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[cheers and applause]

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- WE'RE COMING TO YOU FROM THE TROPICANA

IN ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY.

THIS IS THE JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

NOW, THIS PAST SUMMER,

OUR FAVORITE JERSEY SHORE ROOMMATES

PACKED THEIR BAGS AND HEADED DOWN SOUTH

TO THE BEAUTIFUL BEACHES OF MIAMI.

SOME FOUND LOVE, AND SOME FOUND A LETTER,

AND SOME FOUND A GIRL,

OR WAS IT A GUY?

WELL, THEIR TIME IN MIAMI MAY BE OVER,

BUT THE DRAMA CERTAINLY ISN'T,

BECAUSE THE ENTIRE CAST OF THE JERSEY SHORE

IS HERE TONIGHT.

THIS IS THE JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

- DJ PAULY DELVECCHIO!

- I'M GOING TO JERSEY SHORE, BITCH!

- ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A SITUATION.

- I'M THE SWEETEST BITCH YOU'LL EVER MEET.

- [laughing]

- AFTER I HAVE SEX WITH A GUY, I WILL RIP THEIR HEADS OFF.

- GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!

[cheers and applause]

- ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S WELCOME

OUR FAVORITE JERSEY SHORE ROOMMATES--

VINNY...

- WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL?

[cheers and applause]

- JWOWW...

[cheers and applause]

RONNIE...

[cheers and applause]

SAMMI...

[cheers and applause]

PAULY...

[cheers and applause]

SNOOKI...

[cheers and applause]

AND MIKE "THE SITUATION."

[cheers and applause]

AND ANGELINA CHOSE NOT TO BE HERE WITH US TODAY,

AND I'M ASSUMING YOU GUYS ARE ALL OKAY WITH THAT.

[clapping] - GOOD.

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS, THEN.

- ALL RIGHT, FIRST THINGS FIRST,

GUYS, I HAVE TO ASK YOU,

WHO HAS HOTTER WOMEN, MIAMI OR THE JERSEY SHORE?

- I THINK IT'S DIFFERENT.

LIKE, MIAMI, THERE ARE EXOTIC WOMEN,

A LOT OF TOURISTS, EXOTIC WOMEN IN MIAMI.

AND, LIKE, JERSEY'S, LIKE, OUR HOME, SO--

BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN JERSEY TOO.

- OKAY, [applause]

AND HOW DO THE GRENADES COMPARE

FROM THE JERSEY SHORE TO MIAMI?

- UH, THERE'S, UH...

THERE'S DEFINITELY GRENADES EVERYWHERE.

I MEAN, THERE'S-- I MEAN, THERE'S, UH...

WE GOT 50 STATES--IT'S JUST A MATTER OF HOW YOU APPROACH IT

AND HOW YOU MANEUVER AROUND, YOU KNOW--

THERE'S A STEP-BY-STEP PROCESS

TO DEFUSE A BOMB OR A GRENADE.

- BREAK IT DOWN FOR US REAL QUICK.

WHAT'S THE PROCESS?

- UH, THE SPIN MOVE THAT HE PULLED IN JERSEY.

- YEAH, THE SPIN MOVE'S A GOOD MOVE--

A GOOD MOVE.

YOU'RE BASICALLY SPINNING OUT OF THE WAY

BEFORE THE GIRL EVEN REALIZE YOU LEFT.

SO SHE'S TURNING AROUND, SHE'S LIKE,

"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?"

- YOU PULLED A SPIN MOVE.

- AND YOU BOUNCE ON THE GIRL BEFORE SHE BLOWS UP.

YOU DON'T WANT A GRENADE TO BLOW UP ON YOU.

- LADIES, I GOTTA ASK YOU,

WHERE WERE THE HOTTER JUICEHEADS?

WHO HAD BETTER JUICEHEADS-- MIAMI, JERSEY SHORE?

- IN MIAMI, THERE WASN'T EXACTLY GORILLAS, SO--

AND WE GO TO THE CLUB, AND WE'RE LIKE, "CRICKET, BYE."

- THE GUYS DOWN THERE ARE EXOTIC AS WELL,

BUT THEY'RE INTO, LIKE, THE LEAN-SURFER LOOK,

SO WE WANT TO JUST, YOU KNOW, JUICE THEM UP A LITTLE BIT.

- AND YOU WOULD THINK IN MIAMI,

THEY WOULD HAVE BETTER TANNING.

- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE THOUGHT.

- WELL, WHEN THE GUYS HIT THE MIAMI NIGHT SCENE,

LET'S JUST SAY THEY HAD TO ADJUST TO A NEW ELEMENT.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- MIAMI BEACH.

- LOOKS SO NICE.

- MIAMI'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

I'M IN MIAMI, BITCH.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

YOU KNOW, I'M HOOKIN' UP WITH THIS GIRL.

YOUR GIRL'S GIRL,

AND HER GIRLFRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND.

SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT.

- SITUATION'S SPENDING A LOT OF TIME WITH THIS GIRL THAT--

SHE'S GOT, LIKE, ALL THE CLUES

THAT LEAD ME TO BELIEVE SHE'S A MAN.

SHE WAS WEARING SOMETHING TO HIDE THAT ADAM'S APPLE.

SHE HAD SOMETHING ON HER HANDS.

SO WE THINK THE SITUATION

MIGHT HAVE GOT HIMSELF INTO A SITUATION

WITH A TRANNY OUT HERE.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING.

THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME--

FIRST TIME THAT THAT HAS HAPPENED.

- A "TRANADE" IS A TRANNY GRENADE.

- "TRANADE."

NOBODY'S TRAINED TO DEAL WITH THAT TYPE OF WARFARE.

- THE NEW PHRASE IN MIAMI IS,

"IF YOU GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT..."

- IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT...

- IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT...

- IF YOU EVEN HAVE TO HESITATE TO THINK...

- IT IS. - IT IS.

- IT'S A TRANNY. STAY AWAY.

- IT'S USUALLY A DUDE.

[cheers and applause]

- OH, MAN.

AND, RONNIE, DON'T THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU OFF THE HOOK.

- WHAT UP? - WHAT'S UP WITH THE DRESS?

DO YOU LIKE WEARING

AN OCCASIONAL DRESS EVERY NOW AND THEN?

- HE LOOKED GOOD IN YELLOW.

- I DO LOOK GOOD IN YELLOW.

- SO, SAMMI, NOW YOU KNOW,

WHENEVER THERE'S A DRESS MISSING IN YOUR CLOSET...

- I KNOW WHERE IT IS. - EXACTLY.

- IT'S IN MY CLOSET.

- WHO WAS THAT TRANNY? WAS THAT YOUR GIRL?

WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT?

- I WAS HAVING--I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME THAT NIGHT,

AND, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A TRANNY,

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, UH, YOU KNOW,

A COUPLE OF DRINKS IN YOU, YOU REALLY CAN'T TELL, I GUESS.

I MEAN, ESPECIALLY DOWN IN MIAMI--

THAT'S THE SITUATION RIGHT THERE.

- WHAT GOT THE NIGHT STARTED WAS THE RIDE TO THE CLUB.

HEY, PAULY, HOW DID THE WHOLE "CABS ARE HERE" START?

- WE GOT EIGHT PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE,

AND TO GET EVERYBODY READY,

IT'S LIKE... IT'S TORTURE,

BECAUSE, "WHO'S IN THE SHOWER? WHO'S NOT READY?"

SO I STARTED OFF QUIET, AND NO ONE'S LISTENING.

I'M LIKE, ALL RIGHT, "CABS ARE HERE!"

I GO TO EVERYBODY. "CABS ARE HERE!"

TILL THEY'RE SO ANNOYED, THEY GOTTA COME OUT.

- LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- IT'S "WAKE UP THE WHOLE ENTIRE HOUSE" TIME!

- "OH, YEAH! WAKE UP, YEAH!"

- OH, YEAH! WAKE UP, YEAH!

OH, YEAH! WAKE UP, YEAH!

