Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier
and welcome back
to the horrible place in the middle of the ocean that is:
Now this is an updated version of the game
I'm late to the party
but I'm gonna play it anyway
because this is Version 1.05
instead of Version 1.04
and a lot of stuff has apparently been added to the game
I'm going to encapsulate the entirety of loneliness that is
my own sanity
whenever I go into this world that I... live in.
I'm dead....I...I'm like dead
I'm like dedy
I'm like dedy guys
I'm pretty ded
I'm pretty sure
that, uh, this ain't gonna go well for me
At least I got my hook~
The difference being-
I don't know what the fuck the difference is~
I know that WAYNE BRADY ain't dead no more
because I'm startin' over again
I gotta build my LONELINESS perch
to be able to declare my loneliness
to the nobody that's around me.
O hey Wayne Brady.
Am I not gonna get-
floating frond of...something
OHHHH, there it is!
How ya been, maaaan?
I'm a big fan~
Just not a big fan of you biting the ass of my boat.
some people pointed out:
that I was dumb.
"Happens all the time!"
Someone pointed out:
that I was dumb...
ooh, hang on, I need to
Can I pick tha-
I'm not pickin' that u-AHHH
Wayne, don' do that.
All right, let's try that again
without being dumb.
Can't pick up and swim at the same time, apparently
Apparently, that's just CHEATING...
*Mark tossing sound*
*sound of something being caught interpreted by Mark*
Gotcha- oh come on
Wayne, did you see that throw?
are you impressed by me yet?
When will Brady-senpai notice me...?
I'm gonna be farming for a bit
because obviously, I gotta get back
I don't want you guys to be like:
"Where's the progress, Markiplier?
"Where's the progress, Markiplier? We came here for
"Where's the progress, Markiplier? We came here for competent
"Where's the progress, Markiplier? We came here for competent RAFT"
"Where's the progress, Markiplier? We came here for competent RAFT gameplay!"
"And not to watch you lose your mind
"And not to watch you lose your mind like an idiot
"And not to watch you lose your mind like an idiot in the middle of the ocean."
"Why would we do that?"
"That's- are you stupid?"
"That's- are you stupid?" "Oh wait, yes you are!"
"Yeah, we know."
I get it: the insults hurt my feelings and emotions and I
in my 'hypothetical scenario'
I actually hurt my own feelings just there.
And I actually feel
I feel sad now, BUT
I'm gonna just-
I'm gonna just- I'm gonna just-
do this the best that I can
And then, uh...
*quietly* I'll be back in a second
*quietly* I'll be back in a second, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
OH YEAH WAIT
I forgot to even talk about why
You guys were saying I was stupid!
I DUNNO WHY
I DUNNO WHY I DUNNO WHY
Why am I stupid? Ah
Mystery to everybody
No one knows.
It's just an enigma.
built all of my valuable stuff:
my water purifier,
my other things that I was ta-
I have no idea what they are
But I built them all
on ONE square
like, if this was my only square,
I built them all right there instead of in the middle.
Where Wayne COULDN'T
bite the ass off of all of my economy.
somethin' I'm not gonna do
somethin' I'm not gonna do I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This time, maybe
I'm dumb and lonely~
and all my friends are dead
But I'm gonna kill him.
No, that sounds weird
I'm not gonna kill Wayne Brady.
I'm gonna kill THAT shark
whose name HAPPENS to be Wayne Brady!
That'll get me out of court *chuckles*
Yeah, that'll go well for me!
So, long story...
way too long introduction...
I'll be right back.
What're you doin', Wayne?
Little too close there, buddy boo!
Little too close!
I don't appreciate that!
I know you're not a stranger, so "stranger danger" doesn't apply
But you can
the FUCK up
I'll hook you, bitch.
Does wadenbrady have to choke a BEATCH?!
WELL CHOKE YOURSELF!!!!
Alright, do I have enough to start building?
Do I have it?
Have I got it?
AXE? Since when I need an AXE?
Chopoo downoo treez
I see how you do.
Okay, so, I need to make this.
I need to make this: one nail at least.
HMM I probably need that base materia-
OH! A Standing lantern.
[GASPS] A CHAIR!?
THAT'LL GO PERFECTLY ON MY LONELINESS PORCH!
YES!! It's genius!
