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Announcer: WHAT IS THIS FRIGHTENING UNSEEN ENTITY

INHABITING RIVERDALE HIGH?

AND WHAT DOES IT DESPERATELY NEED FROM ARCHIE?

SOMETHING IS HAUNTING RIVERDALE HIGH.

WHAT'S THAT SOUND? ♪

ARCHIE'S

MYSTERIES

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS TOWN? ♪

ARCHIE'S

MYSTERIES

WHO IS GONNA CRACK THE CASE? ♪

ARCHIE'S

MYSTERIES

THAT REDHEAD WITH THE FRECKLED FACE

ARCHIE'S

MYSTERIES

THINGS ARE GETTIN' WEIRD IN RIVERDALE

HEY, WHAT'S THAT SOUND? ♪

ARCHIE'S

MYSTERIES

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS TOWN? ♪

ARCHIE'S

MYSTERIES

ARCHIE, REGGIE

VERONICA, BETTY

JUGHEAD, TOO

WEIRD

ARCHIE'S WEIRD MYSTERIES

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY DIC ENTERTAINMENT AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

Dilton: MAYBE IF I REVERSE THE SCANOTRONIC MATRIX CAPACITOR.

THIS OUGHT TO DO IT.

YAAH!

OR MAYBE NOT.

[CLANGS]

[SIGHS] MAYBE THS WAS AN EXTREMELY FOOLHARDY ENDEAVOR TO EMBARK UPON.

THE PLAN SEEMED SO SIMPLE...

I INVENT THE MULTI-DIMENSIONAL FREQUENCY MODULATION RADIATION DEVICE.

THEN I'D WIN THE SCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR. [GULPS]

THEN THE NOBEL PRIZE! THEN I'D BECOME RICH AND FAMOUS!

THEN MAYBE PEOPLE WOULD VISIT ME HERE

IN THE LAB A LITTLE MORE OFTEN. HUH?

NO! KEEP AWAY!

AAH!

Reggie: MARK YOUR CALENDARS, PALS AND GALS.

TOMORROW'S THE DAY REGGIE MANTLE WILL MAKE HISTORY!

Archie: YOU MEAN, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE,

YOU'LL ACTUALLY PICK UP THE BILL

AT POP TATE'S CHOCK'LIT SHOPPE?

[SNORTS] HUH? WHAT?

SOMEONE'S PICKING UP THE BILL AT POP TATE'S?

I'M THERE!

[LAUGHING]

HA! YOU ALL SCOFF BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS.

TOMORROW AT LUNCH, I GIVE MY PRESENTATION TO THE COIN CLUB.

AFTER I'M DONE, I'M SURE THE COIN CLUB

WILL WANT TO ERECT A MONUMENT

TO COMMEMORATE MY PRESENTATION.

COINS! BIG DEAL! BACK TO DREAMS

OF HAMBURGERS DANCING IN MY HEAD.

[JUGHEAD SNORING]

ALL THIS FUSS OVER A BUNCH OF COINS!

NOW, IF IT WERE JEWELRY, THAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT.

DO YOU HAVE SOME SPECIAL COINS IN YOUR COLLECTION, REGGIE?

DO I HAVE SOME SPECIAL COINS IN MY COLLECTION?! HA!

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!

COOL! A MINT 1912 BALTIMORE BULLOCK 7-CENT PIECE!

THERE WERE ONLY 3 OF THOSE MADE!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

YES! A MINT 1912 BALTIMORE BULLOCK 7-CENT PIECE!

THERE WERE ONLY 3 OF THOSE MADE.

THIS IS A MINT 1912 BALTIMORE BULLOCK 7-CENT PIECE!

THERE WERE ONLY 3 OF THESE MADE!

[SIGHS] I GUESS I'LL JUST QUIETLY SIT HERE AND PRETEND I DON'T EXIST.

WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

Miss Grundy: CLASS, CLASS! EYES UP FRONT!

MOOSE, MIDGE, NO HAND-HOLDING UNTIL AFTER CLASS.

