Tucker (off-screen): We're rolling! Dan: Shit.
Arin: Welcome to the 10 Minute Power Hour. My name is Arin Hanson. (My name's Dan). This is Dancin' Hanson.
Dan: It's not. Hello. It's nice to see you again. Arin: It's Dan Avidan.
Dan: Yes. Arin: *clears throat* Did you have a good morning?
Dan: I did have a good morning, how are you?
Arin: Today we're gonna ... we're gonna have- we're gonna play something really exciting.
Dan: Do the Urkel!
It's everybody's favor- mmm...
Can you Urkel your way to a win?
I dunno if that's a verb... Arin: This game was purchased at a Goodwill for $2.
Dan: What a fucking ripoff.
There was a show in the early 90s called Family Matters. Arin: Do you really have to explain it? (Yeah.) I guess you do, fuck.
Dan: Dude, it's 27 years ago.
Arin: *spot-on Steve Urkel impersonation* Did I do that?
Dan: Yeah, and Steve Urkel was a bit character he was like a super nerdy kid and, uh...
then he became like the focal point of the show.
Arin: That's right. Dan: And he got his own board game!
Arin: And Dan only just realized the pun in "Family Matters".
Dan: Yeah, see because you're not just discussing "family matters", they're also saying that family "matters".
You see because the, um...
Arin: Yeah, they get it. Dan: So many things involved.
Arin: You can actually get our colors, but we have to swap seats. See, blue and pink.
*various crashing and banging noises*
Arin: It feels weird over here. Dan: It doesn't feel right, it feels weird, right?
Arin: Here's how this Urkel the game works.
This has all kinds of Urkel lyrics and sayings, because the whole point of this game is to be Urkel!
Dan: Such as: *in another spot-on Urkel impression* "No sweat my pet," "I'm bad to the bone," and Arin: "Got any cheeeeeeeese?"
Dan: He actually had kind of a Spongebob voice before Spongebob.
*Spongebob laughter ensues*
Dan: Be the first to collect eight bowtie cards. Arin: That's not stupid at all. (It's not stupid!)
Dan: The best thing to remember about Do the Urkel is it's not stupid! *Arin laughs*
Arin: Why don't they just make them cards? You can't shuffle these. They're an odd shape. Dan: They're bowties.
How would we make bowties if they were just normal cards?
Sorry to play devil's advocate on this. Arin: Place them face up in this little array. (Okay.) We take our turns. (Uh huh.)
and then when we roll it, it says what card you take. Dan: Okay (So) and that's the pose you have to do? (Yes.)
Dan: Microphone test *burp*
Arin: But when you take the card, you gotta do the pose! (Okay.)
Dan: And just to reiterate,
It's not stupid. Arin: It's definitely not stupid. There are these action cards that you can take. We have to...
Imitate Urkel. (Mm-hmm). So make millions of dollars daily and fuck beautiful women.
When you get in your bow tie, you can play against the other player. Dan: Oh my god, Arin. Do we have seven hours? Like...
Arin: And then Do the Urkel!
Dan: Okay. Oh, all right. Arin: But I'll explain Do the Urkel when it happens.
Dan: God this is...
Arin: If you get the same card you have to Do the Urkel.
Alright you ready to play? Dan: Chop chop baby, make it happen.
Arin: Go ahead and roll.
You win that card (I win that card!). Do you want to roll again? Dan: I'm gonna risk and roll.
What? How crazy! Arin: Wild card! You can pick whichever one you want!
Dan: Oh my god! Arin: You got two bowties on your (I did) first turn.
Dan: God, that's exciting. Arin: Well, you have to do the actions dude. What the fuck!?
Dan: Oh, what are the actions? (You skipped it.) Oh.
Arin: This game's fun.
Dan: Way to put your whole heart and soul into it. Arin: And then there's this one which is...
Dan: Someone made a million dollars creating this. Arin: Now do you want to risk and roll?
Dan: Yes, I'm gonna risk and roll!
Yes! (Nice). I'll take these bowties. (Holy shit) Roll again? I can't do that. That's not a pose,
but I can do this one.
Arin: That was pretty good. (Anyway ....)
It's just another step towards our crushing heat death...WILD CARD! (Oh my god) I'm gonna grab the roll again now.
