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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BITCHING

'CAUSE I ASKED YOU TO LOOK AFTER HIM

FOR AN HOUR, 3 DAYS A WEEK.

DO YOU KNOW HOW BADLY I NEED A MASSAGE?

WHAT'S THE MATTER? ARE YOU GETTING ALL SORE

AROUND THAT HUMP ABOVE YOUR BUTT

WHERE YOUR TAIL USED TO BE?

I'M GOING 'CAUSE WHEN GUSTAVO PROMISES ME

SOMETHING WILL FEEL GREAT AND LAST AN HOUR

HE DOESN'T END UP IN THE SHOWER 5 MINUTES LATER

THINKING HE MADE ME SEE GOD.

SO NOT GUSTAV. BUSY DOCTOR.

[THINKING] I THINK DR. COX WOULD BE MORE WILLING TO HELP

IF HE KNEW IT WAS HIS BABY.

WHAT DO YOU SAY THERE, STEPHANIE?

HOW ABOUT YOU STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND TELL THE GUY

"MY GOD, I'M ONLY 3 WEEKS OLD

AND ALREADY I'VE GOT MORE STONES THAN YOU DO."

ONE OF MINE HADN'T EVEN DROPPED YET.

IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO TELL.

WAA! WAA! WAA!

NEWBIE,

I KNOW THAT YOUR OVARIES

ARE ABSOLUTELY TINGLING

AT THE VERY SIGHT OF THIS LITTLE FELLA.

BUT YOU'VE GOTTA SNAP OUT OF IT.

OH, UH, I NEED TO GO TO THAT FUNERAL.

WELL, RAISE MY RENT IF YOU'RE NOT OFF

TO SEE TASTY COMA WIFE, AREN'T YOU?

HER HUSBAND WAS IN A COMA SO LONG

THAT SHE ACTUALLY FORGOT WHAT AN ATTRACTIVE MALE LOOKED LIKE.

ENTER ERROL FLYNN

WHOSE CONSCIENCE WILL NOT ALLOW HIM

TO EITHER SWASH OR BUCKLE HER.

BUT SINCE HUBBY IS NOW WORM FOOD,

I'M GUESSIN' ALL BETS ARE OFF. HMM, HMM?

LISTEN. LATER ON, IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE GETTING THE BABY TO SLEEP,

JUST TELL HIM THAT STORY. YEAH.

WELL, I'M GONNA GET GOIN'.

[THINKING] LUCKILY, NO ONE ELSE

WILL BUST MY CHOPS ABOUT THE FUNERAL.

BECAUSE AROUND HERE, YOU TEND TO GET WRAPPED UP IN YOUR OWN WORLD.

WHETHER YOU'RE TRYING TO PLAN YOUR DAY...

SHOULD I TAKE A DOOKIE BEFORE OR AFTER I LIFT WEIGHTS?

AFTER.

J.D., thinking: OR TRYING TO LIVE OUT YOUR DEEPEST FANTASIES.

DAMN IT, DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!

CLEAR!

KA-BAM!

[THINKING] MAYBE YOU'RE TRYING TO BREAK IN THE SOLES

OF YOUR NEW ITALIAN SHOES.

SIR, THOSE SHOES LOOK A LITTLE SMALL FOR YOU.

OR BREAK DOWN THE SPIRIT OF YOUR OLD WHIPPING BOY.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT APPEARANCES, TED?

HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR?

NOT LATELY.

BUT WHEN I DO,

IT'S REFLECTION PERFECTION.

J.D., thinking: ONE WAY OR ANOTHER,

EVERYONE FINDS A WAY TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT THEMSELVES.

GOTTA FIX MY OWN DAMN COPY MACHINE

'CAUSE THE MAINTENANCE MAN CLAIMS

HE'S GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.

ISN'T HE FIXING THE HEAT DOWN IN PEDIATRICS?

WHATEVER.

[THINKING] AS FOR ME, NO MATTER WHAT DR. COX THINKS,

I WASN'T GOIN' TO THAT FUNERAL TO HIT ON JAMIE...

I WAS GOING TO PAY MY RESPECTS.

J.D., I'M SO HAPPY YOU CAME.

