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today we foods from video games let's

talk about that good mythical morning

good mythical welcome to our guest today

Sean William Buckland best known as

jacksepticeye will come Sean to the show

oh thanks guys last name correctly you

did everyone thinks it's your last no

everything everyone thinks we have the

same last name my name is bastardized

McLaughlin is like Laughlin III

apologize for it on regular basis no no

it's not your fault don't worry about it

no but you you got it McLaughlin we're

gonna hit hey here's the thing Sean at

this very desk we have happily consumed

pig anuses bull penises and turkey balls

not to happy but I'm sorry we will not

be making you eat any animal genitalia

to draw damn it we will be making you

eat your expertise they're gonna say

you'll be eating your genitalia no we're

gonna be making you eat food that exists

inside of video games yes okay you know

about those right kind of okay not very

good at them so with the help of

mythical chef Josh we've taken some

iconic video game foods turn them from

virtual reality into reality reality

it's time for real fake food video game

edition now making foods from video

games is something that's been done

online a lot including by our friends

iJustine feast of fiction and Rosanna

pansino just to name a few but the way

they do it is not the way we do it here

our goal is to make the food as true to

how it exists inside the video game as

possible in other words this is gonna

get nasty yeah but we're gonna ease

anything starting with slurp juice from

fortnight's okay Sean I'm only vaguely

familiar with fortnight fortnight

fortnight because I was I was memed

saying that word a lot but other than

that give us the details of this slurp

juice okay so slurp juice you find it in

you find it anywhere you can find it in

llama as if you want you take it to

increase your health but it also

increases your shield at the same time

of course it does if you have full

health you gives you 75 shield if you

have full shield gives you 75 health and

it's blue

yeah well it's bluish greenish color I

want to see how accurate you guys have

made it did you did you get it on the

tee oh and you can you can kill somebody

and take it as David did in this footage

here believe it or not I had I hope gulp

I'd have done that I have killed

somebody and taking their slurp use but

when they started putting it in llamas

is when I that's when I exited the game

that was your heart I was like nope -

not in my fortnight all right we got

some here okay does it look oh god it's


is it a how it's called in the game - no

I didn't I didn't think in the game it

would be cold well you're not wearing

the haptic gloves that's true okay I'm

gonna tell you guys what's in here and

then you can decide whether about you

want to drink it the base is blue

Gatorade and then we added fresh that's

what a lot of people do they just drink

blue Gatorade and stay there drinking

slurp juicier than that we add crushed

up vitamins protein powder some energy

drink and then crushed up blue tums so

this is actually just good for us yeah

right we should be drinking this be my

morning cleanser oh gosh so we're going

to take it cheers boys Cheers

and sink it I like it you like it I like

it is your shield going up it is on the

shield yeah my immune system is soaring

right now but yeah if you were to drink

this in the way that happens in the game

would you just turn it up and no that's

a trip to the bathroom yeah gonna do

that it's very tums forward and that's a

bad thing

chalky comes forward is something I've

always been about and goodbye heartburn

I want this at Starbucks they probably

would do it and that's probably the best

thing we're gonna be putting in our

mouths all day yeah that's why I'm

downing this now next up for portal we

eat cake so the gamers on our crew told

us that the cake from Portal is one of

the most well known videogame foods out

there but Sean please elaborate on that

okay so the cake from Portal is

introduced early on by

the robot who wants to kill you and

everywhere in the game they keep saying

that the cake is a lie as you go around

there's you've heard that yeah you seem

to me but it's not a lie

because at some point GLaDOS comes out

and she gives you the ingredients on how

to make said cake so let's take a little

small sampling of some of these

ingredients shall we yes yes 1 and 2/3

cups granulated sugar 2 cups all-purpose


don't forget garnishes such as fish

shaped crackers fish shaped candies fish

shaped solid waste fish shaped dirt fish

shaped ethylbenzene pull and peel

licorice fish shaped pop she's very fond

of fish shaped things and she's got a

sing-songy voice which is very it's like

we have a friend who can do a robot

impersonation like an actual robot it

says I know I've got a good robot let me

do it for the game that's just somebody

who hates their job just and inside now

okay so let's bring our cake out oh it's

not a lie boys I mean it looks it

doesn't smell great it smells like


it looks like manure yeah it does okay

but let us tell you exactly what's in

this thing in the place of fish shaped

solid waste we use cooked fish guts in

our laces on fish shaped dirt we use

regular dirt in the place of volatile

malted milk impoundments we use milk

powder for the cranial caps we use pork

brains I don't like the consistency of

