Ryan: I... don't know how these work
Ryan: (spit)
Michael: Ryan, you probably hold it and shoot it Jack: I think this is going well
Jack: I think you just swallowed the poison dart
Ryan: (throwing up)
Jack: He inhaled
Ryan: Aw, now I'm blind
Michael: All right. This is not good Ryan: Nope, this is real bad
Michael: This is not good. I just--
Jack: Awwww Michael: Awwww
Gavin: Oh whale!
Ryan: There's two of 'em here!
Michael: Are they teaming up on you? No they're not!
Michael: Oh shit, they are fighting! Just run!
Gavin: Run away! Ryan: I can't see! Michael: Just pick a direction and run!
Michael: Just run in a direction!
Ryan: Ahhhhhhhhh....
Michael: You are not poisoned, you have five health
Michael: If they are fighting Ryan: Eeeeeeeeee.....
Michael: You may actually be able to get away
Gavin: Maybe he threw his knife at a fence
Michael: I like how your escape noise was "Eeeeeeee..."
Michael: I would hide up against that one, Ryan
Gavin: You can mush yourself,
Gavin: against the side of it Jack: Look at them fighting over there!
Michael: That's pretty fucking funny to watch in the background
Jack: They're breakdance fighting!
Father Michael: Go for it! Go for it!
Momma Jack: Alright, Ryan? For the love of God, don't throw your knife
Ryan: Shut up!
*Geoff dying in the background*
Ryan: Alright, one of them's dead Gavin: Oh! There's a thing on the floor!
Gavin: Get the thing!
Michael: Oh, yes... Oh, get-- aw, damn!
Jack: You went right into it Michael: Damn
Got Flippered
Jack: Oohhhhhh (Gavin and Jack laughing)
Jack: You just clubbed him!
Jack: Yeah, get the man tracker! Ryan: Shut up!
Michael: Chop him! Chop! Chop somebody!
Jack: Grab that man tracker!
Jack: Don't-- yeah, don't-- don't bother fighting them!
Ryan: Shut up!
Ryan: For the love of God!
Jack: Get real close to 'em but don't do anything!
Ryan: You're the loudest, dumbest man! Jack: Man tracker! No, no, no bring out the man tracker
Ryan: SHUT UP!!!
[Geoff laughing in background]
Michael: God...
Jack: Throw it! Yeah! There you go! Michael: Nice!
Michael: Right in the head! Jack: There you--
Jack: And he picked it up, and he picked it up
Jack: You threw it-- and he PICKED up your fucking knife! Ryan: I hit him!
Ryan: I hit him with it! Gavin: "The loudest, dumbest man..."
Ryan: I had no chance!
Michael: Hey, well, thanks for watching The Culling...
Jack: "Hey! You guys-- you need a knife? Here's a knife!"
Ryan: Do you want to hear---
Jack: Alright, cool
Ryan: Do you want to hear the dumbest advice any human--
Ryan: --has ever given another? Jack: You threw your knife--
Ryan: Invite Jack Patillo over! Jack: --he picked it up, and used it to kill you!
Ryan: He's just gonna shout stupid things!
Jack: He killed you with your own knife, Ryan *Geoff still dying in the background*
Ryan: "HURGH! ERGH! Just do something! Oh no, you're holding the wrong thing! ERGH!"
Ryan: "I'm so much better! AAAHH!"
Ryan: "Remember that time I just choked to death on poison and killed myself 3 seconds into a Let's Play?"
Ryan: "EEEAAUUGGHH!"
Jack: Alright, let's stop!
Ryan: Only it's fatter!
[Michael and Jack laughing]