Dan: Oh, you're risking it all? (Risking it all.) You crazy son of a bitch.
Arin: Yes! (You did it.)
Dan: You did it. They're all yours. Arin: Gonna take 'em. I got the finger, which is...
Dan: You're gonna get the finger.
What? Arin: And then I got this one, which is just him kind of going...
Dan: Good stuff. (WOOO!)
Oh my god. Arin: You could choose whichever one you want! Dan: I'm gonna stop... (Shit.)
with the Sing the Urkel song. (Holy fuck dude.)
Cause I don't want to lose my opportunity!
*♪ Phat nasty beatboxing gets dropped ♪*
♪ Now if you wanna do to Steve Urkel dance, ♪
♪ All you have to do is hitch up your pants. Bend your knees and stick out your pelvis. I'm telling you, baby! ♪
♪ It's better than Elvis Do it. Do it. Everybody do the fucking Urkel dance! ♪
♪ Now point your fingers up to the sky and talk through your nose way up high! ♪
♪ Spin and dip, jump and cavort and finish it off with a laugh and a snort! ♪
"♪" Heh heh heh *snort* Heh heh heh heh *snort snort* Heh heh Heh heh Heh heh Heh heh ♪"
♪ Do it do it everybody do the Urkel dance! ♪
I just want you to know it actually says "Heh heh heh *snort* Heh heh heh heh *two snorts*".
So I was- I've really
really fucking worked hard at that.
Arin: I got four on this side and three on this side, and a roll again and a Do the Urkel and I got to do this pose.
Whatever this one is. (Okay.)
Imitate Urkel. Yes, please (Nice)
Dan: And I'll...
roll again and laugh and snort. (Wow!), What? Oh my god, dare I? Arin: Roll again?
Dan: *whispers* I'm gonna!
Arin: Holy shit.
In unison: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Arin: Now, Dan, (Uh-huh?), you're gonna have to Do the Urkel. (No!!). So take this little Urkel finger...
You gotta fuckin get a (I got big beautiful hands!) I KNOW you do Dan!
That's partially why I love you. Now put a finger in there. Just one! Just one!
Dan: I don't like where this is going. Arin: All right, don't worry about this Dan.
Don't worry about this, this is chocolate (Okay).
You're gonna have to wear the Urkel glasses because you're not allowed to see. Dan: Oh no! Okay...
Arin: Put 'em on.
Wherever your finger lands, that's how many cards you have to discard from your bowtie. Dan: Oh my god. (Yes.) Okay.
I'm just gonna say one more time before we start that this is not stupid.
Arin: One, two, three!
*Beatboxes while talking ...* ♪ Do the Urkel. This is how the song goes. I've seen Family Matters. ♪
Remove your glasses...
(Ugh it's really bright) and see how many...see, one! Dan: One! I only lose one bowtie. (One bowtie part.) Wait a second...
Arin: Time for me to roll and figure out whose destiny lay ahead. I'm gonna choose Imitate Urkel.
Arin: And guess what? (You have enough to win.) I'm gonna stop because I won the game if I can imitate Urkel real quick... Dan: Wait, who's the judge of this?
Maybe Tucker judges it? Arin: All right, well then you're gonna have to judge this Urkel imitation right here.
*Very sombre* Did I do that?
Dan: What do you think Tucker? Tucker (off-screen): Here's a real Urkel audio clip.
Steve "Did I do that?" Urkel: Did I do that?
Tucker (still off-screen): To be honest Arin, I thought you were gonna be good, but you know what?
Today, you did a phenomenal impression of Urkel. Dan: Wow...
Tucker: It was fucking incredible. Think Arin wins this time. Dan: Ooooh ma-
Mazal tov Arin!
I'm happy for you bud.
Arin! I WON!!! I WOOOON!!!!
Dan: You should do the Urkel to celebrate. Arin: I don't know the Urkel (Okay.), but I'll do a little dance. Put some music on baby!
*Brooding music plays*
Dan: *giggling* It's so disturbing.
Next time on the Game Grumps 10 Minute Power Hour. Oh god, it's like a nightmare
Tucker (off-screen): It's like Silent Hill.
Dan: It's absolutely like Silent Hill. (OW!) Are you okay?