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DAILY GRACE: Y'all Chrome-believable.

Oh!

[THEME MUSIC]

DAILY GRACE: Hey, pizza faces!

Daily Grace here.

And welcome to MyDamnChannel LIVE.

Did you guys miss yesterday's show?

Why did you do that?

Here's a clip!

MALE SPEAKER: Oh, God.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Come on.

Don't--

MALE SPEAKER: Hideous.

Just do that.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh, I thought you were going to--

MALE SPEAKER: Yeah, no, I'm not doing that.

FEMALE SPEAKER: You're such a good actor.

MALE SPEAKER: Thank you so much.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Yeah, yeah.

You're welcome.

MALE SPEAKER: You saw that the other day.

Ugh.

DAILY GRACE: Oh my God.

Are we walking the halls of a high school right now? 'Cause

I think I just saw some chemistry.

Amazing.

Guys, let's kick off today's show with MFCFLTS, My Favorite

Comment From Last Thursday's Show.

It comes from Rachel Manlop--

which (LAUGHING) I hope that's your last name,

because that's amazing.

Uh, she or, yeah, she, I'm going to assume--

"I'm Mexican and Grace should be my history class teacher."

I agree with all of those things.

You are Mexican, and I should be your history class teacher.

I should be everyone's history class teacher.

Why?

Because I know so much about history.

Here's an example.

Uh, running with the bulls, that happens in Pamplona every

year, actually started in 1993 in Chicago when Michael Jordan

ran off the court during a Chicago Bulls game.

Because he was really hungry.

And then all the rest of the Chicago Bulls ran off after

him into the streets to a Quiznos.

Pretty amazing.

Pretty amazing.

Speaking of amazing, today I have an amazing co-host.

She's everyone's favorite YouTube redhead

with her legs spread.

She can do a split, you pervs.

From YouTube's You Deserve a Drink, Mamrie Hart.

MAMRIE HART: Hello!

DAILY GRACE: Ride that pony.

Ride that--

MAMRIE HART: Hey guys.

DAILY GRACE: Is that not the song from the 90s?

Welcome Mamrie.

MAMRIE HART: Hi Grace.

DAILY GRACE: Hi.

Thank you so much for being here.

MAMRIE HART: I'm excited.

I'm pumped.

DAILY GRACE: It's going to be great.

Now for everyone out there that doesn't watch

You Deserve a Drink--

MAMRIE HART: How dare you.

DAILY GRACE: Because they're so uncultured, please

enlighten them as to what that is.

MAMRIE HART: OK.

You Deserve a Drink is a show where every week, I teach you

how to make an actual cocktail.

And the cocktail is in honor of whoever in pop culture had

a crappy week.

DAILY GRACE: Which happens to, surprisingly enough, a lot of

people in pop culture.

MAMRIE HART: That's how I fix my problems.

DAILY GRACE: Yeah!

We make light of other people's problems.

Yay!

So make sure you go check that out on YouTube.

And um, also, if you guys didn't know, Mamrie and I are

masters of impressions.

So today, we're going to play a game called Masters of

Impressions.

I asked you to submit some of your favorite celebrities,

YouTubers, people of note, to us via Twitter.

And we are going to do our best impressions of them.

OK?

We have compiled some of your Tweets.

We will each have 15 seconds to do the

impression of that person.

And then you guys will vote throughout the rest of the

show on who truly is the master of impressions.

OK?

Now um, would you like to go first, or would you

like me to go first?

MAMRIE HART: I want you to kick it off.

Bring it.

Set the bar.

DAILY GRACE: OK.

It's, it's my show, so I will do that for you.

I'm a gracious host.

Um, I'm a gracious host.

MAMRIE HART: Oh.

DAILY GRACE: Mm.

So, uh, my first impression is, let's take a look at it--

uh, OK, oh no.

This is The Blairman, and he wants me to uh, impersonate

Jenna Marbles.

OK.

Here we go.

What were you talking about when, like, you say like,

like, what?

Like, when you say something and then I'm just like, what

are you talking about?

What?

Duh!

Hey, look at my dogs.

Look at my--

Thank you.

Thank you.

MAMRIE HART: That was really good.