WELL, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T MEAN,

"HEY, DUDE, CHECK OUT THAT HOT BIDDY AT THE BAR" FANTASTIC.

I'M TALKIN' ABOUT, "I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS" FANTASTIC.

DO YOU WANNA GRAB A DRINK?

YEAH, LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE.

OH, I WAS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT HIM.

OH, YEAH, I KNOW. SO--SO WAS I.

OH, NO. YOU HAVE TO ORDER. HE'S BUSSING THOSE.

SOMEBODY'S A SMOKER.

OH, LOOK AT MY BABY SLEEP.

ISN'T HE AN ANGEL?

I WONDER WHAT'S GOIN' ON

IN THAT SHINY HEAD OF HIS.

I'VE BEEN DOWN, HOTTIE, BABY

EVER SINCE I LEFT YOU

YEAH, I'VE BEEN DOWN HOTTIE, BABY

EVER SINCE I LEFT YOU

THIS WILL ONLY HURT A LITTLE.

I GOT NO CHANGE IN MY POCKETS

AND JUST A HANDFUL OF THE BLUES

THANKS AGAIN FOR COMING.

[THINKING] JUST GET OUT WITHOUT DOING ANY MORE DAMAGE.

I HAD A BLAST.

[THINKING] NICE JOB.

WELL, GOOD-BYE.

I'LL SEE YA.

CAUTION TALES OF HARD TIMES

WELL, I BEEN PLAYING MINE

OH, IT SEEMS TO ME, LORD

I RUN MYSELF RIGHT OUT OF TIME

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH! HA HA HA!

OOOHHH!

AAH! [PASSES GAS]

OOPS.

Jamie: AAH! AAH! OH!

OH. OH. HA.

I'M SORRY, EVERYONE.

I--I DROPPED SOMETHING ON MY TOE.

[FEMALE VOICE] AAH! AAH!

[NORMAL VOICE] YOU KNOW. CARRY ON.

I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN

NO, I KNOW I'M NO SUPERMAN

I'M NO SUPERMAN

[THINKING] OK, SHE'S PROBABLY FEELING AWFUL.

SO SAY SOMETHING REASSURING.

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

J.D., WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.

I LOVED MY HUSBAND.

BUT HE'S BEEN DEAD TO ME FOR 2 YEARS.

I MEAN, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I AM

TO FINALLY HAVE SOME CLOSURE.

AND MY FIRST ORGASM IN, LIKE, FOREVER.

YOU KNOW, JAMIE,

THERE ARE A LOT OF WAYS TO GRIEVE.

UM, BUT LAST TIME I CHECKED,

WHEELBARROW STYLE WASN'T ONE OF THEM.

I AM OK, J.D.

I'M REALLY SEEING THINGS CLEARLY.

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN MORE CONFUSED.

I'M HAPPY.

YOU'RE SAD.

I'M AT PEACE.

YOU'RE AT WAR.

I THINK IT'S REALLY CUTE

THAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT ME.

BUT WHEN AM I GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN?

ALL RIGHT. I WILL SEE YOU AT HOME IN ABOUT AN HOUR.

REMEMBER TO KEEP HIM WARM,

SUPPORT HIS HEAD, CHECK HIS DIAPER EVERY 15 MINUTES,

NO BOUNCING AROUND, NO LOUD NOISE,

NO TV, NO POKE IN THE SOFT SPOT,

AND PERRY,

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN MY LIFE

THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE TO SAY THIS TO.

DO NOT YELL AT, DEMEAN, INSULT, CRITICIZE,

HUMILIATE, OR MOCK THE BABY.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Baby: WAAH!

WAAH!

NOW HAVE YOU BOTHERED TO NAME THIS THING YET?

I'M THINKING OF NAMING HIM AFTER MY FATHER.

TAX EVADER?

QUINN.

WHAT ABOUT A HETEROSEXUAL NAME LIKE JACK?

YOU'RE RIGHT, PERCIVAL.

QUINN IS A FOOFY NAME.

YOU KNOW WHAT? SKIP JACK ALTOGETHER,

AND JUST GO WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK IS RIGHT--

WHATEVER MAKES YOU COMFORTABLE.

JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK.

JACK.

NOTHIN', HUH?

[SIGHS] AYE YI YI.

OH. MY GOD, THIS IS SO BORING.

TURK.

YEAH.

BETWEEN MY LIST OF FAMILY AND FRIENDS

AND YOUR LIST OF FAMILY AND FRIENDS,

WE HAVE, LIKE 400 PEOPLE COMING TO THIS WEDDING.

HOW ARE WE GONNA CUT THIS DOWN?

OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHOSE LIST DID I END UP ON, YOURS OR TURKS?

UMMM...

MINE.

LET ME SEE.

OH, HEY.

I GOTTA GO.

WHAT'S HER PROBLEM?

I'M STARTING TO WONDER IF MY PRESCRIPTION DEODORANT ISN'T WORKING.

IT'S NOT FOR THE ODOR, IT'S FOR THE WETNESS. SEE?

WHOA, WOMAN, DON'T TOUCH ME.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I HAVE GOT TO STOP TOUCHING MY PITS

AND RUBBING THEM ON PEOPLE.

YES, YOU DO.

STILL, IT'S NOT THAT.

I SORTA HAD A SEX DREAM ABOUT YOU.

REALLY?

YEAH.

WAS I THE GIRL?

YEAH, YOU WERE THE GIRL!

CAN YOU JUST DO ME A FAVOR?

DON'T TELL CARLA ABOUT THIS.

BECAUSE SHE'LL JUST GET ALL JEALOUS AND DISGUSTED.

BUT WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING

FOR HER TO BE DISGUSTED BY.

OH, YEAH, WE DID.

[THINKING] I'M GONNA TRY NOT TO CALL JAMIE.

BECAUSE I KNOW IN MY HEART

SHE SHOULDN'T BE IN A RELATIONSHIP YET.

BUT STILL, THERE ARE A LOT OF QUESTIONS:

WAS SHE GONNA BE OK?

DID I LEAVE MY UNDERWEAR AT THE FUNERAL HOME?

AND GOOD LORD, HOW DID I END UP

IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITHOUT REALIZING

I'VE NEVER HAD TO PEE THIS BADLY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE?

[PEEING]

AH.

AAH.

OH, MY GOD.

OH...MY...GOD.

SO YOU CAUGHT SIGHT OF THE JANITOR'S WINDOW CRANK,

AND THINK YOU MAY HAVE SEEN A LITTLE MELANOMA ON THERE?

HMM. WELL, THEN, IT'S YOUR OBLIGATION AS A DOCTOR

AND YOUR PRIVILEGE AS A WOMAN

TO GO BACK AND ASK HIM IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT ONE MORE TIME.

NOW, OF COURSE, I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU.

BUT I'M OFF TO BABY-SIT THE ONLY OTHER BEING ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH

WHO'S NEEDIER THAN YOU.

NOW IN THE MEANTIME...

I NEED YOU TO GO IN AND TELL MR. MUELLER

THAT HIS LIVER HAS LESIONS ON IT,

AND IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

[THINKING] UNFORTUNATELY,

MR. MUELLER DOESN'T SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH.

HI, MR. MUELLER.

DANKE.

WHAT HE "DANKE-ING" YOU FOR?

I DON'T KNOW.

THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING.

I JUST WISH THERE WAS SOME WAY WE COULD CONNECT.

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NAH. THAT WOULD NEVER WORK.

MMM.

[LAKER GAME PLAYING ON TV]

[KEYS JINGLE]

MMM.

UNH.

THERE'S MY BOYS.

OH, HAS IT BEEN AN HOUR ALREADY?

I KNOW. SOMETIMES I GET LOST

JUST LOOKING AT HIS FACE.

YEAH. UNFORTUNATELY,

I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THIS TOMORROW

ON ACCOUNT OF KELSO'S GOT ME DOIN' A CARDIOLOGY LECTURE.

OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

IT'S JUST TOUGH TO MISS PRECIOUS MOMENTS LIKE THIS.

HEY, BABY.

SO HOW'S IT WORK?