I didn't thunk. I don't thunk anything.
I got dis'. I gonna fish now.
Oh, look at me: I'm fishing.
GET IN MY MOUTH and then go out my ass!
'Cause that's how eating works!
Gimme! Alright, I gotta raw mackeral.
I'm gonna eat that.
HEY! fucking godammit!
I'll hit you with my hammer
I'll fish you outta the ocean BIATCH!
You THINK? Oh, you think.
Oh, you think you can just
Eat away at my bullshit!
Well, FRICK you.
I don't have enough to defend from you
So, all I got are insults.
I'm the internet,
I can't actually do anyth... *laughs quietly*
oh, I should shut up.
Give me more metal. I know. I know I'm dying.I know
I know. It's my everyday life. I get it.
I'VE GOT IT!
LAAAAAAH right there! That's a good
That's a good one! oh, that's the best one!
Okay, good thing I got this.
put this on. aand I'll gather more bullshit.
pblblt, survival. More like...
I apologize. my humor is normally top-notch
and that was just sub-par.
I-I'm at fault. I feel like we're all at fault for y-you guys allowing this to happen.
Alright, is this done yet?
No it's not done.
Oh, the sun's gonna go down. I don't remember the sun going down last time.
I remember it being all day all day long.
Hey, Wayne. How 'ya doin'?
You want me to stab you?
y-you want me to?
I'll do it y'know. I don't wanna
you're asking for it. gimme one more piece of metal.
I need to make a-hoo...
whoa. I am dying. I'm dying.
pick up drinkable water! Drink this water!
right now. Whoa, boy. Drink it!
I drank it? I think?
okay, I think I drank that.
okay! Now this is going bad for me.
So, I'm gonna make...
I'm gonna eat this.
Goody-goody gumdrops. Okay, sooo
I just need to make another...
well, I needta make a spear first. cuz I'm gonna die
if waidenbrady comes back on me.
I'm gonna also eat a potato
Yeah I am, fuck yeah that's good stuff
Come to me!
Come to papa!
right, well at least I'm doing a little bit better.
?JUST NEED ONE?
?I JUST NEED OOOONE?
?PIECE OF SHIIIT!?
I don't think there was a day and night cycle before
Then again. as I've reiterated
I'm quite dumb
(doos and das)
?put that in my body?
?Gimme some metal!?
?Do you have metal??
?Anybody want some metal for me??
?nonono you don't. ?
?What about a lantern? that's a new thing!?
That - Oh, godammit! Wayne Brady!
F**k off! Hey!
Dick! right in the eye!
Fuck off Wayne Brady! huh?
you think you can be cool?! No!
So, Imma do this and I'm gonna put this rightmmmmmmm
Right there? AW YEAH!
HELL YEAH, BRAH
Hell yeah, brah
Okay, so, salmon cook
Alright, you cook up baby boo
You cook up!
I KNOW! I KNOW, I'M NOT HEALTHY! gugggh
*singings* Ah lee LAAAA di dee
La de dee da!
?I'm gonna put a potato in a plant.. pot... thiiiiing!?
Gonna put- mmmmm
Yeahahahahahahah- oh yeah!
That's good, oh yeah that's good!
Alright, put drinkable water, cook that
Woh, mackerel, oh hell yeah, in my belly
Okay, put that over there
get- let's get some - get some fi-
FISH! GET IN ME!
COME ON! IN ME NOW!
Hey! Get in me!
Okay, cool! good
Alright, finally, it's the break dawn
and I can see shit
See Wayne Brady still being an asshole over there
You wanna stop being an asshole for 2 seconds, Wayne Brady!?
Don't make me call Ryan Stiles!
Don't make me! I'll do it
I don't wanna do it, but I'll do it
Okay - eyyyy my heart gone back up, baby
I feel looooove again!
What was that?
It was just sea
Wuh - fatigue?
I'm not in the water!
Come on, what do you think I'm dumb?
Woo- I see metal over there
Gonne get you!
I'm getting you!
Finally, okay! I think I got more scrap now
*sounds in Mark language*
Cause I'm gonna build!
I'm gonna build around my thing
hehheh just like this!
I'm smart, guys! I'm smart! I'm defending
Ey, look at me! Look how smart I am!
See gu- you see, guys?
I'm gonna get that! I built that just to get the scrap
Look guys, I'm smart!
