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*shits pants

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MAMMA MIA

*screams again like a man*

JESUS

Heeey- He- *coughs*

Heey how's it going Bros my name is

PEEWDIEPIE

Welcome

Welcome welcome welcome malcom

To Resident Evil 7 playthrough

Oh, it's been a while since we've done one of these

'Cuz I was waiting for this one

T- to come out

Resident Evil

One of the pinnacles of the survival horror ge- gaming ge- genre

Sorta went downhill for a while didn't it?

Just like it's brother Silent Hill

Where did it all go wrong?

Could it be that big publishers care more about making (money)

Than really about making horror games?

Could it be that indie games has made a push back for horror games

And show that they can be quite successful?

It seem like finally

Finally

Resident Evil is back to where it should be

At its core

At the horror

I dunno why I'm talking like I have something stuck up my ass like I

I- I am genuinely passionate about these things and

I'm really excited

To see

Where this game is going

I'm very excited to be sharing this with you and

We're gonna finish this game together

It's gonna be a lot of fun

I hope you're into horror games as much as I am

If not maybe you will be after this

And without further ado

Let's play this video game

I will go on normal

Despite the fact that I probably shouldn't

But hey, sometimes you gotta live hard and

This doesnt seem like one of those moments actually

I don't know

It's probably gonna lead to you being pissed off at me

For not being good at-

WOOAH "Hello baby!" JESUS CHRIST

"I just wanted to send a quick 'Hello'" UGH

"and I love you."

"OH! Good news! I'm gonna be comming home soon. Yay!"

SHOOT HER

"Ohh. " KILL THE- Ugh

"I cannot wait" Not so close "to be done with this baby sitting job"

"and come home to my loving husband."

Oh mY GOD IT IS a nightmare

"I miss you"

A TRUE horror

"Ahh I gotta get back to work."

"I love you Ethan, I miss you so much, I'm sending tons of kisses."

*kiss*

EWGHH "Bye baby!"

*Gag reflex*

*Vomits*

Aww Ethan

*I'm Ethan Bradberry!*

That would be the real plot twist of this game if we're playing as Ethan

Oh shi- dude what the fuck?

"Ethan,"

Okay

"Ngh,"

"You were right."

"I did lie to you."

"I shouldn't have-" *Pewds exits to menu* I am really sorry I'm hearing clipping

And I'm really worried that you guys are as well

So I'm gonna make sure

Sorry about that

Should be fine

"All I can say is that,"

"If you get this-"

DO NOT

"-STAY AWAY."

Okay

You know what?

Game over *giggles*

This is pretty cool so far

I know it's just the cutscene but it's very- y

It's beyond my expectations

*Buttons beeping sound*

I've been trying really hard not to hype myself up for this game

*Calling sound*

"Hello?" It's very cinematic isn't it? "Hey, it's uh.."

"It's Ethan""Oh hey!"

It's Ethan "You alright?"

"You just disappeared the other night."

"Yea-, yea I know I'm good, I'm good"

It's gorgeous

"It's Mia.."

"She's not dead, she's alive. She- she's back"

"They found her?"

"How? What happened? "

"I don't know."

"Look. I don't know how.. but she's back."

"She's back somehow."

"Maybe it's a prank.." Holy shit

"She wants me to come and get her."

"Where is she?" that looks incredible is this a movie?

"Dulvey. Dulvey, Louisiana."

"Dude, it's been 3 years."

"I know. I know, but.. What if it is her? "

"I have to find out what happened."

Um.. I'm just gonna go and guess - make a wild guess

She's fucking dead

3 years gone? Na-ah they're always dead

Horror rule N.45

Uuuhm

They never let you edit these sorta things

While y- before you begin

So I'm sorry for doing this

But

Here we go

Now you can't bitch about me talking too much

A retry already?

It does look pre-rendered, doesn't it?

I'm very impressed though

I am like- I'm getting super hyped right now

Looking at this

What the fuck?

Okay

I'm moving around

I'm looking around

This is the place

This is the place to be

With my car, I like the car

Very nice car

I'm talking a lot, I'm getting a little nervous

I dunno why

This fucking brought day light

It's just woods fucking scaring me

And mosquitos

Fuckin hell

Are we in Australia? What is this place?

This is- OH MY GOD THAT'S THE HOUSE FROM THE GAME

Check your objective

How?

Find Mia

THANKS GAME

So what the fuck is this?

Email from Mia

We have a printout of the email

You can't print

I suppose you we can

Uh-huh

Okay

This is so fucking cool

I can run?

