- We just celebrated our seventh wedding anniversary,
so we thought we would see how well we know each other
and play the "Not So Newlywed Game."
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All right, but first let's meet our competition.
Please welcome the hilarious
Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone.
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[cheers and applause]
- This is happening.
- So...
- What if we don't get any correct?
- We might not. - Yeah.
- She's already nervous about it.
She said, "I don't know how we're--"
'cause we filled all this out separately backstage.
How long have you two been together?
- It'll be ten years this year. - Yeah.
- Married or together? both: Married ten.
- Together, what? Like 17? - Yeah.
- Oh, so you all have a little bit of time on us.
So you should really know each other?
- Highly confident. - All right. I can't wait.
So, we'll see. tWitch, come on out here.
tWitch is gonna host this thing for us.
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[laughter]
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
- Look at the gold-- - Oh, my God.
- Yeah. - Oh, my God.
- Wow. - Yeah.
- I'm kind of all for it. - Yeah.
- I'm all for it. - It's a good look.
- I don't know if you should change back.
That's a good look. - It's a good look.
- That's good. - It's good. Okay.
Well, earlier we asked you a series of questions
to see how well you know each other.
- You're so serious. - So now we're gonna see
how well you know each other.
- Uh-huh. - Okay, so for every--
you get a point for every time your answers match.
Y'all ready to play? - We are. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Excellent, excellent, excellent.
Okay. - Okay.
Melissa... - Okay.
- If Ben could describe you in one word,
what would it be?
- I said chatty. - Okay.
- I said lovely and amazing, but it was cute.
all: Aww. [buzzer buzzing]
- And then that gets a... [imitates buzzer]
[laughter] All right, all right.
- Okay, okay. - We'll get it back.
We'll get it back. - No problem.
- Ben, what word would Melissa use to describe you?
- What did I say?
Good enough. [laughter]
- Kind. - I said kind.
[buzzer buzzing] all: Aww.
- And still... [imitates buzzer]
[laughter]
I love "kind" gets a... [imitates buzzer]
No, get out.
- They just pull you out. Yeah, just...
- I think I'll put a harness. - They wheel him back.
- Okay, okay, you still in the game.
You still in the game. Okay, Portia...
- Yeah. - Name a celebrity
other than you that Ellen has a crush on.
- Easy.
- Oh, I knew you were gonna say that.
Well, but I was just joking about this the other day.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh. - Oh.
Aww, man. [buzzer buzzing]
- I was gonna say be careful. - Things change.
- You know a lot of celebrities. - They change.
Ellen, what celebrity does Portia have a crush on?
- Oh, this is very easy. - It's so easy. You better--
Yes! - Yes.
- Yes. Is that--did I-- - Yes, they match.
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Yeah.
- Yes! [bell dings]
- Yes. We'll go. - We're doing good.
- Okay. - Okay.
- He kinds looks like a girl, too.
- Okay. [laughter]
- Well, and I sa--and I have agreed--anyway, go on.
- All right, then. Ready? - Okay.
- Ben, what other celebrity
does Melissa think you have a crush on?
- Uh, it's creepy and it's no longer true,
but I think she's gonna say Jennifer Aniston.
- Oh. I did and then I switched it.
Ah! So I'm what--who? What--
Oh, I said creepy. - Oh, that's what you--
I was, like, that-- - Creepy and it's no longer--
- Tom Hanks? Okay.
- Who doesn't love Tom Hanks? That's true.
- I do have a crush on him. That's actually really true.
- Oh, yeah. - Creepy.
- I think your true crush is Tom Hanks.
- Yeah, actually I do have a crush on Tom Hanks.
- Okay, Ellen... - Yes?
- What candy would Portia choose to describe your love life?
Starburst, Good 'N Plenty,
Hot Tamales, Mounds, or Oh Henry?
[laughter]
- They would all apply, but--
- Well, yeah. - But I'm gonna say Hot Tamale.
- Damn it. - Uh-oh, what'd you say?
- Oh Henry, Oh Henry. [buzzer buzzing]
- I don't even know what that means.
- I didn't either, but I just thought it was the funniest one,
and you always go for the joke.
- Not when I'm competitive, I don't.
- I see. - All right.
- Okay, Melissa, fill in the blank.
Before I was married, I used to blank,
but now, I blank.
- I said, "Only really hit on gay men,
now I married the right one."
[laughter] It's true.
Really true. What did you say?
- I said, "She used to go to dinner late at night,
now she goes to dinner at 4:00 p.m."
[buzzer buzzing] - Also true, also true.
- Also true. - That could apply to me.
- Yeah. - I like to eat early.
- Okay, Ellen... - Yeah?
- Where did you share your first kiss?
- Well, this is very easy. - Mm.
In the back of a limo. [bell dings]
- Aww. - Very nice. Very nice.
- That's nice. - Have we gotten any right?
- I don't think we've gotten any right.
- Okay. - That's okay.
- No, you've got zero. - Well, you've got zero,
but y'all, you look lovely. - 17 years, guys.
- Yes. That is the end of the game.
You look lovely, no points, but you're a beautiful couple.
Beautiful couple. - Is that the end of the game?
Aww, that's sad. All right. - Yes, that's it.
- Yep. - Well played, well played.
- We did it. Wonderful. - That's it.