THAT'S BETTER. HMM.

[LAUGHS]

THAT'S FUNNY. THERE'S NO BREEZE IN HERE.

NOW, CLASS, IF YOU'LL OPEN YOUR BOOKS

TO THE FIRST CHAPTER, AND...HUH?

[GIGGLES]

BETTY COOPER, START READING

FROM THE SECOND PARA...GRAPH. OHH!

[EXASPERATED] BETTY, READ!

"THE TOWERS OF ILIUM ASPIRED ABOVE THE MORNING MIST..."

HMM.

I'M TELLING YOU, JUGHEAD. THOSE PAPERS SLIDING

FROM MISS GRUNDY'S DESK-- CLASSIC POLTERGEIST PHENOMENA.

NO OFFENSE, ARCH, BUT EVERYTHING'S

A CLASSIC POLTERGEIST PHENOMENA TO YOU.

YOU'VE GOT POLTERGEISTS ON THE BRAIN!

I DO NOT.

A LEAF FALLS OFF A TREE.

O-OOH, A POLTERGEIST DID IT!

A STORM KNOCKS DOWN A POWER LINE.

O-HOO! POLTERGEISTS AGAIN!

AN OVEN PREHEATS TO 350. OH, NO!

A POLTERGEIST HAUNTS THE KITCHEN!

LAUGH IT UP, PAL, BUT WHEN A POLTERGEIST PICK-POCKET

TAKES ALL YOUR HAMBURGER MONEY,

JUST DON'T COME CRYING TO ME.

HEY, GUYS, I'M LOOKING FOR--

OH, YEAH. WE SAW MOOSE HEADING BACK THAT WAY.

ACTUALLY, I'M LOOKING FOR--

MOOSE WAS ON HIS WAY TO FOOTBALL PRACTICE.

SO WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE TO YOU

THAT POLTERGEISTS BUILT STONEHENGE?

Jughead: IT WOULD TAKE AT LEAST

7 HAMBURGERS AT POP TATE'S.

OOH! I'M LOOKING FOR THE SPARE GYM MATS!

HOLDING HANDS WITH MOOSE IS NOT MY ONLY FUNCTION IN LIFE!

IF YOU WEREN'T SO WRAPPED UP

IN YOUR OWN LIVES, YOU'D KNOW THAT!

MOOSE IS INTO GYMNASTICS?

THAT'S ENOUGH PAPERWORK FOR TODAY.

DAY IN, AND DAY OUT. PAPERWORK, PAPERWORK, PAPERWORK!

[SIGHS] JUST ONCE, I WISH SOMETHING DIFFERENT WOULD HAPPEN.

[BANG]

HUH? ANYONE THERE?

HMM. MUST HAVE BEEN MY IMAGINATION.

[LOCKERS RATTLING]

IF THIS IS SOME YOUNG HOOLIGAN'S IDEA OF A PRANK,

HE OR SHE WILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO REGRET IT

DURING A WEEK'S WORTH OF DETENTION.

[BANGING ON LOCKERS]

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

IF YOU WANT TO PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK,

I KNOW EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF THIS SCHOOL!

I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

NO DETENTION!

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

AAH! HELP!

GANGWAY!

Weatherby: COME IN!

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SIR?

SIT DOWN, ARCHIE.

[GULPS]

AM I IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING, SIR?

I'VE BEEN READING YOUR WEIRD MYSTERIES COLUMN THE PAST FEW MONTHS.

FRANKLY, I DIDN'T PUT MUCH STOCK IN IT.

SPOOKS AND GOBLINS AND ALIENS AND WEREWOLVES.

A LOT OF BALDERDASH, I THOUGHT.

SIR, I PROTEST!

THAT'S WHAT I USED TO THINK.

BUT NOW...

ARCHIE, HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING UNUSUAL

AROUND RIVERDALE HIGH SCHOOL THE PAST FEW DAYS?

YOU MEAN, LIKE THIS STAPLER ON YOUR DESK?

IT'S BEEN DOING THAT OFF AND ON ALL MORNING!

