammit! Wayne Brady!

F**k off! Hey!

Dick! right in the eye!

Fuck off Wayne Brady! huh?

you think you can be cool?! No!

(smart muttering)

So, Imma do this and I'm gonna put this rightmmmmmmm

Right there? AW YEAH!

HELL YEAH, BRAH

Hell yeah, brah

HELL yeahbrah

Okay, so, salmon cook

Alright, you cook up baby boo

You cook up!

I KNOW! I KNOW, I'M NOT HEALTHY! gugggh

*singings* Ah lee LAAAA di dee

La de dee da!

?I'm gonna put a potato in a plant.. pot... thiiiiing!?

Gonna put- mmmmm

Yeahahahahahahah- oh yeah!

That's good, oh yeah that's good!

Alright, put drinkable water, cook that

Woh, mackerel, oh hell yeah, in my belly

Okay, put that over there

get- let's get some - get some fi-

FISH! GET IN ME!

COME ON! IN ME NOW!

Hey! Get in me!

Okay, cool! good

Cooperate

Alright, finally, it's the break dawn

and I can see shit

See Wayne Brady still being an asshole over there

You wanna stop being an asshole for 2 seconds, Wayne Brady!?

HUUUH?

Don't make me call Ryan Stiles!

Don't make me! I'll do it

I don't wanna do it, but I'll do it

Nom nom

Okay - eyyyy my heart gone back up, baby

I feel looooove again!

What was that?

It was just sea

Wuh - fatigue?

I'm not in the water!

Come on, what do you think I'm dumb?

Woo- I see metal over there

Gonne get you!

I'm getting you!

Finally, okay! I think I got more scrap now

*sounds in Mark language*

Cause I'm gonna build!

I'm gonna build around my thing

hehheh just like this!

I'm smart, guys! I'm smart! I'm defending

Ey, look at me! Look how smart I am!

See gu- you see, guys?

I'm gonna get that! I built that just to get the scrap

Look guys, I'm smart!

Look, I'm sm- look how smart I am!

GUYS! LOOK HOW SMART I AM!

Cook baby- HEY! HEY!

HEY! WAYNE!

GODAMMIT WAYNE!

AW-DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!

WAYNE! STAHP EEETTTT!

I'm gonna kill you, and I don't want that!

Kinda want that, but-*mutters*

Don't make me want it, ya know?

Don't tease me.

I just wish people would ask for what they want!

Instead of hinting at it!

Okay...

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-I

okay, I got more rope now, okay, so

I got more rope.

I can build more...nets

which would be- EYYYY WAYNE!

WHAT'RE YOU DOING WAYNE! WAYNE!

Wayne! I know you want my mackerel but SHTAP IT!

WAYNE! *insulted*

*squeaky voice* My godamn raft!

*tiny voice* I think this is the...

this is *normal voice* a little too much

I can't handle this, Wayne

Wayne, you're a bit of a- you're an ass.

*quietly* You're an asshole

HABOOKski

Alright, so I'm tryna pull

tryna get a f- quintuple pull here, baby!

Yeah! Oh yeah

Oh, is that a quintuple pull?

Oh what's that you're saying?

They would have gone in my net anyway?

Welllaaaaall right, you're a-

you're a crazy person, cause that one didn't!

Alright, didn't then either

Okay, alright, just gonna keep flailing like a madman

Thank you

Thank you for that, okay.

Ummm, I guess I can make another planter

but I don't want to do a whole lot.

I need to storage- I need a chest!

Hell, yeah, I need a chest!

Oh hell yeah!

Okay, that's good.

That's the first time I've "leveled up"

to be able to get a chest

So how 'bout put this chest of valuables right by my-

oh, never mind.

Right by my...

How does it open?

Does it open that way?

I'm gonna put it right by my...

lantern, but not in the way...

right....

THERE!

Okay, that's a good spot, I like that.

So now I've got a chest that I can store stuff

all of my extra wood and shit.

All my wood- I'm gonna get so much crap now

that I got all this net!

Nothin' BUT net!

