today we foods from video games let's
talk about that good mythical morning
good mythical welcome to our guest today
Sean William Buckland best known as
jacksepticeye will come Sean to the show
oh thanks guys last name correctly you
did everyone thinks it's your last no
everything everyone thinks we have the
same last name my name is bastardized
McLaughlin is like Laughlin III
apologize for it on regular basis no no
it's not your fault don't worry about it
no but you you got it McLaughlin we're
gonna hit hey here's the thing Sean at
this very desk we have happily consumed
pig anuses bull penises and turkey balls
not to happy but I'm sorry we will not
be making you eat any animal genitalia
to draw damn it we will be making you
eat your expertise they're gonna say
you'll be eating your genitalia no we're
gonna be making you eat food that exists
inside of video games yes okay you know
about those right kind of okay not very
good at them so with the help of
mythical chef Josh we've taken some
iconic video game foods turn them from
virtual reality into reality reality
it's time for real fake food video game
edition now making foods from video
games is something that's been done
online a lot including by our friends
iJustine feast of fiction and Rosanna
pansino just to name a few but the way
they do it is not the way we do it here
our goal is to make the food as true to
how it exists inside the video game as
possible in other words this is gonna
get nasty yeah but we're gonna ease
anything starting with slurp juice from
fortnight's okay Sean I'm only vaguely
familiar with fortnight fortnight
fortnight because I was I was memed
saying that word a lot but other than
that give us the details of this slurp
juice okay so slurp juice you find it in
you find it anywhere you can find it in
llama as if you want you take it to
increase your health but it also
increases your shield at the same time
of course it does if you have full
health you gives you 75 shield if you
have full shield gives you 75 health and
it's blue
yeah well it's bluish greenish color I
want to see how accurate you guys have
made it did you did you get it on the
tee oh and you can you can kill somebody
and take it as David did in this footage
here believe it or not I had I hope gulp
I'd have done that I have killed
somebody and taking their slurp use but
when they started putting it in llamas
is when I that's when I exited the game
that was your heart I was like nope -
not in my fortnight all right we got
some here okay does it look oh god it's
freezing
is it a how it's called in the game - no
I didn't I didn't think in the game it
would be cold well you're not wearing
the haptic gloves that's true okay I'm
gonna tell you guys what's in here and
then you can decide whether about you
want to drink it the base is blue
Gatorade and then we added fresh that's
what a lot of people do they just drink
blue Gatorade and stay there drinking
slurp juicier than that we add crushed
up vitamins protein powder some energy
drink and then crushed up blue tums so
this is actually just good for us yeah
right we should be drinking this be my
morning cleanser oh gosh so we're going
to take it cheers boys Cheers
and sink it I like it you like it I like
it is your shield going up it is on the
shield yeah my immune system is soaring
right now but yeah if you were to drink
this in the way that happens in the game
would you just turn it up and no that's
a trip to the bathroom yeah gonna do
that it's very tums forward and that's a
bad thing
chalky comes forward is something I've
always been about and goodbye heartburn
I want this at Starbucks they probably
would do it and that's probably the best
thing we're gonna be putting in our
mouths all day yeah that's why I'm
downing this now next up for portal we
eat cake so the gamers on our crew told
us that the cake from Portal is one of
the most well known videogame foods out
there but Sean please elaborate on that
okay so the cake from Portal is
introduced early on by
the robot who wants to kill you and
everywhere in the game they keep saying
that the cake is a lie as you go around
there's you've heard that yeah you seem
to me but it's not a lie
because at some point GLaDOS comes out
and she gives you the ingredients on how
to make said cake so let's take a little
small sampling of some of these
ingredients shall we yes yes 1 and 2/3
cups granulated sugar 2 cups all-purpose
flour
don't forget garnishes such as fish
shaped crackers fish shaped candies fish
shaped solid waste fish shaped dirt fish
shaped ethylbenzene pull and peel
licorice fish shaped pop she's very fond
of fish shaped things and she's got a
sing-songy voice which is very it's like
we have a friend who can do a robot
impersonation like an actual robot it
says I know I've got a good robot let me
do it for the game that's just somebody
who hates their job just and inside now
okay so let's bring our cake out oh it's
not a lie boys I mean it looks it
doesn't smell great it smells like
chocolate
it looks like manure yeah it does okay
but let us tell you exactly what's in
this thing in the place of fish shaped
solid waste we use cooked fish guts in
our laces on fish shaped dirt we use
regular dirt in the place of volatile
malted milk impoundments we use milk
powder for the cranial caps we use pork
brains I don't like the consistency of
this already Sean asked us before we
