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The 2 best gamers in the world
Yeah, as you can see, when I go outside...
To "De Meir" or something
People always wear like fancy clothes to draw attention but...
But as you can see
I don't bother to occur different to other people than to who I really am
and we settles here for a Gunk clip
Wednesday on "De Meir" at 2 o' clock
and here we are
You see, it's actually really could
I'm almost freezing
As you can see...
At other people's clothes and stuff
If you pay attention for a bit
You will see it's almost freezing, but I'm walking here just like this
You see all the people looking?
There are people giggling behind me, you hear?
You hear it?
They're bitches that are giggling...
Why do you think they are giggling?
It's the force of attraction
If you've read a few things about David DeAngelo
Then you know
It's the force of attraction
That's what I have now
Because I have higher value
All those muscles and stuff and walking around like that when it's freezing
Right? Like this
That's higher value
Okay, yeah so...
We are at De Meir here
and we're waiting at the fountain
But you see, pro gamers always have something to do
They are never on time
Because it's a busy life
It's kinda a business life
But you see, there's Athene there
Furious, how's it going, mate?
All 3 of us
And look around
All 4, all 4
All those people
Check it out
They all came here for us
They're all fans
Whole of De Meir is full of people now because of us
You see fans...
That are coming this way
and you see fans
That are going that way
You see? It's like "oh they're there, I'll go to over there for...!"
I mean, you need to respect that
Where not going after them or something
It's always like that, dude....
They're not used to seeing stars like us
We're the stars
Look how many people came...
De Meir is never been this crowded
People that come to De Meir a lot know this
All those people are here for us
Well, he's the cameraman actually so if you can give him...
You know, I don't like it when you hold my camera...
Give the camera to him because, well yeah...
Yeah, those bitches that are walking around here...
Those chicks, we can fix them in the bag
They're all fans here, right?
So I've been on TV -
Can I ask you something?
Aren't you Athene?
Yeah I'm Athene
The guy from WoW?
You get my respect
You see, you see right?
All for us
We're hardcore fans, for real!
That guy, I know him since...
I always see him play on youtube and stuff
Yeah, I'm the pro gamer
He beat the blizzard guys, what are they called again?...
They didn't like it when you were leveling too fast
Yeah those assholes!
I was level 80 too fast
To level 80 too fast, I mean what?
On the most popular game...
Number 1 of the world with 10 million people
Blizzard couldn't take it that I beat their shit game they worked on for 2 years in 13 hours...
and then they ban me for it
You see, when Athene logs in in-game, people gather around him and in real life it's the same
What character are you guys?
You guys play WoW too?
Holy paladin! Holy paladin!
At least he knows what to role
Alliance, yeah of course, I mean...
You're not going to play a blood elf fagget, right?
I mean come on
And what are you?
But you see? Reality TV right?
Check it out, you can film it
Is Furious fake?
He's for real
Do I look fake or what?
They think we're all into it
What are they thinking?
Can you hit on a girl for those guys?
Just a random bitch
That's piss easy guys, I mean...
Yeah, show them
Because people are saying it's all fake
You guys are witnesses
The guys can choose maybe?
Ohh! You see?
Hey, they recognize me
Athene, Best pala in the world
How's it going mate?
Yeah, everything alright dude
Did you see?
Can those guys point at a bitch for you?
Yeah can you pick someone?
Point at someone
Wait, this is all in one cut right
This is not
We haven't staged anything or montaged things and stuff
Can you pick a girl? A beautiful one, right
Make sure she's of age because last time it didn't end up very well, guys
For the older women?
No, I don't do that...
There's nothing to it, dude
There's one passing by
two are passing by
They all have osteoarthritis and stuff
That's not alright
Hey there, Wait here for a moment
I'm Furious, Hello
What's your name?
And what's your name?
Those earrings are awful actually
No, to be fair for a moment
This is called a push
But now I'll do a pull
But, that vest you're wearing
It's very nice
That's a really nice vest, and then you can do this
So then you did a push and a pull
It works as you can see
That's pushing and pulling
That's a tip for you guys
You say something humiliating and then something positive after that
So I can say, you have green eyes and I don't find it attractive
So you go stand there
and then there comes a pull
and this works
I can pull back now
But I'm not going to because, yeah
This is for the camera just so you can show you tips
Ask their phone numbers
But I'm not going to bring them home
But you have to ask their permission to use this footage, right?
Do I have to?
Can they denounce us otherwise?
