Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Jelly Bean Breakfast Taste Test

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(rooster crows)

(lion roars)

- (giggles)

- Welcome to Good Mythical More.

- Oh, a 10 word story!

All right, all right,

this is one where you just create a 10 word story,

You know, Link, you start.

- Please.

- Help.

- Me.

- Go.

- To.

- The.

- Bathroom.

- So.

- I'll.

- Succeed.

- Wow.

(clapping and laughter)



- Please help me go to the bathroom so I'll succeed.

- If you don't,

I feel like if I poop first thing in the morning,

I'm off to a good start.

- Yeah, man.

- I did, I pooped this morning.

- I did not.

- Yeah, I didn't either.

I used to when I had my morning coffee.

That's actually one of the reasons

I stopped doing the morning coffee

because it made that happen,

but then it made it happen too much.

- My nose is still running from the--

- That was a great way to start my day.

Maybe I should go back to that,

and evacuate right at the beginning of the day, Mother.

- I like to poop, then I like to eat toothpaste,

hot peppers, earthworms, but not stinky sock.

- What is the story with that video, though?

- Mother was supposed to say in unison...


And she never did.

- We don't typically rank those videos,

but that's the best one there's ever been.

- I agree.

- I was like, "Mom's back there."

I just wanna acknowledge, before we get into

we're gonna take the

How Well Do We Know Elle Mills online survey.

- Yes.

- And then there's also a

How Well Do You Know Rhett and Link survey,

which we will administer to you.

- Yes.

- But the new trivia answer to the question,

"Who's the guest that gagged the most

"on Good Mythical Mornings?" is now you.

- Me?

I'm honored.


- You have taken the,

what's the thing, cake?

- The cake.

- The cake.

- Yeah.

- I can't really think staight.

- Watching you eat that worm,

I could do that every day.


- Your mouth was shivering.

- Yeah, it was the worst thing I've ever done.


- Yeah, come back any time you want.

- All right, what's our first question, Elle?

- Okay, question number one,

when is Elle Mills's b-day?

Is it, shall I just say the answer?

- Sure.

- Give us the choices.

- Option one, July 17th, 1998,

November 17, 1945,

April 7th, 1990,

June 14th, 1996.

- Well, I wasn't a math major, but...

- You're not 29.

- I do know that you just turned 21,

so I'm gonna say A, July 17th, 1998.

- Gave that away to you too.

- That's true, I'm going to agree.

July 17th, 1998.

- That is correct.

- Whoooh!

- We were sophomores in college.


Oh, and I win something, right?

So, is this my first course?

- [Off-Screen Woman] Mm-hmm.

- What is this?

Pancakes and maple syrup.

- Oh, that's cute.

- Look at this.

- Oh, so they took all the jelly beans in that flavor

and made them into the thing that they are.

- [Link] I this my entire breakfast,

or is this the first?

- [Off-Screen Woman] They didn't come out--

- Oh, yeah.

- So creative.

Link, Link, would you be willing to share just a little bit,

considering that--

- I forgot you won.

- I won three of the five rounds.

- I would love for you guys to try.

- Just to taste it.

- It's kinda like peanut brittle.

Except peanuts, this is jellybean.

It tastes good, though.

- Oh, hard!


- That's some good stuff.

All right, Elle, give us the next question.

- Okay. Where was Elle Mills born?

Ontario, Canada,

Boracay, Philippines,

Manila, Philippines,

In a hospital. (laughs)

- Okay.

Were you a home birth?

Where you one of those babies that was born underwater?

'Cause you know those exist.

- I know. In the bathtub, right? (laughs)

- Yeah, like women spread their legs underwater.

- Babies swim out.

- Some women do it in a stream.

- Like trout, are you talking about trout?

- There's a woman on YouTube,

you can watch a human woman

have a baby in a stream on YouTube.

- Okay.

- (laughs)

- Stop everything. That's now what we're doing.

- Yeah. Well, I mean, nevermind.

- I'm gonna say in the hospital,

'cause I don't think you were a stream birth.

- Well, I know you live in Ottawa,

that's how you told me to say it, right?

- Yes, that's exactly how I told you to say it. (laughs)

- Ottaw is how she said it,

so I only know it's Ottawa.

I'm gonna say Ontario, Canada.

- Okay, well, there are two correct answers, I guess.

- And in a hospital.

- In a hospital in Manila, Philippines.

- You're correct.

- Yeah, I was born in the Philippines.

Ontario, Canada, that's the province.

Ottawa was in Ontario.


- I knew that. I knew that.

- Just some Canadian facts for you.

- So, Rhett, you got one right.

When did you move from the Philippines?

- When I was line one.

- Okay, oh, so now we got smoothie blend.

- [Rhett] What's your favorite memory from the Philippines?

- Being born. (laughs)

- All right, give us another question.

And this is, this jellybean smoothie?


- Yum.

- What's the next question?

- Oh, sorry.

Elle Mills favorite drink,

Water, Cherry Coke, Coke, Pepsi, or Sprite?

- Wow, this is good!

That is a thick beverage.

I'd let you try it, but I'm...

- Yeah.

- A little under the weather.

- Gotcha.

- Okay, so favorite drink.

Something tells me that you like Sprite.

- I think you're a Cherry Coke gal.

- Okay, both wrong.

Yeah, Cherry Coke's my least favorite drink.

- Mine too.

- It's Coke.

- Oh, just straight up Coke?

- Yes, just straight up Coke.

- All right, next question.

And this is the final one, so Rhett, you got one right.

I gotta tie you with this.

- We both got the first one right.

- Oh, we did?

- I love the wording.

Which would Elle Mills prefer?

This one is easy.

McDonald's or Wendy's?