DAILY GRACE: Thanks.

Did you feel like she was here?

MAMRIE HART: Uh huh.

Yeah.

DAILY GRACE: OK.

Let's look at Mamrie's first impression.

She has to--

Nicolas Cage!

MAMRIE HART: No.

My God.

DAILY GRACE: OK, start that clock.

MAMRIE HART: Oh my God.

Uh, we gotta get the bomb off of the plane, because, do you

see how long my hair is?

It'll ignite immediately.

Con Air.

And also, I owe a lot of money in back taxes that make Mamrie

feel better about her money she still owes.

DAILY GRACE: That was amazing.

MAMRIE HART: It was weird, right?

Do you feel like you were watching Adaptation?

DAILY GRACE: Yeah.

You adapted something.

Um, OK.

Now here's my second and last impression.

It is-- oh God.

Oh, a choice.

Marilyn Manson or Russell Brand.

Um, I'll let you choose who you think I should do.

MAMRIE HART: Russell Brand.

I know your British accent is flawless.

DAILY GRACE: OK.

And start that clock.

Hey mate, so, what I like, you, you know, like, when you

go to a liquor store, and you wanna buy somethin'.

And you're like, you're wearing super skinny jeans,

and then you're wearing like a tank top.

And they're like, why are you wearing like the skinny jeans

and the tank top?

I'm a human bobble head doll.

Have you seen how big my head is?

Thank you.

MAMRIE HART: That was really good.

DAILY GRACE: [INAUDIBLE].

MAMRIE HART: Oh, I'm nervous.

DAILY GRACE: Let's look at Mamrie's last impression.

It is Nicki Minaj.

Ooh.

I want to see this.

MAMRIE HART: I've heard one song.

DAILY GRACE: OK.

You can do this.

Start that clock.

MAMRIE HART: Drive my eye, here we go fry, [INAUDIBLE]

a what what what, I'm going to rhyme this with the word this,

and then I rhyme this with this and this and drive my

eye, I'm a my kind of guy.

I got pink lipstick, crazy hair.

I'm a Lady Gaga girl and I don't care. 'Cause girls.

What?

DAILY GRACE: None of you ever have to buy Nicki Minaj

tickets anymore.

MAMRIE HART: Just loop that.

Just loop that.

DAILY GRACE: Do you hear that?

Do you smell that?

It's a Shit Alarm.

[ALARM SOUNDING]

FEMALE SPEAKER: Looks like you're using the wrong home

security system.

Let's see what happens if you use our system.

MALE SPEAKER: Hey.

Who's down there?

I'm upstairs taking a shit.

Ughh.

FEMALE SPEAKER: With the Hey, I'm Upstairs Taking a Shit

Home Security System, no burglar would dare

to enter your home.

MALE SPEAKER: You're in big trouble after I

clean myself up.

FEMALE SPEAKER: When our sensors detect the slightest

of movements, they immediately turn on the bathroom light

upstairs, and activate the alarm.

MALE SPEAKER: Just you wait, I'm coming to get ya.

Right after I finish taking this shit.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Our system will even alert the proper

authorities of a break in.

FEMALE SPEAKER: 9-1-1, what's your emergency?

MALE SPEAKER: Yeah, someone's breaking in here.

I'd do somethin' about it, but I'm stuck on the

pot, takin' a shiiiiiit.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Ew.

FEMALE SPEAKER: And if you're just a houseful of ladies,

don't worry.

MALE SPEAKER: Hey.

I'm upstairs having a period.

I'm putting that thing in my uh, what's that thing uh,

ladies use all the time for this?

You know what?

I'm just taking a shit.

I'm a lady, though!

FEMALE SPEAKER: Call right now and get the Hey, I'm Upstairs

Taking a Shit home security system.

[GLASS BREAKING]

MALE SPEAKER: I'm upstairs taking a--

[GRUNTING]

Dammit!

FEMALE SPEAKER: And you'll never have to worry again.

It works because people are disgusted by shit.

DAILY GRACE: There's no way you can cure that.

MAMRIE HART: I know.

It's great.

DAILY GRACE: Hey guys, welcome back.

If you didn't know because you haven't been paying attention,

Mamrie is a master mixologist in real life and online.

