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(rooster crowing)

(lion roaring)

- Hmm, hmm.

- Welcome to Good Mythical MORE.

- Superpower.

- Oh yeah.

- We're a new super duo.

(Rhett laughs)

Which two is it, you might ask.

The Overlord and Charlemagne.

- Oh the Overlord, that would be you sir.

What is your power again?

- I'm just taller than people.

(Rhett laughs)

And so I'm just kind of over.

- Yeah.

- And you know what I'm kind of--

- I'm kind of over it.

- I'm kind of over it as well.

- And I'm Charlemagne because, well my real name's Charles

and I'm compensating for it.

You sir, I haven't heard of you,

what's your super hero name?

- I'm the The, the The.

- Wow the The.

- The The.

- The The.

- What on earth does the The do?

- The The can do anything.

(Rhett laughs)

- The The man, I like that.

- The The.

- Have you heard of the The, he can do anything.

- Anything.

- And what happens when people mispronounce it as the The.

- Then they'll be punished.

(Rhett laughs)

- Oh he gets very angry, the The gets very angry

when you call him the The or the The.

- I think the The is acceptable though,

the The acceptable?

- Yeah, outside the US.

- It's gonna be the, oh okay you make exceptional--

You make exceptions for international customers.

- [Stevie] Guys I have so many fun Chipotle facts.

- Some are false?

- No, you don't.

- [Stevie] Some we've just completely made up,

some are real, all are fun.

- Now the reason we're doing this is again,

sorry no offense David Hill,

David Dobrik was supposed to be here,

and David Dobrik he had a burrito named after him

at Chipotle because he was such a frequent customer.

I think he gets unlimited Chipotle right.

- Yeah he does, he was given that, he was gifted that.

- The David Dobrik burrito,

for those of you who are interested is

brown rice, black beans, chicken, mild salsa,

two scoops of corn salsa, a sprinkle of cheese,

and a side of guac for dipping.

- Now it's not rowing anybody's boat here,

or ruffling any feathers.

(crew laughing)

Except that...

- What is row, I mean if you row somebody's boat

it sounds like you're getting 'em excited.

- Yeah.

- That really rows my boat.

- That's not exciting.

- Unless you're going down stream.

- Right yeah, yeah then you're just, yeah.

- Until river is like...

- But the dipping part,

that's the interesting thing I've never thought of.

- I respect this choice because I believe that

the properties of guacamole are compromised

when mixed with other substances.

- Well the winner gets this, but I actually,

once you bite it, once you bite a burrito

actually dipping with the burrito

seems like a lot of stuff would start to fall out.

- That's why you gotta have a spoon for application.

- So it's not really dipping, it's spread.

- I mean, yeah.

- All right, well we'll take that up with David Dobrik,

when he comes on our show finally.

- David Hill what do you get on your burritos at Chipotle?

- So I get, it depends like I do white or brown rice,

depends on how I'm feeling, I also get the black beans,

mild salsa, the corn salsa, cheese, a little bit of lettuce.

- No meat?

- Oh I forgot about the meat, yeah.

We're getting to that point.

- What is the meat?

- Sometimes I do chicken, sometimes I do steak.

- Okay, so you don't have a very specific go-to order,

you know what?

I don't either, I mix it up,

do you have a go-to Chipotle order?

- Uh...

- Apparently not.

- It's basically David Dobrik's.

- [Stevie] Oh, what's my order you ask?

- Except for one of corn salsa.

- [Stevie] I have a controversial order

because I like a vegetarian burrito, I don't know.

- With the sofritas?

- [Stevie] No.

- You don't get the sofritas?

- [Stevie] Like, I just like no meat at all.

I don't know it just like takes away from the other tastes.

- Give us the first fact.

- [Stevie] That was fact one, that was a lie.

(crew laughing)

No here we go. - That's true.

- [Stevie] Chipotle receives some of its avocados

from singer/songwriter Jason Mraz.

- Mraz sounds like the kind of guy

that would have an avocado farmer, of avocado, what ever.

(crew laughing)

Yes, Mraz has avocados.

- See David are you just agreeing

are you gonna agree with Rhett the whole time?

- No I think Jason Mraz has a,

he seems, he's the type of artist like,

"Yeah I have a avocado farm, I got a guitar."

- Yeah come do a sound bath with me.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- I just, it seems like you're saying what Rhett just said.

- No I mean listen, yo he's just, I mean.

- Oh no, no I think he, Jason Mraz, yeah.

- Okay all right, you're your own person.

- [Stevie] Okay you're all going Chipot-yay?

- No I'ma have to change my answer after lecturing David.

- [Stevie] Okay, well it's real.

(Rhett laughs)

- All right.

- [Stevie] Jason Mraz operates an avocado farm

that produces 30,000 pounds of avocado every year,

many of which go to a local Chipotle.

- Wow.

- Hmm.

- [Stevie] In 2015, Chipotle customers in Milford,

Pennsylvania were in for a surprise when a black bear

entered the restaurant, scared employees, and left.

- What state?

- Milford, Pennsylvania.

- Black bear, Pennsylvania that's a possibility.

- What part of the state is that in?

- Oh that's too much information.

- [Stevie] I do not have that written down David Hill,

I only have what is scripted.

- A black bear in a Chipotle.

- Milford is kind of right in the...

- I don't think so.

- If it's near Philly, I don't think so,

I think it's a lie,

if it's like the northern part of the state.

- It's in the north eastern corner of Pennsylvania.

- It's in a place that it could happen,

but I don't believe that it did happen.

- I'm gonna say yay, it did happen.

- There's been a lot of random stuff, I'm going yay.

