[Guard] Intruder, get em!
[Insurrectionist Leader] Stand down.
[CT] You didn't wait for me to start?
[IL] I was worried about you, didn't think you would be able to get away.
[CT] You don't know the half of it, they stepped up production.
This ship was captured by the enemy, I'm surprised there's anything left in the data banks.
[IL] Heh, not everyone follows protocol. You should know that better than anyone.
[CT] You really think they discovered another artifact? How could nobody have discovered that when they were processing the wreckage?
[IL] They didn't know where to look and they didn't have what you have.
[Guard] Sir! We are in position. Awaiting your signal.
[Carolina] Wash, take that right side!
[Wash] Where's everyone else?
[Carolina] Working on an extraction plan. They should be here right about...
[Grif] Woo hoo!
[Sarge] Damn you Private Grif,
you took out those two soldiers before I could administer my lethal brand of red justice!
Now where is Simmons?
[Grif] I don't know. We found another Warthog and he was right behind me.
[Grif] Wow... Nice entrance dude. Very thrilling.
[Simmons] Hey, I don't need all that flash. Some of us have respect for the fundamentals
[Grif] Hey, what did I tell you before?
You know you're not allowed to use words that have the term fun in them.
[Tucker] I'm riding with you next time. He actually stopped at the train tracks.
[Simmons] That's the law!
[Tucker] We were under fire!
[Simmons] *Grumbling* It's still the law.
[Sarge] Simmons, only you could manage to make a high speed chase boring.
[Simmons] Thank you, sir.
[Grif] What is that song?
[Simmons] Uh, it's a Bolivian orchestral mash up.
Obviously you haven't heard of them yet.
[Grif] Thank god for that.
[Epsilon] I still don't understand, why did you guys rescue me?
[Sarge] Don't blame us. Blame Mrs. Fussy Britches.
[Caboose] Yeah um. Actually it's Miss Fussy Britches.
She gets really mad when you say it wrong.
[Sarge] She wanted to get you out of that memory whatsit.
Something about you being the genetic-ified mental imprint-acallit of that professor what's-his-puss.
[Epsilon] Can somebody translate that? I don't speak Huckleberry.
[Caboose] Yeah the mean lady wants to find the director and since you have all his memories, you might know he went.
That actually seemed too correct for you Caboose.
There must be some part of that you didn't understa—
[Caboose] ...And, when she finds him we're going to throw him a very big surprise party.
[Epsilon] Ah, there we go.
[Sarge] Sure, as long as surprise party means shooting him in the face and walking away in slow motion.
[Epsilon] Well I hate to break it to you, but I don't know how much help I'm gonna be.
I mean, I may have the directors memories, but that doesn't mean I remember... them.
[Caboose] Yeah I have the same problem. I barely remember any of my own memories.
And none of anyone else's.
[Sarge] Well you better start remembering blue. I had to watch Grif nearly die three times today.
It's like fate was laughing at me.
Why don't you just take him already!
[Epsilon] I gotta say, I'm pretty surprised to see you taking orders from a Blue...
[Sarge] Under duress.
[Epsilon] What, you didn't want to come?
[Sarge] Lets just say you seem to know a lot of women with quick tempers.
You got a fetish or somethin'?
[Epsilon] I guess you could say.. yeah apparently.
[Sarge] Wanna talk about it?
[Caboose] Wanna talk about it wi—
[Carolina] Okay, everyone load up.
NAV points are in your HUDs. Alternative NAVs uploaded to your secondary objectives.
[Wash] Oh uh, right. Everyone just say "sync" whenever she says that.
[Tucker] Oh... Sync?
[Carolina] You guys not used to getting orders?
[Grif] Oh, we're used to getting 'em alright.
We just aren't used to doing much with 'em.
[Carolina] We're retreating.
[Simmons] Oh, okay yeah.That's usually step one in most of our plans.
[Caboose] Easy-Bake oven.
[Carolina] Let's just go...
[Carolina] What do you mean the leaders not here?
[South Dakota] Exactly what I said.
His last check in is upstairs on the main deck, but his call sign just appeared in their internal frequencies.
He's broadcasting from out in Bone Valley.
[Carolina] Meaning he's not here.
[South] Gee, you're starting to sound like a broken record.
[Carolina] Fine, change of plans everyone.
We're heading into the junkyard.
[Carolina] This is beginning to feel more and more like a setup.
[York] Ah... woah.
You would not believe the time I had getting back.
It's nuts out there.
[Carolina] Let's go people.
[York] What? No welcome back?
[North Dakota] Alright, welcome back.
[York] Where are they off to in such a hurry?
[Wash] Found the leader. He's hiding out in Bone Valley.
[York] We're going all the way over there?
After what happened to Georgia?
[Wash] Would someone please tell me what happened to Georgia?
[York] Dude, you do not wanna know.
[Wash] I really do, though!
[Insurrectionist Leader] Time to get outta here.
[CT] I can't. Not yet.
[IL] If they weren't onto you before. They definitely will be now.
Come with us, Connie. I'm not gonna lose you over this.
[Over radio] All forces we are go. I repeat we are go.
[Caboose] Where am I?
Oh, that looks nice.
Oh my god! A giant person!