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- PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER...

- GET YOUR TOES BACK.

- IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO WATCH HIM.

IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS IN THE MOVIE THE SAW,

AND SOMEONE WAS TORTURING HIM.

- I'M COMPLETELY, 100% ON TOP OF EVERYTHING.

- YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT FEELS--

THAT EVER GETS, LIKE, LOUD OR SERIOUS.

- WHEN IT COMES TO ME PAYING EXTRA MONEY,

I'M GOING TO GET LOUD.

- I THINK IT SHOULD BE CALLED THE WHITE CRANBERRY COSMO.

- YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.

- SO WHERE IS THE LAUNCH PARTY GOING TO BE?

WHEN IS IT HAPPENING?

- WE'RE LOOKING, LIKE, DENVER, ASPEN--

LIKE, THERE'S A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT SKI RES--

- NO DENVER. ASPEN. - OKAY. DONE.

YEAH, OKAY. - WE HAVE TO DO ASPEN.

- OKAY.

[upbeat music]

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- LOOK AT YOU. GO TO THE RIGHT. GOOD GIRL.

HI. - HI!

- SOMEONE'S A BIG GIRL.

- OH, MY GOODNESS.

- SHE'S PUSHING ON HER OWN. - HI, SWEET PEA.

HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD.

SO MANY TIMES HAVE I WALKED AROUND DOWNTOWN

AND JUST GLANCED AT ART

WITH NO PLACE TO PUT IT AND SAID,

"YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT LOOKS REALLY NICE."

I JUST WANT TO HELP A NEW YORK ARTIST ON THE STREET, YOU KNOW,

THAT TYPE OF THING TOO, AND IT'S COOL.

- NO, IT'S FANTASTIC.

[jazz music]

- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THESE ARE?

LIKE A RANGE?

YOU'RE FREAKING OUT, I KNOW. - THAT'S NOTHING.

- I KNOW.

THESE ARE COOL TOO. LOOK AT THESE PICTURES OF THESE DOORS.

- YEAH, THAT'S VERY, VERY COOL.

- LOOK HOW CHEAP THIS IS.

I WANT TO GET A COUPLE OF THESE. - YEAH.

- I'M BEING SERIOUS. I KNOW YOU THINK I'M BEING RASH,

BUT I'M NOT. I JUST LIKE IT.

- I DON'T THINK YOU'RE BEING RASH.

- THIS ONE, THIS ONE, AND THAT ONE.

BUT DO WE GET A BETTER DEAL 'CAUSE WE'RE GETTING SO MANY?

$400. ALL RIGHT.

I LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T PAY

$300,000 FOR SOME PAINTING THAT WE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND.

- OKAY. DID YOU JUST CALL ME "MA'AM"?

- YES. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

- "THANK YOU, SIR."

- IF THIS WERE ON MADISON AVENUE

IN A GALLERY, WHATEVER THEY ARE

AND ACTUALLY WHAT THEY'RE MADE OF,

HOW MUCH WOULD THOSE THREE HAVE BEEN?

BE HONEST.

- I MEAN, SEVERAL THOUSAND.

- NEITHER BROOKE NOR MARIETTE

HAVE NEVER TAKEN A CLIENT TO BUY ART OFF THE STREET.

I MEAN, THAT IS-- THAT IS FOREIGN LA-LA LAND.

HI. - HOW ARE YOU?

- HOW ARE YOU? - VERY GOOD.

HOW YOU DOING TODAY? - GOOD TO SEE YOU.

SO THIS IS THE FLAG THAT I LIKE.

- IT'S CALLED LUSCIOUS AMERICA. - RIGHT.

- IT'S, UM, 40 INCHES BY 60 INCHES.

- I LIKE THIS.

DO YOU MAKE A LIMITED NUMBER, OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA MAKE

AS MANY OF THESE AS PEOPLE WANT?

- EVERYTHING IS UNIQUE. I'VE DONE DIFFERENT SIZES.

THIS IS THE LARGEST ONE I'VE EVER DONE.

- OKAY. - I'VE DONE A FEW SMALL ONES.

THE ONES I'VE DONE LARGER JUST HAVE SUCH A BIGGER IMPACT.

- DO YOU LIKE IT? - YES, I DO.

- OKAY, ALL RIGHT. SO LET'S DO IT.

I'M NOT GOING TO CARRY IT HOME TODAY, BUT LET ME--

LET ME GET YOUR CARD AND INFORMATION.

- YEAH, LET'S TAKE THE CARD.

- WELL, I CAN ACTUALLY DO A SWIPE RIGHT NOW

IF YOU HAVE A CREDIT CARD WITH YOU.

- OKAY. LET'S DO IT.

SO YOU LOVE IT? YOU'RE ENDORSING?

- I DO. I LOVE IT. - WOW, ALL RIGHT, COOL.

- IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WENT TO A HOITY-TOITY GALLERY.

I MEAN, YOU SAW SOMETHING YOU LOVED.

IT'S IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. - RIGHT.

ART IS VERY MUCH LIKE BEING SINGLE.

I LIKE YOU. YOU WANT TO COME HOME WITH ME?

IT'S LIKE THAT, SO THIS AMERICAN FLAG

IS COMING HOME WITH ME.

- AMERICAN EXPRESS LOVES TO HAVE YOU CALL

ANY PURCHASES OVER $1,000. - OH, ALL RIGHT.

- SO YOU CAN USE ANOTHER CARD THAT WON'T MAKE YOU CALL--

- NO, NO, NO. IT'LL HAVE TO-- I HAVE TO CALL THEM.

I DON'T KNOW WHY IT ALWAYS HAPPENS.

THIS IS REALLY ANNOYING.

FINALLY I CAN SPEND MONEY, AND I CAN'T EVEN DO IT.

- THAT'S AMERICAN EXPRESS FOR YOU. THEY THINK THEY CAN--

- ALL THE YEARS I COULDN'T AFFORD--

THEY NEVER CALLED ME TO SAY THERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH CHARGE.

NOW THAT I FINALLY CAN, THEY'RE CALLING ME.

NOW I'M HAVING MY CREDIT QUESTIONED BY A STREET VENDOR.

ONLY IN NEW YORK DOES THAT HAPPEN.

- YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CARD, THOUGH?

- I DO, BUT THIS IS WHAT I'M PUTTING IT ON.

- OH, OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DEAL WITH IT MONDAY

IN BUSINESS HOURS 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT ANSWERING.

- IT'S OURS. RED DOT IT. - YEAH, RED DOT IT.

- IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING YOU.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH, AND GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.

- THANK YOU. NO, THIS IS EXCITING.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

SEE YOU LATER. - WE'RE VERY EXCITED.

- YOU THINK I'M SO, LIKE, UPPER EAST SIDE

LIKE, SQUARE, DON'T YOU?

- NO, I DON'T--I THINK YOU HAVE A LITTLE--A HIDDEN SIDE.

- [laughs] [Bryn speaks gibberish]

[soft pop music]

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[bell ringing]

- BRYN.

LOOK AT HOW COOL MOMMY LOOKS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - HI, BUBBA.

SHE'S STILL IN PAJAMAS?

- TELL MOMMY WHAT YOU'RE EATING. - COUSCOUS.

- COUSCOUS.

- COUSCOUS. - SAY, "I LOVE SUSHI."

- I LOVE SUSHI. - AWW.

- CAN WE SIT? - WHAT'S GOING ON?

- DAWA WILL FEED HER. SIT DOWN. - OH.

DAWA, CAN YOU TAKE OVER? I'M BEING TOLD TO SIT DOWN.

- SHE'S EATING WELL, HUH? AS USUAL.

- SHE IS. SHE ATE ALL THE BEANS.

- THIS IS A-- - WHAT IS THIS FOR?

- AN EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT. - WHY?

- IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN EARLY OFFICE CHRISTMAS GIFT.

- OH, AN OFFICE--

OH, IT'S-- - IT'S A CHRISTMAS GIFT.

- SOMETHING TO KEEP MY STUFF ORGANIZED?

- IN A WORD.

- BRYN, LOOK IT. DADDY HAS A PRESENT.

WHOA.

WHOA! [laughs]

WOW. THANK YOU.

THAT'S AWESOME. THANK YOU.

- FOR YOUR NEW DESK AND FOR THE OFFICE.

- WOW.

- ARE YOU READY FOR ALL THIS? - THAT'S SO NICE.

THANK YOU. I GUESS SO.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK? HOW DO YOU FEEL?