I heard that you don't have a gun in this one

We'll see if that's true or not

I don't think that's ever been done in Resident Evil game

Okay, well that's not gonna work is it?

I suppose we can climb over?

Oh- sorry my-

I got a new controller it's pretty cool but

I can't fucking use it

Jesus

Why don't I just

So I don't make y'all motion sick or whatever

Why don't I just adjust that really quick

You can tell you're new to controllers

If you fucking play on two

There we go

That's smoother

Just hate watching let's plays when

The fucking head goes like EWUEEHH

I dunno why I always try the same things

I think I have a problem

Alright we need to find Mia

Okay what would I do in this situation?

I mean I wouldnt be in this situation cuz I'm a puss

Okay, and we can't enter the bushes

Maybe there's a path that we didn't really see

There it is

No this is where we came from

Great, you're a fucking genius Pewds

So our girlfriend

I guess, was babysitting

And then she got just

Went away- OOH HEllo

This is Mia's car

Oh is this the film crew from the demo?

IT IS

Ha ha

Did you check out the demo?

You play as like this film crew

It's very cool

That's supposed to tripod-

Sewer Gators

Okay

Join us

No thank you paper

But I appreciate the invite

Okay

Very cool

Accept her gift

I will as long as it's her pussey

I am so sorry

I can't help it

I may have Tourette's

I am- I need to look into it

I know it's not funny

And I know

I dunno- yea uh it's okay

OH MY GOd that's a guy

I think I'll fuck off for now

Especially because he's bald

I don't trust bald people

I'm sorry I have a prejudice against you if you're bald

I probably won't go near you

Where the fuck did that guy go?

Was that Tarzan?

The hell is this place?

I'll look over here it looks prettier

HEY BALD MAN

WHERE'D YOU- oh shit

What?

What is this?

Ohh-

OH

JESUS

Jesus

Well first jump scare of the game thank you ve-

Bald man turned into a dead cow

What a mystery

Oh my god

It is beautiful

Wh wow

OH WOW NOW I SEE WHAT IT IS

*laughs*

EEH

HA

WHY THANK YOU FOR- EH

Thank you for the gift honey

Awh my god

It's so pretty

Ya know

When you see something like that

That's generally like a good way to be like

You know what?

Is this g- is this bitch worth it?

I would be like

Mmmm

*Sizziling noise*

Aaahh

*More sizziling noise*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaarghh

I don't think so

I don't think so

I mean I would for Marzia

But I wouldn't call Marzia

That would be weird

Okay

It's all jokes

It's all jokes

Everyone calm down

Hey crows

How's- how's it going Bros - crows am I right?

AAAAH

ITS POOODIEPIE

Yep

That's me

Alright

We got a silo and shit

And we enter the point of no return

WOOP

Aargh

Hey we did it

High five Bro

*high five*

Well haven't you missed these moments?

I miss when PewDiePie played games

Because he- he high fives me

And it makes me feel good

'Cuz I have no friends

He- no

I didn't say that

HEY, could that be Mia?

What did it say? I didn't really

Get to look at it

No

Aah you fucking

Jesus Christ

It's a Texas drivers' license (hey i'm from der)

And it doesn't say

Anything 'cuz it's in Texas (whats that suppossed to mean pewds??)

Winters

Could that be her surname?

I suppose

What is happening?

I did like a quick turn I didn't mean to do that

Okay

Back and circle, that's a quick turn

That might be useful

Alright

So this is the house that you played on in the demo

Except it's daylight, which is kinda interesting how they

They're building tension, ya know?

I like it

That's how you do horror games man

A lot of people forget about it

Tension

It's fucking important

Okay

An open door

This is where I escaped in the demo

I believ- I'm sorry I'll stop referring to the fucking demo

We're playing the real shit here

Hello?

Ooh

Who closed the fucking door?

Dat

Dat is another big warning sign(damn right Poods)

Just so I feel safe I'm gonna check if I can open the-

Nawh

Oh hell nawh

*Loud sigh*

Alraight

We can do this( o really?)

It's you and the man

This is honestly the reason I started recording youtube

It's because I was too scared to play horror games(as if we didn't know that,Poods)

By myself

I thought it made more sense if I just film myself 'cuz then I feel less lonely

Is that- is that sad?(Yes it is...Poods..)

Okay it's fine

Ya know what?

I've been in here before

It shouldn't be an-*noise*

Aw mai gawd

What was that?

It shouldn't be any problem

Mia?

Is this where you've been living in?

