[Guard] Intruder, get em!
[Insurrectionist Leader] Stand down.
[CT] You didn't wait for me to start?
I'm hurt.
[IL] I was worried about you, didn't think you would be able to get away.
[CT] You don't know the half of it, they stepped up production.
Here.
This ship was captured by the enemy, I'm surprised there's anything left in the data banks.
[IL] Heh, not everyone follows protocol. You should know that better than anyone.
[CT] You really think they discovered another artifact? How could nobody have discovered that when they were processing the wreckage?
[IL] They didn't know where to look and they didn't have what you have.
[Guard] Sir! We are in position. Awaiting your signal.
[Carolina] Wash, take that right side!
[Wash] Where's everyone else?
[Carolina] Working on an extraction plan. They should be here right about...
[Grif] Woo hoo!
[Carolina] Now.
[Grif] Sup?
[Sarge] Damn you Private Grif,
you took out those two soldiers before I could administer my lethal brand of red justice!
Now where is Simmons?
[Grif] I don't know. We found another Warthog and he was right behind me.
[Simmons] Present.
[Grif] Wow... Nice entrance dude. Very thrilling.
[Simmons] Hey, I don't need all that flash. Some of us have respect for the fundamentals
[Grif] Hey, what did I tell you before?
You know you're not allowed to use words that have the term fun in them.
[Tucker] I'm riding with you next time. He actually stopped at the train tracks.
[Simmons] That's the law!
[Tucker] We were under fire!
[Simmons] *Grumbling* It's still the law.
[Sarge] Simmons, only you could manage to make a high speed chase boring.
[Simmons] Thank you, sir.
[Grif] What is that song?
[Simmons] Uh, it's a Bolivian orchestral mash up.
Obviously you haven't heard of them yet.
[Grif] Thank god for that.
[Epsilon] I still don't understand, why did you guys rescue me?
[Sarge] Don't blame us. Blame Mrs. Fussy Britches.
[Caboose] Yeah um. Actually it's Miss Fussy Britches.
She gets really mad when you say it wrong.
[Sarge] She wanted to get you out of that memory whatsit.
Something about you being the genetic-ified mental imprint-acallit of that professor what's-his-puss.
[Epsilon] Can somebody translate that? I don't speak Huckleberry.
[Caboose] Yeah the mean lady wants to find the director and since you have all his memories, you might know he went.
[Epsilon] Wow.
That actually seemed too correct for you Caboose.
There must be some part of that you didn't understa—
[Caboose] ...And, when she finds him we're going to throw him a very big surprise party.
[Epsilon] Ah, there we go.
[Sarge] Sure, as long as surprise party means shooting him in the face and walking away in slow motion.
[Chuckles]
[Caboose] Surprise!
[Epsilon] Well I hate to break it to you, but I don't know how much help I'm gonna be.
I mean, I may have the directors memories, but that doesn't mean I remember... them.
[Caboose] Yeah I have the same problem. I barely remember any of my own memories.
And none of anyone else's.
[Sarge] Well you better start remembering blue. I had to watch Grif nearly die three times today.
It's like fate was laughing at me.
Why don't you just take him already!
[Epsilon] I gotta say, I'm pretty surprised to see you taking orders from a Blue...
Sarge.
[Sarge] Under duress.
[Epsilon] What, you didn't want to come?
[Sarge] Lets just say you seem to know a lot of women with quick tempers.
You got a fetish or somethin'?
[Epsilon] I guess you could say.. yeah apparently.
[Sarge] Wanna talk about it?
[Epsilon] No.
[Caboose] Wanna talk about it wi—
[Epsilon] NO.
[Carolina] Okay, everyone load up.
NAV points are in your HUDs. Alternative NAVs uploaded to your secondary objectives.
Sync?
Sync?!
[Wash] Oh uh, right. Everyone just say "sync" whenever she says that.
[Tucker] Oh... Sync?
[Caboose] Refrigerator.
[Carolina] You guys not used to getting orders?
[Grif] Oh, we're used to getting 'em alright.
We just aren't used to doing much with 'em.
[Carolina] We're retreating.
[Simmons] Oh, okay yeah.That's usually step one in most of our plans.
Sync.
[Caboose] Easy-Bake oven.
[Carolina] Let's just go...
[Carolina] What do you mean the leaders not here?
[South Dakota] Exactly what I said.
His last check in is upstairs on the main deck, but his call sign just appeared in their internal frequencies.
He's broadcasting from out in Bone Valley.
[Carolina] Meaning he's not here.
[South] Gee, you're starting to sound like a broken record.
[Carolina] Fine, change of plans everyone.
We're heading into the junkyard.
[Carolina] This is beginning to feel more and more like a setup.
[York] Ah... woah.
You would not believe the time I had getting back.
It's nuts out there.
[Carolina] Let's go people.
[York] What? No welcome back?
[North Dakota] Alright, welcome back.
[York] Where are they off to in such a hurry?
[Wash] Found the leader. He's hiding out in Bone Valley.
[York] We're going all the way over there?
After what happened to Georgia?
[Wash] Would someone please tell me what happened to Georgia?
[York] Dude, you do not wanna know.
[Wash] I really do, though!
[Insurrectionist Leader] Time to get outta here.
You too.
[CT] I can't. Not yet.
[IL] If they weren't onto you before. They definitely will be now.
Come with us, Connie. I'm not gonna lose you over this.
[Over radio] All forces we are go. I repeat we are go.
[Caboose] Where am I?
Oh, that looks nice.
Oh my god! A giant person!