- Well, it says Wendy, first of all.

- Oh, sorry, Wendy.

- Is Wendy the same thing as Wendy's?

- Look at this, guys.

- Grapefruit, oh, cute.

- It is an actual grapefruit

made out of jellybean.

- Oh, my God!

These are all made of jellybeans?

- Yes.

- (laughs)

- Oh, my God!

- Yeah, that's kinda been the theme.

- Here, taste it.

Break it apart, take some of it.

- McDonald's or Wendy?

- See, you can tell that's jellybean.

Do you wanna try it?

- I'm just tryna figure out

has your Canadian sensibility informed this answer?

- I don't know, I guess.

- Boy, that's a good jellybean.

Grapefruit jellybeans are good!

- I think I know this about you.

- Oh, you do?

- It tastes just like grapefruit!

- Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know

that the answer is McDonald's.

- I don't know, so I'm gonna go with someone who does know.


- Okay, you are both wrong.

It is Wendy.


- So, you don't know?


- I said I think I know.


I didn't say I do know.

- All right.

So, now, Elle, you're gonna take a Rhett and Link quiz.

- Okay, cool.

- What is Rhett's favorite food?

Baked beans, candy, pizza, ice cream, lolly pops, um...

- This is amazing, by the way.

This one right here is good.

- I feel like, right now, in between baked beans or pizza.

I say baked beans because, I don't know, it feels...

You're Southern, right?

- Yeah.

- So, is it not very Southern, or am I wrong?

- You're right.

- Okay, let's just go with that, let's go with baked beans.

- Wow, I am known for really liking beans, yes.

That's crazy.

I actually have a top 100 foods that everything is,

there's a big rotation,

but if I had to be pinned down,

I'd be pinned down with baked beans.


- Yay!

- If you know Rhett and Link,

what is Link's favorite food?

This one's phrased a little differently.

So, when you get a question too,

their like, "If you know Rhett and Link,

"what is Link's favorite food?"

- What's my favorite food?

Is it baked beans, lolly pops, cereal,

something, Who careds, pizza, of course?

Who careds.

- There's not much of a screening process

for creating one of these quizzes.

- Not really.

I'm gonna say the safe answer is 'something'.

- Yeah.

- So, I'm gonna go with 'something'.

- Okay, what's your...

That's not correct.

- (laughs) How about it's between cereal and pizza for me,

for some reason.

I'm gonna go cereal.

- Wow.

- Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

- You're good at this.

- That's right.

- You're good at this.

- Check this out, guys.

They have made bacon out of jellybeans,

and eggs out of...

Oh, gosh, rotten eggs.

- [Elle] Oh.

- You can have that, I'm not interested.

- I know what bacon flavored stuff tastes like,

it never tastes like bacon.

- Yeah, no thank you.

- Oh, wow.

You gotta try the bacon.

I really think.

Take it, each take a piece of that.

You don't even have to chew it, it just kinda like.

- I mean, yeah, but...

- It gets worse the longer--

- Yeah. (laughs)

- It's got that just liquid smoke.

- For that original.

- All right, what is Rhett and Link's morning talk show?

CBS News, Good Mythical Morning,

I don't know, or Today?

- That's a tough one.

I'm gonna go with Good Mythical Morning.

- Ding, ding, ding.

Oh, you're three for three.

And the last one, hold on.

- Second to last.

- Second to last?

There's two more?

- I have to recommend this.

I know that it says that it's rotten eggs,

but it actually tastes really good.

- I quit trusting you a long time ago.

Oh, gosh.

- (laughs)


- That's real bad.

What is Link's real name?

Bobby Joe Neal, Michal Leanna Scoot,

Charles Lincoln Neal, Rhett Something McLaughlin.

- This is such a haphazardly pieced together quiz.

- Bobby Joe Neal.

- It's like they even gave up,

and started putting somethings in there.

It doesn't matter.

- I'll fill it in later.

- I'm gonna go with Charles Lincoln Neal.

- Would you say that I'm a senior,

a junior, a third, a fourth?

- Well, I'll go with a junior.

Or no, senior!

Wait, what?


Neither, can that be an answer?

You're your own person.

- Well, thank you.

- (laughs) I got deep.

- I'm actually the third in a line of four.

- Oh, really?

- I just totally blend in when you factor the lineage.

- Damn.

- The French kings.

Who do I like better, Rhett or Link?

- Okay, so you gotta get in the mind of the survey creator.

- Okay, this person.

- Link, Rhett, I don't know, who cares?

- I think just because they wrote

Rhett Something McLaughlin, is that how you say it?

- You can't even say it.

- Yeah, I know.

- It's McLaughlin.

- (laughs) McLaughlin.

- McLaughlalaland.

- I'm gonna go and say Link.

- Yeah, and they also put Link as choice A,

so I think this person prefers Link.

- I think Who Cares is the most honest response, though.

What's the answer?

- [Off-Screen Woman] Who cares!

- Oh! Dude, I love that. - Who cares, I got that.

- Okay, four out of five, not bad.

You know what you win?

You can eat that some more of that rotten egg.

- Orange slice I bet will replace the taste of the bacon

and the rotten egg.

Isn't that cute?

- That's good.

- Amazing!

- What's your middle name?

- Janet.


- It's my mom's name.

- What's wrong with Janet?

- I like Janet.

- I don't know, it's weird, Elle Janet Mills.

And then my brother's name is my dad's name.

And my first name's Elle

because my dad's name starts with an 'L'.

It's all very just that.

(upbeat music)

- Janet, there should be more Janets.

- Elle Janet, Jackson if' you're nasty.


- [Rhett] So many snotes, so little Snotebooks,

unless, of course, you venture over to

and pick up a bunch of Mythical Snotebooks.

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