Select an item

Well none of these is gonna help(ain't dat obvious)

So

We need to find like a bolt cutter or some shit

What a lovely place

*Laughs*

Honestly you could shape this place up this place could be nice

HEEY

Microwaved

Crows

My favorite

They taste

Crunchy

Why do I bother che-

EEEW

EEW

EW

CLOSE IT

CLOSE IT

UGHH

Disgusting

*Almost throws up*

It's so detailed

What the fuck

Ooh

Uugh

Okay we got something here

Over 20 missing in 2 years

Ghost sighted in

Bayou

Bayou

Bayou

Great name of a city

Okay

Is there someone upstairs?

I don't like how defenseless I am

There's something blinking upstairs

Oh my god

I can't tell if this is like a prologue or some shit

Where this is just gonna

Kill me and then it's gonna be like MEAAAM

And then it's gonna start off with another character kinda

Okay I don't know

I don't know

I don't know

Okay I'm just specualting and I don't

I'm just don't wanna run if shit gets bad

I don't like it

Well is anyone here?

Oh that's a creepy fucking picture

What the hell is up with her face?

Oh more creepy-

Ahh f- fucks s-

God damn it

Here's the fuses okay

We don't have one

But if I find a fuse

I'll play the piano

*Sings*

*Totally not fake scream*

*Laughs*

Oh and you can play the VHS yea

Okay

Alright

Insteresting

*noise*

What the fuck was that

We know there is something in the furnace

But we can't

I guess this guy technically doesn't know

Looks like the owners

Wow

Then look like they have a great time

That dad looks so done with life

Basically me

Am I right?

Relateable - brofist

Okay

Alright

I think

I think we're gonna have to go upstairs

I really didn't wanna go upstairs

'Cuz in every fucking horror movie ever

They die when they go upstairs

Now I'm not keen on dying, alright?

Not today at least

So

Fuck

Just not

Just OH

Fuck

The shadow fucking scared me

Jesus Christ

Okay

Keep the fucking

Jesus Christ

I don't like this

Hey what a lovely photo of me

I remember that

*Laughs*

Okay

What is th-

They want me to look there

Huh? I know your tricks games

Stairs

So you can make the stairs go upstairs?

Wow

That's a

That's a new one

*Laughs*

Okay- OH VHS tape

I'll take that

WOW YOU SAVE ON THOSE

I LOVE WHEN GAMES DO THAT

It's like those old RPG games

Like you talk to a cat

Now you saved

Cool

Cool

Alright

We got something

Let's go down

Not too bad

Not too bad so far

Now I underst- OH this wasn't here before

Was it?

Or was it? I don't know

Maybe someone just took a shit in that drawer while I was down

It's called the toilet

Alright then

Let's play this baby

Hopefully it's not a Jacksepticeye video

Ain't nothing worse than that shit

Ah here we go

I imagine it's the film crew

Vh-

js

Dulvey Hounted House - rehearsal

WOOOW Jesus

We've seen this

Aah fuck we gotta play this

DudE I CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU

MWEEH

Hey

I'm fucking PooDiePie

I'm the star

Alright here we go

I guess I'm the camera guy?

Heey I'm getting great angles here buddy

Trust me the Sewer Gators

Fans are gonna love this

Ohh yeah

Aah no

Okay

You may wanna

Get out of the

Just kick it in

I go first

This guy is really errmmm they're professionals

Aww dude the food looks delicious

Aaw woow

What do you mean the usual?

Who?

Lucas huh?

*Laughs*

This guy's voice is so fucking annoying

Okay I'm filming

Yep doing it

That looks- this is

Your angle

Oh fuck he dissapeared

Andre

Aaw you aah

God fucking a dammit

Hey my name is Poodie

Y'know fuck you I'm going upstairs

I'm doing this only because i've played the demo and I know what's gonna happen

I'm kinda curious what happens if you just go fucking upstairs

I suppose nothing

*Laughs*

Okay

Alright sorry

My curiosity got the better of me

I wonder if the shit hole thing-

It's still there huh? Okay

Well guess

He likes to take his shits there

Yeah I- shh

This guy is the fucking worst Jesus Christ

I mean if Andre is tha producers he's doing a good job at-

Ya know?

Fuck this

I dont know what's gonna happen tho

I don't remember

*Sigh*

Oh yea see I remember this that's- oh

What?

Yea so don't go in there

More like uh

We can just go

Andre was- oh, hello

Damn those jeans tho

Woah what the fuck is that?

Oh it's just baskets

Alright you go first my man

Hey good friend you go first better angle

Trust me

Ha

The hero shot huh?

