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Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Iowa (Toe)Stubbin' — The Caucus Song

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My name is Victor Koman. I have a PhD in Information Technology. I'm not

expected to sing on key or in tempo. But I wrote this and I'm singing this, so

that makes me a singer/lyricist. With extreme apologies to Meredith

Wilson, Robert Preston, and the entire state of Iowa, this is Iowa (Toe)Stubbin'.

Somebody please auto-tune me.

Oh, there's nothing makes sense about the Iowa

way we caucus when we caucus which we may not do again! There's a Democrat way,

an arithmetical kind of ignorance in counting votes we use to rig the game.

We can insist that we Democrats have the rational economics if you ask if we're

the ones to take the reins. But we're so damned incompetent, we can count 50

ballots for a week at a time that never add up the same.

So what the heck, come caucus!

Hope we add correctly!

You can trust us when we say that we should run your life.

You really ought to keep Iowa the first! (Provided you are credulous.)

We can insist that the Democrats have the rational economics if you ask if we're the ones

to take the reins. But we're so damned incompetent we can count 50 ballots for

a week at a time that never add up the same.

But we want to stay first, to pick

the big winner, and don't care if we're usually not right!

So what the heck, come caucus!

Don't say that we screwed up! "Quality Control" is just the way we

rig results.

You really ought to keep IowaNew Math Iowarebuked, debunked,

Democrat, Broken-Down, Caucus-Rigging, Can't-Count, Shamed, Deep Fake...

Ought to keep Iowa the First!

The Hawaiian shirt is for Weird Al.

The turtleneck is for Illya Kuryakin.

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