- I REALLY DO FEEL LIKE HE'S DEVELOPING

SOME SORT OF TOURETTE'S BEING IN MIAMI.

- WAKE UP, ANGELINA! WAKE UP, ANGELINA!

TIME TO WAKE UP!

I ALMOST SEEN YOUR CUCA.

T-SHIRT TIME IN TWO MINUTES? - YEP.

- RIGHT BEFORE WE GO OUT, WE TAKE OFF THE TANK,

AND THEN WE PUT ON OUR FRESH SHIRT.

both: ♪ IT'S T-SHIRT TIME

- ♪ IT'S T-SHIRT TIME

- ♪ EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S T-SHIRT TIME

- ♪ T-SHIRT TIME

- OH, GOD, I THINK THE CABS ARE HERE.

- CABS ARE HERE!

CABS ARE HERE, BRO!

CABS ARE HERE!

CABS ARE HERE!

- OUT OF HIS MIND.

- BURGERS FOR THE BOYS!

BURGERS FOR THE BOYS!

- YOU KNOW, BURGERS FOR THE BOYS.

- OH, YEAH, BURGERS FOR THE BOYS.

[clanging]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. I LIKE TO BE LOUD.

AND, UM, I JUST COME UP WITH THINGS

OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.

BUSTED!

BUSTED!

OH, YEAH, BURGERS FOR THE BOYS!

BURGERS FOR THE BOYS!

IT'S [bleep] T-SHIRT TIME.

OH, I LOVE IT THIS TIME OF YEAR!

- [laughing]

- [high-pitched] OH, I LOVE IT THIS TIME OF YEAR.

CAB'S ARE HERE!

CAB'S ARE HERE! THE CAB'S ARE HERE!

- OH, MY GOD, SHUT UP NOW!

[cheers and applause]

- ALL RIGHT, PAULY,

SO IF THERE'S A CAB OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

- CAB'S ARE HERE!

[cheers and applause]

- AND MIKE, VINNY, AND PAULY,

HOW IMPORTANT IS T-SHIRT TIME FOR YOU GUYS?

- THAT'S BIG RIGHT THERE.

- THAT SETS THE MOOD FOR THE NIGHT.

YOU PUT ON A FRESH SHIRT JUST BEFORE YOU GO OUT,

YOU'RE READY TO GO GET THOSE GIRLS.

YEAH, YOU CAN'T BE FRESH WITH A SOILED SHIRT,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - RIGHT.

AND WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT CAN GO WRONG

IF YOU DON'T HAVE T-SHIRT TIME?

- IF YOU DON'T HAVE T-SHIRT TIME...

- THAT SHIRT WILL BE ALL WRINKLED.

- YOUR SHIRT'S GONNA BE ALL WRINKLED.

- WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?

- YOU COULD SPILL SOMETHING ON IT.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT FTD.

- IT'S JUST, LIKE, AN IDEA. LIKE, WHEN I SEE PAULY

WITH HIS T-SHIRT ON BEFORE ME

AND HE DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS T-SHIRT TIME,

LIKE, I'M TRULY HEARTBROKEN.

- IT'S A PROBLEM. - I WALK UP TO HIM, LIKE...

- YOUR WHOLE MOOD IS OFF? - YEAH, IT'S ALL OFF.

- BUT I HAD ALREADY TOLD HIM T-SHIRT TIME'S

GONNA BE TEN MINUTE EARLY-- HE DOESN'T GET THE MEMO.

REMEMBER? - AND THEN WE START FIGHTING.

YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. - IT'S SERIOUS.

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, GET YOURSELF A T-SHIRT TIME.

- WHAT IS THE PROPER WAY OF SAYING "T-SHIRT TIME"?

all: ♪ IT'S T-SHIRT TIME

[laughter]

- ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHEN WE COME BACK,

WE'LL SEE HOW A CERTAIN LETTER

MADE THINGS VERY LOUD BETWEEN RONNIE AND SAMMI

AND THE ROOMMATES.

- AAH! - STOP! STOP!

- AND WE HAVE A TON OF NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE.

- [flatulence]

- SO YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE.

THIS IS JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

[cheers and applause]

- WELCOME BACK TO THE JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

I'M JULISSA.

AND I'M HERE WITH VINNY, JWOWW, RONNIE,

SAMMI, PAULY, SNOOKI, AND MIKE "THE SITUATION."

LET'S DIVE RIGHT IN AND TALK TO THE TWO PEOPLE

THAT MADE LIFE AROUND THE HOUSE A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING.

RONNIE AND SAMMI, COME ON UP HERE.

- OH, YEAH!

[cheers and applause]

- WELL, FIRST OFF, I HAVE TO ASK YOU GUYS,

WHAT IS THE STATUS OF YOU RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW?

- UH, WE'RE TOGETHER.

WE MADE IT THROUGH MIAMI.

WE MADE IT THROUGH THE STORM.

- WELL, RONNIE, YOU CERTAINLY REDEFINED

WHAT IT IS TO BE SINGLE AND IN A RELATIONSHIP.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR INTERPRETATION

OF THESE WORDS IN ACTION.

- ME AND SAM, WE BROKE UP.

all: OHH!

- BUT I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS TO SEE HER

TO SEE IF I'M GONNA BE LIKE, "OH, I HATE THIS BITCH."

OR AM I GONNA BE LIKE, "WOW, I STILL LOVE YOU."

- I'M VERY NERVOUS TO SEE RON,

'CAUSE I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM.

LIKE, SO I'M STILL, LIKE, HURT OVER EVERYTHING.

- YOU'RE BEING A [bleep] [bleep].

I STILL HAVE SOME ANGER TOWARDS HER,

WITH THE BREAKUP, BUT I'M SINGLE.

BUT I'M NOT GONNA DISRESPECT SAM TO HER FACE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? I'LL DO IT BEHIND HER BACK.

I'M IN MIAMI, BITCH!

- ♪ UH-HUH, YOU GOIN' HOME WITH ME

UH-HUH, YOU GOIN' HOME WITH ME

- OH!

- SHE'S GETTING PUNKED,

SIDEWAYS, BACKWAYS, STRAIGHT PUNKED.

- THEY LIKE TO PUT ON A FRONT

THAT THEY HAVE THIS PERFECT RELATIONSHIP,

AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER.

- YOU CAN RESPECT AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOR A SECOND.

- NO, I CAN'T,

BECAUSE I'M-- I'M READY TO GO.

LIKE, I'M IN THE STREET...

- THEN DISRESPECT ME ALL YOU WANT, THEN.

- I WILL.

- WE ALWAYS WORK THROUGH OUR PROBLEMS,

AND WE SOMEHOW, LIKE, MOVE ON FROM IT.

[cheers and applause]

YOU KNOW, WE HAD A LOT OF HARD TIMES IN MIAMI.

I DID A LOT OF MESSED-UP THINGS,

BUT, YOU KNOW, WE STUCK THROUGH IT.

WE STUCK BY EACH OTHER'S SIDES, AND WE GOT THROUGH IT.

- NOT EVERY RELATIONSHIP'S PERFECT,

AND OURS DEFINITELY ISN'T PERFECT,

SO SOMEHOW WE MADE IT THROUGH MIAMI,

AND WE'RE STILL TOGETHER AND WORKING ON THINGS.

- I GOTTA ASK YOU GUYS.

DO YOU THINK THAT THEY FIGHT

A LOT MORE THAN MOST RELATIONSHIPS?

- I THINK THEY DO. - YEAH, THEY FIGHT A LOT.

- I THINK THEY DO, AND, UH, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

THEY KIND OF, LIKE, PUT US IN THE MIDDLE A LOT.

- YOU CHOSE TO GET IN THE MIDDLE OF A LOT.

- YOU PUT US ALL IN THE MIDDLE.

- THEY GOT IN--SNOOKI AND JENNI GOT IN THE MIDDLE.

YOU CHOSE TO GET INVOLVED IN THE RELATIONSHIP.

- YOU PUT US ALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS.