came out here how nasty was gonna get he
was like we're not gonna be like eating
pork brains no pork brains are better in
the place of fish shaped volatile
organic compounds we use ghost chili
truffle oh Christ it's also gonna be
spicy we did not use ethylbenzene pay me
let's play this isn't gonna kill us
somewhere we're on a watch list already
but there are candy coated peanut butter
pieces in there yes yay sediment shaped
sediment and you're all getting a roll
y'all know a really big piece
man I haven't had breakfast sorry this
is good
oh hey the cake is a lie it's not that
the cake doesn't exist is that somebody
in there he was trying to like warn us
why it may exist but don't eat it
yeah yes get that Dashon because it
actually stood up sure that's okay
see see those those delicate slices of
brain you don't think about it
I mean look here's the good news that
looks like a car crash there is some
chocolate in here and chocolate covers a
world of hurt as we discovered on this
show just for warning now how's your gag
reflex it's it's um well practiced okay
we have our own buckets okay oh we do
okay because my gag reflex is the worst
in existence is that yours oh yeah oh
they love it here
give him the money shot okay so I think
I'm just gonna eat a bite and then bite
this red thing just the thought of it is
gonna make me gag already there's no
reason to dig this because well we might
lose it so eating a mean or okay we will
dig it it DANC cross-contamination it's
good for a good kitchen oh my gosh oh
you're early
that's horrible
it's very dirt a lot of dirt bottoms up
oh man that's what I kind of like it
dirt chocolate covers the portrait whoo
some hotness happen oh yeah I started
take this woman thank you guys for
having me on
Oh Josh your genius book it's that way
buddy you're gonna celebrate with me but
oh you were just very scared
I thought projectiles were happening
yeah I did make that noise didn't I
we did it guys you did it
I mean yes we did it guys yeah
collectively we did it yes all right
next up from Zelda breath of the wild
we have dubious food okay so cooking and
either of you ever played breath of the
wild
I have watched my son play it okay and I
don't cook in IRL okay so this is
perfect in real life just in case you
didn't know what I meant
kids at home so cooking is a huge part
of breath of the wild you you cook to
get your health back you cook to boost
your stats and things like that
and there's thousands of different
things that you can cook with it make
very healthy meals for yourself but if
you mix in monster parts into your food
you ate you end up making what they call
dubious food dubious food is not great
for you it's not the best for you you
don't really want to be making dubious
food that's the sign of a bad chef you
know what we should do we should make
dubious yes okay we have chosen the
recipe hearty meat stew good for winter
yes listen ingredients ago and go ahead
and I'll call them in here raw bird
drumstick or raw meat there it is hello
Salmonella Oh fresh milk if you follow
along feel free to pause as you add your
own ingredients goat butter like
demented applesauce to bantha wheat
oh yeah of course I've got two bantha
wheat wheat from a band where did you
get that inside a big cauldron over an
open flame but it's not dubious yet now
if not we got to get some monster parts
you got to get some monster parts and
the easiest monster to get parts from is
a becau Berlin epic hablen wild guess
but I bet this is a Picabo sure let's go
with that okay so to get the guts out of
them all you have to do is kill
Oh God okay let me help here is this how
it goes in the game you just start
reaching into it I don't think it's this
gruesome hook what is that that's a gut
that's good
are you okay okay okay okay grab another
one reach in there and grab some more Oh
oh my gosh that's good that's good stuff
oh that's good oh it smells gross look
obvious these are actually real guts
because we made in purple we could have
made this anything but we're still using
real guts so they didn't have to be real
but they are real guts okay gather round
guys and of course now we just gotta let
it cook it's done boo wanna smell strong
yeah that's that's beefy stinks horribly
just look at that those guts really what
is that
well that's tested okay I'm going to get
you a ninja God section that one can be
links oh there's a nice little just go
ahead and prepare three that one has
like a hairy texture to it yeah it looks
like you're gonna love it it's like
you're literally digging around inside a
real person okay boys you got three
spoonfuls I'm starting to realize why
they blur it in the game yeah like I
wish this were blurred oh my god some
pixel a dude I'm gonna serve you guys
huge bite we worked so hard on this too
you have to really sample it this this
is going out as soon as it's going in
just try just come in three two one
something about this do is those tad bit
dubious just like mama used to make
I made one tip they can still smell it
in my intestines
no I am an intestine oh I don't want to
be inside of another intestine Shan you
did amazing man we're so glad to have
you I'm
you'll never come back but are you
talking about this is just a fun Friday
night make sure to check out Shawn's
channel jacksepticeye for more video
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