Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Dollar Store Batman | VIEWER'S CHOICE EP. 4

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Welcome to Viewer's Choice, the show where you tell me what to do.

Today's episode comes from my personal friend, Kaden, who says:

I... I get the feeling that that first one will not work,

but that's okay because

I absolutely can do the second one.

Alright, so I decided not to film inside... Dollar Tree.

So instead, welcome... to my Dollar Tree haul.


I'm not- I'm sitting on the floor.

So I don't have my tripod or my ring light right now,

which is why the lighting is different and the angle.

Uhhh ok, so-

Forgot to mention earlier that

this scene

is the one I will be performing.

It wasn't the one I was planning on performing.


I had an original plan when I went into Dollar Tree, but

I wasn't able to find the right pieces for it, so instead

I went with this one, which means I may have missed some pieces.

So let's hope not.


Uhhh, let's start with...

...this bag.

We got...

the gun that Harvey uses.

We got...


So we got this

for Joker's hair.


He also...

...wears a wig on top of that.

So I have this one.


Joker makeup...


and right... here

I'm also going to try to use the darker colors for the burnt half of Harvey's face.

Umm, I wasn't able to find anything for the white makeup on Joker, but...'ll be fine.

So, I actually did get this.

And it didn't... come from the dollar store,

but it did cost less than a dollar,

so I think that is okay.

Um, handcuffs, 'cause Harvey's handcuffed to the bed.

Some... money.

Uh, literally just for

a quarter out of it.


This marker.

So that I can

mark up

the half, make it burnt.


That's for me.

Face mask.

Makeup wipes to make it easier to get off... everything.

Aaaaand these,

because... Harvey's eye is exposed.

So I'm gonna cut one in half, and use it.


Here's the scene.

As you can see by the fact that I just changed my calendar,

time has passed.

I uh...

I realized pretty quickly

that I'm not able to do this one on my own.

So I called in some help.

So uh...

Let's go check in with...

...with the help.

CHRIS: So when I asked Joe to come help me, he very quickly agreed, which was awesome.

CHRIS: But unfortunately, I have moved recently.

CHRIS: And we're not able to just do videos whenever we want to together anymore.

CHRIS: So...

CHRIS: That's part of the reason why this episode took so long to come out.

CHRIS: Because we had to find a weekend that he could come over here, where I am,

CHRIS: and record this video.

CHRIS: So, when we finally got that set,

CHRIS: I asked him to document his trip,

CHRIS: which he did do.

CHRIS: But unfortunately, the audio to the footage was lost,

CHRIS: which is why I'm dubbing over it right now.

CHRIS: Um... But I figured, you know,

CHRIS: I still wanna show you some of it, 'cause he did do it, and it was part of the original plan for the episode.

CHRIS: So that's what this is.

CHRIS: And anyway, I think I've kept you waiting long enough.

CHRIS: So I'm finally going to get you into the scene right now.

JOKER: Crank, crank, crank, crank.


You know...

I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey.

JOKER: When you and uh...


...Rachel were being abducted,

I was sitting in Gordon's cage.

I didn't rig those charges.

Your men, your plan.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

You know what I am?

I'm a dog chasing cars.

I wouldn't know what to do with one if I actually... caught it.

You know? I just... do things.

JOKER: The mob has plans.

The cops have plans.

Gordon's got plans.

They're schemers.

Schemers trying to control their little worlds.

JOKER: I'm not a schemer.

I try to show the schemers how pathetic their little attempts to control things are.

So when I say- Oh! Come here.

When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal,

you know I'm telling the truth.

JOKER: You were a schemer.

JOKER: You had plans.

JOKER: And now...

JOKER: Look where that got ya.

JOKER: I just did what I do best.

I took your little plan, and I turned it on itself.

Look what I did to this city, with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets.


You know what I noticed?

Nobody panics when things go "according to plan".

If tomorrow I tell the press that a gangbanger will be shot,

or a truckload of soldiers will be blown to smithereens,

nobody panics.

But when I say that one, little old mayor will die,

well then everybody loses their minds!

Introduce a little... anarchy.

Upset the established order.

Introduce a little... chaos.

JOKER: I'm an agent of chaos.

And you know the thing about chaos?

It's fair.

You live.

JOKER: Mmmmm.

You die.

JOKER: Aaah, now we're talkin'.

Well, now that video's finally over.

I'd like to thank my friend, Joe, for doing an 11-hour round trip just to help me film this stupid video.

And I have a couple of announcements before you go.

First off, Serpentine Studios LIVE! is kind of coming back.

Not really...

It won't be livestreams, but it'll be the same format.

Unfortunately, my internet where I'm currently living isn't good enough to handle a livestream.

But I'm going to have a little card up in this corner

where I want you to vote between four different game options that I will play on this return "stream".

The options are:

Bounce the Raccoon,

The Sims 3,


or Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator.

And now-

Honestly, like 6 times, I've looked at that, and been like "What is on my fa-? Oh yeah."

[both laughing]

So, if you have any ideas for the next episode,

leave 'em down in the comments below, and if you see any that you like,

give 'em a thumbs up.

I'll see you next time on Viewer's Choice, but before you go,

I'd like to introduce a new segment that I'm going to put on all my videos, called:

Deleted Wikipedia Article,

where I read you a title of a deleted Wikipedia article.

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