Ladies and gentleman, we are gathered here today
to answer and age-old question.
- Right, what's Amy's deal? She single?
- No, we're dating. Come on.
The question is:
Who here does the best impression
of Captain Raymond Holt?
You'll be judged on voice,
body language, and overall lack of flair.
Everyone will perform the same scenario:
Captain Holt eating a marshmallow
for the very first time.
Let the Holt-off begin!
- What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?
- The sugar in this is quite sweet.
- Ooh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm!
- That's your Holt impression?
- I can hear him doing that.
- Looks like a sticky pillow.
- I don't care for it. Classical music.
- What's going on here? What are you doing?
- Captain, hey, nothing, just eating some marshmallows.
Care for one?
Hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm! [laughing]
- I knew it!