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I'M A WILD GREEN GUY LIVIN' UNDER THE BED

I GOBBLE UP YOUR SOCK BEFORE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD

LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNIN', I MAKE YOUR HEART JUMP

MY NAME IS MR. BUMPY, I GO BUMP BUMP BUMP

YEAH, BUMP

BUMP BUMP BUMPETY BUMP

YEAH, EVERYBODY BUMP

BUMP BUMP BUMPETY, YEAH

HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR

HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE

HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT

IT'S BUMP WITH SQUISHY

HE'S MY VERY BEST PAL

BUMP WITH MOLLY

SHE'S MY FAVORITE GAL

BUMP WITH CLOSET MONSTER

AND DESTRUCTO, TOO

BUT THOSE GUYS DON'T BOTHER BUMPY

HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO, SAY BUMP

BUMP BUMP BUMPETY BUMP

EVERYBODY BUMP

BUMP BUMP BUMPETY, YEAH

HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR

HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE

HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT

YOU CAN BUMP WITH A DOLL, BUMP WITH A BUG

BUMP ON THE CEILING OR BUMP ON THE RUG

AND YOU CAN BUMP, TOO, FROM THE EAST TO THE WEST

JUST BUMP WITH THE MONSTER YOU LOVE BEST

SAY BUMP

BUMP BUMP BUMPETY BUMP

EVERYBODY BUMP

BUMP BUMP BUMPETY, YEAH

HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR

HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE

HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT

MY NAME IS MR. BUMPY, I GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT

[BUMPY AND SQUISHY] 872,458...

872,459...

[IN UNISON] THE NUMBER THAT COMES AFTER THAT.

1 MILLION!

[ANNOUNCER] IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF...

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

BLAA BLAA!

AAH!

HA HA HA HA.

HA HA HA HA.

WHAT A GREAT GAME. LET'S PLAY AGAIN, SQUISHER.

WHAT IF WE GET MOLLY TO PLAY WITH US?

YEAH. HIDE & GO FREAK'S

GOTTA BE BEAUCOUP MORE FUN

THAN WHATEVER SHE'S DOING.

AAH!

OHH!

THAT'S A FUNNY PLACE TO TAKE A NAP.

MOLLY?

OHH!

YOU GOTTA PLAY HIDE & GO FREAK WITH US.

IT'S MORE FUN THAN LICKING GROUT FROM THE TILES.

I'M A COMFORT DOLL.

SCARING PEOPLE SEEMS, WELL, AGAINST MY NATURE.

IT'LL BE GOOD FOR YOU.

GET YOUR HEART POUNDING, YOUR BLOOD PUMPING,

YOUR HAIR STANDING ON END.

IT'S JUST A GAME.

WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW, RIGHT?

RIGHT. O.K.,

GIVE US YOUR SCARIEST FACE.

BLAAA!

KID NEEDS SOME WORK.

SQUISH, TAKE FIRST SHOT AT MAKING HER HIDE & FREAK GOOD.

I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THIS,

BUT IF YOU GUYS INSIST.

STEP INTO MY SALON.

WE'LL GIVE YOU A REALLY SCARY FACE IN NO TIME.

OOH, SQUISHY, YUCK!

OH, YOU ARE SO SCARY.

OH, MY! I'VE CREATED A DISASTERPIECE.

I DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU, DARLING.

I'M SERIOUS AS A PIMPLE ON PROM NIGHT.

WHO'S THAT SCARY DOLL?

YOU'VE A FACE EVEN A MOTHER COULDN'T LOVE.

AAH! GOSH, SQUISH, I LOOK REALLY SCARY,

AND GREEN...

AND WARTY.

RAWWWWRRRR!

AAH!

LET BUMPSTER SHOW YOU A THING OR THREE

ABOUT PLAYING THIS GAME, MOL.

RULE NUMBER 1410 IS THE MOST CRUCIAL TO REMEMBER.

EYE ON THE BALL, AND NEVER LET THEM SEE YOU SWEAT.

THEY CAN TRACK YOU BY YOUR SWEAT.

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY. I'M NO GOOD AT THIS.

COME ON, YOU HAVE TO PLAY.

WE'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIENDS IF YOU PLAY.

WE ALREADY ARE HER BEST FRIENDS.

[IN UNISON] PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY PLEASE?

OH, ALL RIGHT.