Yeah otherwise they can, go ask them
Yeah, you have to go run after them, dude hahaha
He got owned!
You haven't seen us at going in clubs, have you?
Furious seems to be good...
He's just bringing them back
Can you imagen?
They were thinking it won't end up well but you see, right?
He just got them back
So that's the pull again
That's some serious pull
So, we're shooting for Gunk TV, do you know it?
Yes, I've hear of it I think
She doesn't know it but she does
I think so yeah
Oh, she thinks so...
Well, it's just kinda a reality soap we're making here
Yeah, we're just ourselves
And we are also honest about it towards other people
What do you think about his chest?
Not my type
It's not your type?
That's because of the camera
They don't want to say it in front of the camera
I mean, I just taught them, and they're trying to do the same to me now
It's like this
We are shooting, it's reality TV and...
You came into view so we were wondering if we could use the footage?
Can we use your faces for TV?
See how nice!
If you want you can give us your email so we can send you our thingy
We can send you the link
Oh no, don't bother
But you know Jan right? Yeahyeahyeah
Hey, they know me
We got a tribute for you
Best paladin in the world, we got tribute for you
Tribute for you
They brought broccoli for me, god damn!
It's a good source of vitamin C, guys
This is really, if you're a real gamer...
Then you gobble up this, and you start pwning, dude
We follow your example
We pwn all day long
It's just not normal
Because of the broccoli, right
Cuz of the broccoli
See, we are a good example for the youth!
This is what real pros eat
You need to prepare it or something
I'm not a bitch
You're not going to cook or whatever
You gobble it up like this
This is how pros eat it
To be fair
You see this?
Mmmuh you see this, dude?
I feel much more energized suddenly
What class are you?
I'm a Death Knight
I'm a Death Knight and he's a Shaman
You have to play as a Holy Paladin, dude!
But I was a Holy Paladin but he didn't do well and he didn't want to watch your videos
Oh come on dude!
I said: "watch the clips and learn the skill and stuff" but he didn't listen
I don't know why
Are you Unholy?
Yes, yes unholy
Unholy DK paladin...
That's the best combo, that's the most OP setup
On cyclone, they all have 2.8
and What are you?
I'm have warrior now, but I'm leveling my paladin now again
They didn't give much love to the warriors in Wrath of the Lich King, right?
All those poor warriors...
Whining on the forums
They're all whining because they suck balls
You suck balls, Don't you find that annoying?
Well, sometimes it works if the opponent is really bad
Yeah, if they can't play
But if I was a warrior...
If I were you, I would go sit in that corner over there
and I would be crying and sit like this
But yeah, anyways
These are all fanboys that showed up
I'm a rogue, you didn't see me coming, right?
A rogue that...
Haha, you didn't think I saw you coming?
yeah I was using Blind, dude
I think that's a kind of a fagget T-shirt
Yeah, yeah, Did you see..
What's your rating?
Pfff, Doesn't matter
What? you don't even know?
I just started...hey
You just started, you just leveled?
What's your name and server?
"Haarspeld" (Hairpin) Al' Akir
Hairpin is your name?
He's a real fagget! hahaha
What's your skill? tailoring?
Yeah, what's your skill?
Are you a tailor?
Did you make this yourself?
Yeah, I think
If you're a rogue
and you wear that...
Then I think you mainly do a lot of back stabbing
That's what we do, right?
That's a real backstab Rogue, you get it?
For the people that don't understand English: Back means "from behind"
Stabbing from behind
Well yeah, come on
You see, we are very receptive for the fans...
Yeah yeah, ey
Those guys take the effort to come here...
They take the effort to come here *rumbling*
Yeah, I'm ashamed already
Oh come on, dude
It was worth it to interact with the fans
I would be ashamed too if I had a hairpin
Did you come here all the way just to see us?
Yeah, I saw you guys standing here and...
Athene, the best pala in the world
You thought like "I have to go say hey"
Yeah, I had to go say hey
Okay, yeah, this is it then?
This was it for the fans
But before we go, say your character name....
and your server and your rating *smug face*
In front of TV, come on
Yeah but he's a warrior, so yeah
Trinity, Stormscale, 1900 rating
Defiled, Stormscale, 1.7K
Kains, Stormscale, 1500
Zazawie, Kilrogg, 1700 rating
Best pala in the world
3k rating, dude!
I might go carry them maybe, so they can get the shoulder ratings
Wave at the camera!
"I'm a moron"
Well yeah, hahaha
So we made some more reality TV again