(Eric) There you go folks. Look his side arm is on
his right hip
And he's holding a bucket in his right hand
That's gonna slow him down!
(confused) Look it there he's got it in the right right hand now
It's good I mean the left hand that's it shit I'm getting confused already
We got something folks It's a bear he's charging! (Scaring off the
bear with loud shouts) hey hey hey hey!
We got something folks It's a bear he's charging! (Scaring off the
bear with loud shouts) hey hey hey hey!
We got something folks It's a bear he's charging! (Scaring off the
bear with loud shouts) hey hey hey hey!
We got something folks It's a bear he's charging! (Scaring off the
bear with loud shouts) hey hey hey hey!
We got something folks It's a bear he's charging! (Scaring off the
bear with loud shouts) hey hey hey hey! The bear is charging
Don't miss it man we gotta get out in the open!
The bear's charging don't miss it!
(Greg) Don't turn your back to it Don't run don't run. Stay close Eric
(Eric)Keep up up back we going alright (Greg) Shh Quiet
I can hear him huffing (Eric)Back easy (heavy breathing)
He went up in the forrest left. (heavy breathing)
(Greg) False charge (sounds of seagulls in the background)
(Greg) Hit that lower trail (Eric)Yeah let's hit that lower trail
Watch our flanks He was on the left
(Greg) He's gotta go through to many draws right now
(Eric) Yeah, well, lets keep on backing up (sounds in the background) That's a boat
(Greg) Shh! (Eric) Do you see him? Keep backing up man
slowly (Dog barks in background)
(Heavy breathing with loud crunching footsteps) (Eric) Take the lower trail
(Greg) I'll watch this you watch you watch the front
(Eric) I got the left and I got the back (seagulls squawking in background and dogs
barking) (Greg) That was a good little browny wasn't
it? (Eric) Yeah, but it aint over yet though bro
(Greg) Did you hear him huffing? (Eric) I heard the fucker huffin' yeah
whoa whoa He's gonna come up that if he comes up that
ridge (Greg) If he comes close we'll blast him.
We got a 44 magnum man (Eric) Yeah, but you got six shots you can't
fucking miss dude (Strained panicked voice) C'mon back up! Let's
go back up! You ain't fuckin' (Greg) Settle down
(Eric) Let's get the fuck out of here man! (Greg) We're cool
(Eric) Fucking dude let's go! C'mon man let's make some distance!
(Greg) Hey, settle down settle down (Eric) Settle down? You're fucking standing
there in a trap! (Greg) Stay close
They can smell the fear. Let's walk around we're cool
(Eric) I don't got fear I want distance You got the gun I got a pair of fucking pliers!
(Greg) False charge man he charged us and went on again If he wanted us he'd have us
by now (Eric) No shit
(Greg) But there's more than one so just kinda don't back.. don't turn your back..I got this
way (Eric) Dude, I got the front and the back
(Greg) You haven't got the front. You walk this way
I'll walk this way (Eric)
Here's what's around us folks. If you spot a bear if you spot that bear again let us
know Let me turn this off for a minute so I can
look properly Ah, we're fucking looking at directions now
man (Greg) No we aren't. Here's where the river
is it's right here They can be well hidden in this tall grass
(Eric) No fuck I mean no kidding. Keep your eyes open man
I am bringing a side arm next time Twelve bullets are better than six
(Greg) I had one in the car for you (Eric) You do?
(Greg) Fucking A! (Eric) You should have told me that
(Greg) I said you wanna wear a gun? You said no. I could of had one right here
(Eric) You said a gun not a pistol. I thought you meant a rifle.
I'll take the fucking shortcut...go ahead. Ahh!
(Greg) We're pretty close to that damn boat launch though
(Eric) There's the back folks. Checking out the back.
(Eric) That's what you call a false charge man but that sucker was big
We did finally see a bear but...we got away, we got away all right
I told you God was with us. Oh, shit! That ain't it man. Just jokin' with ya, just jokin'
The bear was real though (Greg) Look around
(Eric) Here we go big man's gonna shoot his gun. We fucking we gonna be out of bullets