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING ROUND OF...

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!

[BELL RINGS]

YOU KNOW, SQUISH, I HAVE A REALLY GOOD IDEA,

BUT I'LL NEED YOUR HELP.

[SQUISH] NO. NO. NO!

NOT MR. BUMPY!

[MR. BUMPY] AAH!

AAH!

GET BACK!

GET BACK TO WHERE YOU ONCE BELONGED!

RUN! HIDE!

IT'S A SNOT GARGLING, DROOL DRINKING MUTANT FROM ALPHA CENTAURI.

OH, DEAR!

AND IT'S EATEN MR. BUMPY.

OH, MY!

AND IT WANTS TO EAT ME!

AAH!

AAH!

SQUISHINGTON, MR. BUMPY.

STAY BACK! STAY BACK!

STAY--AAH...

WASN'T THAT GREAT? IT REALLY WORKED.

WE REALLY SCARED HER.

IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH SNOT AND SOME IMAGINATION.

HEE HEE HEE HEE.

HEY, MOLLY, YOU O.K.?

MOLLY?

MR. BUMPY,

I THINK WE FREAKED THE LIVING FREAK OUT OF HER.

WE SCARED MOLLY STIFF. WHAT WILL WE DO?

I DON'T KNOW.

HA HA HA HA HA HA--UHH!

MOLLY? EARTH TO MOLLY.

COME IN, MOLLY.

SPEAK TO ME, MOLLY. PLEASE, SAY SOMETHING.

[CLAP CLAP]

IS THIS THING ON?

[FEEDBACK]

AHEM.

MOLLY!

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO.

BUT WHAT?

OHH! MAYBE WE CAN SCARE HER UNSTIFF, MR. BUMPY.

ROAR!

AAH!

OOPS! HA HA HA. SORRY, MR. BUMPY.

WAIT, I KNOW.

HUH. AND THAT ONE USUALLY WORKS, TOO.

MAYBE IF WE MAKE HER FEEL WANTED,

SHE'LL SNAP OUT OF IT.

OOH, GOOD IDEA, SQUISHMAN.

AFTER ALL, SHE IS A COMFORT DOLL.

[CAMPY] OH, OH, MOLLY, IT IS HORRIBLE.

THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE BLOW-DRYER RELATED ACCIDENT,

AND ALL THE CUTE DOLLS ARE BALD.

OH, THE HUMANITY!

YOU GOT TO COME QUICK!

THEY NEED...YOU!

ALL THE BALD DOLL-- OH! OH, YEAH!

THAT'S RIGHT. AND THE HOUSE IS FILLING WITH SNAKES.

THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET,

AND THE QUAKE-- I MEAN, BLACK HOLE!

YOU GOT TO HELP. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

[SOBBING]

[BLOWS NOSE]

[SOBBING]

CRUEL FATE! WE ARE SUCH FOOLISH FOOLS, MR. BUMPY.

MOLLY DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY,

AND WE MADE HER.

SHE'S TOO STIFF TO PLAY WITH NOW.

SHE WOULDN'T MAKE A GOOD HAT RACK.

WELL, MAYBE SHE'S O.K. AT THAT.

BUT I DON'T WANT A HAT RACK.

I WANT MY MOLLY!

BOO.

AAH!

AAH!

I, UH, OHH...

WHAT DO YOU KNOW, I WON THE GAME.

[JABBERING]

[JABBERING]

COME ON, I WANT TO PLAY HIDE & GO FREAK AGAIN.

OOH!

W-W-WE'LL STICK WITH CH-CHECKERS.

Y-Y-Y-YEAH.

HMM. AND I WAS JUST GETTING GOOD AT IT, TOO.

[SNORING]

[RUMBLING]

POTTIE-QUAKE!

[SQUISHY] HOW CAN THIS BE?

BUMPY, MY BOWL HAS BEEN UPROOTED LIKE A WEED.

THERE, THERE, OLDEST AND SQUISHIEST PAL.

STAY HERE UNTIL IT'S SAFE TO GO BACK HOME.

MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, AMIGO.

ME GARBAGE EST SU GARBAGE.

OH, YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?

WE'RE THE BOSOMIEST OF BUDDIES, BUDDIO.

I'D GIVE YOU THE WARTS OFF MY BACK.

OH, THANK YOU, MR. BUMPY.

