- I have been asking you to send in pictures.
It's a segment that I call Why I Don't Have Kids.
[Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble"]
- [singing] Trouble when you walked in
Oh So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
- All right, these pictures remind me why I don't have kids,
and thank you for sending these in.
The first one comes from Jacqueline Shaw
from Brockton, Massachusetts.
"Our son was alone for two minutes
"and managed to completely destroy his room.
"Then, exhaust himself."
Look, not that I'm on his side,
but it does look like there's some stuff you could throw out.
Richard Villagomez in Los Angeles, California,
"I guess this kid needed some privacy,
"so he did what he had to do."
I'm just qui--I don't--
is that, like, a potty thing that he's on?
It looks--I mean, he's clearly in the middle of a living room.
There seems to be a dining room table behind him.
I don't blame him. Why put that there?
Crystal Nowery from "Ana-daga"...
"Anadaga?" - Onondaga.
"It got very quiet while I was folding laundry,
"so I went to check on my kids.
"My daughter poured green and yellow food covering--
coloring all over my sons head."
What in God's good name?
Right after that picture was taken
the babies head spun around and levitated off the bed.
Oh, my God.
That's why I don't have kids.
If you have pictures of your kids,
and you think I should see 'em, please send them to me.
We'll be back.
[Pink's "Today's the Day"]