WHEW!

YEP, SIR. IT'S CLASSIC POLTERGEIST PHENOMENA.

AH, SO YOU'VE HAD EXPERIENCE

WITH THIS SORT OF STUFF BEFORE.

I KNEW YOU WERE THE MAN FOR THIS JOB. HERE.

THIS IS A GOLDEN HALL PASS.

IT GRANTS YOU FULL ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE HIGH SCHOOL AND EXEMPTS YOU FROM CLASS.

YOU'LL NEED IT.

WHAT FOR?

I NEED YOU TO GET RID OF THIS POLTERGEIST PHENOMENA.

DO WHATEVER IT TAKES. SET TRAPS! BURN INCENSE!

SPRAY POLTERGEIST REPELLANT! JUST GET IT OFF MY CAMPUS.

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, SIR!

HMM. NOTHING HERE.

WHAT?

HMM?

HMM...

HMM!

UH-OH!

HEH HEH. UH, HI, BETTY.

[KNOCKS]

HUH?

HUH? [GASPS]

[KNOCKS]

ACCORDING TO MY INVESTIGATION,

MOST OF THE STRANGE OCCURRENCES HAPPEN CLOSE TO THE LAB.

DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS RIGHT NOW.

UH-OH! ME AND MY FAMOUS LAST WORDS!

UH, MR. POLTERGEIST, SIR, I WAS WONDERING

IF YOU COULD STOP HAUNTING RIVERDALE HIGH SCHOOL.

AAH! OR NOT. IT'S JUST A SUGGESTION.

I TAKE IT ALL BACK. YOU CAN HAUNT

RIVERDALE HIGH SCHOOL ALL YOU WANT.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL COME BACK LATER,

WHEN YOU AREN'T SO BUSY. YEOW!

HUH?

[LIQUID BUBBLING]

I'VE NEVER READ ABOUT THAT IN ANY OF THE POLTERGEIST MANUALS!

SPOOKY.

I'M FEELING SORT OF...STRANGE.

[GROANING SOFTLY]

OK, I'LL START WITH THE FORTNER 1961 FIRST DAY PRESS PENNY...

HEY, REGGIE!

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!

...AND THEN BUILD TO THE MINT 1912 BALTIMORE BULLOCK 7-CENT PIECE.

THAT'LL REALLY WOW THE COIN CLUB!

HOW COULD SOMEONE BE SO WRAPPED UP IN COINS

THAT HE CAN'T NOTICE THE WORLD AROUND HIM?

NO, REALLY, VERONICA.

BABBITT'S A GREAT BOOK.

IT'S ABOUT A MAN WHO CAN'T ESCAPE

THE LIMITATIONS OF SMALL TOWN LIFE.

YOU SHOULD READ IT. [GULPING]

HEY, GIRLS! THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING HAPPENED TO ME!

OOH!

Veronica: BABBITT CAN'T ESCAPE THE LIMITATIONS OF SMALL TOWN LIFE?

I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM!

RIVERDALE IS ALWAYS 4 MONTHS BEHIND THE PARIS FASHIONS.

WHOA! UHH!

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE CLOSER TO VERONICA,

BUT THAT WAS TOO CLOSE! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

[GULPING]

WATCH ME MAKE AN OUTSIDE SHOT.

HEY! WATCH IT!

[LIKE A SPORTS ANNOUNCER] SHE SHOOTS, SHE SCORES!

BETTY COOPER HAS JUST LED HER TEAM TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP!

C'MON, CHAMP. DADDY'S GOING TO GROUND ME

IF YOU DON'T HELP ME GET A BETTER GRADE

ON MY GEOMETRY TEST.

[LIKE A SPORTS ANNOUNCER] WORLD CHAMPION BETTY COOPER LEAVES THE COURT

TO TUTOR VERONICA LODGE ON EQUILATERAL AND ISOSCELES TRIANGLES!

Veronica: AND THE CROWD GOES WILD.

THEY DIDN'T EVEN SEE OR HEAR ME.