OOH! OOH! OOH!

AND DON'T YOU WORRY.

I PROMISE I'LL PULL MY OWN WEIGHT AROUND HERE.

DON'T SWEAT IT.

I'LL COOK AND CLEAN,

AND MAKE EVERY MOMENT A LIVING SHRINE TO PLEASING YOU--

SHRINE, SMINE, LET'S HAVE FUN.

I USE THIS TO ACTIVATE THE TINY SPORES

THAT LIE SLEEPING IN MY RICH, DEEP, FILTH.

WATCH. REMOTE-CONTROLLED MUSHROOMS.

EN GARDIE!

AND THAT!

TAKE THAT!

THIS IS THE END FOR YOU,

MY EVILEST FOE AND BESTEST FRIEND, MR. BUMPY.

PREPARE TO MEET THE PRESS.

SQUISH, YOUR SHOELACE IS UNTIED.

OH, REALLY--

HYAH!

AH-CHOO!

I'M SORRY. I'M ALLERGIC TO MUSHROOMS, MR. BUMPY.

YOU OLD SNEEZEBAG, IT'S O.K.

WE'LL DO SOMETHING ELSE EVEN MORE FUN.

NAP TIME!

[SNORES]

MMM, MMM, MMM. THIS PLACE IS...

FRANKLY DISGUSTING.

MR. BUMPY WILL BE SO HAPPY WHEN I CLEAN HIS NEST.

HE'LL THANK ME TO PIECES,

AND I'LL HAVE HELPED MY FRIEND.

[SNIFF SNIFF]

AAH!

BAD DREAM! BAD DREAM!

MR. BUMPY! MR. BUMPY, WAKE UP!

YOU'RE HAVING A DAYMARE!

OH, WOW.

THANKS, SQUISH.

IT WAS AWFUL!

I DREAMED THAT--AAH!

BAD DREAM! BAD DREAM!

GOT TO WAKE UP. OUCH!

NOTHING.

OUCH!

STILL NOTHING.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?

NOW, DON'T WORRY, MR. BUMPY.

IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO FOR MY BESTEST FRIEND.

[MUMBLING]

EVERYTHING'S SO CLEAN...

I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU

I HAD A DICKENS OF A TIME

SCRUBBING THAT SLUDGE AND GRIME FROM THE OVEN.

DON'T GIVE IT ANOTHER THOUGHT.

I DISPOSED OF IT IN AN ECOLOGICALLY SOUND MANNER.

YOU DISPOSED MY...

WHAT?

TO MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER,

I FILED EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR ARM, ALPHABETICALLY

IN THIS HANDY-DANDY FILING CABINET.

ISN'T IT GRAND?

IT'S ALL AT YOUR FINGERTIPS, MR. BUMPY.

B-B-BUT HALF MY FINGERTIPS ARE GONE.

I WANT MY ARM BACK.

I WAS REALLY ATTACHED TO IT.

I GOT TO FIND IT.

ARM--THAT STARTS WITH AN "A," RIGHT?

O.K., AIRPLANE, AARDVARK, APPLE,

ART, ANVIL...

WHERE IS IT?

TRY "L" FOR LIMB, MR. BUMPY.

OH, I FEEL BETTER NOW.

OHH!

EXCEPT, OF COURSE, I...

I MISS MY MESS, SQUISHY!

BUT I DID IT FOR YOU, MR. BUMPY.

I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT.

EH...WELL...I DO...

SORT OF.

GOOD. DON'T YOU WORRY, YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE IT.

YOU'LL BE A CLEAN-LIVING MONSTER IN NO TIME.

I CAN MESS IT LATER.

[SNIFF SNIFF]

[BLOWS NOSE]

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE I CAN TAKE.

WHAT'S A MONSTER GOT TO DO TO MESS THINGS UP?

LUNCHEON IS SERVED.

HA! LUNCH!

YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LOVE THIS, MR. BUMPY.

I SLAVED FOR HOURS AT IT.

GOING TO BE GOOD. GOT TO HAVE IT. YEAH!

ENJOY.

TODAY'S MEAL HAS BEEN HOLISTICALLY PREPARED

WITH ONLY UNION ORGANIZED AND GROWN VEGETABLES,

QUADRUPALLY DISTILLED WATER-- OR RAINWATER--

AND NATURALIZED FRUIT.

