Kept you waiting, huh?
Today we're going to be doing a three in one hit video.
Starting with the illustrious Skyrim and working our way backwards towards Morrowind
All of the Elder Scrolls games have their own unique bugs to exploit and I'll be explaining each of the ones I use in detail
For your viewing pleasure
Oh and just as a quick note
I'll be playing on the highest difficulty for all three games and I will not be using any mods except for some minor interface improvements like SkyUI
So let's get right to it
Good old Skyrim. Most of you are probably familiar with the glitch I'm going to be using to delete the game
If not, though, you'll find this pretty interesting. I hope to start off
We make a new character and immediately grind our three crafting skills as high as we can
Once we're at a decent level, we collect a nice big stack of ingredients for fortify restoration potions
Then we need to collect a couple of grand soul gems and then craft a set of gear with fortify alchemy on it
Now the way this glitch works is that fortify restoration potions just so happen to affect enchanted gear when you put it on
So by crafting potions with fortify restoration and then toggling your gear on and off you can repeatedly make your fortify alchemy
enchantments stronger and stronger until you get
Wow, it's a pretty big number
This potion is so valuable that I sold one of them to a vendor and it instantly leveled my speech to 100
That's some Skyrim quality right there. These potions really are more broken than you can possibly imagine
Six hundred percent cooldown reduction. Oh baby, look at those negative cooldowns
Skyrim time travel edition. Alright, so now all we need to do is Smith ourselves a weapon and
That doesn't seem quite right. Oh, well, I'm sure it'll work out
The Jarl has appointed me to be your housecarl
What the fuck... is this game?
On to Oblivion, same as before we start out with a new character and grind like crazy the glitch
I'm going to be using to achieve chim
This time is somewhat complex and requires level 100 in almost every magic stat luckily power leveling and Oblivion is pretty easy
You just put a piece of tape over your cast spell button and go take a nap. So what is this glitch?
We are going to be doing anyways, well, it doesn't even really have a name and very few people know it exists. I
Guess we'll call it reflective weakness stacking...
To start off you need to repeal the fortify your mana until you hit a critical breakpoint at around 800
Then you need to summon a weak creature like a scamp and paralyze it
Now we can cast a long duration
100% reflect magic buff on our poor
Immobilized scamp then we alternate casting two different spells that give 100% weakness to magic that also have very small positive
Bonuses appended to them the weakness spells
we are casting reflect off the scamp and back onto the player and
Because they are considered negative effects that are being reflected on to us. They stack
Exponentially with each other and that makes the small amount of positive effect
Also get multiplied along with the large debuff after a couple of casts. You'll have some
This glitch is actually really interesting and I could go on for ages about all the dumb stuff
you can do with it like paralyze yourself for six real-time months or
Go so fast that you can jump across the entire continent of Cyrodiil
But I'll save that for another time
Because we need to beat this game and we have lots of options on how we can do it
Option one is to head over to the Imperial City Temple district and just
Sequence break our way straight to the end of the game
But you guys don't want to see easy you want to see...
Carnage, so let's try something else real quick.
Option. Number two is to violate special relativity
Most of you are familiar with the speed of light, you can't go faster than that order of things break. Well funnily enough
Oblivion physics also follow the same rule
All we have to do is fortify our speed up to a completely normal number and then just move forward and the game is dead
Oblivion in one hit!
Ok, ok here is option number three make everything die violently
Get your black horse courier here!
Have a copy of the black horse courier. It's the only way to get the real news!
Look an invisible wall. They think that's gonna stop me just skipping the entire quest.
You know, I feel kind of bad for Mankar Cameron
he set up this long elaborate dungeon just for me to go through, and I'm just gonna sequence break and
skip the entire thing.
And Then I am going to rake him upside the head
"If you are truly the hero of destiny as I hope the garden will not hold you for long"
Oblivion is such a quality game!
Now on to Morrowind
We're gonna start a new character and spend most of the early game grinding skills picky ingredients and dying...
and dying... and dying...
Once we've grinded our restoration up to a decent level I can then make a spell to fortify my personality speechcraft and mercantile
To abuse the game's skill trainers to repeal the Train skills her basically free
This allows me to level up very rapidly and save myself a lot of time and that would have been spent
Standing around casting the same spell over and over and now that we're a high level it is time for the alchemy glitch
This is another very well known glitch and to put it simply you brew potions that fortify your intelligence. You drink them
And now you have more intelligence. So you make more potions that are more powerful and you repeat until you are
That's a lot of intelligence.
I actually really tried to push this to the limit and see if it could cause an integer overflow to happen, but
Sadly the value appears to be unsigned and the game crashed at 4.6 billion. Now I know what you guys are wondering...
What do you do with 28 million intelligence? Well, to start, you can finally watch Rick and Morty
Jokes aside, you can use it to brew potions with any combination of broken effects that you want. Levitate for 4,000 points? Yeah. Sure
Why not? Let's try this. I wonder what's oh god I'M GOING SO FAST SEND HELP.
Or you can just make ridiculously broken spells and enchantments and... nuke the city from orbit
But there's one thing you need to keep in mind no matter how powerful you think you are
Gravity is still gravity and it will kill you
So now that we are a big guy it's time for you. Alright, so I'm a little burned out on elder scrolls right now
so I'm just gonna levitate to the end of the game real quick clip through the walls with my insane speed and
Say hi to 𝐃 𝐀 𝐃 𝐃 𝐘 𝐔 𝐑
"Professor Chos Cannot be stopped"
"Oh Yeah, Kitty, Use your ninja star!"
"Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend.
But to this place where destiny is made why have you come unprepared?"
"I'm a God, how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!"
𝐎 𝐎 𝐖
And there we go, I've managed to softlock the game at the end sequence
this, now this is epic.
That's about it! I hope you guys enjoyed this intense and passionate three-way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I really appreciate all the support
This series has gotten, and if you want to see more than feel for you smash that like button with 3.2 billion strength
But just be careful not to crash the ggggggggggggggggggggggg-