Look, I'm sm- look how smart I am!
GUYS! LOOK HOW SMART I AM!
Cook baby- HEY! HEY!
AW-DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!
WAYNE! STAHP EEETTTT!
I'm gonna kill you, and I don't want that!
Kinda want that, but-*mutters*
Don't make me want it, ya know?
Don't tease me.
I just wish people would ask for what they want!
Instead of hinting at it!
okay, I got more rope now, okay, so
I got more rope.
I can build more...nets
which would be- EYYYY WAYNE!
WHAT'RE YOU DOING WAYNE! WAYNE!
Wayne! I know you want my mackerel but SHTAP IT!
*squeaky voice* My godamn raft!
*tiny voice* I think this is the...
this is *normal voice* a little too much
I can't handle this, Wayne
Wayne, you're a bit of a- you're an ass.
*quietly* You're an asshole
Alright, so I'm tryna pull
tryna get a f- quintuple pull here, baby!
Yeah! Oh yeah
Oh, is that a quintuple pull?
Oh what's that you're saying?
They would have gone in my net anyway?
Welllaaaaall right, you're a-
you're a crazy person, cause that one didn't!
Alright, didn't then either
Okay, alright, just gonna keep flailing like a madman
Thank you for that, okay.
Ummm, I guess I can make another planter
but I don't want to do a whole lot.
I need to storage- I need a chest!
Hell, yeah, I need a chest!
Oh hell yeah!
Okay, that's good.
That's the first time I've "leveled up"
to be able to get a chest
So how 'bout put this chest of valuables right by my-
oh, never mind.
Right by my...
How does it open?
Does it open that way?
I'm gonna put it right by my...
lantern, but not in the way...
Okay, that's a good spot, I like that.
So now I've got a chest that I can store stuff
all of my extra wood and shit.
All my wood- I'm gonna get so much crap now
that I got all this net!
Nothin' BUT net!
Now it's all wide-
You're goin' for the net?!
Dude! I just put those down there!
Stop it! Hey!
Bitch! I'm gonna-
Ah- a few more stabs, and you're a dead
Okay! So I'm pretty much back to where I should have been
I know you've been listening to me blab for the last
15...10 minutes - I don't know how long
But! Hey! I finally gotten back to where I need to be!
Does that mean it's the end of the episode?
COURSE IT'S NOT!
I HAVEN'T DONE- what have I done?
"But Mark, when has that ever stopped you from ending an episode before?"
SHHHHH- you're right, I shouldn't be mad at you.
Now I'm a changed man *laughs*
I meant that *laughs*
I- I'm not- eh, the irony of my laughing at that
is not...is not lost on me.
I'm a changed man *chuckles*
I swear *laughing*
*still chuckling* I swear I'm a changed man-
It's not funny!
I'M A CHANGED MAN!
I'm-I'M HERE FOR CONTENT!
I'M HERE FOR SKILL!
*starts laughing again* I'm here to show you
how GOOOD I can be at games!
That's why I'm here!
*laughing quietly* My YouTube channel's all about it, guys.
What, you don't believe me?
Ahhh, you're so smart. *chuckles*
...idiot again, okay
Rotate that way, that's a better way to do it
Put that there, Imma even this out-ugh
I hate these
Whas- you can't fix 'em, that's the way it is!
The imperfections are what make it beautiful.
Right? That's what happens, right?
Ok, what am I making?
I'm making aaa ramp, that's right.
take me to other floors
that's, THATS why we do these things that we do
oh that's nice
oh THATS good
Is this what I want?
I don't think that's what I waaaaaant
I think this is what I want
Hang on, let me just-
I HAVE NO ROPE
GIMME ROPE DAMMIT
Ok, which way is correct
Not THAT way!
Wayne, waddaya doin?
You getting jealous?
aaa I know.
I got a lot going on for me.
I'maaa getten big in this sphere
So what imma do here is I gotta
The only thing I really wanna make is my loneliness perch
like OBVIOUSLY that's the only thing I wanna do
why would I want anything else?
well I ran out of...
whatever the hell I need right now
I don't even know what it is
ok, got a pillar
now I need to make another foundatiunn
ok got that now I need to make a flur
lemme make dat
I think this is coming together
It's almost there
needs a... little more HOMELY touch before I'm done with this
let's say uuuUUUUUUUUUUUMMM BEEP
WELL ALRIGHT that's a good place for that!