- [Stevie] This is fake.

(David exhales)

- Okay. - What's the real story?

- [Stevie] It wasn't in Milford it was, no I don't know.

- Oh.

- [Stevie] On Halloween, burritos at Chipotle

are officially referred to as booritos.

- Oh yeah, that's a yay, that's a yay,

I dress up all the time, ever year, every year.

- Oh okay well I gotta go David on this one.

- All the tin foil.

- Oh you dress up as a burrito.

- Oh yes.

- Okay.

- [Stevie] Booritos are real.

Chipotle even owns the URL boorito.com

and if you where a costume to a Chipotle on Halloween

they'll give you a special discount.

- So that's it.

- Oh yes.

- But it doesn't have to be a burrito,

you can dress up as anything.

- You can dress up as anything, I dressed up as the--

- You could be the The.

- Yeah the The, yeah.

(Rhett laughs)

I actually dressed up as a superhero, yeah.

- You did?

- Yep, yep.

- And what's the discount?

- You get about, they change it almost every year

but back when it was about 25%.

- 25% off.

- Quarter off.

- Like the earlier days like early, the early tens.

I'm reminiscing about them, yes.

- You know this very well.

- Before the horrible queso.

- I'm gonna start waiting for you to answer.

- Yeah, yep.

- [Stevie] Every Chipotle in the world

streams the exact same playlist

which is created by a DJ in Brooklyn.

- Oh.

- Every one in the world?

That would just be bad practice if it is true.

- DJ in Brooklyn sounds like a hipster made that up.

- For some reason I think this might be true--

- A hipster that works here.

But it shouldn't be true, it shouldn't be true.

- There's Willy Nelson in one of their commercials,

like a Willy Nelson song.

- Right and you can't play Willy Nelson in Italy.

(crew laughing)

- Their playlist is really good though,

most of the time, most of the time it's a lot

of alternative, electronic, kinda indie artist.

- You think they're pumping that

from Brooklyn to the whole world?

- Yeah, because most chain stores have that little--

- So you're saying yay?

- Yeah I'm definitely saying yay.

- All right I'm going with David,

I believe his reasoning is sound.

- [Stevie] This is real.

- Really?

- [Stevie] Every Chipotle exclusively streams

the same playlist which changes every month

and is curated by DJ Christopher Golub.

- A.K.A. David Hill I guess.

- [Stevie] And there are Chipotles in Germany, France,

the UK, and Canada.

- DJ in Brooklyn.

- Oh, that's the only countries that they're in?

- [Stevie] That's right.

- I would've thought they expanded even more,

but with that whole E. coli thing I guess, really threw 'em.

- Yeah.

- [Stevie] Oh it's my, sorry I forgot I've had the facts.

- Now if you want to beat Rhett,

you gotta withhold your reasoning.

I'm just saying 'cause he's now gonna copy you every time.

Let's keep going.

- [Stevie] On National Cat Day,

if you tweet a photo of your cat dressed as a burrito

to the official Chipotle Twitter account,

you will receive a coupon for a free side of guacamole.

- I believe this is too difficult to administer,

and I believe they may get calls of animal cruelty,

so I'm gonna say nay.

- I think it's yay, do you know?

- I believe this is something Chipotle would do.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- I wanna change my answer because I believe in David Hill,

but I'm not going to.

- [Stevie] This is fake.

(Rhett laughs)

(Link and David groaning)

- All right, David.

- They should start doing that, that'd be fun.

- [Stevie] Steve Carell once signed a tortilla

for a Chipotle employee.

- Of course, yes.

- How would we know that?

- You don't even need to think about this one.

- Just like a Twitter post, Twitter picture.

I think this has got a good payoff,

it's like a picture of a burrito that Steve Carell signed.

- Hopefully we'll see it.

- I'm saying yeah, I wanna see it.

- Did he sign it with black beans or with ink?

- [Stevie] What are we going with?

- Goin' with yay.

- [Stevie] Yeah it's real,

and it has a payoff here's the photo.

- [David] Oh, I thought it was gonna be like--

- [Rhett] It's a small tortilla, or else, a very big hand?

- [Stevie] I think it's a heart, is it?

- That's the taco shell.

- [Stevie] Yeah taco, yeah.

- That's a good autograph.

- It's very good.

- [Link] That big S that's like an eight, wow.

- [Stevie] All right here's your final chance,

let's see where we stand, well we've gotta make this one,

to give David a chance.

- I haven't missed one yet Stevie.

- [Stevie] Okay fine then.

- I really want that burrito.

- [Stevie] No last one you just win.

- But you know what,

we'll make it worth as many points as you want.

- [Stevie] Okay what did you say?

You wanna make it interesting, I wasn't listening.

- Make it worth four points, anybody's game, except Link.

- [Stevie] Except for Link.

(Stevie and Rhett laughing)

- This is for the queen sweep for Rhett.

- No Link can tie.

- [Stevie] Okay, Chipotle catering, offers a guactopus,

which is an arrangement of 32 sliced avocados artistically,

well I mean displayed in the shape of an octopus.

- Well I mean.

- I feel like the training for that would be impractical.

- Yeah that's tough.

- I'm on the fence.

- I feel like I would have seen this on the internet,

if it existed.

- David, the only way you can win

is if you disagree with Rhett and you're right.

- It's true.

(David exhales)

- You might as well.

- Gotta go with yay.

- [Stevie] It's fake.

(all laughing)

- Rhett you got every single one right.

- I know my Chipotle man.

- You earned it man.

- David Dobrik eat your burrito out.

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The Description of Crazy But True Chipotle Facts (GAME)