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THEN JUST THIS MORNING, THE PRESIDENT DID SOMETHING ELSE

HISTORIC, HE TOOK WHAT'S BELIEVED TO BE THE FIRST OPEN

DIRECT FLIGHT TO ISRAEL FROM SAUDI ARABIA.

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS HOPING HIS VISIT TO ISRAEL WILL HAVE

LONG-TERM EFFECTS.

IN FACT, THE WHITE HOUSE PUT OUT THIS ACTUAL PRESS RELEASE TODAY

SAYING THAT ONE OF THEIR MAJOR GOALS IS TO PROMOTE THE

POSSIBILITY OF LASTING PEACH.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YES, LASTING PEACH.

AND I THINK THIS WILL REALLY RESONATE WITH THE AMERICAN

PEOPLE BECAUSE AMERICANS REALLY WANT SOMETHING WITH PEACH IN

IT -- PEACH ICE CREAM, PEACH COBBLER, IM-PEACH -- ANYTHING

WITH PEACH!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SPREAD AGING A MESSAGE OF HOPE.

NOW, PEOPLE WERE WORRIED THIS WOULD BE A TENSE TRIP, BECAUSE

LAST WEEK TRUMP GAVE CLASSIFIED ISRAELI INTELLIGENCE TO THE

RUSSIANS.

BUT TRUMP EXPLAINED WHY HE'S TECHNICALLY INNOCENT.

>> JUST SO YOU UNDERSTAND, I NEVER MENTIONED THE WORD OR THE

NAME "ISRAEL".

NEVER MENTIONED IT DURING OUR CONVERSATION.

THEY'RE ALL SAYING I DID.

SO, YOU HAD ANOTHER STORY WRONG.

NEVER MENTIONED THE WORD ISRAEL.

>> Stephen: OKAY, OKAY "NEW YORK TIMES," YOU GOT THAT ONE

WRONG, OKAY?

YES, I GAVE AWAY CLASSIFIED INFORMATION TO THE RUSSIANS THAT

EVERYONE KNEW IS FROM ISRAEL.

BUT I DIDN'T SAY ISRAEL UNTIL RIGHT NOW.

ISRAEL, ISRAEL, ISRAEL."

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

IT'S FUNNY, YOU SAY A WORD ENOUGH, IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING

ANYMORE.

ISRAEL.

( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP ALSO TRAVELED TO JERUSALEM

WHERE HE BECAME THE FIRST SITTING PRESIDENT TO VISIT THE

WESTERN WALL, THE HOLIEST SITE IN JUDAISM.

"NICE WALL.

HOW DID YOU GET MEXICO TO PAY FOR IT?

( LAUGHTER ) BY THE WAY, BAY TH BY THE WAY --

MAZEL TACO."

( LAUGHTER ) DOES EVERYONE WANT A LITTLE

DONALD TRUMP PALATE CLEANSER?

GOOD, WE HAVE A CLIP TO SHOW YOU.

IT'S A LITTLE JARRING SO I'M GOING TO PREFACE IT BY SAYING

THAT EVERYONE IS OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE OKAY?

GOOD.

NOW WE CAN ENJOY THIS.

>> OH!

>> Stephen: SHE'S OKAY!

SHE'S OKAY.

ALL RIGHT?

IF I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'VE SAID IT A THOUSAND TIMES!

WE HAVE TO STOP SELLING HERRING-SCENTED

CHILDREN'S-ROMPERS.

( LAUGHTER ) LUCKILY, THE LITTLE GIRL WAS

IMMEDIATELY SAVED BY A NEARBY ACTION-GRANDPA WHO LEAPT INTO

THE SEA-LION INFESTED WATER.

>> MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD!

>> Stephen: THANK YOU, ACTION GRANDPA.

THANK YOU.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LIKE A SEXY ACTION GRANDPA!

( APPLAUSE ) YOU NEED A SEXY ACTION GRAND

PENNSYLVANIA NOT THAT THE OTHER YOUNG

ABLE-BODIED ADULTS DIDN'T ALSO HELP BY RECORDING AND SAYING "OH

MY GOD.

OH MY GOD."

( APPLAUSE ) WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

RACHEL MADDOW, THE REIGNING QUEEN OF CABLE NEWS, IS HERE!

IT IS POSSIBLE DONALD TRUMP WILL COME UP SOMEWHERE IN OUR

CONVERSATION.

STICK AROUND!

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