- C.J.: What is going on? - Ssh, don't tell him.
- He smoked the vape pen that you left at his house.
- I like your table. - Does Aunt Ella know
about this? I wonder what she thinking.
- High five, Misty!
I'm so sorry, little chicken.
Hear me roar!
- What's going on with the old dude?
- He smoked your vape pen.
- Oh, he feeling good. - So good.
- This is weed?
Lord, I'm so high. - How much is left in the pen?
- Let's go to his house and get it.
- Lead me there! - C.J.: Aunt Ella!
What's wrong with you? - Nothing.
[laughs]
- Aunt Ella?
Uh. Auntie? - [chuckles]
- ELLA: Mm, mm. - Is she exercising?
- Did she just run into the kitchen?
- If you wanna call that a run.
- Ella!
- ELLA: Mm, yah-ee-ah!
- [howling]
That was our mating call.
- I don't think I wanted to hear that.
- No.
- Come on, y'all, let's go see what she's doing.
- I ain't never seen her run like that before in my life.
- You see how fast her arms
was moving? - [coughing]
- Sometimes the signal don't go all the way down.
- Whoa. Whoa.
Boy, you heavy. - Help him. Help him.
- Okay. Let's just-- let's sit him down.
- Just watch the big camel!
- Okay. Just sit him down.
That's the stronger chair. - I can't--I can't--
- Um... - I can't--
- What now? - I can't see my legs.
- Curtis, your legs are right there, bro.
- For real?
- Yes.
- I don't why I can't see 'em.
- I got you.
- I don't see how you miss 'em.
Look like two big tree trunks.
- Oh.
There's too much. - Okay, alright.
- Okay, why is this still going on?
- Got some high strength. - [indistinct whispers]
- Where did Aunt Ella go?
Aunt Ella? Where did she go?
- Pop! [laughing]
- What are you doing?
- Huh? - What is going on?
- [laughs] Nothing.
Nothing. - Okay.
Come--come on in the living room.
- I am.
- Auntie, you in the kitchen.
- Yes.
This is such a pretty kitchen.
- Come--can you come on out here,
Aunt Ella? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Uh. - Yeah, yeah, go, go, go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go, go.
- Come. - Yeah, yeah, go, go, go.
- Okay, okay, look. - Yeah. Go, go, go, go.
- What is wrong with you? Come on.
- Okay.
Go, go, go. - Okay.
- Stay, stay, stay. [laughs]
Go, go, go.
Stay, stay, stay. [laughs]
I don't know why I'm crying.
- Auntie? - Yeah?
- Are you sure you're okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - C.J.: Okay. Alright.
- Pop-pop-pop. [laughs]
- Pop, pop, pop.
- [laughing]
- Are you sure you're okay?
- I'm not.
- You're not what, Ella?
- I forgot.
- Is she okay?
-
- Aunt Ella? - Mm-hmm? Okay. Yes?
- Uncle Curtis has something to tell you.
- Okay.
- Well, go on, tell her.
- Um... - I heard him.
[laughing]
- He didn't say anything. - Oh.
- Are you okay, Ella?
- Yes.
Yes, I'm fine, Lord.
- It's Floyd, not Lord.
- [chuckles] I know.
- Go ahead, Unc, tell her.
- Want me to tell her now?
- C.J.: Yeah.
- [laughing]
- Ella?
- Y-y-yes?
- Baby, I did you wrong, okay?
- Okay.
- I back slid, Ella.
- Oooh.
- I did an electric back slide.
And, uh--and, um, wha--
What did--I was left to my own devices,
and I'm sorry. - Okay. Okay.
- CURTIS: Okay? - Okay.
- Why do you keep saying "Okay"?
- Okay.
[laughing]
- I was smoking that pen.
- Okay
- And I got hooked.
- Ooh, okay.
- I got hooked on the pen, baby.
- Okay, okay.
- C.J.: Aunt Ella? - Okay, okay
- Aunt Ella? - Calvin,
stop calling my name!
Stop calling my name.
- I'm C.J.
- Well, okay.
Y'all just alike.
- No, hell they don't. Hmm-mm. - [laughing]
What is it? What it is? - Day and night.
- What is it?
- Uncle Curtis, where did you leave the pen?
- I don't know.
I think I left it in paradise.
- Oh, my goodness.
- I believe he left that pen in the backyard.
I'm gonna go get it. - Okay.
- No!
No, no, no!
- I'm just gonna go get it. - No!
No! - Well, why not?
- I don't know.
- I'll be back. I'mma go get the pen.
- Uncle Curtis? - Hmm?
- Where did you leave the pen? - ELLA: Mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mm, hmm-mm.
- Huh?
- [mumbles] Who is this?
- That's Kaleb.
- Kaleb. - Hmm?
- Hi. Yeah, I'm the Reverend's son.
- Kaleb, Kaleb, Kaleb. - Yeah.
- [laughs] - Kaleb.
I saw your mother Sunday.
Oh, yes, I did. [laughs]
- My mother's been dead for two years.
