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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -- SAOIRSE RONAN.

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>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

IT IS SO GREAT TO BE HERE HOSTING THE ST. PATRICK'S DAY

EPISODE OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

JUST A FEW MONTHS EARLY. YES I AM VERY IRISH AND I HAVE

AN EXTREMELY IRISH NAME. SOME WHO SAY TOO IRISH.

>> IT'S SAOIRSE. IT MEANS FREEDOM.

BUT I'VE GOT TO A LITTLE PROBLEM.

IT'S SPELLED -- WELL IT'S ILD SPELLED WRONG.

IT IS A FULL TYPO. S-A-O-I-R-S-E.

YOU CAN SEY PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME.

IF IT WAS A WHEEL OF FORTUNE PUZZLE, YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT.

TOO MANY VOWELS. GOD BLESS THEM, NO ONE HAS BEEN

ABLE TO PRONOUNCE MY NAME. NOT EVEN CLOSE.

>> "HEY, SAOIRSE." HAVE A GREAT SHOW.

>> THANKS, LESLIE. IT'S PRONOUNCED SAOIRSE.

>> SAOIRSE. >> NO, IT'S SAOIRSE, LIKE

INERTIA. >> I HAVE A COUSIN NAMED

INERTIA. >> OH, YEAH, SEE WHAT I MEAN?

I MADE UP A LITTLE TUNE I MADE UP TO HELP YOU

REMEMBER.

♪♪♪ ♪ IT'S SAOIRSE WITH AN R

NOT CERSEI WITH R CAUSE CERSEI WITH AN R GOES OR

NOT R ♪ ♪ IT'S INSTEAD OF

O INSTEAD OF E SIMPLE AS CAN BE

SEE SAOIRSESEE, TOTALLY EASY.

SO EASY. >> HEY GIRL.

>> OH, HEY KATE. HAVE YOU COME TO SING MY SONG

WITH ME? >> NO, HONEY, THE SONG IS NOT AS

HELPFUL AS YOU THINK IT IS.

YOU MIGHT BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN PRONOUNCE THE NAME.

>> REALLY? DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT WITH ME?

>> OH, LOVELY BONES, I CAN'T SAY NO TO YOU.

LET'S GO. ♪ IT'S SAOIRSE WITH AN R

NOT CERSEI WITH R CAUSE CERSEI WITH AN R GOES OR

NOT R ♪ ♪ IT'S INSTEAD OF

O INSTEAD OF E SIMPLE AS CAN BE

SEE SAOIRSE ♪ >> YOU REALLY GOT IT.

>> OF COURSE I DID, I'M FLUENT IN NON-SENSE.

IT'S MY SIXTH SEASON. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY

RACCOONS I'VE PLAYED? >> HI GIRL.

>> OH, HEY. >> YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED YOU

TO KNOW THAT I CAN SAY YOUR NAME BECAUSE I'M ALSO IRISH.

YEAH, IN THE SENSE THAT MY TEETH ARE SUPER SOFT, AND I THINK

SELTZER IS SPICY AND I ALWAYS LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE.

>> OH, OKAY, WELL, LET'S TRY IT. ♪♪♪

IT'S -- >> YEAH SHE'S' GONE.

SHE'S GONE. SHE REALLY DID DO AN IRISH

GOOD-BYE THERE. JUST SO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND, IT'S

NOT ACTUALLY AN IRISH TRADITION, IT'S JUST QUITE RUDE.

>> HEY, SORE CHEESE. >> IT'S ACTUALLY --

>> YEAH, PEOPLE MESS UP MY NAME ALL THE TIME, TOO.

SO I MADE UP A SONG OF MY OWN. ♪ IT'S BECK WITH A B

AND BECK WITH AN E AND BECK WITH A C

IT'S BECK ♪ >> THAT WAS LOVELY.

AND I DON'T THINK YOU SPELLED IT QUITE RIGHT.

BUT WELL DONE. HOW ABOUT WE ALL DO MY SONG ONE

MORE TIME, TOGETHER. ♪ IT'S SAOIRSE WITH AN R

NOT CERSEI WITH R CAUSE >> BECK WITH A B.

CERSEI WITH AN R GOES OR NOT R

IT'S INSTEAD OF >> BECK WITH AN E.

O INSTEAD OF E >> BECK WITH A C.

SIMPLE AS CAN BE SEE SAOIRSE

SIMPLE AS CAN BE IT'S INERTIA

>> WE HAVE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

U2 IS HERE. STICK AROUND.

AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪♪♪

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