- Good morning, it's currently half past nine
and I just woke up.
- I thought I would take you along for my morning routine.
- I'm gonna eat my breakfast, drink my coffee.
My nipples are showing.
Maybe you can find me a boyfriend.
Just kidding.
(upbeat music)
- It is eight o'clock in the morning.
Yeah, I'm gonna show you my morning routine.
Let's fucking go.
- Before I leave my bed, I do the most important thing.
I gotta stretch like a baby.
- I'm gonna lie in bed for another half an hour I think.
- My morning routine is pretty short.
So I just get up and I open my curtains.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And then I brush my teeth.
- I'm using a weird Korean toothpaste.
It had like a box of cigarettes on the cover of the box,
'cause it's supposed to be like, hardcore,
make your breath awesome.
- I know it's weird but I just brush my teeth in the shower.
- Bleh!
- I'm done bathing and I'm gonna wash my fash.
- I think I'm gonna do the second cleanser.
So good to keep your skin healthy
even if you're not going outside.
- Everyone does like the ten step cream skincare or whatever
but I've pretty much condensed it down to like five.
It's just, who has time for that?
- I got my hair up in this right now
because barbers are closed.
It's not cute.
(light music)
- I sometimes do my makeup
if I want to feel better about myself.
Lashes.
Oh my God, I think put too much.
Oh, shit.
Okay, that looks so bad.
I'm just gonna pretend like it didn't happen.
- This is the height of my makeup skills.
I used to be emo so I know how to do it.
- Oh!
- Now that I look like Shrek,
I can go and get on with the rest of my morning routine.
- My dad usually leaves breakfast.
I think this is scrambled eggs, yep.
- Usually what I have for breakfast,
half boiled egg with kaya toast.
Spread butter on one side of your toast.
Kaya on this side.
It's basically PB&J.
- This is the breakfast I made.
Toast with almond butter,
bananas, strawberries, and blueberries.
- So good.
- I'm not gonna make anything,
I'm just gonna make coffee with milk.
- And there you have it.
- Ah!
- Oh my gosh.
What would we do if we couldn't have a coffee everyday?
- I don't wanna get shit for this
but I drink coffee with a straw.
It's not a Swedish thing, this is just a me thing
because I don't wanna get yellow teeth.
It's a bit superficial, I guess.
Whatever!
Damn, I love coffee.
(humming)