- I FEEL GOOD. I FEEL A LITTLE, UH, OVERWHELMED.

I FEEL, UH, A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE OF IT.

BUT EXCITEMENT TAKES OVER ALL THAT STUFF.

- YOU HAVE TO MAKE DECISIONS FOR YOURSELF.

YOU HAVE TO DECIDE. - IT'S NOT AB--

IT'S ABOUT THAT, AND IT'S ALSO ABOUT US.

AND WORKING TOGETHER IS, YOU KNOW, IT'S A CHALLENGE,

AND IT'S A CHALLENGE ON THE RELATIONSHIP.

IT'S A CHALLENGE ON ME LOOKING AT YOU

AS STILL MY WIFE AND MY LOVER

AND MY FRIEND AND NOT JUST BUSINESS.

SO THAT'S JUST MY FEAR.

- I UNDERSTAND. - YOU KNOW?

- LET ME JUST ASK YOU ANOTHER QUESTION,

'CAUSE, LIKE, I TALKED TO DR. AMADOR ABOUT THIS.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WORK WITH SKINNYGIRL...

- MM-HMM.

- WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO DO? - THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

- YOU HAVE TO ULTIMATELY DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

I'M NOT SAYING-- - YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

- AS A FRIEND-- NOT EVEN AS YOUR WIFE--

AS A FRIEND, AS A PERSON THAT KNOWS YOU,

UM, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING THAT INSPIRES YOU

AND THAT YOU'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT AND NOT THAT'S JUST A JOB

BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE LUXURY OF BEING ABLE TO DO THAT.

SO YOU SHOULD NOT JUST... - YEAH, I KNOW THIS.

- BE DOING SOMETHING THAT YOU JUST DO AND YOU'VE BEEN DOING

FOR YEARS BECAUSE IT JUST PAYS A CHECK.

- IT'S A HARD QUESTION.

I'M SURE, IF YOU ASK A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT,

IT'S A HARD QUESTION.

TO NOT ONLY DO WHAT YOU LOVE

AND PAY YOUR BILLS, YOU KNOW,

WHEN YOU HAVE A FAMILY, YOU HAVE A BABY.

IT'S DIFFERENT FOR US. I GET IT.

BUT STILL AS A MAN, THOUGH, THERE'S A PRIDE.

I MEAN, I WANT TO--

I WANT TO EARN WHAT I DO AND WHAT I MAKE AND WHAT--

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? IT'S A BIG ADJUSTMENT.

THAT'S WHY IT'S HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE

WHAT'S MINE.

THIS IS MY JOB. THIS IS MY STUFF.

I HAVE CONTROL OVER THIS.

AND BETHENNY HAS HER STUFF.

IT'S A TOUGH THING.

- BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?

- THAT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION.

- WELL, IT'S TIME TO ANSWER IT.

- I-I CAN'T GIVE YOU AN ANSWER RIGHT NOW.

- OKAY.

WELL, IF YOU DON'T--

IF YOU DON'T NEED THIS, THEN YOU DON'T NEED IT.

IF YOU NEED IT, THEN YOU NEED IT.

- WH-- [chuckles] I LOVE IT.

- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - YEAH.

- IT'S REALLY-- IT'S UP TO YOU, BUT...

I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE MIXED MESSAGES FOR EVERYBODY HERE.

- NO, I UNDERSTAND.

- I WANT US TOGETHER TO MAKE A DECISION.

LIKE, TO BE LIKE, "IS THIS WHAT WE'RE DOING?

IS THIS NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING?" - MM-HMM.

- BECAUSE, IF IT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING,

THEN SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD BE DOING IT,

AND THAT SHOULD BE THEIR JOB.

- I THANK YOU FOR THIS. - OH, NO.

- AND I'M SURE IT WILL COME INTO USE.

- IF NOT, YOU CAN GIVE IT TO JACKIE.

- [chuckles]

- NO, S-- I'M BEING 100% SERIOUS.

- SHE ALREADY GOT A IPAD.

- IT'S IF, YOU KNOW-- IT'S FOR THE OFFICE, SO...

IF YOU NEED IT, YOU NEED IT.

IF YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T.

- HI. - HI.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GOOD.

- I'D LIKE A REFUND FOR MY LAST THERAPY SESSION, PLEASE.

- YOU WANT A REFUND FOR YOUR LAST SESSION?

- YES, YES. - OKAY.

- WELL, FOR AT LEAST A PART OF IT.

- WHICH PART? - THE PART WHEN YOU SAID

IT WAS JUST, LIKE, SO SIMPLE WITH JASON

ABOUT, UH, THE DECISION.

- I MEAN, WHAT-- IT DOESN'T FEEL SIMPLE.

- SO I HAD BEEN THINKING THIS WHOLE TIME

THAT HE WAS TOTALLY SURE,

BECAUSE HE'S BEEN WORKING ON MY STUFF A TON.

HE'S BEEN KIND OF REALLY TRANSITIONING

AND LEARNING ALL THE BOOKS AND ALL THIS STUFF,

THE ENTIRE INFRASTRUCTURE OF THE BUSINESS.

SO I'M THINKING, "OKAY, HE REALLY WANTS TO BE PART OF THIS,

"AND I'M THE ONE WHO REALLY HAS TO RIP THE BAND-AID OFF

AND BE LIKE, 'OKAY. WE'RE DOING THIS.'"

SO I GOT HIM A NICE LAPTOP COMPUTER,

AND HE WAS LIKE, "THANK YOU. THIS IS GREAT."

AND I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, SO, LIKE, WE'RE DOING THIS."

AND HE WAS LIKE, "WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY COMPLICATED,

"AND, YOU KNOW, I HESITATE BECAUSE OF YOU AND I

AND ALL OF THIS." AND I WAS LIKE--

- DID YOU EVER FIND OUT WHY HE'S HESITANT?

- HE'S HESITANT ABOUT IF THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH US,

HE'S [bleep]ED, HE LEFT HIS JOB WITH HIS 401(k),

AND NOW HE'S SITTING HERE WORKING WITH ME.

AND ALSO HE'S-- HE'S HESITANT

ABOUT, UH, DAMAGING OUR RELATIONSHIP

BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO DIVISION

BETWEEN WORK AND RELATIONSHIP. - RIGHT.

- HOWEVER, THERE ALREADY ISN'T,

SO WE EITHER SOLVE THE PROBLEM ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

EITHER WE SEPARATE-- AND THIS IS WHAT I DO,

AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO--

OR YOU COME OVER TO THE DARK SIDE.

AND EVERYTHING IN LIFE

CAN'T JUST COME EASILY. YOU GOTTA--

YOU GOTTA TAKE SOME CHANCES IN LIFE,

AND IT'S GOING TO BE SCARY.

AND I CAN'T DO THAT FOR YOU.

I-I CAN ONLY TELL YOU, AS A FRIEND, WHAT I THINK.

AND IT MAY BE TOO MUCH, BUT HE--

I SAID, "I THINK THAT YOU'RE NOT RESPECTING YOURSELF

BY NOT DOING WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO."

I DON'T KNOW, IT-- I REALLY DISAGREE WITH YOU.

I THINK IT IS COMPLICATED. - MM-HMM.

I THINK IT'S REALLY SIMPLE.

- SO TELL ME WHY YOU THINK IT'S SIMPLE.

- I THINK IT'S SIMPLE BECAUSE I THINK,

IF YOU'RE REALLY LISTENING TO EACH OTHER

AND CONVEYING GENUINE RESPECT AND CURIOSITY,

YOU CAN WORK OUT A LOT OF THINGS.

AND WHAT I HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT JASON,

WHETHER IT'S IN YOUR LOVE LIFE OR YOUR WORK LIFE WITH HIM,

IS A LOT OF NOT LISTENING TO EACH OTHER

AND A LACK OF RESPECT, AT LEAST BY YOUR ACCOUNT.

I WASN'T IN THE ROOM.

BUT YOU'RE SAYING HE HESITATED,

AND WHAT YOU--WHAT YOU DID, BETHENNY, IS LAUNCHED INTO,

"LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU.

YOU SHOULD BE LEAVING WHAT YOU'RE DOING,"

IS ONE OF THE QUOTES THAT-- - YOU'RE RIGHT.

- YOU WENT INTO REACTING TO WHAT HE SAID

BY GIVING HIM LOTS OF ADVICE.

BUT I DIDN'T HEAR THAT HE ASKED YOU FOR ADVICE.

THAT'S THE PART I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT IS SIMPLE.