this already Sean asked us before we

came out here how nasty was gonna get he

was like we're not gonna be like eating

pork brains no pork brains are better in

the place of fish shaped volatile

organic compounds we use ghost chili

truffle oh Christ it's also gonna be

spicy we did not use ethylbenzene pay me

let's play this isn't gonna kill us

somewhere we're on a watch list already

but there are candy coated peanut butter

pieces in there yes yay sediment shaped

sediment and you're all getting a roll

y'all know a really big piece

man I haven't had breakfast sorry this

is good

oh hey the cake is a lie it's not that

the cake doesn't exist is that somebody

in there he was trying to like warn us

why it may exist but don't eat it

yeah yes get that Dashon because it

actually stood up sure that's okay

see see those those delicate slices of

brain you don't think about it

I mean look here's the good news that

looks like a car crash there is some

chocolate in here and chocolate covers a

world of hurt as we discovered on this

show just for warning now how's your gag

reflex it's it's um well practiced okay

we have our own buckets okay oh we do

okay because my gag reflex is the worst

in existence is that yours oh yeah oh

they love it here

give him the money shot okay so I think

I'm just gonna eat a bite and then bite

this red thing just the thought of it is

gonna make me gag already there's no

reason to dig this because well we might

lose it so eating a mean or okay we will

dig it it DANC cross-contamination it's

good for a good kitchen oh my gosh oh

you're early

that's horrible

it's very dirt a lot of dirt bottoms up

oh man that's what I kind of like it

dirt chocolate covers the portrait whoo

some hotness happen oh yeah I started

take this woman thank you guys for

having me on

Oh Josh your genius book it's that way

buddy you're gonna celebrate with me but

oh you were just very scared

I thought projectiles were happening

yeah I did make that noise didn't I

we did it guys you did it

I mean yes we did it guys yeah

collectively we did it yes all right

next up from Zelda breath of the wild

we have dubious food okay so cooking and

either of you ever played breath of the


I have watched my son play it okay and I

don't cook in IRL okay so this is

perfect in real life just in case you

didn't know what I meant

kids at home so cooking is a huge part

of breath of the wild you you cook to

get your health back you cook to boost

your stats and things like that

and there's thousands of different

things that you can cook with it make

very healthy meals for yourself but if

you mix in monster parts into your food

you ate you end up making what they call

dubious food dubious food is not great

for you it's not the best for you you

don't really want to be making dubious

food that's the sign of a bad chef you

know what we should do we should make

dubious yes okay we have chosen the

recipe hearty meat stew good for winter

yes listen ingredients ago and go ahead

and I'll call them in here raw bird

drumstick or raw meat there it is hello

Salmonella Oh fresh milk if you follow

along feel free to pause as you add your

own ingredients goat butter like

demented applesauce to bantha wheat

oh yeah of course I've got two bantha

wheat wheat from a band where did you

get that inside a big cauldron over an

open flame but it's not dubious yet now

if not we got to get some monster parts

you got to get some monster parts and

the easiest monster to get parts from is

a becau Berlin epic hablen wild guess

but I bet this is a Picabo sure let's go

with that okay so to get the guts out of

them all you have to do is kill

Oh God okay let me help here is this how

it goes in the game you just start

reaching into it I don't think it's this

gruesome hook what is that that's a gut

that's good

are you okay okay okay okay grab another

one reach in there and grab some more Oh

oh my gosh that's good that's good stuff

oh that's good oh it smells gross look

obvious these are actually real guts

because we made in purple we could have

made this anything but we're still using

real guts so they didn't have to be real

but they are real guts okay gather round

guys and of course now we just gotta let

it cook it's done boo wanna smell strong

yeah that's that's beefy stinks horribly

just look at that those guts really what

is that

well that's tested okay I'm going to get

you a ninja God section that one can be

links oh there's a nice little just go

ahead and prepare three that one has

like a hairy texture to it yeah it looks

like you're gonna love it it's like

you're literally digging around inside a

real person okay boys you got three

spoonfuls I'm starting to realize why

they blur it in the game yeah like I

wish this were blurred oh my god some

pixel a dude I'm gonna serve you guys

huge bite we worked so hard on this too

you have to really sample it this this

is going out as soon as it's going in

just try just come in three two one

something about this do is those tad bit

dubious just like mama used to make

I made one tip they can still smell it

in my intestines

no I am an intestine oh I don't want to

be inside of another intestine Shan you

did amazing man we're so glad to have

you I'm

you'll never come back but are you

talking about this is just a fun Friday

night make sure to check out Shawn's

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