- YOU CHOSE TO GET INVOLVED.

- YOU DON'T THINK YOU FIGHT A LOT? COME ON.

- WHEN WE FOUGHT, WE DIDN'T COME INTO YOUR ROOM AND FIGHT.

- WE'RE ALL ROOMMATES, MAN. YOU LIVE WITH US.

- BUT THIS IS OUR RELATIONSHIP.

- BUT IF YOU FIGHT IN FRONT OF US 24-7,

YOU'RE GONNA INTERRUPT THE HOUSE.

- WHEN YOU BRING HOME GRENADES,

DO I SAY, "MIKE BRINGS HOME TOO MANY GRENADES"?

- WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE

BUT YOURSELF AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW, RON.

- I HAVE TO ASK YOU, ROOMMATES,

HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS LOVE CAN YOU GUYS TAKE?

- I'M [bleep] DONE WITH IT. all: YEAH.

- I'M DONE.

I'M OVER IT.

I LOVE YOU GUYS AS INDIVIDUALS, NOT TOGETHER,

BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS.

- I SAID MY PIECE THROUGH THE LETTER.

- I JUST WANT THEM TO STOP FIGHTING,

'CAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, A LOVING RELATIONSHIP.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE IN IT,

MAKE IT LOVING AND GREAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

OTHERWISE, DO YOUR OWN THING AND HAVE FUN.

YOU KNOW, SO MORE THAN ME, FOR THEM.

- IF YOU EVER FEEL THE NEED TO ALERT A FRIEND

THAT HER BOYFRIEND

IS MOTOR-BOATING THE COCKTAIL WAITRESS,

JUST WRITE A LETTER.

HEY, IT SEEMED TO WORK FOR THESE GUYS.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- WE'LL GO TO A LOCAL PLACE,

AND WE'LL TYPE AN ANONYMOUS LETTER.

"WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING,

RON MADE OUT WITH TWO GIRLS."

ALL THE INFORMATION IN THE NOTE IS FROM ANGELINA'S MOUTH.

- OH, DEAR.

- YOU WROTE A NOTE AND COULDN'T COME UP TO ME!

- WHO TOLD YOU I WROTE A NOTE? I DIDN'T WRITE A NOTE!

- NO, YOU DIDN'T, AND YOU DIDN'T, EITHER?

BULL[bleep].

FUNNY HOW PEOPLE BECOME [bleep] ALL OF A SUDDEN.

- [bleep] [bleep] I'M IN YOUR [bleep] RIGHT NOW!

YOU CALLIN' ME A [bleep]? - I'M IN YOUR [bleep] FACE TOO!

- AAH! STOP! STOP!

STOP! [bleep]!

- STOP! STOP!

[all shouting]

- STOP! STOP! - AAH!

- GUYS, STOP!

SAM, STOP!

[all shouting]

- [bleep] WITH ME AGAIN, I'LL [bleep] AROUND.

I FEEL LIKE I'M A CLASSY WOMAN,

SO I DON'T FIGHT.

[bleep] YOU AND YOUR [bleep] SIDEKICK!

- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE EVER EVEN DECIDED

TO TELL HER ABOUT RON,

'CAUSE OBVIOUSLY SHE DOESN'T GIVE A [bleep],

SO, PFFT.

- SOMETHING I THINK I'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE IN MY LIFE

IS, LIKE, CHEW MY PRIDE BACK AND APOLOGIZE,

SO I AM SORRY, SAM.

- THANK YOU.

THERE'S A SAYING, LIKE,

"KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE, BUT KEEP YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER."

SO I'M DEFINITELY LIVING BY THAT RULE.

- I USED TO BEAT GIRLS UP LIKE THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL.

- YOU LOOK HORRIBLE.

HE'S HOOKING UP WITH WHOEVER.

- HE SAID HE DIDN'T HOOK UP WITH ANYBODY.

- WHAT DID THE NOTE SAY? - IT DID--HE DID.

- OKAY, WELL, WHATEVER THE NOTE SAID...

[applause]

- WELL, LET'S BRING UP ONE OF THE AUTHORS

OF THE LETTER TO JOIN US.

PLEASE SAY HELLO TO JWOWW.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

JWOWW, WHY WRITE THE LETTER?

- UM...

- WHY NOT JUST TELL SAMMI AND BE DONE WITH IT?

- BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY CLOSER TO RONNIE THAN SAM,

BUT ME AND NICOLE FELT LIKE IT WAS GIRL CODE,

AND SHE--SAM WAS CONSTANTLY ASKING US DAILY,

IF WE KNOW SOMETHING, SAY IT,

AND THE WORDS CAME OUT OF ANGELINA'S MOUTH

THAT, UH, HE WAS DOING HER DIRTY,

SO WE FELT OBLIGATED.

LIKE, IT WAS REALLY SCREWED UP.

- I THOUGHT MY GOOD FRIENDS IN THE HOUSE

WERE JENNI AND NICOLE,

SO I THOUGHT MAYBE THEY WOULD TELL ME,

COME TO ME AND JUST TELL ME WHEN I'M ASKING THEM,

INSTEAD OF, LIKE, LYING TO MY FACE.

- WRITING THE NOTE OR NOT WRITING THE NOTE,

TELLING IT TO YOUR FACE OR NOT TELLING IT TO YOUR FACE,

WOULD HAVE GOT THE SAME RESULT,

BECAUSE THE RESULT WAS, RONNIE DOGGED ME.

RONNIE SAID THAT I WANTED TO HOOK UP WITH HIM,

AND YOU BELIEVED HIM AND NOT ME.

- THAT CONVERSATION DID HAPPEN, JENNI.

[laughing]

- THAT YOU WANT TO HOOK UP WITH RON?

- WELL, THE WHOLE REASON THAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE JENNI

IS BECAUSE I TOLD YOU ABOUT A CONVERSATION

THAT WE HAD BEFORE THE SHOW. - EXACTLY.

- THE CONVERSATION WAS THAT IF YOU GOT WITH MIKE,

THEN JENNI WOULD WANT TO HOOK UP TO GET YOU GUYS BACK.

- THERE WAS NO CON--

I WOULD LOVE PROOF OF THIS CONVERSATION.

THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH TOM FOR A YEAR.

- SO I'M MAKING THIS UP.

- WHY WOULD I GO TO MY ROOMMATE?

I'D RATHER JUST-- I'D [bleep] PAULY

BEFORE I'D EVEN GO NEAR RONNIE.

I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU.

[cheers and applause]

STRAIGHT UP.

- REGARDLESS OF WHO WROTE THE NOTE,

WHO DIDN'T WRITE THE NOTE, WHO TOLD YOU IN PERSON,

THE ONLY PERSON YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE MAD AT IS RON.

THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!

THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.

- WHICH I WAS FURIOUS WITH.

[applause]

- AND I HAVE TO ASK YOU, RONNIE,

HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET AWAY WITH THIS?

- UM...

- YOU'RE HOUDINI.

- YEAH. - GOOD FRIENDS.

- SHE WASN'T EVEN MAD AT YOU.

SHE WAS MAD AT HER GIRLS

THAT WERE DOWN WITH THE G-CODE.

- I DEFINITELY WAS MAD AT RON, DEFINITELY.

- YOU HAD A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT, SAMMI.

- I'M COMING FROM A HOUSE WHERE I'M BY MYSELF,

VULNERABLE, INSECURE, IN MY OWN WORLD.

COME ON, GIVE ME A [bleep] BREAK.

- BUT NOW YOU SEE THAT EVERYBODY WAS TRYING

TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU SOME WAY, SOMEHOW.

- MY OWN CHOICES, DECISIONS

THAT LED ME TO WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW, SO...

- ALL RIGHT, MIKE, SO I HAVE TO ASK YOU,

WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU APPROACHED SAMMI

AND BASICALLY CONFIRMED AND SPILLED THE BEANS

AS TO WHAT WAS GOING ON?

- HE WAS FOLLOWING GIRL CODE AT THAT TIME.