Alright

*laughs*

Aaaalrigth yea let's look at the hero

Awwh fuck it's all wet dude

Your mom's down here

That's why it smells *goteem*

Come on buddy

Come on

Wait are you serious I have to look?

OOOH

FUCK

What is this f-

Andre?

EEEW EWWGH ANDRE AAAAANDREE

God fucking damn it, dude!

Wow, what a great movie, I really enjoyed that one

*Giggles*

And that's my clue, to get the fuck out huh

How about that?

Just realized I have an appointment

Fucking hell

Alright

So I suppose now we know where to go

Interesting

Kind of advanced for a shitty house like this but

I suppose it's just aged a lot

Ah God fuck

Now were going down

Okay

Alright

I wore my good shoes Jesus Christ

These are italian leather

Man

Va-Fanculo! *italian for "fuck"*

Jesus Christ

Ooh what the fuck who made tha ladder? *Italian accent*

I don't like where this is going

Not one fucking bit Bros

I'm gonna be quite honest with you right now

Hellow *high pitched*

Sorry

Hello- hello?

UH

What is that?

Ah it's just water

Okay it's just water

It's just water

Ain't no water ever killed anyone

Unless lack of water counts

Aaah

Awh sh-

*Spits*

Got in my mouth

*Spits again*

Ohh f-

Why am I so- UGH

What was that?

Sorry I'm on fucking edge Jesus Christ

Hello?

Hello hello okay

The faster we can get out of here the faster i can go home- WAH

Wait i can cover my face?

N- AHHH

NO

NO

NOO

It's alright I just farted actually it's fine

You can tell in the- it stank

You can tell

Cuz I already- AH

Sorry

Okay

I'm fine

I'm fucking fine

Everything is fucking fine

AAAHHH

JESUSS!

WE'RE NOT FINE

AW IT'S ANDRE EW

DISGUSTING

DIsgusting

Disgusting

Get away

Get the fuck away from me

Ewh

Ewwwwh

Aahh

Dis-

Ugh

Fuck my life

This girl is not worth it

Alright? This is j- she's not

I'm sorry

Hello?

You got me all wet and disgusting

Alright

Who's

Running the

Who's running this place

Oh we saw this cell before in a picture

Oh my god

Aah fuck

Okay we're fine

Everyone is fine

There's no reason to be upset

I am a little bit upset

*loud noise*

Okay what have we got?

Fucking pussy *In Swedish*

Who keeps fucking doing that?

Alright so we have a happy family

An ananan that says sorry daddy daddy

Daddy do daddy do

Heey they- they- they have a toilet

What's the fucking problem

Okay

What if Mia is here?

That'd be interesting

*pewds panics*

Okay

Mia?

Mia?

Mia?

Mamma Mia?

*Song words*

Oh my god

Oh my god

This is bad

This is very not good

Bado

It's a very- bolt cutters

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY AT THE START

Alright we got Ben - dead

Harold - turned

Arthur - turned

Zombies, Tamara

Okay

What about Mia?

What about mamma Mia?

Mia Mia Mia Mia Mia Mia

I dont see a Mia

Do you guys see a Mia?

I don't fucking see a Mia (Pewds it's at the top)

Am I crazy? (do u really want the answer?)

Guess there's-

Okay well *facepalm*

pls

Maybe that's a good thing I don't know

Doing some investigations

I suppose we could technically go back

But...

Oh my god.

I don't like this.

Okay.

Let's use the bolt cutters on the lock

I suppose

I don't

I don't feel very good

Mia

You better not be dia

As in dead

i just said it cuz it rhymes

I would hold- hang on to those bolt cutters if I were you

Mia do not fucking jumpscare me

I swear to god

ETHAN BRADBERRY

You don't look too bad

Yea you said not to come

It's kinda awkward

Ahh fuck

Okay

We're going

We're going

Daddy but I'm your daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Right?

That's

I mean you can call me whatever you want

Sorry

Just- let's just go

Let's just go

We can talk- we can catch up later

It's fine

It's fine

Y- you just go

I'll make sure this side is safe

And if

Anyone

Arrives

What?

What are you doing?

Fucking hell you're gonna fucking throw me off jesus

I guess

I guess

You know what?

I said she would be dead

And I was wrong

And you know what?

I wanna apologize

Okay

Hey

Hey hey hey

Cables

Not cables

Anything but

Why- oh god what is that?

Oh what are those?

What are those?

WHAT ARE THOSE?

They don't look good

*Wtf gag or something?*

Sorry I'm a little

Its' a trap

It's a trap

Fuck Mia man

Not me but you

Sorry

Mia

M- ah f

You get it

It's not recording..

