- I can't take it! It's too cute!
- This is the best challenge ever. Keep 'em coming.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (FBE) Today we've got a challenge for you.
- Okay. What's that challenge?
- (FBE) We are gonna show you a series of videos,
and you have to try to get through them all...
without awwing. - Aww! (giggles) I lost already.
- Oh my god! I'm gonna fail.
- Aw is part of my daily vocabulary. (chuckles) I can't do that.
That's like an "lol" in a text message.
- I didn't very well on this last time.
- If you say, "Hey Sid, there's a cute thing on the internet
we're going to watch today," I'm gonna go, "Aww."
Everything is cute. - (FBE) So you can't do
any smiling, laughing, or awwing,
but if you do, you'll get to come back in on the next video.
How do you think you're gonna do today?
- Oh, according to challenge rules, I'm gonna do terrible,
but according to my own rules, I'm gonna be a winner,
and I'm gonna really enjoy this. - It's a gift to be in these videos.
- I loved doing this challenge before.
I had such a great time, and I left the studio feeling so good,
but I lost on every single video.
- Well, the first time I did this challenge,
I didn't think it was gonna be very hard,
and as soon as I saw something cute, I could feel the "aww" forming
at the back of my throat. Just gotta tap into my inner Luke.
- Oh, you're gonna do this to me again?
This was so easy last time.
I'm gonna do fantastic, and there's nothing you can do.
You cannot take me down. This one I'm inclined to win now,
'cause I've talked a lot of shit,
and if I lose, that's gonna look real bad.
- Let's see. Let's do this. I'm ready.
- "Rescued baby otter's first time back in the water."
(inhales and exhales nervously)
- Ah, oh my god! Its little paws! (buzzer)
- (gasps) (croaking)
I can't take it! It's too cute! (buzzer)
- Uhh. (laughs softly) Damn.
I tried not to saw "aw," but it was just too... (laughs)
(buzzer)
- (laughs)
- (otter chirping) (buzzer)
- No! (laughs) Oh, it's so cute! (laughs)
(buzzer)
- It's chirping!
(otter chirps loudly) - No! It's too cute! (laughs)
(buzzer)
(otter chirping) - All right, that...
I was struggling, and then that noise
really just turned it all off.
(otter chirping)
- (high-pitched groan) (buzzer)
(otter chirps) - (laughs) It's so...
(buzzer)
- That's a noise. That is a noise.
(buzzer)
(otter chirping) - (exhales shakily)
(laughs) Aww! Come on!
That's so cute! (buzzer)
- It's just staring at me.
Okay. Can I smile now? - (FBE) Yeah.
- "Baby has surprise for Dad's birthday."
- (dad mumbling) - Oh yeah, let's have children
make a horrible mess. That's very endearing.
- I wonder what's gonna happen? - (baby) Dad.
- (dad) She just say daddy? - (baby) Daddy!
- (woman gasps) Oh my gosh, she did! - (dad) Daddy?
Oh my goodness!
- (laughs) (buzzer)
- (dad) She just say daddy? - I think I'm smiling.
- (woman) Oh my gosh, she did! - (dad) Daddy?
- I thought I could make it through that one, too.
(buzzer)
- (dad) You said it on my birthday?
- Aw, for the first time? (buzzer)
- (dad) You said it on my birthday?
- First word was "daddy" on his birthday?
- (dad) You're so awesome. - Okay, that's really cute.
(buzzer)
- (dad) She just say daddy? - (baby) Daddy!
- (woman) Oh my gosh, she did! - (dad) Daddy?
Oh my goodness. - Aww! (laughs)
Look how happy he is. (buzzer)
- (dad) She just say daddy? - (baby) Daddy!
- Aww. - (woman) Oh my gosh, she did!
- (dad) Daddy?
- That was the smallest "aw." It just-- it just-- it was natural.
It happened. (laughs) (buzzer)
- (baby) Daddy! - (gasp)
- (dad) Daddy? She just say daddy? - (baby) Daddy!