- RON MAY NOT LIKE THE WAY I WENT ABOUT IT,

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, RON WAS HOOKING UP WITH OTHER GIRLS.

SAM WAS CRYING.

- BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BOY

THAT'S TELLING ME IN THE BEGINNING,

"DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.

NO MATTER WHAT, DOG, I GOT YOUR BACK."

- I DO HAVE YOUR BACK. I DO HAVE YOUR BACK.

THAT'S YOUR GIRL.

- AT THAT PARTICULAR POINT,

YOU WERE ACTING LIKE WHAT YOU CHASE--

A [bleep]. THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE ACTING LIKE, BRO.

FOR REAL, THOUGH--

- BRO, FOR REAL, FOR REAL, DO YOU LOVE THAT GIRL?

- I DO LOVE THAT GIRL, YEAH.

- SO YOU SHOULD SHAKE MY HAND FOR WHEN SHE'S CRYING

TO GO UP TO HER AND TALK TO HER.

I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT DID.

MY PERSONAL OPINION WAS THEY WERE BETTER APART.

I THOUGHT I WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING BY BOTH OF THEM.

- ABSOLUTELY.

- WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK,

BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, PAULY AND VINNY

MAKE IT ABOUT QUALITY, NOT QUANTITY.

DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

THIS IS THE JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

[cheers and applause]

- WELCOME BACK TO THE JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

I'M JULISSA, AND I'M HERE WITH THE JERSEY SHORE GANG.

OUR NEXT GUESTS HAD A LITTLE BROMANCE IN THEIR LIVES,

BUT THAT QUICKLY DISAPPEARED IN THE NAME OF ROMANCE.

PLEASE WELCOME VINNY AND PAULY.

- YAY!

- COME ON UP HERE, GUYS.

[cheers and applause]

WELL, YOU GUYS WERE THE ULTIMATE PLAYERS

DOWN IN MIAMI,

BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN,

YOU WERE STOPPED DEAD IN YOUR TRACKS

BY TWO BEAUTIFUL LADIES.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- WE GOT A DATE WITH TWO OF THE RAREST ROSES.

- TWO OF THE RAREST ROSES.

- RAMONA IS EVERYTHING I LOOK FOR IN A GIRL.

THIS IS THE TYPE OF GIRL

THAT YOU WOULD SERIOUSLY TAKE OUT ON A DATE.

WHOO!

- IS SHE COMING?

- I CAN'T WAIT.

I'M GONNA [bleep] STAND THERE WITH MY FLOWERS, BRO.

WE GOT, LIKE, A SERIOUS DOUBLE, LIKE, YOU KNOW?

- IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S TOO SERIOUS,

'CAUSE SHE'S LATE RIGHT NOW.

- YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED

TO AN AUTOMATIC VOICE-MESSAGE...

- SO YOU DON'T WANT TO COME TONIGHT?

- NO, I'M SORRY.

- THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

- VINNY, YOU KNOW, HE'S GOING CRAZY.

HE'S LIKE, "[bleep]. I LOOK, LIKE, RETARDED.

I WENT AND GOT FLOWERS. I GOT A HAIRCUT."

AND I FEEL BAD FOR HIM.

[dance music]

- CHICK I MEET--THIS BEAUTIFUL CUBAN GIRL, ROCIO.

SHE'S LIKE A WIFEY TYPE--

SOME GIRL THAT YOU BRING HOME TO YOUR MOTHER.

I WASN'T EXPECTING TO FIND SOMEBODY

AS COOL AS ROCIO IN MIAMI,

SO I'M GONNA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT,

AND THEN I'M GONNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS WITH ME AND ROCIO.

- I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU.

HI.

YOU KNOW, IT TOOK A WHILE, BUT I KNEW

THAT ONCE WE ACTUALLY GET TOGETHER,

IT WOULD ALL BE GOOD.

I'M DEFINITELY LEAVING MIAMI

WITH SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS.

I FEEL LIKE RAMONA'S A GOOD EXAMPLE

OF A GIRL THAT I WOULD WIFE UP.

- I'D LIKE TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK. IT'S SUPPOSED TO JUST HAPPEN.

I WASN'T LOOKING. IT HAPPENED. SO LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

- WAH. I'M REALLY LEAVING.

- NO, YOU'RE NOT. IT'S NOT FOR GOOD, THOUGH.

- I'LL MISS YOU.

[cheers and applause]

- SO, VINNY AND PAULY,

WHAT WAS IT LIKE TRYING TO PLAN A DATE?

IT SEEMED LIKE YOU GUYS DON'T DO IT VERY OFTEN.

- [laughing] NO. WE WENT ALL OUT, TOO, SO...

LIKE, YOU SHOULD TREAT THESE GIRLS DIFFERENT.

YOU DON'T JUST BRING 'EM HOME, PUT 'EM IN THE JACUZZI.

NO, WE WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

GOT A HAIRCUT.

- WE KNEW THERE WAS, LIKE, A DIFFERENT PROCESS,

BUT WE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT ALONG THE WAY.

LIKE, "MAYBE WE SHOULD GET THESE GIRLS FLOWERS.

I THINK THAT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO."

- YEAH.

- DO YOU STILL TALK TO RAMONA?

DO YOU STILL TALK TO ROCIO?

- ACTUALLY, UH, SHE CAME TO STATEN ISLAND,

WHERE I LIVE, ONCE, TO, LIKE, A LITTLE FAMILY PARTY.

- SHE MET YOUR MOM? - YEAH, SHE MET MY MOM.

- THAT'S A BIG DEAL, VINNY. - IT IS. IT IS.

OTHER THAN THAT, WE REALLY DON'T TALK THAT MUCH.

- HOW ABOUT YOU, PAULY?

- WE KEPT IN CONTACT AFTER,

I MEAN, FOR A LITTLE BIT,

AND THEN IT JUST KIND OF, LIKE, FADED AWAY.

- THAT'S IT. SO YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN THEM?

DO YOU MISS THEM?

- I DO MISS HER A LITTLE BIT,

BUT, UH, I'M YOUNG, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I'M GONNA TRY TO PLAY THE FIELD, I GUESS.

- [laughs]

- SO NOW WE'RE JUST TOGETHER, NO MORE GIRLS.

- YEAH, BUDDY. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

- YOU GUYS GOT WIFED UP.

WELL, NO, NO, NO, I MEAN, LIKE,

YOU LITERALLY GOT WIFED UP, DIDN'T YOU?

THERE WAS DEFINITELY A BROMANCE GOING ON.

LET'S SEE WHAT I MEAN.

- IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME IF I WAS WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.

ME AND VINNY BECAME CLOSE FRIENDS.

WE RAN MIAMI. LIKE, HE WAS MY...

HE WAS MY DUDE.

- [belching]

WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE THAT YOU REALLY, REALLY GET ALONG WITH

AND YOU REALIZE THAT AND YOU CAN LIVE WITH THEM,

YOU KNOW, YOU FORM A LITTLE RELATIONSHIP.

- [laughing]

THEY'RE TRYING TO PLAY US OUT, DOG.

ON THE BEACH, I HAD, LIKE, A PIECE OF LINT IN MY HAIR,

AND VINNY WENT AND TOOK IT OUT.

THAT WAS THE NICEST THING ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME.

[laughter]

UM, VINNY AND I ARE...

BECAME REAL CLOSE THIS YEAR.

[sultry funk music playing]

- OH, NO!

- OOH!

♪ ♪

- ♪ LET'S DO OUR THING

- OH, YEAH.

YOU FEEL ME? - I FEEL YOU. I FEEL YOU.

VINNY, PAULY FOREVER.

- AW!

- THAT'S SO CUTE. - AW!

- I LOVE YOU, MAN. - I LOVE YOU TOO, BRO.

- YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE TOGETHER.

- LET'S NOT GET IT TWISTED. - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

ME AND THIS GUY HAD THE SAME GAME PLAN,

LIKE, WE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF EVERYTHING

MIAMI HAD TO OFFER US.