DOES THAT MEAN IT TASTES GOOD?

HOW IT TASTES IS BESIDE THE POINT.

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

AND NOW,

MAY I PRESENT TO YOU...

YOUR LUNCH.

SQUISHER, MY TUMMY WANTS TO KNOW WHERE THE LUNCH IS.

HA HA HA. HOW QUAINT.

THIS IS THE LUNCH,

AND SO HIGH IN FIBER, TOO.

ACTUALLY,

I'LL HAVE A LITTLE SOCK, THANKS.

I'M TRYING TO CUT DOWN.

SLIPPERS, SOAP, SNAKES, SNOT--NO SOCKS?

WHERE ARE MY SOCKS, SQUISH?

SQUISH?

EAT THIS SLICE OF SWEET POTATO, AND I'LL TELL YOU.

HA HA HA.

GULP, GULP, GULP, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH.

MMM-MMM. SURE IS GOOD.

O.K., I COOK FOR YOU, I CLEAN FOR YOU,

AND WHAT DO I GET, HMM?

A KICK IN THE TEETH.

I'M JONESIN' FOR SOME SOCK.

I NEED A SOCK. I GOT TO HAVE IT NOW! CASE CLOSED!

OH, SQUISHINGTON,

I'M SORRY.

I'LL EAT IT ALL UP, 'CAUSE, UH, I LIKE IT.

[BELCHES]

WELL, I ATE MY LUNCH,

AND BOY, WAS IT EVER GOOD.

NOW, MAY I HAVE A SOCK?

TRY "H" FOR HOSIERY.

OH, YEAH!

[GROWLING]

BE QUIET, OR I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER CANDELABRA TO DIGEST.

OH, WHAT IS IT, MR. BUMPY, HMM?

DO WE NEED SOMETHING? HOW ABOUT A PILLOW?

YOU NEED A FEW MORE? NOW, THEN, HOW'S THAT, MR. BUMPY?

[MUFFLED]

WHAT'S WRONG? COLD? I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

NO, DON'T GET UP. ALLOW ME.

WAIT, SQUISHMEISTER, NO!

I KNOW IT. YOU'RE JUST FREEZING YOUR LITTLE PATOOTIES OFF.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING.

I'LL GET THE THERMOMETER.

NO! NO, SQUISHY, I'M FINE!

MY BEST PAL IS KILLING ME WITH KINDNESS.

OH, MR. BUMPY

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU

AAH!

TSK TSK TSK! OH, DEAR, YOU'RE DELIRIOUS.

I KNOW JUST THE THING.

WHERE DID I PUT THAT CIRCULAR SAW?

NO, SQUISHY! DON'T HELP ME ANYMORE!

SQUISH, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY.

BUT, I CLEAN, I COOK, I COMFORT YOU.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

I DON'T WANT ANY MORE COOKING, COMFORTING, OR CLEANING!

I LIKE MY NEST MESSY.

I LOVE MESSY!

IT'S FUN!

WELL, WELL, WELL. FINE.

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A MESS,

YOU MAKE A MESS.

BUT IF YOU DO,

I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER PLUS ONE!

THAT GOES DOUBLE TO YOU.

IF I EVER DO SEE YOU, IT'LL BE TOO SOON,

YOU--YOU CLEAN THING!

DIRTY...DIRTBALL.

NEAT-GEEK!

YOU, MR. BUMPY,

SHOULD TAKE A LONG, HARD LOOK AT YOURSELF

AND SEE IF YOU'RE THE KIND OF MONSTER

YOU WANT TO BE.

BUT YOU'RE TOO CLEAN FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

HMMPH! AT LEAST THAT GUY'S OUT OF MY HAIR.

THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.

NO ONE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO OR WHERE.

OH, DEAR!

YEECH!

AT LEAST I'M RID OF MR. MESS-IT-UP.

A GOOD SCRUBBING WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS PLACE.

OH, MAYBE LATER.

SO, SQUISHALA, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW--OHH!

YEAH, FORGOT. YOU AREN'T HERE.

[SIGHS]

IT IS SUCH A BIG JOB.

MR. BUMPY WOULD LIKE A DIRT CLOD FOR HIS HOME.

HOW COULD HE RESIST?

IT GETS IT OUT OF HERE.

[GROANING]

BUMPY?

BUMPY?

OH, DREAD!