And one of the most popular drinks she's made on the

Internet has been a flaming butterbeer as a tribute to the

one, the only Harry Potter series.

MAMRIE HART: Harry Potter.

DAILY GRACE: (IN BRITISH ACCENT) And today, we're going

to try and recreate it right now.

MAMRIE HART: Russell Brand?

DAILY GRACE: He's back.

He never leaves.

He's a bad party guest.

OK.

Um, so Mamrie.

Walk us through making a flaming butterbeer.

MAMRIE HART: OK.

So first, Grace, I'm going to need you to

pour like half a glass--

what?

DAILY GRACE: I just forgot that there's going to be

flames and fire involved in this drink.

So kids, you want safety first.

Continue.

MAMRIE HART: OK.

So you're going to pour like half a glass of cheap beer,

the cheapest beer you can find, into a pint glass.

DAILY GRACE: OK.

MAMRIE HART: And then in a shot glass pour about 3/4 full

of butterscotch schnapps.

It's like my favorite word.

DAILY GRACE: It's really great.

And in New York, you can buy butterscotch

schnapps before noon.

Found that out today.

MAMRIE HART: True story.

DAILY GRACE: Though not every place sells it.

MAMRIE HART: It's good in coffee.

And then you take the other fourth of your shot glass, and

pour Bacardi 151 on top.

DAILY GRACE: Oh, lo.

MAMRIE HART: Don't use regular rum.

It has to be this.

Because it has to be flammable.

DAILY GRACE: Bacardi 151 is flammable.

All other Bacardi is not, so don't experiment.

MAMRIE HART: Here.

I'll prove it to you.

All right.

So let's light them on fire.

DAILY GRACE: OK.

Oh God.

MAMRIE HART: Ready?

DAILY GRACE: So what-- so you're going to light the top

of the shot on fire.

Wait, should I, should I pick it up?

MAMRIE HART: Here we go.

Don't worry, it's not going to explode.

DAILY GRACE: Should I pick it up first?

MAMRIE HART: No, it's OK.

DAILY GRACE: OK.

MAMRIE HART: Come on little buddy.

DAILY GRACE: Light, light, light.

MAMRIE HART: Yeah, it's on.

DAILY GRACE: Is mine lit?

MAMRIE HART: Mine's-- yeah, they're on fire.

DAILY GRACE: Oh, they're on fire, y'all.

They're on fire.

MAMRIE HART: A really hot flame.

All right.

DAILY GRACE: Oh my God.

MAMRIE HART: You carefully pick up your shot.

DAILY GRACE: Oh God, oh God.

MAMRIE HART: Hold it over your beer.

DAILY GRACE: Oh my God, OK.

MAMRIE HART: Drop it in and chug!

DAILY GRACE: Uhhh, 9 and 3/4!

Cheers!

Ohh!

MAMRIE HART: It's in my nose!

DAILY GRACE: Ohh, where's the snitch?

[BURPING]

Where's the snitch?

MAMRIE HART: I think I'm possessed.

DAILY GRACE: Oh, OK.

Wow.

MAMRIE HART: It's real fun.

DAILY GRACE: It's super fun.

But remember folks, uh, be responsible.

Don't drink and broom.

MAMRIE HART: And don't wear a shirt you like.

DAILY GRACE: And don't wear a shirt that you actually

invested in because you decided you

needed adult clothes.

OK, what's the best thing to do after chugging a beer

that's on fire?

Check your Tumblr and your YouTube.

Right now, we are going to uh, answer some comments and

questions from you guys on YouTube and Tumblr.

We're going to take a comment first.

Let's see what we got.

It's from Gimlinti.

OK.

Mamrie and Grace.

If you were in Panem, what district would you be in?

And what Hogwarts house?

Ooh, that's appropriate.

Um--

MAMRIE HART: I would be--

what is it, Hufflepuff?

DAILY GRACE: Yeah.

MAMRIE HART: That's one?

DAILY GRACE: That's one.

MAMRIE HART: Just because it sounds cute, and I'm like kind

of soft and fun to snuggle with.

DAILY GRACE: If I was in Panem, I would be in the

district with the bread.

