I STILL REMEMBER THIRD OF DECEMBER
ME IN YOUR SWEATER, YOU SAID IT LOOKED BETTER
ON ME, THAN IT DID YOU, ONLY IF YOU KNEW
HOW MUCH I LIKED YOU, BUT I WATCH YOUR EYES
AS SHE WALKS BY
WHAT A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES
BRIGHTER THAN THE BLUE SKY
SHE'S GOT YOU MESMERIZED
WHILE I DIE
WHY WOULD YOU EVER KISS ME?
I'M NOT EVEN HALF AS PRETTY
YOU GAVE HER YOUR SWEATER
IT'S JUST POLYESTER
BUT YOU LIKE HER BETTER
WISH I WERE HEATHER
WATCH AS SHE STANDS WITH HER HOLDING YOUR HAND
PUT YOUR ARM 'ROUND HER SHOULDER, NOW I'M GETTING COLDER
BUT HOW COULD I HATE HER? SHE'S SUCH AN ANGEL
BUT THEN AGAIN, KINDA WISH SHE WERE DEAD
AS SHE WALKS BY
WHAT A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES
BRIGHTER THAN A BLUE SKY
SHE'S GOT YOU MESMERIZED
WHILE I DIE
WHY WOULD YOU EVER KISS ME?
I'M NOT EVEN HALF AS PRETTY
YOU GAVE HER YOUR SWEATER
IT'S JUST POLYESTER
BUT YOU LIKE HER BETTER
I WISH I WERE HEATHER
[VOCALIZING]
(WISH I WERE HEATHER)
WHY WOULD YOU EVER KISS ME?
I'M NOT EVEN HALF AS PRETTY
YOU GAVE HER YOUR SWEATER
IT'S JUST POLYESTER
BUT YOU LIKE HER BETTER
WISH I WERE
[OUTDOOR AMBIANCE]