WHICH IS WHEN YOU FOCUS-- WHEN YOU'RE INTERACTING

WITH EACH OTHER, WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO EACH OTHER--

ON CONVEYING RESPECT.

AND THE BEST WAY TO CONVEY RESPECT IS TO LISTEN

TO THE OTHER PERSON RATHER THAN REACT TO IT

BY TELLING THEM, "YOU SHOULD DO THIS. I THINK YOU'RE--"

- OKAY. - YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING?

- RIGHT, I GUESS SO.

SO I GUESS I SHOULD JUST, LIKE, LET HIM

DO WHAT HE NEEDS TO DO AND HELP AS MUCH AS HE WANTS TO HELP.

AND IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO RIP OFF THE BAND-AID,

THEN HE DOESN'T HAVE TO DO THAT UNTIL HE WANTS TO.

YEAH, MAYBE I'VE BEEN PUSHING HIM.

COMING UP...

IT'S THE END OF AN ERA.

- IT'S GOING TO BE FINE. - I'M IN FULL-ON DENIAL.

- DENIAL. DENIAL.

I WAS LIKE, "OH, I FEEL GREAT."

- THINKING ABOUT WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE EVERY DAY.

LIKE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WALK IN AND, LIKE,

SAY HI TO COOKIE EVERY MORNING.

- YOU THOUGHT I WAS THEMED OUT ON THAT BOAT?

WAIT TILL THE LAST ONE.

- WHY, YOU'RE GOING TO THEME IT OUT?

- WHY NOT? - ARE YOU REALLY?

- I'M A SNOW BUNNY. [laughter]

- ARE YOU REALLY?

- I LOVE BEING SO PUFFY AND FAT

THAT, LIKE, YOU CAN'T FIT THROUGH DOORS,

LIKE, IN THE SNOW.

LIKE, AND YOU FALL, AND IT DOESN'T MATTER.

LIKE, I LOVE THE SNOW. I REALLY DO.

- BEAM'S BEEN UNBELIEVABLE. THEY LET ME FLY.

WHEN I TOLD THEM,

"WE HAVE TO DO THE LAUNCH IN ASPEN,"

THEY ARE LIKE ON-LAND COMBAT.

EVERY TIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS, I REALIZE,

"THANK JESUS THAT I DID THIS DEAL."

BECAUSE THEY CAN JUST FACILITATE AND OPERATE LIKE THIS.

AND I LOVE THAT.

[door shuts] OH, HI.

- WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? - WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO ASPEN?

- FRIDAY. - FRIDAY THE 2ND.

- WHAT TIME DO YOU LEAVE ON WEDNESDAY, AFTERNOON?

- LIKE, 3:00. - OH, THAT'S GOOD.

- AND THEN THE BABY-- THEN I CAN HANG OUT

WITH THE BABY DURING THE DAY ON THURSDAY.

IF WE DO SKI, IT'S GOING TO BE FOR AN HOUR, TWO HOURS, NOTHING.

AND, UM-- - JACKIE SKIS? YOU SKI, JACKIE?

- WELL, SNOWB--

I CALL SNOWBOARDING "SKIING." DO YOU CALL IT--

DO YOU SAY "BOARD"? I SAY "SKI."

BUT YOU'RE, LIKE, YOUNGER. - SNOWBOARDING.

WHY WOULDN'T YOU SAY, "I'M GOING SNOWBOARDING"?

- IT'S A LONGER WORD. I JUST SAY "SKI."

IT'S LIKE SKIING MEANS GOING ON A MOUNTAIN IN THE SNOW TO ME.

LIKE, I STILL CALL SNOWBOARDING "SKIING."

[deep voice] I'M GONNA GO BOARDING. I'M GONNA SHRED IT UP.

- I DIDN'T SAY "BOARDING." I CALLED IT "SNOWBOARDING."

- NO, I KNOW, I JUST DON'T-- IT'S JUST ONE OF THE THINGS.

- OH, YOUR LINGO. I GOT YOU. - I DO.

- I'M SAD THAT I'M NOT GOING, BUT THAT'S JUST SO NOT ME.

- OH, YOU HAVE FRESHMANITIS. YOU'RE SO OUT OF HERE.

YOU DON'T EVEN CARE.

- NO, NO, I DO CARE. IT MAKES ME SAD.

IT MAKES ME SAD THAT I'M NOT GOING.

- NOT FRESHMANITIS, SENIORITIS. SENIORITIS.

- YEAH, I WAS LIKE, "FRESHMANITIS?"

- SHE HAS SENIORITIS. YOU HAVE SENIORITIS.

100%. - [laughs]

- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA-- - YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.

- SHE COULD GIVE A RAT'S ASS. - NO, I CARE.

STOP. - OH, MY GOD.

SUCH SENIORITIS. IT'S RIDICULOUS.

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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE EVER GONE OUT TO LUNCH IN FIVE YEARS?

- NEVER. - THAT'S CRAZY

THAT IT TOOK ALL THIS TIME TO GO TO LUNCH NOW.

- I KNOW.

- CHEERS. - CHEERS.

- LAST LADIES-- WE'RE LADIES WHO LUNCH TODAY.

HOW ABOUT THIS? I NEVER LUNCH. - WE DON'T DO THIS.

LIKE, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - I NEVER--

I DON'T LUNCH AS A VERB.

- NO, YOU, LIKE, RUN TO PITA GRILL, AND THEN YOU LEAVE.

AND I'M SITTING THERE, PAY, AND THEN WE'RE, LIKE, EATING HUMMUS.

- EXACTLY. - THAT'S HOW WE EAT LUNCH.

- AND I WAS-- I'VE BEEN, LIKE,

CONCERNED THAT, YOU KNOW, LIKE, I'VE CHANGED.

LIKE, "HAVE I CHANGED? AND AM I, LIKE--"

- NO. YOU HAVE--THAT'S ONE THING THAT PEOPLE ASK.

"WELL, HAS THE MONEY CHANGED BETHENNY?"

AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, I MEAN, WE, LIKE, RECYCLE BAGS, BUT, LIKE--"

[laughter] YOU KNOW.

NO, BUT, LIKE, NOT CHANGED YOU AS A PERSON.

LIKE, YOU CAN AL--YOU ALWAYS HAD THAT BITCHY SIDE TO YOU.

THERE WAS NEVER-- THAT WAS ALWAYS.

YOU STILL-- YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE.

- YOU KNOW WE'RE CLOSE WHEN YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT

AND NO REACTION.

ARE YOU GOING TO MISS MY INAPPROPRIATENESS?

- MM-HMM. GONNA MISS A LOT OF THINGS.

IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY WEIRD. I, LIKE, LIVE WITH YOU.

- I KNOW.

I AM SOME ANIMAL, THOUGH.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT EVEN CAME FROM.

YOU KNOW WHAT, EVERYBODY'S AN ANIMAL.

YOU'RE NOT REALLY AN ANIMAL.

YOU ARE IN YOUR OWN WAY. JACKIE'S AN ANIMAL.

JACKIE'S GOT A WARPED, DEMENTED SIDE LIKE I DO.

- UH-HUH.

YOU GUYS ARE SIMILAR.

- OH, MY GOD, HOW ABOUT THE FIRST DAY

THAT YOU WERE NOT THERE,

AND THE WALL STREET JOURNAL CAME TO INTERVIEW ME

ABOUT MY BUSINESS,

AND JACKIE TOLD THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

THAT I WAS SLEEPING?

I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU TOLD

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL I WAS SLEEPING?"

AND SHE [bleep] HERSELF.

LITERALLY, I THINK SHE HAD TO CHANGE HER PANTS.

WHO TELLS THE WALL STREET JOURNAL YOU'RE SLEEPING?

- NO, I'D PROBABLY SAID TO HER, "NEVER WAKE HER UP."

- OH, NO. YEAH. - THAT'S PROBABLY WHY.

THAT'S PROBABLY WHY. - NO, 'CAUSE I NEVER SLEEP.

AND I WASN'T EVEN SLEEPING.

WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU SENT ME TO AN INTERVIEW WITH NO PANTS?

AND THEY--ONLY-- IT WAS A NECK-UP INTERVIEW,

SO I JUST DID THE INTERVIEW WITH NO PANTS.

- THAT WAS HER. THAT WASN'T ME.

- OH, I'M SURE.

- NO, SHE DID THE CHECKLIST.

- OKAY, I HAD NO PANTS. - AND SHE WAS--

- I WENT IN AN INTERVIEW.

