Counselor: We've gathered here today
To discuss the financial problems of the project
gassiness of General Hammond
and Tealc wedding with Ouneil.
Daniel: I would start with General Hammond. He could finally learn not to fart in our presence.
Three times there was a biological alert. Our base was uninhabitable.
Jack: He's a stinkard.
Counselor: I personally think it's not General Hammond's fault.
Jack: No sir. It's because we don't have money for food, so Hammond must eat the garbage.
We had our last Goauld a week ago and lemon biscuits are no good.
Counselor: I like them. Don't insult lemon biscuits.
Jack: You eat them even with the cover, don't you?
Counselor: So what?
Hammond: Who likes lemon biscuits, stand up.
Counselor: Lemon biscuits are the best. We don't have money for anything else and if you mind, your fault.
I decided to end this program immediately.
I must go to listen to a bedtime story. Now
Daniel: It's only 6PM.
Unknown man: Your clock must be off.
Daniel: Wait a minute, sir. We could go to ABC-123 through gate.
Counselor: Hurry. Bedtime story is in national security interest.
Daniel: If you let us, we'll give you this nice yellowed paper.
Counselor: Ehh.. And what can I do with it?
You stay quiet.
Daniel: It's an universal paper from Goauld company Apofis&son.
Their company resides at ABC-123. We will bring you more if you let us.
Counselor: Agreed. I must have those.
Daniel: Sir. They have splendid food and golden layered walls too.
Tealc: Tons and tons of Goaulds, just fry them.
Counselor: I agree with you completely.
Daniel: So when should we head on?
Jack: I don't get it people. What's that Gate you're talking about.
Counselor: Sorry Ouneil, you wouldn't understand.
Tealc: If I'm not mistaken, you don't know it yourself, so shut up. Your security guards can help you with that.
Counselor: What does that thing on your forehead mean? dumbness?
Jack: No! it's his money.
Tealc: I can buy all Bedtime stories of the world with that and shut them down, so don't piss me off.
Hammond: NOW I FART!!!