Practice English Speaking&Listening with: commercial.crap

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my name is William alburrhurt

and I'm about to change your life

for years, million of years, millions

maybe even billions

humans, have humans been out for that long?

FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS HUMANS HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING TO DRINK WATER WITH CUPS

well

I'm about to show you the most amazing thing

you have ever seen in your life

I introduce to you,

"THE GREY CUP"

O O F

Calvin, turn the camera off. Thats not supposed to happen

C A L V I N

*vacuum noises*

so when I snap my fingers, stay still.

with this brand new cup, for the first time in our gen-

in our WORLD.

we

have a cup

that's transform's itself

so, with just a snap of my fingers. I can make this cup, turn into a grey cup.

ready?

watch

3

2

1, stay still.

i mean, lets say you're drinking milk or someone or something

and you dont want anyone to see

I have the perfect solution

with our new grey cup. You can transform a cup with just a snap of your fingers

lemme show you

*snaps half of the population*

W O A H

this technology has been around for millions of years

but, it was only recently that, y'know. I became smart enough

So the best part about this cup

is not only is it

amazing transform-ability

b u t t

its also indestructible

*clapping*

*clapping* See, it didnt even fall

*CLAPPING INTENSIFIES*

okay

So the, for the price

for the price of 6.99

I will offer you this cup

but wait, theres more ;)

not only will I give you this cup

I will give you, 2

O N E

One premade shh-uhh

one premade... Clear and one premade grey

that both, with the snap of their fingers (what lol)

change

uhh

geh

or you can just snap your foot too (okay noah, i mean william back hurt)

or you can also snap your foot

And look!

just like that, the cups changed

if you order this in the next 24 seconds, thank you for watching

Im so sorry

yeah i know

so as I said, if you would like to order two

cups

for the price of 6.99

and they both transform

just like that

you can call us today at *me trying to not laugh while recording*

9-1-1 (please do not call this, you will get in alot of trouble)

Thank you very much for watching

ugh dude i think i actually cut my toe

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