Practice English Speaking&Listening with: xXx 1 & 2: Abridged!

Normal
(0)
Difficulty: 0

Triple X

Onion bhaji

ooOOooOOOoooOOoo

Whoa, they're using Windows 8.

*Gasps* It's him.

"You've just entered…"

You've just entered

"… The Xander Zone." Wait, what's the Xander Zone?

Is this ramp the Xander Zone?

Is this stunt man the Xander Zone?

Is that the Xander Zone?

Somebody explain The Xander Zone!

"I'm untouchable."

Nevermind.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

"What is this place?"

It's a diner, dipshit.

Oh my god, white people!

White people, run!

Sturgeon.

Now that's how you jump a fence, Steve McQueen.

Sha-blosh.

MmmmI've always wanted to have sex with a muscle-mary.

"WelcomeTo The Xander Zone."

"Now that's funny…"

Because we still don't know what a Xander Zone is!

"Do you know what a wire transfer is?"

And do you know what a kitchen is?

Amazing over-acting.

"You're shitting me!?!" (Seriously, who hired this guy?)

"That's a really sad storyHmm." (I CANNOT UNSEE AND UNHEAR THIS CRAP)

"It was very hard to findPlease, allow me. You were kind enough to give me the money."

I love dancing with barriers.

How did this club pass health and safety regulations?

Ennnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*slurps*

She's mine now.

"Bo" Yeah, nice sound.

Who left a snakey lady in my bedroom?

LIES!

Whoa, best stunt ever!

Fresh batch of SodaStrem guys

Too much fizz, RUN!

What about us?

Spidey-Diesel!

"So what are you going to do? Shoot me?"

"Uh huh."

Nevermind.

Gentlemen!

We shall start the pub crawl here.

Dear research and prop department

What the fuck is that? A VHS camcorder?!

*Thunderbirds music*

DriveBoatToSafetAww

Oh my god, is he dead? Aw, damn itNo!

HORSES!

God damn these keys.

Subutio-in-your-bum

Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

Something tells me a lot of cars are about to be pimped.

Sweet Nerf rocket.

Subootio-in-your-balls!

BOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!

Amazing stealth skills.

"Everyone of them just disappeared."

Hacking does not look like this.

NiceHitting a woman.

Captain Obvious: "They're shooting at us"!

Again? With the hitting?!

Aw! Whoooaaa!

GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN WHEN I'M TRYING TO COOK.

Kaboom.

AndIs that how it ends? ErmGosh, okay

http://cribble.net

The Description of xXx 1 & 2: Abridged!