I WAS LIKE, "IT'S FINE. IT WAS HEAD-UP."

- THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLING ME

WHEN I WAS, LIKE, OUT RUNNING AN ERRAND.

I WAS LIKE, "WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG?"

- AN INTERVIEW WITH NO PANTS.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE WERE DOING.

IT'S THAT KIND OF VIBE.

JULIE SAID IT BEST, "GET ON THE TRAIN,

OR GET OUT OF THE WAY." - AND I REMEMBER THE DAY--

MY FIRST DAY AT WORK, AND IT WAS LIKE THIS WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD.

BUT, LIKE, WE USUALLY JUST FLY BY THE SEAT OF OUR PANTS,

AND NOW IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

- NO, YOU HAVE A STRUCTURE. WHAT SOMEONE SAID TO ME RECENTLY

WAS THAT JULIE'S THE WOMAN BEHIND THE WOMAN,

THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES ON.

AND YOU'RE JUST DEALING WITH IT, LIKE, MAKING IT EASIER.

LOOK AT HOW MUCH YOU'VE GROWN UP,

LIKE, YOU--I MEAN, JUST THE WAY YOU--THE WAY YOU FEEL...

- I KNOW, I KNOW. - THE WAY YOU LOOK...

THE WAY YOU'RE CONFIDENT-- - I JUST HAVE GROWN UP.

- YOU'VE CHANGED SO MUCH. YOU'VE TOTALLY GROWN.

I MEAN, YOU WERE NOT REALLY, LIKE, A WOMAN WHEN I MET YOU.

YOU WERE, LIKE, STILL IN COLLEGE.

- YEAH, YEAH. I WAS IN MY EARLY 20s.

- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- TO REFLECT ON ALL THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I'VE GAINED

IN BEING HER ASSISTANT, IN BEING HER FRIEND,

IN BEING BRYN'S GODMOTHER, I MEAN, IT'S--

IT'S THINGS THAT--IT TAKES ME A WHILE TO EVEN PUT INTO WORDS.

IT'S JUST AN EXPERIENCE THAT WE WENT THROUGH TOGETHER,

AND NO ONE ELSE WILL BE ABLE TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US.

- IT'S THE END OF AN ERA.

- IT IS. - IT REALLY IS.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, CHANGE IS GOOD.

I'M IN FULL-ON DENIAL. - I MEAN, IT'S GONNA BE FINE.

DENIAL. - NO, I KNOW, BUT, LIKE--

- DENIAL. DENIAL.

YOU'VE BEEN REALLY AMAZING ABOUT IT ALL,

BUT IT WAS JUST RECENTLY THAT I REALIZED

IT'S ALL FULL-ON DENIAL. I WAS LIKE, "OH, I FEEL GREAT."

IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

- I KNOW. I'M THINKING ABOUT IT'S--

I AM THINKING ABOUT [bleep] UP IN MY HEAD.

I'M THINKING ABOUT WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE EVERY DAY.

LIKE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WALK IN

AND, LIKE, SAY HI TO COOKIE EVERY MORNING

AND GET COFFEE AND, LIKE, IT'S JUST GOING TO BE DIFFERENT.

LIKE, I WAS IN THE OFFICE WITH JACKIE YESTERDAY,

AND YOU WEREN'T THERE, AND IT WAS QUIET.

IT WAS WEIRD.

IT'S GOING TO BE VERY WEIRD.

I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE WE--

I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T THINK THAT, IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD.

[somber music]

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OH, MY GOD, I'M SO MAD AT MYSELF!

HOW COULD I GET RID OF COWBOY HATS?

WHY DO I HAVE OBSESSIVE PURGING?

- YOU HAVE THE ONE FROM CABO.

- WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE WE DOING NOW?

WHAT DID--WHAT WAS YOUR SOLUTION TO THE COWBOY HAT PROBLEM?

- I-I DON'T HAVE ONE.

WELL, NOW YOU HAVE A REASON TO GO ON EBAY.

- THANK YOU. WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?

HI, DAWA.

WHAT'S MY DAYTIME "WALK AROUND ASPEN" LOOK? IS IT THIS?

- YEAH. - IS THIS WHO I AM?

FIRST ONE? - FIRST ONE.

- DAWA DOESN'T PUT YOU ON THE WORST DRESSED LIST.

LIKE, SHE'S NOT GOING TO MESS AROUND AND LIE

WITH THE DALAI LAMA LOOKING OVER HER SHOULDER.

LOVE IT. DAWA?

IS THIS ANOTHER-- - I LOVE THAT COLOR.

LET DAWA SEE. - ONE TO TEN.

WHAT WAS THAT? FOUR.

DAWA.

- YEAH, TERRIBLE. - I CAN'T EVEN ST--

YOU LIKE IT?

IT'S GOOD? - YEAH.

- IT'S THAT NERVOUS LAUGH.

SHE'LL MAKE A NERVOUS LAUGH.

SHE'LL BE LIKE-- [laughs nervously]

I'M LIKE, "IT'S OKAY, TELL ME. I'M UGLY, I KNOW.

THIS--A PROBLEM. IT'S OKAY, BRING IT."

- [laughs nervously]

- YOU LIKE IT? - YEAH.

- YOU DO? I'M PRETTY COOL.

HALLOWEEN. [laughter]

OH, I'M GOOD NOW. I NOW HAVE A FASHION GURU.

HALLOWEEN. SHE'S GREAT. YOU'RE GETTING A RAISE.

AWESOME. HALLOWEEN.

THANKS, DAWA. I APPRECIATE IT.

COMING UP...

- [whispers] OH, MY GOD. I LOVE THE AIR.

- WHAT TIME IS IT ANYWAY, BY THE WAY?

- IT'S, UH, 11:15. - IT'S 1:00 IN NEW YORK.

- I DON'T NEED TO JUSTIFY. IT'S 11:15 HERE...

AND I'M HAVING A COCKTAIL.

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♪ ♪

- READY? - READY.

- [gasps] GET MAMA! - READY.

- AAH! - AAH!

all: AAH!

- OH! - OH, WOW.

- WE'RE HOME!

[Bryn coos]

LOOK IT, BRYN! - WOW.

- BRYN, THAT'S THE MOUNTAIN.

THAT'S THE SNOW, MY LITTLE SNOW BUNNY.

- OH, MY GOSH. - OH, MY GOD.

- LOOK AT THIS. - HERE ARE THE BOARDS.

- THIS IS THE BOARD. IT'S BIGGER.

- SO COOL. - CAME OUT REALLY NICE.

I HAVE TO SAY. - THEY'RE AWESOME.

- I WAS LIKE-- - JACKET.

- I WAS BEING A LITTLE ORNERY-- - JACKET.

- JACKET? - OH, WE'LL GET YOUR JACKET OFF.

OKAY. LOOK, BRYN, THAT'S A GONDOLA.

WE CAN TAKE A RIDE ON THERE. SAY "GONDOLA."

GONDOLA. - "GONDEEDA."

- EXACTLY. - GOOD JOB.

- LOOK WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR.

LOOK AT THE OUTFIT FOR HER.

THEY DON'T PLAY. BRYN, THEY DON'T PLAY AT ALL.

- WOW. - LOOK, AND THEN ANOTHER OUTFIT.

- JACKET.

- YOU HAVE A JACKET, SWEET BABY GIRL.

THIS IS FOR JASON.

MATT HESSE'S COMING HERE, AND HE IS GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN

HOW TO MERCHANDISE AND HOW TO COME CORRECT.

'CAUSE HE'S GOING TO TRY TO GLOM OFF OF THIS WHOLE BEAM THING,

WHICH I DON'T BLAME HIM,

BUT HE BETTER COME AND REALIZE HOW IT'S DONE IN THE BIG-TIME.

WE'VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY.

WE USED TO GO TO CHINATOWN

TO GET THE SKINNYGIRL T-SHIRTS PRINTED OURSELVES FOR EVENTS,

AND NOW WE SHOW UP TO HOTEL ROOMS,

AND THERE ARE FLEECES AND VESTS

AND THE CUSTOM SNOWBOARD THAT I DESIGNED.

AND I MEAN, THIS IS LEGIT.

IT'S TIME TO GO TO SLEEP, BABY.

- IT IS SO GORGEOUS.

- [whispers] OH, MY GOD. I LOVE THE AIR.

- UH, WHAT TIME IS IT ANYWAY, BY THE WAY?

- IT'S, UH, 11:15. - IT IS ONLY 11:00 A.M.?