MAMRIE HART: I'd be in the district with

Miley Cyrus's boyfriend.

DAILY GRACE: Gale.

He did so much with so little in that movie.

MAMRIE HART: Mhmm.

DAILY GRACE: His eyes, windows to my soul.

OK.

Let's take a Tumblr question or comment.

What do we have?

This is from yoshi0cupcake, all right.

Would you rather have one big boob or three equally sized

smaller boobs?

MAMRIE HART: I would rather have three equally sized

smaller boobs.

Because then I would always get drunk and pretend to be

playing the bongos.

DAILY GRACE: I think, yeah, I guess I would have to do that.

Three's company.

MAMRIE HART: Mhmm.

DAILY GRACE: Plus, like, what guy wouldn't love the surprise

of like, you love two boobs, right?

Guess what?

MAMRIE HART: Buy two, get one free.

BOGO.

DAILY GRACE: Uh, let's take another Tumblr question.

What do we have?

This is from squishy3000songbook.

3,000 If you were to open a bar, what would you

call it, and why?

I always say that I would open a bar called the Whine Bar,

W-H-I-N-E. And this just would be the worst bar of all time.

MAMRIE HART: We're out of everything.

DAILY GRACE: Can I have some Riesling please?

Or a bar called Kids Drink For Free.

MAMRIE HART: I love that title.

I would open a bar and it would be a drag

bar for drag shows.

And it would be called Cockamamie.

Yep, that's it.

DAILY GRACE: Nailed it.

Nailed it.

Uh, let's take another Tumblr question.

What do we have?

It's from itskirbydarlingg.

How do you and Grace-- oh, how did you and

Grace become friends?

MAMRIE HART: We were on a sketch team together.

DAILY GRACE: Yeah.

We were at a sketch team at the People's Improv Theater

called Fingle.

MAMRIE HART: And we didn't know each other.

But the very first sketch that someone wrote was how everyone

loved Grace, and they didn't like me.

And the theme continues.

DAILY GRACE: And we bonded so easily.

And now we make a web series where we get

to drink every week.

MAMRIE HART: It's tough.

It's real tough.

DAILY GRACE: Life is pain.

Let's take another Tumblr question.

This is from onlinelobster.

How do you-- how can you type with those claws?

Have you ever been so drunk you had to grab on to the lawn

to keep from being spun off the Earth?

MAMRIE HART: I've been so drunk, I had to grab on to the

lawn to take a dump on it.

DAILY GRACE: I've heard this story before.

And you might actually hear this story

online sometime soon.

MAMRIE HART: Because I'm a classy lady, whose parents

aren't embarrassed at all.

DAILY GRACE: Yeah.

Um, I think I, I've been so--

well, we got--

yeah, I've been drunk, and I've done some things.

I've crawled on things.

And uh, we crawled in a barn.

MAMRIE HART: Two weekends ago, Grace started crying, and then

we started laughing, and then we started climbing things.

That's what Mitchell David told us.

DAILY GRACE: Yeah.

We don't know.

We are functioning late 20 year olds.

Well guys, time flies so fast here, especially when you're

drinking beers that are on fire.

That's it for the show today.

But before we leave, we have to crown our master of

impression.

So let's see who you guys voted for today.

Who'd you vote for?

MAMRIE HART: Drumroll on my conga boobs.

DAILY GRACE: I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to say Mamrie won

just because of that Nicki Minaj impersonation.

Oh!

Congratulations.

Congratulat--

We'll have to have Mamrie on another episode so I can

avenge her title.

Um, don't forget to follow her on YouTube at

YouTube.com/YouDeserveADrink.

And spoiler alert, Mamrie is starring in a new My Damn

Channel original series, Singagram, premiering--

MAMRIE HART: Fall 2012.

DAILY GRACE: Set your Google Calendars to it.

Put an alert in there for six months from now.

MAMRIE HART: It's coming soon.

It's coming soon.

DAILY GRACE: It all happens faster than you think.

MAMRIE HART: Everything's worth the wait.

I should've said that when I was 14.

DAILY GRACE: Ahh, and remember you guys can follow me every

other day of the week on MyDamnChannel.com/DailyGrace.

Until next Thursday, live long and proper.

Bye!

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