- What?
Awkward.
- Are you alright?
- Ooh, I'm okay. [laughing]
Yes, thank you.
You know what, C.J.? [chuckles]
I'm wonderful in fact.
Did I ever tell you about the time we went to that game?
You, me, and Calvin.
You were there, and Calvin was in the stands.
[laughs] Standing.
Stood up. [laughing]
On his feet.
[laughing]
Ooh.
- Did I miss the joke?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. [laughs]
- What is going on?
- Beats me.
- I mean, wow.
- Ella, baby?
Are you mad at me, baby?
- For what, Curtis?
- Because I hit the pen-- the pipe.
Got hooked on that pen. - Curtis.
Would you please stop being so dramatic?
- Baby, I got hooked on that pen, I was hooked.
- Please stop, baby, you're making me laugh.
[laughing]
- Look, I just wanted to know what all the talk was about.
Now I know what all the talk was about.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Hmm?
- [laughing] Did you hear how that sound?
- What it sound?
- I said-- [with lisp] "I just wanna hear
what all the talk is about."
It's like a lisp on your tongue.
- [laughing]
- [speaking gibbering] [laughs]
- Am I missing something?
- Yeah, man, whatever they had.
- Hold--hold on now. Watch your mouth, young man.
- I'm just kidding, man.
- No, this is not funny.
- [laughs] - It's a little funny.
It's a little funny, right?
- BOTH: [laughing]
ELLA: It is-- - Yeah, my aunt would
never touch that stuff. - That stuff.
- She--she a little strange, though.
- He said strange.
- And I would do strange things for some change.
- ELLA: [laughing]
Go, Curtis! Go, Curtis, go!
Go, Curtis! Go, Curtis, go!
Go, Curtis! Go, Curtis, go! [laughs]
- I don't even know how to twerk.
- See, she a little strange.
- Be quiet, boy. - Right.
- I'm just saying.
- Did you find it?
- No, I didn't see it in the backyard.
- It's not back there? - No.
- No, I know I saw it. - Hang on.
- Who is that?
- That's Kaleb. - That's right.
- Uncle, where did you put the pen?
- I don't know, she got--hey, girl.
What's going on, girl? - ELLA: Cur--Curtis?
- Hmm? - You finna get
that brow slapped.
- Don't be rude, Ella.
- She fittin' to get slapped. [laughs]
- Curtis, Ella, that's a chair.
- What is going on?
- Uh, I don't know, baby, that their problem.
- Oh?
- Here it is. - You hear that, Ella?
- Found it. I found it. I found it.
- Wait a minute, what are you doing with that in here?
- You must have misplaced it.
- Oh.
- And it looks like...
I don't know, I've never seen anybody smoke
this much before. [laughs]
- What are you talking about?
- He must have hit the whole thing.
- Oh, damn.
- You gonna be high for a minute. [laughs]
- Oh, damn.
- I'm sorry you have to deal with this, Aunt Ella.
- Okay.
- Can you say something more than okay?
- Something more than okay.
K-O! [laughing]
- Oh, what is going on?
- I think I know what's going on.
- What?
- There's lipstick on this pen.
- Ooooh.
- What? - [laughs]
- There's lipstick on this pen.
- What?
I had on lipstick?
- No!
- Well, then how'd it get on the pen?
- [stifled laughing]
Oh, I'm so tired.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- I believe your wife might know.
-
- Aunt Ella would never do anything like that.
I just got done telling this boy that.
- Ella?
- What?
- What's going on with you?
- Nothing, boss. [laughs]
- Boss?
- Yay-yeah!
- What--what are you doing?
- I'm believing in myself.
- Is that right, Ella? - That's right.
That is right.
- Ella? - Floyd?
Please go home.
- I will, but I have one question.
- Well, I'm not answering any questions right now.
- And why not?
- I have no comment.
[laughs] I know, right?
I know, right? - Hey.
Do you think we need to call an ambulance?
- No! - Curtis.
They trying to call an ambulance.
- I knew it. - They trying to put us
in a home, baby. - I knew it, everybody--
- They're trying to put us in a home! I'm not going.
I'm not! - Look.
We will kill all of you! - [laughs]
Alive!
- You mean dead, baby.
- Dead alive. [laughs]
- Hey! Hey! - [laughs]
- Nobody's going into a home.
- Thank you. - Look,
that talk about this ambulances and stuff,
I'm about to be up out of here, alright?
- No, hold it, hold it, you ain't going nowhere
'til you tell me where you got this from.
- I got that online like the mints in the backyard.
- I'm gonna call your father.
- Come on, man.
- No, you come on. Get out of here.
- Fine.
- Aunt Ella? - Yes.
- Now, you know you don't lie.
- No, I do.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- No, I don't. No, I don't.
Ella, shut up.
You shut up. - [laughs]
- I don't. I don't lie.
But she do.
- Aunt Ella? - Why is Calvin calling me?
- Oh, baby, that's Malik.
- [laughs] Okay.
Bye, Malik.