Got it

Now it's all wide-

Ayeeyeyye! Wayne!

You're goin' for the net?!

My nets!

Dude! I just put those down there!

Stop it! Hey!

Bitch! I'm gonna-

Ah- a few more stabs, and you're a dead

shhhhhark man

Okay! So I'm pretty much back to where I should have been

I know you've been listening to me blab for the last

15...10 minutes - I don't know how long

But! Hey! I finally gotten back to where I need to be!

Does that mean it's the end of the episode?

Nooooo!

COURSE IT'S NOT!

I HAVEN'T DONE- what have I done?

NOTHING!

"But Mark, when has that ever stopped you from ending an episode before?"

SHHHHH- you're right, I shouldn't be mad at you.

But!

Now I'm a changed man *laughs*

I meant that *laughs*

I- I'm not- eh, the irony of my laughing at that

is not...is not lost on me.

I'm a changed man *chuckles*

I swear *laughing*

*still chuckling* I swear I'm a changed man-

Stop!

Stop laughing!

It's not funny!

I'M A CHANGED MAN!

I'm-I'M HERE FOR CONTENT!

I'M HERE FOR SKILL!

*starts laughing again* I'm here to show you

how GOOOD I can be at games!

That's why I'm here!

*laughing quietly* My YouTube channel's all about it, guys.

What, you don't believe me?

Ahhh, you're so smart. *chuckles*

...idiot again, okay

Rotate that way, that's a better way to do it

Put that there, Imma even this out-ugh

I hate these

Whas- you can't fix 'em, that's the way it is!

It's...sss..s

The imperfections are what make it beautiful.

Right? That's what happens, right?

Ok, what am I making?

I'm making aaa ramp, that's right.

stairs

take me to other floors

of course

that's, THATS why we do these things that we do

rotate that

uh, yeah

oh that's nice

oh THATS good

*smacking sounds*

YeeeeeeasssSSS??

Is this what I want?

I don't think that's what I waaaaaant

I think this is what I want

Hang on, let me just-

I HAVE NO ROPE

GIMME ROPE DAMMIT

Ok, which way is correct

Not THAT way!

that

this

and that

Wayne, waddaya doin?

You getting jealous?

aaa I know.

I got a lot going on for me.

I'maaa getten big in this sphere

So what imma do here is I gotta

I

The only thing I really wanna make is my loneliness perch

which is

like OBVIOUSLY that's the only thing I wanna do

why would I want anything else?

well I ran out of...

whatever the hell I need right now

I don't even know what it is

PILLARS?

BOINK

ok, got a pillar

now I need to make another foundatiunn

boop

ok got that now I need to make a flur

lemme make dat

RIIIIIIIIght

dere

ok hablOOsh

ok!

alright!

I think this is coming together

It's almost there

not quite

needs a... little more HOMELY touch before I'm done with this

UMMMMANDTHENA

let's say uuuUUUUUUUUUUUMMM BEEP

WELL ALRIGHT that's a good place for that!

ALRIGHT

OK!

I got my loneliness perch

Can Is it down on that?

I'll just stand on it

you know standing's as good as sitting in my book

YEAH

YEAH LOOK UPON MY KINGDOM

and uhh...

fuck u wayne brady

that's what Imma say on my first

uhhh

DECREE

on my loneliness perch

and also...

I just wanna do a few quick things right here

to no one, cause no one's here

i am lonely

umm

I just wanna say

you've been

wayne

wayne

I

wayne

WAYNE

GOD DAMMIT WAYNE

I KNOW IM LON-

ohh you're dead now

oh

what's that?

hah

hu

HUH

you tried

and then you died

ohhh what does that say about

YUUUUuuuuuuu

alright now that I'm OFICIALLY lonely and I have ABSOLUTELY no friends

which is what I wanted from the beginning everybody can go awAY

UUH

here

So now that, uh, everybody has settled down, Im gonna take my little piece of Wayne Brady here and use it as a

blunt instrument

to make my POINT

ON MY LONELINESS PERCH

alright now LISTEN UP THIS TIME DONT

DONT DONT DONT DO NOTHING YOU'RE GONNA REGRET

OKAY?