- IT'S 1:00 IN NEW YORK.

- IT IS 1:00 IN NEW YORK, BUT I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE

IN THAT WHOLE "IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE."

I DON'T NEED TO JUSTIFY.

IT'S 11:15 HERE, AND I'M HAVING A COCKTAIL.

NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME

DRINKING COCKTAILS AND ENJOYING THEM.

- THAT'S VERY TRUE.

- AND THAT'S THE GOD'S HONEST TRUTH.

I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE HAD A BABY

BECAUSE I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN KNOCKED UP,

SO THERE ARE A LOT OF POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT ME

LIKING TO DRINK AT 11:15 IN THE MORNING,

NOT TO MENTION THIS IS DELIGHTFUL. CHEERS.

- CHEERS. - TO ASPEN.

- CHEERS. [glasses clink]

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♪ ♪

- YOU NEED SOCKS. - I KNOW.

THERE ARE SOME SOCKS IN THAT PILE

OUT THERE ON THE RIGHT BY THAT CLUB CHAIR.

LIKE, ON THE RIGHT.

BRING YOUR JUGS OUT, JESUS.

OKAY.

CAMERA, LIPSTICK, EVERYTHING.

- MAMA. - OKAY.

DON'T WORRY. WHO CARES? SHE LOVES MAKEUP.

- NO WORRIES. NO WORRIES.

CAN YOU HELP ME, BRYN?

- LOOK AT HER FACE. - OH, MY GOD.

- PUT IT ON YOUR LIPS, BUBBA.

OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE SILL--

YOU'RE TOO PRETTY FOR MAKEUP, I TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU'RE TOO PRETTY FOR MAKE--

NO MORE. - NO MORE.

- OKAY, AND MY PURSE--I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WITH THAT.

I'M A DISASTER RIGHT NOW.

DISAST-- - SO ARE WE.

- OKAY. - SO ARE WE.

- SO ARE WE. - SO ARE WE.

MY PURSE.

KISSY MOMMY. SAY, "KISSY MOMMY."

- MOMMY.

- ALL RIGHT, WE GOT EVERYTHING.

- YOU GOT MY HOOKER BOOTS? - I DO.

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♪ ♪

- THIS EVENT IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE THIS IS

THE LAUNCH OF THE THIRD...

WHOO!

SKINNYGIRL READY-TO-DRINK COCKTAIL.

BEAM WILL HAVE SOME OF THEIR TOP SALESPEOPLE HERE.

THEY WILL HAVE PEOPLE FROM THEIR CORPORATE OFFICES,

SALES REPS.

THERE WILL BE PRESS HERE.

YOU NEED THE PROPER LAUNCH

JUST TO SET THE TONE, JUST TO LET THE CUSTOMERS KNOW,

"WE'RE REALLY EXCITED. WE'RE PUTTING THIS MUCH MONEY

"AND MARKETING BEHIND THIS PRODUCT AND THIS BRAND.

SO YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED."

IT JUST-- IT JUST SETS THE TONE,

AND IT-- IT GETS IT GOING.

I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW MANY MEMORIES I HAVE FROM HERE.

- SO PRETTY.

- IT'S JUST FUN TO COME BACK, AND I WAS SO DEAD BROKE

WHEN I USED TO COME.

IT WAS ALWAYS, LIKE, STAYING WITH SOMEONE

OR FINAGLING IT OR FIGURING OUT A TICKET.

AND, YOU KNOW, I HAD NOTHING TO DO IN L.A.,

SO I'D FIGURE OUT HOW I COULD STAY HERE LONGER

AND STAY WITH PEOPLE. - THAT'S CRAZY.

- AND IT'S JUST FUNNY TO COME BACK ON THESE TERMS.

- IT'S SO CRAZY BECAUSE, LIKE,

YOU'RE SO, LIKE, DIFFERENT NOW BUSINESS-WISE, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, YOU WANT TO COME IN, GO IN, GO OUT, YOU KNOW?

YOU WANT TO DO YOUR BUSINESS. YOU WANT TO, LIKE--

- OH, I USED TO BE LIKE, "HOW CAN I STAY?"

- YEAH. IT'S--

- HOWEVER, IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU SAY THAT

BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO GO TO L.A. ON MONDAY,

AND YOU SEE ME TRYING TO STAY TILL TUESDAY.

WHENEVER I'M HERE, I WANT TO STAY.

- WELL, YOU PROBABLY HAVE GOOD MEMORIES HERE, SO THAT'S WHY.

- I'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE, "THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS."

THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

AND I MISS THAT.

AND IT'S A TIME THAT I'LL NEVER GO BACK TO AGAIN.

IT'S A MOMENT IN TIME.

AND I CAN SMELL IT, I CAN TASTE IT,

I CAN TOTALLY REMEMBER IT-- LOVE. LOVE IT.

HI.

- SKINNYGIRL WHITE CRANBERRY COSMO?

- I SURE WOULD, DARLING, THANK YOU.

HI.

- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?

IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT LOOKS GREAT, DOESN'T IT?

IT'S SO GREAT. - YEAH.

- AND WHO'S HERE? WHO'S EVERYBODY--

- SO WE HAVE PRESS PEOPLE HERE. WE HAVE BINNERS.

UM, WE HAVE SOME BEAM PEOPLE, SOME OF OUR RETAILERS,

UM, AND OUR DISTRIBUTORS ARE HERE.

- ARE YOU GLAD WE DECIDED TO DO IT IN ASPEN?

- I AM. I'M SO GLAD.

- EVEN THOUGH IT'S LESS OF A PRESS-CENTRAL CITY?

- IT'S FINE. IT'S R-- IT'S SPOT-ON.

- IT'S THIS. - YEAH, EXACTLY.

SO IT'S THE PERFECT LOCATION, YOU KNOW?

- YEAH. - AND JUST LIKE--

IT'S THE HOLIDAY COCKTAIL. EVERYTHING TIES IN, YOU KNOW?

- THAT'S PERFECT. - THE CITY LOOKS GORGEOUS.

I MEAN, THE GONDOLA RIDE UP-- HOW CRAZY WAS THAT?

- IT'S AMAZING. IT'S AMAZING.

OH, JASON WOULD LOVE THIS. - I KNOW.

- JASON SEES SO MANY THINGS WITH ME, BUT YEAH,

HE WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS. - HE WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS, SO--

- I'M GOING TO LAY OFF A LITTLE BIT.

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT

HE WANTED BECAUSE HE HAD SAID THAT SO MANY TIMES,

BUT SOMETIMES WHEN SOMETHING BECOMES REALLY REAL,

YOU GET A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS.

AND I THINK THAT'S WHERE JASON IS RIGHT NOW,

SO I AM STEPPING BACK.

BUT I'M HERE FOR BUSINESS.

I HAVE TO DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO.

AND IF IT'S BOOZING AND SCHMOOZING...

CHEERS. THEN SO BE IT.

- GOOD TO SEE YOU. - AH, I KNOW.

- IS THIS OKAY FOR YOU? - IT'S A TEN.

- NOW I GET A B-PLUS? - NO, IT'S AN A-PLUS.

- THAT'S GOOD. - IT'S AN A-PLUS.

PERFECT. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.

BEAM AND I DEFINITELY HAVE OUR DIFFERENCES,

BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, THEY EXECUTE,

AND THIS IS PRECISELY WHY I GOT INTO BUSINESS WITH THEM.

THIS LAUNCH.

SEAMLESS, PERFECT,

WHAT IT NEEDED TO BE.

- THESE TWO LADIES-- - HI.

- HI, BETHENNY. LESLIE. - HOW ARE YOU?

NICE TO MEET YOU. - MINNESOTA.

- HELLO. - HI, HOW ARE YOU?

- HI. VERY WELL. THANK YOU.

- ARE YOU GUYS THE ONE-- I HEARD ABOUT THE LETTER.

WHO WROTE THE LETTER? WHO'S THE BOSS?

- I DID, I DID. - SHE DID.

- OH. - AND THIS IS MY BOSS.

- OH, THAT'S SO NICE. - SHE'S AMAZING.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET TO WORK FOR A FEMALE BOSS

AND REALLY ENJOY YOUR JOB?

- I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T THINK YOU COULD

ASK MY ASSISTANT THAT QUESTION, THOUGH.

WE'LL GET HER OVER HERE,

AND WE'LL SEE WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT.

JACKIE! - OH, NO!

- I'D LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT THE REASON THAT THEY'RE HERE--

THIS IS HER BOSS, AND SHE WROTE A LETTER

ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL SHE IS.