WE JUST DID IT TOGETHER, LIKE, THE SAME FRAME OF MIND.

IT WAS CRAZY. - YEAH, IT WORKED.

WE JUST WANTED TO DO THE SAME THINGS EVERY DAY.

LIKE, WHEN WE WENT OUT WITH GIRLS,

LIKE, WE JUST WORKED OFF OF EACH OTHER,

AND, YOU KNOW, WE JUST BOTH HAVE THE SAME MENTALITY.

WE'RE, LIKE, INTO THE SAME THINGS,

SO THAT'S WHY IT WORKED.

- GIRLS, HOW WAS IT TO SEE

THIS BROMANCE DEVELOP?

- I LOVED IT. - ABSOLUTELY.

- I THINK THEY'RE SO [bleep] CUTE.

- I WILL BE AT THE WEDDING, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW.

- HELL, YEAH.

- I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE SHAVING EACH OTHER'S NECK,

MAKING SURE YOU HAD THE RIGHT LINEUP.

WERE YOU JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR BOY?

- YEAH, IT'S BRO CODE RIGHT THERE.

I CAN'T LET HIM LOOK OUT--

GO ON LOOKING WITH A JAGGED EDGE OVER THERE.

- BUT WE'RE ITALIAN.

ITALIAN GUYS ARE CLOSE LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK,

WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT HOW THE MIGHTY WATERS OF THE HOT TUB

CAN SAVE YOU FROM A HYENA'S TRANCE.

PLUS, WE'LL SEE SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE.

- CAMEL TOE!

- TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE.

THIS IS THE JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

[cheers and applause]

TO THE JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

I'M YOUR HOST, JULISSA,

AND I'M HERE WITH VINNY AND PAULY.

NOW, VINNY AND PAULY WERE A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH,

BUT WHEN THEIR POWERS JOINED WITH A THIRD MEMBER,

THEY BECAME WHAT IS KNOWN AS M.V.P.

PLEASE WELCOME THE MISSING LINK,

MIKE "THE SITUATION."

[cheers and applause]

SO NOW THAT WE HAVE M.V.P. HERE WITH US,

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THEM IN ACTION.

- IT'S M.V.P. NIGHT, SON.

- "M." - "V."

- "P"!

- T-SHIRT TIME!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - IT'S M.V.P. NIGHT.

- WHAT'S THAT? - M.V.P.

- CAN YOU FILL ME IN?

- IT'S M.V.P. IT'S NOT M.V.P.A.

- AS SOON AS ANGELINA HAS HER HEAD TURNED,

WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT THE DOOR AND GO TO THE CLUB.

- JENNI, KILL ME RIGHT NOW.

- GO, GO.

- OH, MY GOD.

- [laughing]

- ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME, BRO?

- THERE'S GRENADES ALL OVER THE PLACE.

[glass breaking]

[man screams]

MIKE AND PAULY ARE ROAMING AROUND,

TRYING TO SCRAMBLE UP WHATEVER KIND OF GIRLS THEY CAN

TO TAKE BACK TO THE HOUSE.

- I WAS IN THE JACUZZI,

AND I FINALLY PUT SOME WATER ON MY FACE,

AND I WAS LIKE, [gasps]

"WE GOT GRENADES, MAN."

[explosion]

- EW, PAULY!

[knocking]

- MIKE! - HEY, WHAT UP, GIRL?

IN THIS TYPE OF SITUATION, MAN,

YOU NEED TO SEPARATE THE TWO SETS OF GIRLS,

AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SEPARATE THE HIPPOPOTAMUS

FROM HER GOOD-LOOKING FRIEND.

BA-DA-BING, BA-DA-BOOM.

- PAULY GOT HIS CHICK INTO BED,

AND I'M NOT HATIN' ON MY BOY.

I'M GONNA LET MY BOY DO HIS THING,

BECAUSE I HAD A FIRST-ROW SEAT

FOR A SLAM SESSION.

I'LL SIT BACK WITH MY EGG SANDWICH.

LIKE, AND THEN ONCE IN A WHILE,

WHEN PAULY WOULD LOOK AT ME, LIKE...

[laughter]

KEEP GOIN', DOG.

YOU WANT HALF?

[cheers and applause]

- AHH.

SO WHEN IT COMES TO M.V.P.,

WHAT IS THE HIERARCHY HERE?

WHO'S AT THE TOP?

WHO'S AT THE BOTTOM AS FAR AS SKILLS?

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

AT ANY PARTICULAR NIGHT, WE TAKE THE REINS.

I MEAN, ONE NIGHT, IT COULD BE PAULY.

ONE NIGHT, IT COULD BE VINNY.

ONE NIGHT, IT COULD BE ME. THAT'S JUST HOW IT GOES.

- WELL, YOU GUYS HAD TWO GIRLS IN THE HOUSE ALREADY,

AND THEN YOU HAD TWO GIRLS KNOCKING ON THE DOOR.

HOW DID YOU PULL THAT OFF?

- WE HAD TO REGROUP.

WE WENT TO THE LIVING ROOM, HAD A MEETING.

- WE HAD A MEETING, AND WE DECIDED

THAT, LIKE, IF WE SEPARATED 'EM ON EACH SIDE OF THE HOUSE,

THEY WOULD NOT KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER.

- WE MAKE A QUICK, QUICK PLAN,

AND WE KNEW ONLY ONE OF 'EM WAS REALLY A GRENADE,

SO HE WENT INTO THE OTHER ROOM,

HE PUT THAT GRENADE TO SLEEP.

- SO WE HAD TO COORDINATE EVERYTHING,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

TO MAKE SURE THERE WASN'T A SITUATION.

- I SEE, I SEE.

BUT IT DEFINITELY WORKED OUT FOR YOU GUYS.

AND WHAT IS THE THING THAT YOU GUYS DID

BEFORE YOU WENT OUT TO THE CLUB?

- OH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STAND UP.

- OH, YEAH. - M.V.P.?

- THIS IS WHAT STARTS THE NIGHT OFF.

THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE AN M.V.P. NIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT? IT JUST SO HAPPENS

THAT OUR INITIALS ARE M.V.P.

I MEAN, IT JUST HAPPENS.

"M."

- "V." - "P"!

- SMASH SQUAD.

- M.V.P., MOST VALUABLE PLAYERS.

- IT JUST SO HAPPENS.

IT JUST SO HAPPENS.

[applause]

- THREE BRAINS TO COME UP WITH THAT. NICE.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU GUYS, I HAVE TO ASK YOU.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN A GIRL IS DOWN--

WELL, D.T.F.?

EXCUSE ME, D.T.F.?

- IT'S LIKE A SIXTH SENSE.

- YEAH, LIKE, WE HAVE A D.T.F. METER BUILT IN,

INSIDE, LIKE, I CAN SMELL THAT WHEN YOU WALK BY.

- IT'S A LOOK IN A GIRL'S EYES, WHAT SHE'S WEARING,

IT'S THE SMELL OF HER PERFUME.

- IT'S A COMBINATION OF FACTORS.

- DO YOU EVER JUST COME OUT AND ASK?

- YES, WE DO.

ON EMERGENCY SITUATIONS...

- LAST-MINUTE SCRAMBLING.

- RECENTLY, ME AND PAULY, UH, WE WAS RUNNING THROUGH THE CLUB,

IT WAS, LIKE, TEN MINUTES LEFT IN THE CLUB,

HE'S LIKE, "YO, IT'S AN EMERGENCY."

I WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S UP?"

HE SAID, "WE NEED TO GO THROUGH THE CLUB

"AND SAY, 'OKAY, ARE YOU D.T.F.?

AND CAN YOU COME BACK TO THE CRIB?'"

- BUT, USUALLY, YOU DON'T GO UP TO EVERY GIRL AND ASK THAT.

LIKE, IF YOU'RE AFRAID TO ASK IF A GIRL'S D.T.F.,

THEN SHE'S PROBABLY NOT D.T.F.