- Oh, that counts? Oh, that counts?! (buzzer)
- (dad) Oh my goodness! - Aww!
Oh, dang it! (laughs)
Oh jeez, I didn't even know I did it! (laughs)
(buzzer)
- (dad) She just say daddy? - (baby) Daddy!
- (woman gasps) Oh my gosh, she did! - That's her first word.
- (dad) Daddy? - I could say "daddy."
- (dad) Oh my goodness. - Boy, I sure do love
watching life milestones from babies I've never met.
- (dad) ...my birthday. - I did not hear "daddy."
I think that was a stretch.
- This is more like try not to cry, 'cause I'm about to cry right now!
That was so adorable.
- (in high pitch) No! No!
His name is Hank? (buzzer)
- Uh-oh. I love little pigs, too. (gasps)
- (chuckles)
(buzzer)
- (chuckles) (buzzer)
- Mm, aw. (laughs) (buzzer)
- "He does his own stunts." Oh no.
(chuckles) All right. I don't know what you expect me to do with that.
(buzzer)
- (laughs) (buzzer)
- (suppresses laugh)
That was really cute. (laughs) (buzzer)
- (laughs) (buzzer)
- "And he loves to goof around."
So do I. Aww. (buzzer)
- That's a fun game with the circles.
Dog out of nowhere! Oh, that almost got me.
- Oh my god, that was very difficult,
'cause that pig was adorable. - I was honestly
gonna lose at the dog, because that's just my first reaction
to every time I see a dog. It's like, oh my god! A dog!
- This is the best challenge ever. Keep 'em coming.
- (chuckles) I can't. I can't, Derek. I'm sorry.
I can't! It's a cat. I'm gonna laugh and smile.
(buzzer)
- (chuckles) Damnit! (buzzer)
- Oh, no. Kittens?! - Okay, see,
I'm not a big fan of cats. But they are cute.
- I'm gonna make it through this one.
- I got through a cat one! I feel-- I accomplished
whatever I could've set out to do by surviving that.
- Oh, see, I'm not a cat person, so this is okay.
- I feel like this should have some dubstep over it.
- I'm just waiting for the (imitates techno beat).
♪ (electronic music) ♪
- That was okay! I made it through.
- (exhales) That was close.
- (boy) What is that? - Oh my god.
Does he have a little accent? - (boy) That's me!
- (woman) No, it's not you. - (boy) You?
- (woman) No. - (boy) I don't know.
- (woman) Guess what? - If he cries, I'm done.
- (woman) You're going to be a big brother.
- (boy) Is that your baby? - (woman) Yeah.
- (laughs) Aw! Come on!! (buzzer)
- (woman) ...in my belly. - (boy) Is it in your belly?
- (woman) Yeah. - (boy) Just now?
- (woman) Yeah. - (chuckles) All right, I will say,
the accent is what's cute, okay? (buzzer)
- (boy) Is it in your belly? - (woman) Yeah.
- (boy) Just now? - This is cute! (laughs) I'm sorry.
I'm not sorry. (buzzer)
- (boy) Just now? - (woman) Yeah.
- (boy) Is it? - (woman) That's where I've been,
to the hospital. - (boy) Ah!
- Aw! (buzzer)
- (boy) Is it? - (woman) That's where I've been,
to the hospital. - (boy) Ah!
- Aww! (laughs) (buzzer)
- (boy) Are you really having a baby?
- (woman) Yeah. - I have to smile at this.
This is so cute! (buzzer)
- (woman) It's very tiny. It's about that small, look.
- (boy laughs) I'm going to be... - (laughs) I can't!
(buzzer)
- (boy) I hope you're not joking. - (woman) I'm not joking--
- (boy) He can sleep in my bed.
- Aww. (buzzer)
- (boy) ...you're not joking. - (woman) I'm not joking--
- (boy) He can sleep in my bed.