- I'LL WRITE A LETTER.

- FYI, I THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WRITE A LETTER.

- WHAT WOULD THE LETTER SAY? WHAT WOULD THE LETTER SAY?

- THANK YOU FOR EMPLOYING ME,

UH, TAKING ME TO ASPEN, CABO, YOU KNOW,

GETTING TO DRINK ON THE JOB--

THERE'S MANY THINGS THAT I COULD TH--

- "THANK YOU FOR CABO AND ASPEN."

IT'S LIKE A SPOILED CHILD. - I LOVE YOU.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.

I DON'T KNOW. THIS WOMAN'S, LIKE, POURING HER HEART OUT

ABOUT INSPIRATION AND CHANGING MY LIFE AND ADMIRATION,

AND JACKIE'S LIKE, "I GOT TO WEAR A BIKINI,

"SNOWBOARD FOR FREE, AND DRINK BOOZE.

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES."

AND IT'S JUST LIKE, "REALLY? THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING?"

THIS IS SOME SCHOLARSHIP PROGRAM.

- I WILL WRITE YOU A BEAUTIFUL LETTER.

- COMING UP... BEEN A WHILE.

WHOO!

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♪ ♪

- ALL RIGHT.

- I'M EXCITED TO WEAR A HELMET KIND OF

BECAUSE I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO BE

A LITTLE LESS STRESSED ABOUT, LIKE, FALLING, YOU KNOW.

IF YOU DO FALL AND, LIKE-- - WHY?

DO YOU GET STRESSED? DO YOU GET WORRIED?

DON'T G-- YOU CAN'T 'CAUSE--

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. JUST LIKE--

I GET NERVOUS, I WANT TO WEAR A HELMET.

- NO, I'M GLAD YOU'RE WEARING A HELMET.

- THIS IS SOMETHING I WEAR TO START.

- BUT DON'T GET NERVOUS BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAY,

"HE WHO HESITATES IS LOST."

- I KNOW.

- JACKIE, YOU COULD SNOWBOARD IN A SUIT OF ARMOR.

I AM LOSING ASSISTANTS.

THEY ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES,

SO PROTECT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.

YOUR LIFE CHANGES SO MUCH WHEN YOU HAVE A KID

AND WHEN YOU WORK LIKE THIS THAT I'M NOT EVEN MYSELF ANYMORE.

LIKE, FOR ME TO NOT HAVE DONE THIS IN SO MANY YEARS

IS, LIKE, RIDI--IT'S JUST LIKE IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

THIS USED TO BE PART OF MY LIFE.

- REALLY? - YEAH.

- IT'LL BE GOOD. - I HAS--

IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

I HOPE I STILL GOT IT.

- I'M SURE YOU DO. - WE'LL SEE.

I'VE BEEN SO BUSY, I HAVEN'T GONE SNOWBOARDING

IN SEVERAL YEARS, AND THAT BUMS ME OUT.

IT USED TO BE SUCH A PART OF MY LIFE,

AND NOW I HAVEN'T EVEN GONE.

IT'S JUST WHIPPING BY.

DIFFERENT RESPONSIBILITIES. IT'S JUST A DIFFERENT TIME.

- HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HI.

- HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

- GOOD. - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

- NOT TOO BAD.

- WE NEED TO JUST GET OUR BINDINGS FITTED

AND A HELMET. - OH, YEAH, FOR SURE.

UH, JUST HANG OUT RIGHT HERE, AND WE'LL--

- I LIKE HANGING OUT. I WANT TO LOOK AT GLASSES.

- YEAH. SET THE BOARDS DOWN.

- SKINNYGIRL? - YES.

- IS THAT THAT SANGRIA?

I KNOW WHAT'S UP. - YOU DO KNOW WHAT'S UP.

WE'LL BRING YOU OVER A BOTTLE. - YEAH, PERFECT.

- BRING OVER TWO! - WE'LL BRING OVER THREE.

- ALL RIGHT. - LOOK AT THE CUTE BOYS.

OH, MY GOD, I FEEL SO OLD.

I'M GONNA MAYBE KILL MYSELF TODAY ON THE MOUNTAIN.

YOU GUYS ARE ALL JUST LITTLE TOYS FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME.

- PUTTING US IN YOUR POCKETS IS FINE.

- I UNDERSTAND.

- COOL. WE SIZE UP THE BINDINGS AND EVERYTHING?

- YEAH, LET'S DO IT.

- LET'S DO IT. STEP INTO IT BACK HERE.

- YEAH? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE.

I WAS GOING TO BE LIKE, "THAT'S FOR ANOTHER DAY."

- WE CAN WORK ON THAT LATER.

- YOU NEED A WAX.

- DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK THOSE BOOTS?

- NO, NO, I'M AN OL--BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW HOW OLD I FEEL TODAY?

I WANNA KILL SOMEBODY. - OLD?

- WELL, BECAUSE THE BOOTS THAT I KNOW FROM MY DAY

WERE NOT LIKE THIS.

- HOW LONG YOU GUYS IN TOWN FOR?

- I'LL BE IN TOWN MAYBE TILL TUESDAY.

- TILL TUESDAY? - YOU'RE WELCOME TO MEET US

FOR APRES-SKI. - PLENTY OF TIME.

WELL, WE GOTTA MEET ON THE GONDOLA FIRST.

THAT'S WHERE THE ROMANCE HAPPENS.

- OH, REALLY? OKAY. WELL, THEN I'M IN.

I DEFINITELY MISS ASPEN.

- WELL, LET'S TURN YOU AROUND AND STRAP YOU IN.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? YOU'RE NOT ON THE BEACH, HONEY.

- DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ON THE BEACH?

- WELL, I DON'T KNOW. - LISTEN.

- THESE DAYS WITH YOU OLD WOMEN--

- WELL, OH, WOW, THAT WAS REALLY THE WAY TO MY HEART.

[groans] I MEAN, REALLY?

THIS IS TERMS I'M COMING BACK ON?

AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.

LIKE, I WANT TO TAKE THAT CLOCK AND SHOVE IT UP SOMEONE'S ASS.

HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS? - ANY AGE YOU WANT US TO BE.

- OH, I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT. - HOW OLD DO I LOOK?

- I'VE BEEN IN HERE FIVE MINUTES.

YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY AT MY FEET, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

- THAT'S HOW IT WORKS IN THIS STORE.

- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.

YES, I AGREE.

THEY WILL BE.

EVEN BACK IN MY HEYDAY,

THESE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN THE GUYS

THAT I WOULD'VE HOOKED UP WITH, BUT I WOULD'VE FLIRTED.

JACKIE.

THIS IS WHAT I CALL PUPPY BREATH.

PUPPY BREATH.

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♪ ♪

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE A PA--

DO WE HAVE PASSES?

- YEP, I HAVE THEM. - OKAY.

- YOU HAVE, LIKE, A SEASON PASS?

- NO, NOT HERE. - OH.

GO AHEAD. NEXT ONE?

OKAY.

- THANK YOU. OH, GOD.

- GOT EVERYTHING? - NO. YEAH.

I GOT MY MITTENS. - OKAY.

I AM EXCITED! I REALLY AM EXCITED. I AM EXCITED.

- HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU WERE IN THE SNOW?

- UH, YEARS. FIVE YEARS, EASY.

WHEN I'M INTO ONE THING, I'M LIKE, "MAXIMIZE, MAXIMIZE."

I HAVE SO MANY PARTNERS, SO MANY PRODUCTS.

LIKE, UTILIZE AND MAXIMIZE.

MATT HESSE, WE ARE GOING TO BE IN ASPEN.

WE ARE SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY TO FLY ANYBODY THERE.

THIS IS WHERE THE BIG FISH ARE,

SO JUMP ON AND GET YOUR [bleep] TOGETHER.

- YOU ARE LOOKING GOOD!

WHOO! NICE!

- LET'S ALL DO IT TOGETHER. - LET'S GO.

- YEAH, LET'S GO. - YOU KNOW?

I HAVE SNOW BOYFRIENDS ALREADY. ONE DAY.

BACK IN THE SADDLE.

- JUST GRAB THE TIP, STRETCH IT OUT.

- LISTEN, I'M A BIG FAN OF GRABBING THE TIP.

- FEEL IT RIGHT HERE. OH! - A BIG FAN OF THE TIP.

- THIS IS WHERE I FEEL COMFORTABLE.

- YOU'RE AT HOME.