IT WAS LIKE I WASN'T EVEN HERE.

HIYA, ARCH!

HUH?

JUGHEAD! BUDDY! YOU CAN SEE ME!

Jughead: NAH, THAT'S TOO CHEERFUL.

[SADLY] HELLO, ARCHIE. [SOBS]

UH, JUGHEAD?

NAH, THAT'S TOO DEPRESSED.

ARRGH!

JUGHEAD!

[MILDLY WOEFUL] HELLO, ARCHIE.

CAN I BORROW SOME MONEY FOR HAMBURGERS?

I SPENT MY ALLOWANCE HELPING SOME ORPHANS.

YEP, THAT'S THE RIGHT TONE TO TAKE.

Archie: YUCK!

ARCHIE WILL TAKE PITY AND LOAN ME A 20 FOR THAT SOB STORY.

EWW!

I THINK MY HAND JUST WENT

WHERE TOO MANY HAMBURGERS HAVE GONE BEFORE!

NO ONE CAN SEE ME, HEAR ME, OR TOUCH ME.

THAT ORANGE GLOW IN DILTON'S LAB--

IT MUST HAVE TURNED ME INTO A GHOST!

OOF!

OOF!

WHY DON'T YOU WATCH--

DILTON! YOU KNOCKED ME OVER!

A RATHER OBVIOUS OBSERVATION, BUT TRUE NEVERTHELESS.

YOU CAN SEE AND HEAR ME!

YES TO BOTH.

ARE YOU GUYS OK?

YOU CAN SEE AND HEAR ME, TOO!

HE'S CATCHING ON QUICKLY, ISN'T HE?

SO WHAT'S CAUSING ALL THIS WEIRDNESS?

BEHOLD THE CULPRIT.

THE MULTI-DIMENSIONAL FREQUENCY MODULATION RADIATION DEVICE.

Both: THE WHAT?

HEH HEH.

IT WAS GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE HOUSING INDUSTRY

BY CREATING ADDITIONAL SPACE FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS.

A ONE-ROOM APARTMENT COULD BECOME A 30-ROOM MANSION!

SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA.

CERTAINLY, IF IT WORKED.

BUT SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG.

IT ACTIVATED AND TRANSFORMED ME

INTO THIS GHOSTLIKE STATE YESTERDAY.

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE YOU WERE GONE.

WELL, EXCEPT WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS ASSISTANCE IN A SCIENTIFIC MATTER,

I SOMETIMES GO FOR DAYS WITHOUT ANYONE SPEAKING TO ME.

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE.

IT WOULD BE... PLEASANT TO RELAX

AT THE CHOCK'LIT SHOPPE

WITH SOME FRIENDS NOW AND AGAIN.

YOU WILL, BUDDY.

AFTER WE GET OUT OF THIS MESS. I PROMISE.

Dilton: MY THEORY IS THAT THE PULSE OF RADIATION

FROM THE MULTI-DIMENSIONAL FREQUENCY MODULATION RADIATION DEVICE

SHIFTED OUR MOLECULAR STRUCTURE JUST OUT OF PHASE

WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD.

Midge: DILTON, YOU HAVE TO COME UP

WITH SHORTER NAMES FOR YOUR INVENTIONS.

WHAT A MOUTHFUL!

SO HOW DID YOU GET TRANSFORMED, MIDGE?

I WENT DOWN TO THE STORAGE ROOM IN THE BASEMENT

TO LOOK FOR THE SPARE GYM MATS

WHEN I WAS HIT BY AN ORANGE GLOW.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR MOOSE.

I'M NOT JUST MOOSE'S GIRLFRIEND, YOU KNOW.

I HAVE INTERESTS. I'M STUDYING GYMNASTICS.

AFTER COLLEGE, I'M GOING TO BE A STUNTWOMAN!

SHE FOUND ME A FEW HOURS LATER.

APPARENTLY, MY--AHEM--DEVICE

PULSES THAT ORANGE GLOW AT REGULAR INTERVALS.

LOOK AT THAT!