[COUGHS]

I DON'T THINK MR. BUMPY'D MIND I MESSED HIS PLACE UP,

FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE STILL FRIENDS.

WHERE IS MR. BUMPY?

UHH! WHAT IF SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAS HAPPENED TO HIM?

OR WORSE-- HE'S FOUND ANOTHER BUDDY TO PLAY WITH?

THAT'S PROBABLY IT.

[GULP]

I HAVE BEEN REPLACED.

OH, DEAR! OH, DEAR! OH--

HOW DO YOU LIKE HOW I CLEANED UP YOUR PLACE?

CLEANED UP MY PLACE?

YOU--YOU DID THIS...

FOR ME?

AFTER THE WAY I TREATED YOU?

WELL...YOU ARE A SNEEZEBAG,

BUT YOU'RE MY BEST BUD,

IF YOU STILL WANT TO BE.

I GUESS I'VE BEEN PRETTY STUPID, HUH, MR. BUMPY?

MAYBE I TRIED JUST A LITTLE TOO HARD.

WE HIT THAT MORAL OVER THE HEAD PRETTY HARD.

OR VICE VERSA.

HEY, LET'S GO MESS UP MY PLACE NOW.

I ALREADY DID.

GOOD GOING! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.

I'LL RACE YOU.

LAST ONE THERE'S A ROTTEN 4-WEEK-OLD TUNA SANDWICH

WITH GRAY GUNK ON IT.

IF I'M LAST, IT'S O.K.

I KNOW HOW HE LOVES ROTTEN 4-WEEK-OLD TUNA SANDWICHES

WITH GRAY GUNK ON THEM.

IT'S A PERFECT PLACE TO HEAR THE MUSIC PLAY

KARAOKE

KARAOKE

YOU CAN SING A SONG OR DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY

KARAOKE

KARAOKE

EVERYTHING IS OKEY-DOKEY

AT THE KARAOKE CAFE

ON YOUR MARK, GET READY, GET SET TO MOVE

GONNA DO A DANCE, A REAL SMOOTH GROVE

BUMP ON YOUR NOSE, BUMP ON YOUR KNEE

COME ALONG NOW AND BUMP WITH ME

YEAH, BUMP

BUMP BUMP

EVERYBODY BUMP

BUMP BUMPETY, YEAH

THE BUMP BUMP BUMPETY BUMP

EVERYBODY BUMP

WELL, YOU CAN BUMP IN THE KITCHEN

BUMP IN THE HALL

BUMP ON THE CEILIN'

BUMP ON A WALL

BUMP ON THE LAND

BUMP ON THE SEA

BUMP ON THE ROAD AND BUMP ON ME

YEAH, BUMP

BUMP BUMP

EVERYBODY BUMP

BUMP BUMPETY, YEAH

YOU CAN BUMP TO THE LEFT

BUMP TO THE RIGHT

BUMP IN THE MORNIN', GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT

BUMP TO THE EAST AND BUMP TO THE WEST

JUST BUMP WITH THE MONSTER YOU LOVE BEST

BUMP

BUMP BUMP

EVERYBODY BUMP

BUMP BUMPETY, YEAH

HA!

WELL, YOU CAN BUMP WITH SQUISH

MY FAVORITE PAL

BUMP WITH MISS MOLLY, MY VERY BEST GAL

BUMP ON A LOG, BUMP IN THE GRASS

YOU CAN BUMP A TEACHER IN A HISTORY CLASS

I SAID BUMP

BUMP BUMP

EVERYBODY BUMP

BUMP BUMPETY, YEAH

YEAH

I SAID BUMP

BUMP BUMP

EVERYBODY BUMP

BUMP BUMPETY, YEAH

B-B-B-B-BUMP BUMPETY BUMP

EVERYBODY BUMP

BUMP CITY

YEOW

DON'T NEED TO BE HOT

DON'T NEED TO BE COOL

DON'T NEED GOOD LOOKS

OR A's IN SCHOOL

DON'T NEED TO HOP

YOU DON'T NEED TO JUMP

ALLS YOU GOT TO DO IS

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP

EVERYBODY BUMP

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMPETY, YEAH

THE BUMP BUMP BUMPETY BUMP

EVERYBODY BUMP

I SAID BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMPETY BUMP

EVERYBODY BUMP

WHOO

I CAN'T STOP BUMPING!

OOH

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