WE LIVE THE DREAM EIGHT DAYS A WEEK.

- I KNOW. - BUT THERE'S ONLY SEVEN!

SO HOW DOES THAT WORK? - [cackles]

- OH, MY GOD. BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD.

- FIRST CHAIR, LAST CALL. - I LIKE IT.

- YEAH. - THAT'S HOW WE ROLL.

- OH, THESE BOYS

ARE GETTING A LOT OF PUSSY.

A LOT.

MAYBE DAILY.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

- OH, OH! - ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?

- SHE'S UP THERE WORKING.

- COME ON, JACK.

LET'S DO IT.

ALL RIGHTY.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

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♪ ♪

WHOO!

BEEN A WHILE.

GOT A LITTLE BUMP.

THE BOMB! WHOO!

WHOO! CAN'T COUNT ME OUT.

I'M AN OLD BAG, BUT I CAN HANG.

WHOO!

- SEVEN YEARS. YOU HADN'T BEEN ON A BOARD FOR SEVEN YEARS?

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

- LISTEN, I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HANG IN THE CLUB,

BUT I CAN HANG ON THE MOUNTAIN.

HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD, HOW ARE THE RUNS? - AMA--OH, THIS IS GREAT.

HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE BEEN COMING BY?

- WE HAD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HERE, LIKE, AN HOUR AGO.

- REALLY? - YEAH.

- AS SOON AS WE SET UP, WE GOT REALLY SLAMMED.

WE'RE ALMOST THROUGH ALL THE SAMPLES ALREADY.

- HOW'S THE MOUNTAIN?

- AMAZING. - YEAH, IT'S SWEET, HUH?

- YOU GUYS WERE LOOKING GOOD.

- OH, YEAH, IT WAS AWESOME. - HEY, IS JASON HERE?

- HE'S COMING. - HE'S--YEAH.

- IS HE HERE? - HE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

- LOOK AT HOW CUTE YOU ALL ARE IN YOUR COLORS.

- WHOO! - I LIKE IT.

- LIKE A BAG FULL OF TROPICAL SKITTLES.

- I LIKE IT. I'VE GOT A POSSE.

I'VE BEEN HERE ONE DAY, I ALREADY HAVE A POSSE.

TOP THAT, YOUNG BITCHES.

YOU GUYS GOT A LOT OF GAME IN TOWN?

- MORE THAN MONOPOLY.

- YEAH, IT'S LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY?

- WE JUST LIKE TO HANG OUT. - YEAH.

- USUALLY THE OLDER LADIES OR THE YOUNGER LADIES?

OR IT'S REALLY--

YOU DON'T DISCRIMINATE? - ALL OF THE ABOVE.

- THEY--THEY PICK US. WE JUST KIND OF HANG OUT.

- DID YOU COME TO SNOWBOARD, MAKE MONEY, OR GET LAID?

- ALL OF THE ABOVE. - I LIKE IT.

- WE AREN'T DOING MUCH OF THE MONEY MAKING THOUGH.

- OH! AND THAT'S MY BABY.

- HI! - HI!

MWAH. - WHAT'S GOING ON?

- THAT'S MY BABY. THIS IS BEAVIS, BUTT-HEAD,

AND WE HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HIS NAME YET.

- OH, HEY, GUYS.

- I GOT FLIRTED WITH AND EVERYTHING.

IT IS ON.

JASON DEFINITELY APPRECIATES A GOOD FLIRT.

FLIRTING WITH THESE GUYS-- IT'S LIKE FLIRTING

WITH THE RHESUS MONKEYS AT THE ZOO.

- DID YOU GO DOWN THE MOUNTAIN WITH THOSE GUYS TOO?

- YEAH, THEY CAME AND FOUND US. - YOU GUYS RACE AND STUFF, OR--

- YEAH, THEY'RE OUR, LIKE, YOUNG BOY TOY FRIENDS.

- OH, GREAT. - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- DID YOU REALLY WANT ME TO COME?

I COULD'VE STAYED IN NEW YORK.

- NO, IT'S MORE-- IT'S JUST LIKE

A SORT OF REMEMBERING YOUR YOUTH.

- IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD, HUH? - YEAH.

- YOU FEEL GOOD. LOOK AT YOURSELF.

- YEAH. - YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH?

LET'S GO GET HER SOME LUNCH. - YEAH, LET'S GO EAT SOME--

YOU WANT TO GET SOME-- SIT SOMEWHERE?

- YEAH. - LET'S GO HAVE APRES-SKI.

HAVE A BITE TO EAT. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- AFTER SKI. IT'S LIKE A HAPPY HOUR AFTER SKIING.

- I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER. I'D NEVER HEARD IT.

- AND WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY "AFTER APRES-SKI"?

LIKE, ARE YOU DONE SKIING? LET'S JUST GO.

- ANYWAY, IN OTHER NEWS--

- [chuckles] LET'S GO APRES-SKI.

- I'M DUE BACK ON PLANET EARTH NOW,

SO YOU KNOW, LET'S GO-- ALL RIGHT.

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♪ ♪

HI, HOW ARE YOU?

[overlapping chatter]

[sighs]

- SO THIS IS WHAT--YOU SKI, AND THEN YOU COME HERE?

- LOOK IT, "APRES." - OH, MY GOD.

- NO WAY.

- OH, MY-- [laughter]

- THE TRANSLATION IS APRES--

DOES IT MEAN "AFTER SKI"? - AFTER.

- OR JUST "AFTER" IN GENERAL? - AFTER.

- AFTER. - SO YOU COULD BRING APRES TO--

- APRES-GOLF.

- 'CAUSE IT'S JUST FOR AFTER-- AFTER ANYTHING.

OH, YOU SHOOK IT. I LIKE IT SHAKEN, ERIC.

I FLIRT IN ASPEN. - DO YOU?

THEY PROBABLY LOVE YOU. - OH, MY GOD.

- EVERY YOUNG GUY LOVES A COUGAR.

- EVERY YOUNG GUY LOVES A WHAT? - OH, LOOK AT THAT.

- YEAH, I KNOW THAT'S GOING TO BE AN INSULT.

- OOPS. CHEERS, EVERYONE.

- I'M GOING TO TAKE MY FOOT OUT OF MY MOUTH.

- [sighs]

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I LIKE RIGHT NOW, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

- WHAT ARE THEY, 20-- EARLY 20s, THESE BOYS?

- 21, YEAH.

- LISTEN, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET YOURSELF OUT OF THIS HOLE.

THAT'D BE LIKE ME SAYING,

"EVERY YOUNG WOMAN LIKES HANGING BALL SACKS."

- WHAT?

- YOUR OLD, WRINKLY, HANGING BALL SACK.

- MY BALLS DON'T HANG AND AREN'T WRINKLY.

- I'M NOT A COUGAR.

- HEY, GUYS.

- WHAT'S UP? - HEY. HOW ARE YOU?

- HEY, MAN. - NICE SEEING YOU.

- I'VE HEARD THAT YOU'RE, LIKE,

A SNEAKY, SUPER GOOD SNOWBOARDER.

- WHY SNEAKY, THOUGH?

- BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU HADN'T GONE IN SEVEN YEARS, I HEARD.

- I HAVEN'T, BUT--

- YOU WERE LIKE, WHOO. AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD."

- JACKIE WAS GIVING ME A LOT OF PROPS FOR TODAY,

WHICH WAS VERY SWEET.

SHE WAS LIKE MY MOUNTAIN PUBLICIST.

DO I HAVE ANYTHING I HAVE TO DO IN MARCH THAT YOU KNOW?

- NOT RIGHT NOW.

- YOU'RE ON IT, KID. YOU'RE ON IT.

- I'M N--I HAVE TO GET USED TO THIS CALENDAR IN MY HEAD.

- BY THE WAY, THIS IS THE NEW TEAM.

THE SKINNYGIRL HEADQUARTERS.

I GOTTA WORK WITH MY-- MY TEAMMATE OVER HERE.

- IT'S NOT THE BEST IDEA. IT WAS JUST THE ONLY IDEA.

- [laughs] - IT'S NOT THE BEST IDEA.

I AGREE.

- IT WAS JUST THE ONLY IDEA.

- YOU'RE NOT-- - THAT'S HILARIOUS.

- WE'RE THINKING ABOUT IT. - WE'RE THINKING ABOUT IT.

- REALLY? - YEAH.

- WE'RE BOTH VERY APPREHENSIVE, AND EACH HAS GOOD REASONS.