- Aww. He's gonna share his bed. (buzzer)
- (boy) He can sleep in my bed, if you want.
- (woman) Really? - More big life moments
from children I've never met. - He's the best big brother for now.
- Just wait till he's like 12, and you're 16, and he wants
to be friends with all your friends,
and then you're just pissed off at him,
'cause he's your dweeby little brother.
Just wait. - (woman) Come on.
Get out of the bathtub. (dog whines)
- Aww! I can't anymore. (buzzer)
- (woman) Come on. Get out of the bathtub.
(dog whines)
- (chuckles) - (woman) Come on,
let's go for a walk.
Come on!
- Oh, man. If that's not me. (buzzer)
- (woman) Come on. Get out of the bathtub.
(dog whines) - (laughs)
Same, though! (buzzer)
- (woman) Come on. Get out of the bathtub.
(dog whines) - (snickers)
- (woman) Come on, let's go for a walk. Come on!
- I apologize for this one. (buzzer)
- (woman) Come on. Get out of the bathtub.
(dog whines)
Come on, let's go for a walk.
Come on! - [Bleep] you, man.
- (woman) I'm not turning on the water, come on.
- Aww. - (woman) Come on.
- (laughs) He just wants her
to turn the wa-- oh my gosh. (buzzer)
- (woman) I'm not turning on the water, come on.
- He wants the water turned on! (buzzer)
- (woman) Let's go for a walk.
(dog's whining intensifies) Come on.
- (laughs) (buzzer)
- (woman) I'm not turning on the water, come on.
- (laughs) He wants the water turned on.
(buzzer)
- (woman) Let's go for a walk. - We're not gonna-- no, bad.
(laughs) Oh, come on! (buzzer)
- (woman) Come on. (dog's whining intensifies)
Let's go for a walk.
- (chuckles) It's so cute! (buzzer)
- (woman) Come on! - I don't like it anymore at all.
- (woman) Get out of the batthub. Come on.
(dog whining) - Don't get me wrong,
I love me a husky, but that got real old, real fast.
- (man) An animal which does not seclude too well
if they get very high-protein-- - Uh-oh. Every video's uh-oh to me.
- (man) ...the best way to maintain them is to...
- Alyssa probably did terrible at this one if she's in this episode.
- Are they gonna be purring? Are they gonna be cheering? (laughs)
I'm sorry!
(in high-pitch) Meow! Meow!
(laughs) They're so cute. (buzzer)
(cheetahs meowing)
- (man) You're basically looking at a racehorse
that needs to be kept lean and...
- (laughs) These meows are so disproportionately tiny.
(buzzer)
(cheetahs meowing) - Are they meowing?!
- Whoa. I had no idea they meow.
- Yeah, they don't make the sound you would expect
a large killer cat to make.
- I think they're more scary than cute.
- (man) ...a larynx like a lion or a tiger,
so you'll never hear them roar. (cheetahs meowing)
This isn't getting to me,
because I'm listening to the information
being provided by the gentleman in the background.
- (man) Females have a call we call a stutter call, and...
- It's just so crazy. If you saw one of those coming for you,
it would be so scary, but as soon as you heard that sound,
you'd be like, (laughs).
Yeah, you're gonna tear me limb from limb, sure.
- (FBE) So Luke, you won again. (ding)
- There's a lot of darkness inside of me.
(brightly) But no, don't be concerned!
That's just who I am. I think you guys can do better.
You can make this harder for me.
- According to the rules of the game, I did not do well,
but I had a great time. - Best challenge ever.
I wanna be in every one of these.
- Thanks for watching us try not to "aww" on the React Channel.
- Don't forget to subscribe to new shows every week.
- You think you can find something that can make me "aww"?
Put it in the comments. Bring it on! - Bye, guys.
- Hey, everybody. Derek here, one of the React Channel producers.
Thank you so much for watching another episode of Staff Reacts.
I say another because we made a bunch before.
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