YOU GET TO SPEND ALL NIGHT

FANTASIZING ABOUT NILLA WAFER HERE,

AND I GET TO BE HAPPY WITH WHATEVER "HEY BABY" YOU THROW MY WAY?

FORGET IT.

WHAT THE HELL, ELLIOT?

IT SLIPPED OUT. I'M SORRY.

SORRY'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

OH.

OW!

HARDER, DAMN IT. I'VE BEEN BAD.

Dr. Page: DR. TURK?

HUH?

DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION?

NO, SIR.

THEN TODD WILL CLOSE.

DUDE, I'M FREAKIN' OUT.

I CAN'T STOP HAVING SEX DREAMS ABOUT ELLIOT.

BOING!

ALL DONE. CONTINUE.

EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES,

SHE'S DOING SOMETHING KINKY.

VERY, VERY KINKY.

[THINKING] THIS IS PERFECT.

IN HERE, I CAN JUST ACCIDENTALLY SEE HIS WIENER,

AND THEN GIVE HIM MEDICAL ADVICE.

JUST BE SUBTLE.

[HUMS]

CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

HOW COME YOU'RE NOT UNZIPPED?

'CAUSE I'M NOT PEEING.

THIS IS WHERE I COME TO TAKE MY BREAKS.

IF I STAND AROUND OUT THERE,

EVERYONE TELLS ME TO DO STUFF.

LOOK, UH...

JANITOR...

I'M GONNA BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU.

I SAW YOUR PENIS,

AND I NOTICED A POSSIBLE MELANOMA

THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY HAVE CHECKED OUT.

WHEN DID YOU SEE MY PENIS?

LAST NIGHT, WHEN YOU WERE SHOWERING.

WHERE WERE YOU?

OH, I WAS OUTSIDE IN THE BUSHES.

LOOK, IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE, MAN.

I MEAN, IF YOU HAD LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW,

YOU'D HAVE SEEN MY PENIS, YOU KNOW?

WHAT? WHY?

BECAUSE I HAD IT OUT

WHILE I WAS LOOKIN' AT YOURS.

[THINKING] OK, REGROUP.

YOU MUST BE DR. DORIAN.

I AM ROLF'S BROTHER, HERMANN.

HERMANN THE GERMAN.

YOU MUST GET THAT ALL THE TIME.

NO, FIRST TIME.

OH.

LET'S HOPE IT CATCHES ON.

UH, WELL, UH,

I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP TRANSLATING.

SURE.

UH, I GOT THE RESULTS BACK FROM YOUR BIOPSY.

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

THE LESIONS IN YOUR LIVER...

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

CONSISTENT WITH METASTATIC PANCREATIC CANCER.

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

WHAT IS THE PROGNOSIS?

IT'S NOT GOOD.

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

OK.

J.D., thinking: THE KEY TO ANY GOOD RELATIONSHIP

IS COMMUNICATION.

HI, BABY.

HEY.

J.D., thinking: IF YOU'RE NOT OPEN WITH SOMEONE,

IT'S GONNA CATCH UP WITH YOU.

THIS IS SO WEIRD.

I COULD SWEAR THAT WHILE IN WAS IN SURGERY,

I HEARD YOU DESCRIBING THESE SEXY DREAMS ABOUT SOMEONE NAMED ELLIOT.

J.D., thinking: IF YOU'RE NOT HONEST,

YOU'LL END UP GETTING BUSTED.

SO TO SUMMARIZE, IF THIS BASKETBALL

WAS A NON-ST ELEVATION MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION,

GLYCOPROTEIN IIB/IIIA INHIBITORS WOULD BE INITIATED EARLY ON.

YOU BUYIN' THIS?

NO. CAN I SEE THAT?

[THINKING] YEAH, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT GOOD RELATIONSHIPS?

2 DAYS AGO, I HAD FUNERAL SEX.

HEY, I JUST MET YOUR PATIENT, MR. MUELLER.

WE HAD SUCH A NICE CHAT.

YOU SPEAK GERMAN?

YEAH, I CAN DO A SWEET LITTLE MILKMAID.

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

I CAN DO AN EVIL OLD HOUSEFRAU.

[YELLING IN GERMAN]

GERMAN'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE.

MMM.