Hey look my face is back

How bout that?

I don't know what happened

I'm using a different camrea

I will probably switch back for this playthrough

Sorry about that

What do you mean they used to?

What family?

They don't seem like a-

Awh god

You know when it's tight corners

Shit's about to get fucked you know

And

Getting fucked in horror games

Is never a good-

It's never-

It's never good

It's- it's never been good

Except God of War

3

That was a good thing to get fucked

I liked that one

And HuniePop-

Okay

Hey let's go

Let me guess

It's locked

Isn't it?

Do you have the key?

Just open the door

Oh my god it worked

Okay

Alright

What the fff-

Why?

Awh y- I don't like this enthusiasm

E-001

What?

Uhh what about this one?

Hey creepy dolls

A+ that's just want I wanted right now

HEEY POODIEPIEE

IM A BIG

FAAAAAAAAAAN

CAN I GET A BROFIST?

CAN I GET A BROFIST PLEASE?

HEY Hey give me that brafist

AW HELL YEAH

I FUKIN LOVE YOU

WHEN YOU DO THAT FILTHY FRANK VOICE

DO IT FOR ME PLEASE

Hey how's it going- OH MY GAAAWHHH

MY PUSSEEY

Sorry

Okay

OOUH

Mia?

Aawh it's too bad

That's too bad

I was having really fun with this doll

OH MY GOD PEWDIEPIE YOU CAME BACK FOR ME

AND NOT MIA

OH MY GOD I- uh god dammit

You're so fucking annoying

Heeyy Poodiieepee

Sorry

Jesus

Sorry I'd rather play with dolls

I'm sorry

Okay?

I'm not afraid to admit that

Mia

Mia please

Mia?

Oookay

Aright we're fine

Everything is great

This is great

This is great

This is

I think I'll go down instead

I think I just peed a little bit

What the FUCK happened to the weather?

I swear it was

Sunny a second ago

Maybe time changed?

A map

We got a map

Oh fuck this

Okay we're starting to get health

Which is not good

Because that means we're gonna get attacked

Great we can't jump out the window

*BANG BANG BANG*

Who the fuck did that

*continues to knock*

Oh my fucking Lord

Oh my fucking God

God fucking

*still knocking..*

Oh my God no

Who's knockiiing?

Oh my God

*knocking stops*

Oooohh

What do I do?

I don't wanna go down there

Call for help

*phone is out of service*

Aahh

Fuck

I don't have anything to defend myself with

Let's check the map maybe there's a hidden room

Where is the map?

I swear I picked up a map

I'm not ready for this

Oh my god

Mia?

*manly pewds scream*

*screams*

MAMMA MIA

*screams*

JESUS

NO

UGLY

AWH

BITCH

OH SHIT SHE'S STRONG AS SHIT

MIA

OH

*Random screaming*

WHAT THE FUCK

*More random screaming*

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

MIA

*And more screaming*

MIA YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

MIA

CHILL OUT MAN

I CAME HERE FOR YOOOUU

aah

Can you just

Fuck

Off?

Man

Fuck off.

Okay well you need to ch-

Mia

Ouuhhh

Nooo

We can

Punish you other ways

*Disturbing noises of pewds*

Heyy

Oh that's cool

Can I slit her throat?

I'm sorry but where's the knife?

I- I need to confirm the kill

I need to confirm the fucking kill

Okay this door is open now

Jesus Christ kill that bitch

This was open before

I can't fucking handle this

*Scared shitless pewds*

Oh my god

Stop.

Just stop.

Just stop.

Just stop.

Oh no

I-I think that means I need to run

I think that means-

AN AXE

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY YOU FUCKING BITCH

IM GONNA FUCKING CHOP THE SHIT OUT OF

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

Come on bitch

Come on

You wanna-

Awhh thats right I heal

You're fucking not gonna get me

Come on

WILL FUCK YOU UP

YEAH BYEAH Yeah that's right

That's fucking right

*Pewds is happy about the kill*

Hell yeah

*Drinking, burping, gagging noises*

That's fucking right

Survival of the fittest mothafucka

Aw shit mom's calling

I better get that

I better get that call

I bette- I better get that phone call

He-Hello?

OH

I need to end this episode now?

Okay I guess-

I guess I will end the episode now

Thank you for watching

This is amazing so far

I fucking love it

That's really fucking cool

If you're enjoying it as well leave a like

And I'll see you tomorrow with another episode

We're doing this daily so it should be fun

I'm really loving this so far *Burps*

I hope you are as well

Brofist! :D *BTW subscribe to bleachsucc

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