Whoa, they're using Windows 8.
*Gasps* It's him.
"You've just entered…"
You've just entered
"… The Xander Zone." Wait, what's the Xander Zone?
Is this ramp the Xander Zone?
Is this stunt man the Xander Zone?
Is that the Xander Zone?
Somebody explain The Xander Zone!
*fap fap fap fap fap*
"What is this place?"
It's a diner, dipshit.
Oh my god, white people!
White people, run!
Now that's how you jump a fence, Steve McQueen.
Mmmm… I've always wanted to have sex with a muscle-mary.
"Welcome… To The Xander Zone."
"Now that's funny…"
Because we still don't know what a Xander Zone is!
"Do you know what a wire transfer is?"
And do you know what a kitchen is?
"You're shitting me!?!" (Seriously, who hired this guy?)
"That's a really sad story… Hmm." (I CANNOT UNSEE AND UNHEAR THIS CRAP)
"It was very hard to find— Please, allow me. You were kind enough to give me the money."
I love dancing with barriers.
How did this club pass health and safety regulations?
She's mine now.
"Bo" Yeah, nice sound.
Who left a snakey lady in my bedroom?
Whoa, best stunt ever!
Fresh batch of SodaStrem guys
Too much fizz, RUN!
What about us?
"So what are you going to do? Shoot me?"
We shall start the pub crawl here.
Dear research and prop department…
What the fuck is that? A VHS camcorder?!
Drive… Boat… To… Safet— Aww
Oh my god, is he dead? Aw, damn it… No!
God damn these keys.
Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom…
Something tells me a lot of cars are about to be pimped.
Sweet Nerf rocket.
Amazing stealth skills.
"Everyone of them just disappeared."
Hacking does not look like this.
Nice… Hitting a woman.
Captain Obvious: "They're shooting at us"!
Again? With the hitting?!
GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN WHEN I'M TRYING TO COOK.
And… Is that how it ends? Erm… Gosh, okay…