ANY-WHO, I THINK MR. MUELLER'S

SO AMAZING. I MEAN, YESTERDAY,

I PRETTY MUCH TOLD HIM HE WAS GONNA DIE,

AND HIS BROTHER TURNED TO HIM, AND HE SAID...

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

AND MR. MUELLER JUST ACCEPTED IT.

WHY WOULDN'T HE? [SPEAKING GERMAN] MEANS "YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE."

GERMANS.

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

PLEASE TELL ME HE JUST SAID,

"MY BROTHER TOLD ME THE TRUTH,

AND I'M DEALING WITH IT THE BEST THAT I CAN."

HE SAID, "AS SOON AS I GET HOME,

I'M EATING AN ENTIRE CHOCOLATE CAKE."

YOU MIND TELLING ME WHY YOU LIED TO YOUR BROTHER

ABOUT THE SEVERITY OF HIS CONDITION?

YOU--YOU TALK TOO FAST.

HE SAID... [SPEAKING GERMAN]

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

HE DIDN'T WANNA UPSET HIS BROTHER, JACKASS.

FINE. JUST TELL HIM THAT LYING TO HIS BROTHER

ISN'T GONNA MAKE HIM ANY BETTER.

WE GOT MR. MUELLER'S ULTRASOUND BACK.

"BILIARY OBSTRUCTION IS RELIEVED, AND HE'S TAKING P.O."

THAT'S GOOD, YES?

DA.

DA.

AH.

TED, I NEED YOU TO CRUNCH THE NUMBERS

ON NEXT YEAR'S BUDGET.

SIR, THAT WOULD BE A JOB

FOR THE ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT.

I'M AN ATTORNEY.

UH-HUH, AND SPEAKING OF CRUNCHING,

I HAVE BEEN JONESING FOR SOME DOUBLE STUF OREOS ALL DAY.

WHY DON'T YOU SEE IF YOU CAN'T HOOK ME UP?

AND NOW, MR. MUELLER'S DOING SO MUCH BETTER,

I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF TELLING HIM THE TRUTH ABOUT HIS PANCREATIC CANCER

IS EVEN THE BEST THING FOR HIM.

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT

YOU HAVE A PROBLEM THAT IS TOTALLY YOUR PROBLEM.

BUT YOU'D LIKE TO FIND A WAY

TO MAKE THAT PROBLEM MY PROBLEM.

BUT HERE'S THE PROBLEM, NEWBIE.

IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THE JANITOR'S JUNK.

[GERMAN ACCENT] I WANT TO HEAR "NUSSING" ABOUT THE GERMAN,

[NORMAL VOICE] AND DON'T EVEN MENTION TASTY COMA WIFE

EVEN THOUGH I KNOW SHE'S ON YOUR MIND.

NO, SHE'S NOT.

YES, I AM. AAH!

SINCE WE ARE SHARING,

I HAVE TO GO HOME AND FACE JORDAN

AND TELL HER THAT I DIDN'T DITCH HER LITTLE HATCHLING

ON ACCOUNT OF BEING LAZY.

I DID IT BECAUSE WHENEVER I'M ALONE WITH THAT CHILD,

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL?

NOTHING.

WHAT DO YOU SAY? YOU WANNA TRADE YOUR BIG PROBLEMS FOR MINE?

NO, THANKS.

IT WAS WORTH A TRY.

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

I'VE BEEN WORKIN' REALLY HARD THE PAST FEW MONTHS

ON NOT BEIN' SUCH A BUSYBODY.

SO TELL ME, TURK, WAS SHE A GOOD KISSER?

EXCUSE ME.

TURK, IF YOU'RE ALREADY HAVING DREAMS ABOUT ANOTHER WOMAN,

MAYBE YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THIS.

BABY.

JUST TAKE IT.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

BABY, IT WAS ONLY A SEX DREAM.

EVERYBODY HAS THEM.

RIGHT, TED?

OH, NO. NOT ME.

I JUST HAVE THE ONE DREAM OVER AND OVER.

I HOLD HIS HEAD UNDER THE WATER

TILL THAT LAST BUBBLE GOES...

BLOOP.