AIGHT ok her-

I HAVE NO ONE BESIDE ME

THERE IS NO ONE I CAN CALL MY OWN

EVERYONE I'VE KNOWN AND LOVED

didn't DIE,

they PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN because

I was

"INSUFFERABLE"

BECAUSE

"THEY COULDN'T TAKE IT

ANYMORE"

BECAUSE

"I'M ANNOYING

TO THE POINT WHERE

PEOPLE

WANT TO

DIE"

WHATEVER

I'm just LETTING YOU ALL KNOW THIS

NO ONE

SO THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND MY FEELINGS

CAUSE SHARING EMOTIONS SHOULDNT BE PUNISHABLE BY

PLACEMENT ON A RAFT

get it?

IIMMM LONEEELLYYY

ok

alright then

hey look! stuff!

that's almost as good as friends

I need to up- increase production because it's not meetn standards

imma put this-

Im gonna make them counter-wumpus to each other

I like the word counter-wump-

th-thats a good one

alright well let's put this one counter-wumpus d-d-

THATS a good one

that's gonna be hard to collect

aw I didn't, I didn't make that efficient at all

GOOD

great

exactly what I was hoping for

alright is Wayne Brady back yet?

OHHHH there's wayne brady

ohhhhhohhh ok

too good to STAY DEAD

ohhh ok

that's what they told ME when I tried to be alive,

and look what HAPPENED to me!

In the middle of the ocean!

with no friends, sooo

you should consider yourself lucky

idiot

now one a THESE

alright, where should this one go

OH I, I KNOW, YOU KNOW, I've never really explored the possibility of

NIGHTTIME LONELINESS

so that, that's a thing I'd like to do

liiiike right aboutttt heya

let's make that improbable

it is not, it didn't work

alright, you know I'm good for that

BOINK

ok that's, that seems stable

good to have fire right by my

my BOAT

made of WOOD

yum

YUM

oh, wayne brady tasted GOOD

alright, so I got potaders

plantplantplant

plantplantplant plantplantplant

plantplantplant plantplantplant plantplantplant

ok we're good

glad I did that

that was a CHORE

that definitely

makes all my suffering seem worth it here in the open ocean with nobody to hold me

tight at night and call me lucy

aye don't question mine

I won't question yours

just looking for somebody to call me Lucy and hold me tight

is that so hard?

apparently it is

alright, yep, things are looking good!

things are looking up

I mean they're not looking up, I'm still just as, uh, lonely as ever

and sad

but you know, I, I've grown accustomed to it

i don't think

you know I don't think

I don't think

people need, um other people, in this world

I think they just need their little piece of uh, Wayne Brady

Uh, the clone of Wayne Brady over there

or, is that Greg Proops?

Greg?

Greeeg?

Gre- AW it's Greg.

It's Greg aww he's coming right for me

GrEEEAAAGGG

Greg Proops!

Aw man, yeah I'm a big fan

But if you could stop that and go to hell,

I'd like that a lot

ok

So Wayne Brady's dead

I ate him

every bit of him

he was delicious

oh wait one more morsel

mmmnomn

that was good stuff

So I'm just gonna be up here on my loneliness perch and uh,

now I've got a good platform with which to keep playing this game maybe!

If it decides to keep the save files, but

i bet it wooooont

you know, eh it's good! it's good

you guys wanna see more of this? I'll, I'll

I'll lose my mind a little more on camera for ya

It's not too bad I do it every video so what's this different?

SO

THANK YOU EVERYBODY SO MUCH FOR WATCHING

I hope you enjoyed this, so let me know how I did in the comments below and what you wanna see

Maybe I'll spell out "I'm lonely" in just... raft boards all along the ocean so that everybody

from space when they're having a cool time without me,

can see how LONELY I AM!

So thank you everybody for watching, and as always, I will see YOU... IN the next video. BUH-BYE!!

goodbye sun

you're leaving me too I see alright goodbye

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