I got my loneliness perch
Can Is it down on that?
I'll just stand on it
you know standing's as good as sitting in my book
YEAH LOOK UPON MY KINGDOM
fuck u wayne brady
that's what Imma say on my first
on my loneliness perch
I just wanna do a few quick things right here
to no one, cause no one's here
i am lonely
I just wanna say
GOD DAMMIT WAYNE
I KNOW IM LON-
ohh you're dead now
and then you died
ohhh what does that say about
alright now that I'm OFICIALLY lonely and I have ABSOLUTELY no friends
which is what I wanted from the beginning everybody can go awAY
So now that, uh, everybody has settled down, Im gonna take my little piece of Wayne Brady here and use it as a
to make my POINT
ON MY LONELINESS PERCH
alright now LISTEN UP THIS TIME DONT
DONT DONT DONT DO NOTHING YOU'RE GONNA REGRET
AIGHT ok her-
I HAVE NO ONE BESIDE ME
THERE IS NO ONE I CAN CALL MY OWN
EVERYONE I'VE KNOWN AND LOVED
they PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN because
"THEY COULDN'T TAKE IT
TO THE POINT WHERE
I'm just LETTING YOU ALL KNOW THIS
SO THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND MY FEELINGS
CAUSE SHARING EMOTIONS SHOULDNT BE PUNISHABLE BY
PLACEMENT ON A RAFT
hey look! stuff!
that's almost as good as friends
I need to up- increase production because it's not meetn standards
imma put this-
Im gonna make them counter-wumpus to each other
I like the word counter-wump-
th-thats a good one
alright well let's put this one counter-wumpus d-d-
THATS a good one
that's gonna be hard to collect
aw I didn't, I didn't make that efficient at all
exactly what I was hoping for
alright is Wayne Brady back yet?
OHHHH there's wayne brady
too good to STAY DEAD
that's what they told ME when I tried to be alive,
and look what HAPPENED to me!
In the middle of the ocean!
with no friends, sooo
you should consider yourself lucky
now one a THESE
alright, where should this one go
OH I, I KNOW, YOU KNOW, I've never really explored the possibility of
so that, that's a thing I'd like to do
liiiike right aboutttt heya
let's make that improbable
it is not, it didn't work
alright, you know I'm good for that
ok that's, that seems stable
good to have fire right by my
made of WOOD
oh, wayne brady tasted GOOD
alright, so I got potaders
plantplantplant plantplantplant plantplantplant
ok we're good
glad I did that
that was a CHORE
makes all my suffering seem worth it here in the open ocean with nobody to hold me
tight at night and call me lucy
aye don't question mine
I won't question yours
just looking for somebody to call me Lucy and hold me tight
is that so hard?
apparently it is
alright, yep, things are looking good!
things are looking up
I mean they're not looking up, I'm still just as, uh, lonely as ever
but you know, I, I've grown accustomed to it
i don't think
you know I don't think
I don't think
people need, um other people, in this world
I think they just need their little piece of uh, Wayne Brady
Uh, the clone of Wayne Brady over there
or, is that Greg Proops?
Gre- AW it's Greg.
It's Greg aww he's coming right for me
Aw man, yeah I'm a big fan
But if you could stop that and go to hell,
I'd like that a lot
So Wayne Brady's dead
I ate him
every bit of him
he was delicious
oh wait one more morsel
that was good stuff
So I'm just gonna be up here on my loneliness perch and uh,
now I've got a good platform with which to keep playing this game maybe!
If it decides to keep the save files, but
i bet it wooooont
you know, eh it's good! it's good
you guys wanna see more of this? I'll, I'll
I'll lose my mind a little more on camera for ya
It's not too bad I do it every video so what's this different?
THANK YOU EVERYBODY SO MUCH FOR WATCHING
I hope you enjoyed this, so let me know how I did in the comments below and what you wanna see
Maybe I'll spell out "I'm lonely" in just... raft boards all along the ocean so that everybody
from space when they're having a cool time without me,
can see how LONELY I AM!
So thank you everybody for watching, and as always, I will see YOU... IN the next video. BUH-BYE!!
you're leaving me too I see alright goodbye