- Aunt Ella, tell me. - Alright.
Alright, I'll tell you what happened, Jazmine.
- Baby, that's Janine.
You get it, come on, come on.
- I saw that Curtis had smoked that pen.
And I got mad.
Oh, yes, I did.
I got so mad...I ate a mint.
I didn't know...
that the mint had weed.
Who put "meed in a wint"?
- You mean I could've had a mint?
- The devil did that.
[laughs]
He's tricky.
- Aunt Ella. - I know, I know, I know.
It was an accident.
- You said it was an accident,
so how many mints did you have?
- Two. [laughing]
- Two, huh?
- I was just trying to get my breath fresh.
- Mm.
You might need to keep trying.
- I will never have another mint in my life.
I don't ever wanna be this high again.
Unless I'm in glory! - Glory.
- I hope you learned your lesson.
- And he talking to you, Ella.
- [laughing]
No, Curtis, he's talking to you.
- I'm talking to both of y'all.
This is horrible.
- I know it.
And I don't wanna be this high again ever!
- CURTIS: Ella! - Hmm?
- We both on that stuff.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- We both on that-- - Curtis, that's not funny.
That's not funny. - It is kinda though.
- That's not funny, Curtis.
- It's sexy.
You sexy, baby. - [laughs]
You are too, baby.
- You wanna go do that-- that--that--
- ELLA: That--that--that-- - Oh no.
Time for me to go.
- CURTIS: I done say it--
- That's what it's all about.
- No, no, no, don't-- don't--
- That's what it's all about.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- No, no, no. - ELLA: I think that
could be-- [laughs] - Don't leave.
I'm kinda mildly curious to see how this turns out.
- No, no, it's time to go.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
- He can't catch me. - But they're so high.
- They'll be fine. - You can't catch me.
- I'm ready to get you. - You can't catch me.
- I'm running, I'm catching up. - I'm gaining--
I took off!
I'm going fast. - You're going too fast.
- I'm going fast. - Come on, we can
stay right here for a bit. - [laughs]
I'm there. I'm where I'm going. [laughs]
Curtis? - Yeah?
- I never take another mint in my life.
- Well, never say never, baby.
- [laughing]
-
- Ella!
- ELLA: Yah-ah-ah!
- You clean up that kitchen?
- It took me all morning to clean up that kitchen, Curtis.
- That's 'cause you was hungry.
- Curtis, do you know how old that macaroni and cheese was?
- Have you seen the bathroom?
You'll be cleaning macaroni and cheese again.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- Baby, I wanna talk to you.
- And I wanna talk to you, Curtis.
- I just wanted to tell you I'm sorry.
- Aw.
Sorry for what, baby?
- Smoking that stuff.
- Yes. - Yes.
And what do you want to say to me?
- I accept your sorry.
And don't you ever do it again.
Baby, do you know how many kids out there
are getting lung damage from--from the vapes?
- Yeah, it's pretty bad.
- So, why would you do that?
- I'm sorry-- - No.
Why would you do that?
- I just wanted to see what it was like.
I'm retired.
I ain't gonna do it no more.
Now I know. - Good.
- How was it for you?
- How was what for me?
- You smoked it? - [laughing]
Curtis, no, I didn't.
- It was lipstick on the thing.
- Curtis, I saw that pen out there,
I picked that pen up, I smelled the pen,
and that's when it touched my lips.
I put that pen back down,
and I picked up the-- - The mints!
That's when you ate the three or four mints?
- I didn't know they were weed mints.
- It said "Weed mint" on the candy.
- I thought it said mint to eat.
- Why your eyes moving like that?
Back and forth, back and forth.
That's how I know you lying.
You making it up as you go.
- [laughing]
- [laughing] - Look at this.
I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
- I'm used to that. - [laughs]
- BOTH: [laughs]
- Curtis, I would never do that on purpose.
And I hope you would never do it again.
- No, we ain't messing with that no more.
- Wow.
- That cause lung damage.
- Ah, baby, no more-- no more ever again.
- Mm. - Now come on.
- I love you. - Uh-huh.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
- You need a mint. - [laughs]
That's you that needs that mint.
And I put some in your breakfast.
- Ooh, so let's eat breakfast.
- ELLA: [laughs]
- Baby, when you make this?
- This morning.
- It taste old. Hmm.
- Are you still high?
You've got to be, talking about my cooking.
- The question is: are you still high?
- I told you, I did not smoke.
- I told you, I believe you.
- Curtis, how long does this high last?
It's been too long.
- I agree, baby.
- Where are those mints?
Floyd, what you doing in my backyard?
- Curtis said y'all was growing mint.
- Did you touch those mints? - What mints?
- The weed mints.
- They make weed mints?
- You know what? - Hmm?
- Get out of the way.
- I still got the mints, Curtis.
- Uh, Floyd!
- Ssh, just act like you don't hear her.
- That'll do no good. - Floyd, open this door!
I know those mints are in your pocket.
- [with accent] I am sorry. I cannot hear you.
- Where the hell is that from?
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