- SO IF M.V.P. WALKS UP IN THE CLUB,

AND IT'S STRAIGHT BRONX ZOO, LIKE YOU SAID,

AND THERE'S JUST GRENADES AND HYENAS

AND ALL KINDS OF HIPPOPOTAMUS EVERYWHERE,

WHAT HAPPENS?

WHAT GOES DOWN WITH M.V.P.?

DO YOU GUYS REGROUP?

- YOU JUST HOPE YOU DON'T GET HURT.

IT'S A WAR OUT THERE. THERE'S A BUNCH OF GRENADES.

YOU HOPE ONE DOESN'T BLOW UP ON YOU.

- GET OUT OF THERE AND GO TO A DIFFERENT CLUB.

- IT ALSO DEPENDS ON MY BEER GOGGLES AT THE TIME.

- YOU COULD HAVE A COUPLE MORE SHOTS, THEN.

- YEAH. - KEEP IT REAL.

- ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK,

WE'LL TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT M.V.P.

AND FIND OUT IF ONE OF ITS MEMBERS

IS HELPING THE TRIFECTA OR HURTING IT.

DON'T GO ANYWHERE, BECAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

THIS IS THE JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

[cheers and applause]

TO THE JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

I'M JULISSA, AND I'M HERE WITH MIKE, VINNY, AND PAULY,

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS M.V.P.

A WINGMAN IS THERE TO SUPPORT HIS BOY

AS HE WORKS THE CLUB,

BUT IF YOUR WINGMAN IS PULLING ROBBERIES

AND [bleep]-BLOCKING,

YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF HOME ALONE AT THE END OF THE NIGHT.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

[phone line ringing]

- CENTRAL CAB.

- CAN I GET A TAXI FOR SIX PEOPLE?

- AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SIR?

- SITUATION. - HUH?

- SITUATION. - ONE MOMENT.

- SITUATION IS BACK,

AND IT'S G.T.L. ALL DAY AND D.T.F. ALL NIGHT.

I'M JUST KILLIN' AT THE CLUB, MAN,

JUST HOOKIN' UP WITH GIRLS, GETTIN' NUMBERS,

HAVIN' A BLAST,

AND SOMEBODY'S COMIN' HOME WITH ME TONIGHT.

THE SIX HAS CAME IN VERY NICELY.

WHOOSH! IT'S LIKE, "WOW!"

I JUST TOOK YOUR GIRL, SON.

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

DADDY'S HOME.

DON'T COME OVER TO SOMEBODY'S HOUSE AT 5:00 A.M.

AND EXPECT JUST TO WATCH AND PLAY CHECKERS.

- [laughing] - MIKE TRIED TO BE MY WINGMAN

ON A FEW OCCASIONS.

NOT TOO GOOD AT IT.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BE OUT IN FIVE MINUTES,

THEN YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW, THEN.

- CASS, I WANT TO LEAVE.

- FOR REAL? - YEAH.

- YO, VINNY'S GIRL'S LOOKIN' SMOKIN'.

YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE A CHICK LIKE THAT BY HERSELF.

- I SEE MIKE TALKING TO RAMONA,

AND HE KIND OF, LIKE, PULLS A LITTLE BIT OF THE ROBBERY.

[cheers and applause]

- WHAT WAS UP WITH YOU, MIKE?

YOU WERE PULLING ROBBERIES, [bleep]-BLOCKING.

THAT'S NOT VERY M.V.P. OF YOU.

- OH, I DON'T THINK I EVER [bleep]-BLOCKED.

- [scoffs] - I DON'T THINK I EVER DID.

I MEAN, UH...

- MIKE DEFINITELY [bleep]-BLOCKED PAULY TWICE.

- TWICE. - WITH WHAT? WHICH ONE?

- I SAW HIM.

- SNOOKI, WHAT'D YOU SEE?

- PAULY WAS GENEROUS ENOUGH

TO BRING HOME AN EXTRA GIRL FOR YOU TWICE,

AND YOU [bleep] IT UP TWICE.

- HOW WAS I [bleep]-BLOCKING?

- HE WAS LIKE, "COOL, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BOY.

"IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THIS GIRL,

TELL THAT GIRL TO LEAVE."

- BUT I'M NOT [bleep]-BLOCKING HIS GIRL, THOUGH.

- YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY, LIKE, GENEROSITY FOR PAULY.

- IF HE BRINGS HOME A GIRL AND WE HAVE A GIRL TOGETHER,

AND SHE DOESN'T GET ALONG WITH ME,

THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY ME [bleep]-BLOCKING.

IT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN.

- PAULY, DO YOU SEE SOMETHING WRONG OR NO?

- WHAT IT IS WITH ME IS, UM,

LIKE, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, THE WINGMAN.

THERE'S TWO GIRLS, WHATEVER.

I BRING HOME TWO. HE'S GOT ONE. I GOT ONE.

HE HAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT STYLE THAN ME.

HE'S CRAZY AGGRESSIVE.

I'M SMOOTH. I'M COOL WITH IT. - EXACTLY.

SO I DO WHAT I GOTTA DO.

- I'M NOT [bleep]-BLOCKING. IT'S JUST MY [bleep].

- NO, WHAT IT IS, IS-- TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

IT ACTUALLY HELPS ME OUT,

BECAUSE THEY SEE HOW AGGRESSIVE HE IS,

AND THEY'RE LIKE, "AAH."

THEY BOUNCE, BUT THEY'RE LIKE, "YO, LOOK AT THAT.

I GOT STUCK WITH THE NICE ONE. PAULY'S COOL AND SMOOTH,"

AND I'LL TALK TO HIM AFTER, BUT AT THE MOMENT,

YOU WASN'T A WINGMAN LIKE I WAS IN JERSEY.

- I'LL ADMIT. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE 100% RIGHT.

YOU'RE 100% RIGHT.

WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER,

LIKE, I'M NOT THE GREATEST WINGMAN.

I MEAN, I'M NOT.

I MEAN--I MEAN, I GET A LOT OF GIRLS,

AND, UM, I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU,

THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE IN MIAMI,

M.V.P. DID OUR THING.

I RARELY THINK THERE WAS ANY DISCREPANCIES WITH M.V.P.

- COME ON!

THAT WAS KIND OF WRONG WHAT YOU DID TO VIN

WITH HIS GIRL RAMONA.

- OH, DUDE, I--

THAT WAS MAYBE THE FIRST NIGHT HE MET RAMONA, POSSIBLY.

- AND HONESTLY, I'VE HEARD FROM A COUPLE OF GIRLS,

LIKE, THAT HAVE CAME UP TO ME AND SAID LIKE,

"MIKE'S TRYING TO, LIKE, 'PLAY YOU OUT

TO MAKE HIMSELF LOOK GOOD."

- TO PALOMA--TO YOUR GIRL? - I NEVER BELIEVED IT,

OR I JUST BRUSHED IT OFF, OR I JUST KEPT GIVING 'EM LIKE,

"YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S HIS PERSONALITY.

LIKE, HE'S AGGRESSIVE WITH EVERY GIRL, WHATEVER."

BUT AFTER SEEING THAT, LIKE--

THIS GIRL, RAMONA, LIKE, I WAS TALKING TO HER, LIKE, FOR REAL.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE...

AND I REMEMBER SAYING TO HIM THAT DAY,

I SAID, "BRO, I KNOW YOU LIKE GETTING WITH GIRLS, WHATEVER,

BUT THIS ONE GIRL, JUST, LIKE, LEAVE HER ASIDE,"

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - OFF LIMITS.

- AND THEN AS SOON AS I GET UP, THE FIRST SECOND, HE'S LOOKING.

HE GOES LIKE THIS AND STARTS TALKING TO THE GIRL.

- OH, PLEASE, MAN!

IF I TALKED TO HER ONCE--

- AND YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER.

I'M NOT EVEN, LIKE, SOUR. YO, I'LL STILL GO OUT WITH HIM,

BUT, UM, IT MIGHT BE M.V.P. TO HIM,

BUT IT'S V.P. TO ME.