TED, WHAT'S THE ETA ON THOSE DOUBLE STUFS?

BLOOP.

OK.

UH, I STILL WANNA REFER YOU TO A DERMATOLOGIST,

BUT IT LOOKS BENIGN TO ME.

BENIGN. BENIGN AND 1/2.

[THINKING] AND THEN HE SAID SOMETHING

I NEVER EXPECTED TO HEAR.

I DON'T LIKE YOU.

[THINKING] NOT THAT. I TOTALLY EXPECTED THAT.

BUT I KNOW THIS WAS UNCOMFORTABLE,

AND, UH...

I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN.

I'M A DOCTOR. I HAD TO TELL YOU WHAT WAS GOIN' ON.

DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THOSE HANDS.

[SIGHS] THIS IS AWKWARD.

ELLIOT, COULD YOU, UH, BE QUIET, PLEASE?

OK, BUT IF IT GETS TOO QUIET,

YOU COULD JUST FALL ASLEEP,

AND I MIGHT JUST CREEP INTO YOUR HEAD

AND ROCK YOUR WORLD. UNH!

ELLIOT, YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

LOOK, EVER SINCE I MET CARLA,

I HAVEN'T DREAMT ABOUT ANOTHER WOMAN.

YOU'RE ENGAGED. I MEAN, IT'S A HUGE COMMITMENT.

IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL TO FEEL TRAPPED OR UNCERTAIN

OR MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE SCARED.

REALLY?

UH-HUH.

SORRY.

BABY.

YEAH?

HAVE YOU DREAMT OF ANYONE

SINCE WE GOT ENGAGED?

NO, BABY, BUT I UNDERSTAND.

COME HERE, AND LET ME GIVE YOU SOMETHIN' TO DREAM ABOUT.

SEE IF YOU CAN FIND MY TATTOO.

[GASPS]

HI, JORDAN.

[DOOR CLOSES]

YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.

I--I CAN'T EVEN BE PISSED

AND WANT YOU TO DIE SCREAMING IN AGONY

AS 2 HORSES PULL YOU APART

WHEN I'M LOOKING AT THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE.

JORDAN, I GOTTA--

I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW, I LOVE MY DAD,

BUT HE JUST DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A QUINN.

MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S NOT DRUNK

AND YELLING AT YOUR MOTHER.

WHAT ARE YOU? A KEVIN? A BILLY?

JACK?

WOW.

ALL RIGHT. JACK IT IS.

WHAT THE HELL. ALL RIGHT, YOU TAKE HIM.

SO WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

NOTHING.

NOTHING.

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

HE WANTS TO KNOW WHY HIS BROTHER LIED TO HIM.

UH, I GUESS HE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.

OR MAYBE HE THOUGHT HE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU,

BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY PROTECTING HIMSELF.

HANG ON. I FORGOT WHAT "PROTECT" IS,

AND YOU USED IT, LIKE, 5 TIMES.

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

JUST LIKE MY BROTHER.

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

ALWAYS THINKING HE KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR ME.

[THINKING] IT'S FUNNY HOW ONE PERSON CAN LEAD YOU TO ANOTHER.

I MEAN, I KNEW MR. MUELLER'S BROTHER

SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO PROTECT HIM,

AND YET, I WAS DOING THE SAME THING TO SOMEONE ELSE.

EXCUSE ME. JAMIE.

J.D. WHAT...

I TREATED A PATIENT TODAY WHO WAS MAD AT HIS BROTHER

FOR PRESUMING TO KNOW WHAT WAS BEST FOR HIM,

AND THAT GOT ME THINKIN'.

BECAUSE I WAS FREAKIN' OUT THAT WE HOOKED UP IN THE CLOSET AT THE FUNERAL,

I DID THE SAME THING TO YOU.

SO IF YOU'RE REALLY READY, LET'S GO FOR IT.

'CAUSE I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU, AND YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOUR HUSBAND'S GONE, AND HE'S NEVER COMIN' BACK.

WHO ARE THESE LOVELY PEOPLE?

THESE ARE MY LATE HUSBAND'S PARENTS.

[THINKING] OH, GOD. HOW CAN I MAKE THIS RIGHT?

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