- SEE WHAT THIS GLASS IS DOING? IT'S LIKE THAT.

- IT'S SHAKING, IT'S SHAKING. - IT'S SHAKY GROUND?

- IT'S LIKE THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON.

JASON IS WAFFLING.

I'M NOT BITING. I'M NOT ENGAGING.

I'M NOT INVOLVED.

THAT WAS JUST THE LYRICS TO A SONG,

AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. KEEP IT MOVING.

THIS BUSINESS IS SO ALL-ENCOMPASSING

AND IT'S ALL WE ALL TALK ABOUT

THAT YOU KIND OF--IT'S LIKE A BEAST YOU GOTTA RIDE.

IT'S LIKE A WAVE. YOU GOTTA RIDE IT,

OR YOU GET CLOBBERED BY IT. - YEAH.

- PARTY TIME. - OH, MY GOD.

- OH, YAY!

- IS THE PARTY OVER HERE? - YAY.

THESE ARE MY-- - THESE ARE YOUR BOYS?

- THESE ARE MY BOYS. - TWISTY.

- WHAT'S UP, GUYS? - THESE ARE MY BOYS.

- BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE HER HUSBAND.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON. - YO, YO, YO, YO, RELAX.

- HE'S RIDING UP ROCKS. - RELAX.

WELL, NOW SHE HAS BOYFRIENDS TOO, SO--

- IT'S COMMON IN THIS TOWN.

YOU DON'T DATE. YOU JUST LOSE YOUR TURN.

[laughter]

- SEE, WE'RE ON THE COUGAR TRAIN.

THE COUGAR TRAIN. - TILL YOU FINALLY DIVORCE--

- HE DIDN'T SAY IT TO ME.

- WOULD SHE BE CONSIDERED A COUGAR OR NO?

- [chuckles] - HOW--HOW OLD ARE YOU?

I WAS THINKING, WHEN YOU CAME IN THE SHOP,

I'M THINKING 36, BUT... - OH, GOOD.

- UH, SOMEBODY SAID--MENTIONED ABOUT 40, SO I'M GOING 42, 43.

- LISTEN, YOU HAD ME AT 36.

THEN HE SAID, "YOU WERE IN YOUR 40s."

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT WOMEN WHO ARE OVER 40--41, 42.

THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR "SSSSS."

41. - 41, OKAY.

[laughter]

- WELL, I DID, I DID. I WENT--

YOU LOSE.

- THIS IS WHAT GUYS ARE REALLY THINKING ABOUT.

- I DON'T WANT HER HANGING OUT WITH ANY GUYS LIKE YOU GUYS.

all: CHEERS.

- TO APRES-SKI. - CHEERS TO SKINNYGIRL.

- CHEERS TO SKINNYGIRL. - WHOO-HOO!

- CHEERS, FELLAS.

- YOU WERE THE HIGHLIGHT OF OUR DAY,

EXCEPT FOR MY HUSBAND AND BABY SHOWING UP.

COMING UP...

WE'RE GOING TO THE LEFT, JASON.

- OH, [bleep]. WHOA!

- HI. - HOW YOU DOING, SWEETHEART?

- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - EXCELLENT.

- OH, YOU WANT ME TO MAKE ONE. - YES.

- YES! - OH, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. - I LIKE IT.

- OH, MY GOD, I GOTTA MAKE A DRINK.

- TELL HER WE NEED TO SEE A LITTLE BIT MORE CLEAVAGE.

- OH, YEAH? HEY, BETHENNY.

WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A LOW-CUT SHIRT?

GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE CLEAVAGE. - LESS IS MORE.

- YOU GIVE HER [bleep] A LOT OR WHAT?

- OH, YEAH. - YOU GIVE HER A LOT OF [bleep].

- SHE GIVES IT-- - YEAH.

- SHE GIVES IT TO ME ALL THE TIME.

- YEAH, I'M SURE SHE GIVES IT BACK JUST PLENTY.

- MY BALLS ARE IN A VICE.

- PHEW, HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

- COME ON, GET INTO IT. - I'M GETTING THIRSTY OVER HERE.

- OVER THE SHOULDER. - SHAKE IT!

- YOU WOULD NEVER LAST AS A BARTENDER IN ASPEN.

NEVER LAST.

- [laughs]

- THIS IS A SPECIAL EDITION ASPEN.

CHEERS TO ASPEN. IT WAS AN AMAZING--

- CHEERS!

- LET'S DO IT.

- YOU EXCITED? - I AM.

- I'M EXCITED.

- I'M A LITTLE SCARED FOR THIS DROP-OFF RIGHT HERE.

- I HAVE TO RIDE IN A--

- IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU GUYS HAVE SKIED TOGETHER?

- YEAH, I'VE NEVER SEEN HER ON A SNOWBOARD. I'M PSYCHED.

IT LOOKS INTIMIDATING, THOUGH, FOR SURE.

LOOK AT THIS. - THIS IS THE HAR--

I THINK THIS IS THE HARDER MOUNTAIN OF THE THREE OVER HERE.

- BY THE WAY, IF WE GO DOWN, I MEAN, THIS IS--

THIS IS SKINNYGIRL HEADQUARTERS RIGHT HERE.

- IT CERTAINLY IS.

THAT WOULD REALLY BE TRUE. IT'D BE--IT'D BE--

- SERIOUSLY.

- I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A WILL FOR MY BUSINESS.

- NO BUENO.

- I SHOULD HAVE A WILL FOR MY BUSINESS. FORGET MY LIFE.

- THERE'S NO RIGHT AND LEFT, IS THERE?

- YES, THERE IS.

- WHOO-HOO-HOO.

- [grunts]

BUT WHICH ONE'S WHICH?

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

- PUT THEM DOWN 'CAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

YEAH, THAT'S THAT. THAT'S RIGHT.

- PUT YOUR TOE IN FIRST. - THAT'S RIGHT?

- YEAH. - YEP.

TOE IN. - YEAH.

- THINGS ARE REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW.

WE ARE JUST IN A REALLY GOOD SPACE.

- LET'S DO IT.

[lively music]

OKAY.

JUST STRAIGHT?

- YEP, JUST FOLLOW US. FOLLOW US.

FOLLOW ME.

- WHOO! - DO YOU LIKE--

YOU HAPPY?

- GREAT.

I DON'T LIKE THIS CLIFF ON THE SIDE.

I'M TRYING TO CATCH UP.

- WE'RE GOING TO THE LEFT, JASON.

- LEFT? THAT'S A LITTLE STEEP.

- YOU'RE GOOD, JASON.

- WHOO!

OH, [bleep].

WHOA!

- WHOO!

- WHOO!

- I THINK THAT I'M GOING TO TAKE DR. AMADOR'S ADVICE

AND REALLY LISTEN, BREATHE, TAKE IT IN...

WHOO! NOT JUMP ON ANYTHING AND JUST--

I'M GOING TO LET IT HAPPEN. LET'S JUST PLAY THIS ONE OUT.

HE CAN DECIDE WHEN HE'S READY.

- AW, MAN.

- [sighs] WHOO!

YOU DID GREAT. - I LOVED IT.

- YOU LOVED IT? - YEAH.

- YOU DID GREAT. - THANKS.

- [sighs]

WE ARE IRONICALLY IN A VALLEY, BUT WE ARE AT A PEAK.

AWESOME. GOOD JOB. - OH, MAN.

- NICE JOB. - HUH?

- I'M TIRED. - WE'RE OLD, KID.

WE'RE OLD.

NEXT ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER...

both: HOLA!

- I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S A GENIUS

OR IF SHE'S COMPLETELY BEHIND.

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT SHE'S PERFECT.

SHE'S VERY UNLIKE ME.

I'VE KNOWN LOUIE FOR ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT YEARS,

AND HE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH MY FATHER.

OH, MY GOD, LOUIE, HE'S NEVER CONNECTED TO ANYONE IN HIS LIFE.

- I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM THAT. I KNOW YOU CAN'T EITHER,

HAVING A DAUGHTER, I'M SURE.

- YOU KNOW, IT'S EASY TO SAY,

'CAUSE YOU'RE A JOHNNY-COME-LATELY

WITH THE SITUATION-- - NO, NO, I...

- BUT THANK YOU. I MEAN, REALLY.

YOU'VE BEEN-- YOU'VE DONE A LOT.

- WELL, IT'S FOR US, YOU-- YOU KNOW YOU DO YOUR THINGS,

I DO MY THINGS.

AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE A GOOD TEAM.

RIGHT?

- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER,

GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.

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