LOOK! NOTHING UP MY SLEEVES.

BIG ETHEL'S PRETTY GOOD AT MAGIC.

WHO KNEW? SHE'S NEVER DONE THIS IN PUBLIC.

MAYBE THE PUBLIC NEVER PAID ATTENTION WHEN SHE DID IT.

HUH?

[PULSING]

TA-DA!

NOW, FOR MY NEXT TRICK...

WELL, THAT WAS PRETTY COOL, BUT IT WASN'T MY NEXT TRICK.

AH, WHERE DID YOU GUYS COME FROM?

AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?

IT'S WORSE THAN I SUSPECTED, ARCHIE.

EVERY TIME THE PULSE ACTIVATES, IT GETS LARGER.

NEXT TIME IT WILL FILL THE WHOLE TOWN.

AND THEN...

RIVERDALE WILL BECOME A REAL GHOST TOWN!

[BOY YAWNING]

HUH?

WE'VE GOT TO WARN THEM.

WE'VE ALREADY TRIED. NO ONE NOTICED.

IN THIS STATE, WE HAVE VIRTUALLY NO EFFECT

ON THE PHYSICAL WORLD.

GO AHEAD.

SEE HOW HARD IT IS TO MOVE THOSE PAPERS.

HUH?

Dilton: CONCENTRATE AND FOCUS ON THE PAPERS.

UHH! UHH!

[PANTING] WHOA!

[STRAINING] UHH!

[PANTING] WHOO! THAT WAS TOUGH.

THAT SHOULD HOLD YOU.

SEE? IT TOOK ALL YOUR STRENGTH

JUST TO MOVE SOME PAPER.

Midge: ALTHOUGH, FOR SOME REASON,

IT WASN'T HARD TO CLICK MR. WEATHERBY'S STAPLER

OR BANG OPEN THE LOCKERS.

IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT NO ONE SEEMS

TO KNOW MORSE CODE AT THIS SCHOOL.

WAIT A MINUTE!

BOTH THE LOCKERS AND THE STAPLER ARE MADE OF METAL.

WHY, I'LL BE SUPER-AMALGAMATED! OF COURSE!

THE MOLECULAR DENSITY OF METALS ALLOWS US TO STILL TOUCH AND HOLD THEM.

SO WE CAN STILL TOUCH AND HOLD ANYTHING METAL.

AND WE CAN HARDLY MOVE OR TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE.

SO WHY DON'T WE FIND A METAL TOOL IN YOUR LAB

AND USE IT TO FLIP YOUR DEVICE INTO REVERSE?

I TRIED! THE SPILLOVER RADIATION

MAKES IT NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE TO EVEN GET CLOSE TO THE DEVICE.

IT'S LIKE TRYING TO PUSH A BOULDER UP A HILL.

HEY, THERE'S SOME PRETTY FUN THINGS ABOUT BEING A GHOST!

LIKE WALKING THROUGH WALLS!

REGGIE'S SETTING UP HIS PRESENTATION

FOR THE COIN CLUB NEXT DOOR.

NOW I CAN GET A BETTER LOOK

AT THAT 1912 BALTIMORE BULLOCK 7-CENT PIECE.

I'VE GOT A PLAN! BUT I NEED EVERYONE'S HELP.

YOU MEAN I'LL GET TO HELP YOU

WITH ONE OF YOUR WEIRD MYSTERIES? COOL!

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN YOUR COLUMN.

SURE! WHY SHOULD BETTY AND VERONICA

HAVE ALL THE FUN?

LET'S DO IT.

OK, REGGIE, THE ENTIRE COIN CLUB WILL BE HERE IN A MOMENT.

JUST STAY CALM AND LET YOUR MAGNIFICENCE SHINE FORTH.

BOY, EVEN WHEN HE'S NERVOUS,

HIS EGO IS ENORMOUS!

ALL RIGHT, BIG ETHEL. DO YOUR MAGIC!

OK, BUT I'VE NEVER DONE THIS IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE.

[KISSES]

HUH? HEY! THAT'S MINE!