- V.P.-- I DON'T THINK SO.

[laughter]

- ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK,

WE'LL TALK TO OUR FAVORITE GIRL WITH THE POOF...

- TRYING TO SMUSH RIGHT NOW?

- AND WE'LL SEE SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE.

DON'T GO ANYWHERE, BECAUSE THIS IS THE JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

[cheers and applause]

- WELCOME BACK TO THE JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

I'M JULISSA, AND I'M HERE WITH THE JERSEY SHORE GANG.

NOW, OUR NEXT GUEST WAS "SNOOKIN'" FOR LOVE,

BUT NEVER EXPECTED IT TO BE WITH VINNY.

SAY HELLO TO SNOOKI.

COME ON OVER HERE, GIRL.

- HELLO, THERE.

- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

- NOW, SNOOKI, YOU HAD A THING OR TWO FOR VINNY.

- VINNY COMES FROM A GOOD FAMILY.

VINNY IS VERY CUTE.

OBVIOUSLY, VINNY HAS A GOOD HEART,

AND THAT'S WHY I HAD A LITTLE CRUSH ON VINNY.

AND THAT'S IT.

- "HAD"? PAST TENSE?

- NO, I HAVE.

- OHH!

YEAH, BUDDY.

- WELL, YOU CERTAINLY HAD AN EYE ON HIM,

AND HE CERTAINLY HAD AN EYE ON YOU.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- TONIGHT SNOOKI IS ROCKIN' THE OLD SNOOK LOOK--

LEOPARD DRESS, POOF,

AND SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

YOU LOOK HOT. - REALLY?

- I'VE NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.

YOU JUST TOOK MY BREATH AWAY.

- YOU TRYING TO SMUSH RIGHT NOW?

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED TO VINNY,

JUST BECAUSE HE'S DIFFERENT IN THE HOUSE.

HE'S NOT LIKE YOUR TYPICAL GUIDO.

- COME HERE, SNOOK.

COME SPOON WITH ME.

- VINNY, YOU'RE SO TEMPTING RIGHT NOW.

- COME ON, I'M COMFORTABLE.

I'M ALL COTTONY.

WHAT I'VE LEARNED ABOUT SNOOKI

IS THAT SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE CRAZY,

BUT SHE'S A GENUINE PERSON,

AND THAT IS VERY, VERY HARD TO FIND.

[Ronnie laughing] SNOOK, COME HERE.

COME TO DADDY.

[Ronnie laughing]

- I THINK VINNY'S HOT.

- NICOLE... - [gags]

- [laughing] NICOLE.

- I'M JUST SAYIN'.

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- THIS YEAR I'M A LITTLE MORE D.T.S.--

DOWN TO SNUGGLE WITH SNOOKI,

SO IF SHE WANTS TO COME IN MY BED

AND THROW IT AT ME, THEN I'M GONNA TAKE IT.

- AAH! [laughing]

IT'S LIKE PUTTING, LIKE, A WATERMELON

INTO, LIKE, A PINHOLE.

- [laughs]

- I HAD FUN.

[cheers and applause]

NOW I'M EMBARRASSED. BYE!

- SO, VINNY, WHY WERE YOU MORE D.T.S.S.,

"DOWN TO SNUGGLE SNOOKI"?

- THE TRUE ATTRACTIONS ALWAYS COME OUT.

YOU KNOW, SO ME AND SNOOKI ARE AROUND THE SAME AGE.

I THINK SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL GIRL INSIDE AND OUT,

AND, UH, YOU KNOW, IT JUST HAPPENED A COUPLE TIMES,

YOU KNOW, SO... [laughs]

I ALWAYS SAY-- LIKE, I ALWAYS THINK

ME AND SNOOKI ARE ALWAYS GONNA END UP HOOKIN' UP,

BUT, UM, WE ALSO ARE YOUNG, AND WE LIKE TO GO OUT

AND PLAY THE FIELD AND HAVE THAT YOUNG LIFE AS WELL.

- DO YOU EVER GET JEALOUS? - UM...

[laughs]

- YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD?

IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE

HE'S MORE LIKE OF A PROTECTIVE BROTHER,

BUT YET, WE STILL, LIKE...

- YOU DON'T D.T.S. WITH YOUR BROTHER.

- YEAH, THAT'S WHY IT'S WEIRD.

THAT'S WHY IT'S WEIRD. - IT'S A CLOSE FAMILY.

- WELL, SNOOKI, YOU SHARED A HOUSE, A MAN,

AND SOME PUNCHES WITH YOUR ROOMMATE, ANGELINA.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- NEW AND IMPROVED ANGELINA, HERE I COME.

I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT I GOT A SECOND SHOT.

NOW I GET A CHANCE TO SHOW EVERYBODY,

LIKE, THE REAL ANGELINA.

- YOU KNOW ANGELINA BROUGHT HOME ANOTHER DUDE FROM THE BEACH?

- LIKE, YO, WE GOTTA STEP UP, BRO.

- HOW ARE YOU?

JOSE'S A GUY THAT I MET AT THE CLUB.

- RONNIE! - WHAT'S UP?

- DON'T YOU THINK THAT ANGELINA

SHOULD LET THAT DUDE HIT THAT?

HE JUST GOT HER A WATCH.

- YOU KNOW, I'M A SINGLE GIRL,

SO I'M GONNA DO WHAT I WANT.

- IT'S FILTHY.

- LOOK AT THE GIRLS YOU BRING HOME!

- GO BRING HOME ANOTHER [bleep] GUY AND BANG HIM.

- SHUT THE [bleep] UP!

I LITERALLY HATE VINNY.

- COME ON, ANGELINA,

WE'RE GOIN' RIGHT INTO THE SMUSH.

- ANGELINA AND VINNY WERE, LIKE, HATING EACH OTHER,

BUT YET, SHE'S TALKED [bleep] ABOUT THIS KID SO MUCH,

AND SHE'LL STILL SLEEP WITH HIM.

- YOU JUST DON'T CARE, LIKE, SERIOUSLY.

- THIS BITCH NEEDS TO LEAVE THIS [bleep] HOUSE.

- SHE SMACKED PAULY THREE TIMES JUST NOW IN THE FACE.

- I DIDN'T SMACK HIM.

- WHAT THE [bleep]? ARE YOU DELUSIONAL?

- EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE

HAS THEIR OWN PERSONAL REASONS WHY THEY DON'T LIKE THIS GIRL.

- YOU DIDN'T WRITE THE NOTE? - SHE WROTE IT TOO!

- OH, YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS ME!

IT'S ALWAYS [bleep] ME IN THIS HOUSE, RIGHT?

I TALK [bleep] ABOUT EVERYONE IN THIS [bleep] HOUSE.

- THIS IS MY FAMILY RIGHT HERE, AND EXACTLY--YOU'RE COMING IN

AND TRYING TO [bleep] IT ALL UP

AND MAKE EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE HOUSE HATE EACH OTHER?

THAT'S NOT GONNA FLY WITH ME.

BRING IT ON! BRING IT THE [bleep] ON!

ANGELINA, YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF.

BRING IT ON.

- LET 'EM GO, BRO. - BITCH.

- OHH!

- I GAVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE, AND WHAT DID SHE DO?

SHE'S TALKING BEHIND EVERYBODY'S BACK,

SO THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

- DON'T GET "SCHNOOKED."

[applause]

- FIRST--FIRST OFF, I HAVE TO START WITH YOU, PAULY.

WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHEN SHE SMACKED YOU?

- I'M LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?"

I'M THE ONLY PERSON THAT

ACTUALLY WAS NICE TO THIS GIRL IN THE HOUSE.

ME AND MIKE TOOK HER IN, LIKE, OUR ROOM.

SHE ROOMED WITH US, AND THEN SHE'S GONNA BE

LIKE, [bleep]-BLOCKING ME ALL NIGHT LONG

AND THEN COMING HOME AND SMACK ME IN THE FACE?

HOW YOU GONNA SMACK ME IN THE FACE?