NOW YOU SEE IT...

NOW YOU DON'T.

WHOA! AAH!

UHH!

Reggie: WHERE'D IT GO?

[LAUGHING]

WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU TO GET THE COIN AND REGGIE TO THE LAB, MIDGE.

WE'LL MEET YOU THERE.

Big Ethel: GOOD LUCK!

Midge: OK, TALL, DARK, AND CONCEITED.

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THIS?

THERE YOU ARE. HUH? [GRUNTS]

I THINK THE FISH HAS NOTICED THE BAIT.

[GASPS]

COME BACK HERE!

HUH?

UHH! UHH!

THE GUY AT THE COIN SHOP DIDN'T TELL ME THAT IT COULD DO THAT!

IT MUST BE WORTH A FORTUNE!

STAND ASIDE. MANTLE THE MAGNIFICENT COMING THROUGH!

[PANTING] I'M GONNA HAVE TO PRACTICE THAT MOVE A LITTLE BIT MORE.

Reggie: AHA! I'VE GOT YOU CORNERED!

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!

UHH!

HUH?

I'M GOING TO MAKE A GREAT STUNTWOMAN!

GET READY! HERE COMES THE COIN...AND REGGIE.

AAH! OOF!

Reggie: OW!

THAT HAD TO HURT.

OK, MIDGE. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

THIS BETTER HAPPEN SOON. THE DEVICE IS ABOUT TO PULSE AGAIN

AND TURN THE WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL INTO GHOSTS!

ALL RIGHT, COIN! NOW IT'S PERSONAL.

AHA! THERE YOU ARE.

I'VE GOT TO PUSH THIS TO THE REVERSE SWITCH.

[GRUNTING]

THE RADIATION IS PUSHING ARCHIE BACK FROM THE DEVICE.

HE'S GOT TO GET TO THE SWITCH

BEFORE REGGIE SNATCHES THE COIN.

YEAH!

HA! NOW YOU'RE MINE AGAIN.

HUH?

HEY! WHERE'D YOU GUYS COME FROM?

ARCHIE, QUICK! GET IN FRONT

OF THE DISH BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

ARCHIE'S NOT HERE.

[GASPS]

OH, NO. I CAN'T SHUT IT OFF!

IT'S GOING TO PULSE AGAIN!

Archie: RELAX, DILTON! IT'S COVERED.

I'M CONFUSED!

YOU'RE ALWAYS CONFUSED, REGGIE. GET USED TO IT!

DON'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN, BIG GUY.

THAT WAS QUITE AN ADVENTURE!

Veronica: OH, ARCHIE-KINS!

HUH?

OH, ARCHIE-KINS, I HAVE 5 FREE TICKETS FOR THE MOVIES.

WE'VE GOT ONE TICKET LEFT.

WANT TO COME AND KEEP ME COMPANY?

WELL, IT'S BACK TO THE LAB.

IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED.

AT LEAST I HAD A GREAT ADVENTURE.

TIME TO DISAPPEAR, I GUESS.

NOT TONIGHT, VERONICA.

I'M GOING TO SPEND THE EVENING

WITH SOME OF MY OTHER FRIENDS.

Archie: A TOAST! TO GOOD FRIENDS!

All: TO GOOD FRIENDS!

Archie: BECAUSE THEY'RE QUIET, SHY,

DON'T QUITE WEAR THE RIGHT CLOTHES,

OR AREN'T AS FLASHY AS THE MORE POPULAR KIDS,

SOME KIDS FEEL INVISIBLE.

I WAS GUILTY OF TREATING DILTON, MIDGE,

AND BIG ETHEL LIKE THEY WERE INVISIBLE

BY NOT REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM.

WHEN DILTON'S INVENTION WENT AWRY, IT REMINDED ME

TO NOTICE AND APPRECIATE ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE IN MY LIFE.

I HOPE YOU DO, TOO.

IT'S A LESSON I WAS GRATEFUL TO LEARN...

IN A LITTLE TOWN CALLED RIVERDALE.

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