CRAZY.

- WE COULD ALL SIT HERE AND NAME EVERYTHING

THAT ANGELINA'S DONE TO EACH ONE OF US.

SHE STABBED SNOOKI AND JENNI IN THE BACK BY DENYING THE NOTE.

SHE [bleep] ON SAM, BEING FAKE TO SAM ABOUT HER FRIENDSHIP.

SHE SLAPPED PAULY IN THE FACE.

SHE SLAPPED MIKE IN THE FACE,

AND SHE CALLED VINNY A [bleep].

AND THE NIGHT THAT SAM AND, UH, JENNI GOT INTO THE FIGHT,

SHE INSTIGATED THE WHOLE THING,

AND THEN WHEN VINNY WAS LIKE, "YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?"

SHE WAS LIKE, [sobbing] "WHY'S EVERYBODY BLAME ME?"

AND IT'S LIKE, HOW [bleep] CRAZY CAN YOU BE?

- DO YOU THINK THAT ANGELINA SMUSHED JOSE OR WHAT?

- HOW COULD YOU NOT SMUSH IF YOU GET A FOSSIL WATCH?

- DUDE WAS PUTTING IN WORK! - AND IT WAS WHITE!

- YO, DUDE WAS PUTTING IN WORK.

- PAULY, WHAT WORK WAS HE PUTTING IN?

- HE CAME INTO THE GELATO SHOP WITH A SUIT ON

AND PRESENTED HER THAT $39.95 FOSSIL WATCH.

MY MAN DIDN'T PRESENT HER [bleep] BUT THE PFFT!

- YEAH. NICE GUYS FINISH LAST.

- KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? NO DATE.

- SHE MAKES ALL GIRLS LOOK BAD.

- AND, SNOOKI, I HAVE TO ASK YOU,

DID THAT MAKE YOU LOOK AT VINNY A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY

AFTER HE SMUSHED ANGELINA? - OH, YEAH.

I FEEL LIKE I LOOK LIKE A [bleep] STUPID ASS.

THAT'S HOW I FELT.

- VINNY, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?

- I HOOKED UP WITH ANGELINA FOR A DIFFERENT REASON.

- WHAT REASON IS THAT? - TELL US YOUR REASON.

- EXPLAIN THE REASON.

- YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, IT'S LIKE,

SHE WAS TALKING [bleep] TO MY MOTHER ABOUT ME.

SHE WAS SAYING I HAVE NO GAME

AND BAD-MOUTHING ME TO EVERYBODY,

AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WAS LIKE, I HOOKED UP WITH HER, YOU KNOW,

SO THAT, LIKE, KIND OF PROVES A POINT.

I HAD TO JUMP ON, LIKE, A GRENADE TO MAKE THE POINT,

BUT...

- THAT WAS A LAND MINE.

- NO, THAT WAS A GRENADE LAUNCHER.

- THAT WAS A BOMB.

- SNOOKI, DID YOU FORGIVE VINNY FOR HIS REASONING

BEHIND HOOKING UP WITH ANGELINA?

- I DON'T THINK THAT WAS THE RIGHT MOVE FOR VINNY,

BUT, YOU KNOW, HE DID WHAT HE DID,

AND I'M OVER IT, SO...

- POSITIVE ENERGY, LIKE, YEAH, THAT'S IT.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHEN WE COME BACK,

WE'LL LIGHTEN THE MOOD A LITTLE BIT

WITH SOME HILARIOUS, NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE

OF THE ROOMMATES...

[flatulence]

HAVING A GREAT OLD TIME DOWN IN MIAMI.

SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

THIS IS THE JERSEY SHORE REUNION.

[cheers and applause]

I'M JULISSA, AND I'M HERE

WITH THE ENTIRE JERSEY SHORE GANG.

NOW, WHEN THIS GROUP GETS TOGETHER,

YEAH, SURE, THEY SCREAM AND FIGHT,

BUT THEY ALSO HAVE AN ABSOLUTE BLAST WITH EACH OTHER.

AND WE WERE WATCHING THROUGH THE MIRROR

THE ENTIRE TIME.

- AAH!

HO-HO!

I'M FEELING LIKE A BIG BAG OF [bleep],

'CAUSE I JUST DESTROYED ALL SAMMI'S CLOTHES.

- HEY, JWOWW, YOU HAVE A CAMEL TOE.

YOU SEE THAT TONIGHT?

- SHE HAD CAMEL TOE WITH JEANS ON.

- WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?

- [laughing] - OH, MY GOD.

- YOU GUYS READY TO GO OUT?

- OH, MY GOD.

- SEXY ROOMMATES.

HOLY [bleep].

- EIGHT PEOPLE AND ONE MIRROR.

OH, I CAN SEE ANGELINA'S CUCA IN THE MIRROR.

THAT WAS AWESOME.

- MY BRA ISN'T IN. - NO, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

- MY GOD, YOU GIRLS GIVE ME ANXIETY WHEN I GET READY.

- SNOOKI IS ALWAYS ROLLING WITH THE POOF,

AND THAT'S HER THING.

- SHE PUTS IT UP, LIKE, TWO FEET HIGH.

SNOOKI BECOMES OFFICIALLY ABOVE FIVE FEET WITH THE POOF.

- SNOOKI'S GOT HER POOF. JWOWW'S GOT HER BOOBIES.

- JENNI GOT THESE BIG, FAKE BOOBS.

DAMN!

IT LOOKS GOOD.

- WANT 'EM LIKE THAT.

- I'M MORE OF A BOOTY GUY.

- ♪ HEY, CAN I HIT THAT? ♪

WALKIN' WITH THAT

CAN I REALLY, REALLY HIT IT FROM THE BACK, BACK? ♪

- EW, MY [bleep] BUTT LOOKS SAGGY.

- I WAKE UP. I LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

I'M LIKE, "WHOA, THAT'S A SITUATION RIGHT THERE."

- MIKE TOOTS HIS OWN HORN.

MIKE THINKS HE'S THE MAN.

- WHOA.

- BUT HE DOES HAVE NICE ABS.

- I HAVE A LOT GOING FOR MYSELF.

I'M GOOD-LOOKING, IN GOOD SHAPE,

AND I [bleep] HAVE A HUGE DING-DONG.

- [laughing]

JENNI POPS ZITS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.

IT'S DISGUSTING.

- AAH!

- [flatulence]

[cheers and applause]

- WHAT WAS UP WITH ALL THAT MIRROR TIME?

WAS IT THE ONLY ONE IN THE HOUSE?

- IT WAS A GOOD LOCATION, THAT MIRROR.

- YEAH, IT WAS A GOOD LOCATION.

- IT WAS, LIKE, A BIG MIRROR,

SO YOU COULD SEE, LIKE, WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE

BEFORE YOU GO OUT.

WE ALL LOOKED AT IT BEFORE WE WENT OUT.

- WHO SPENT THE MOST TIME IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR?

all: SAMMI.

- DOING WHAT? - MY HAIR AND MAKEUP.

- SHE SITS IN FRONT OF IT ALL DAY.

- THAT WAS, LIKE, MY STATION.

LIKE, I HAD MY, LIKE, LITTLE PRODUCTS THERE.

- I DON'T BELIEVE, SAMMI,

THAT YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR.

- SAMMI'S OBSESSED WITH STRAIGHTENING HER HAIR.

- IT HAS TO BE PERFECT. LIKE, I'M WEIRD LIKE THAT.

- NO FLY-AWAYS.

I MUST SAY, YOU'RE GOOD WITHOUT THE FLY-AWAYS.

- THANK YOU. - WELL, I AM SAD TO SAY

THAT OUR TIME DISCUSSING MIAMI HAS COME TO AN END,

BUT ANOTHER BEGINNING IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER,

WHEN YOU GUYS TAKE BACK SEASIDE HEIGHTS.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY.

GOOD LUCK, GUYS,

AND THANK YOU AT HOME FOR WATCHING.

GOOD NIGHT.

[cheers and applause]

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