Okay, um, here is a song I wrote. It's kinda silly actually but I hope you like it...
Instead of spoiling Game of Thrones, why can't my friends spoil real life. My God, that's so shit...
And first up tonight ladies and gentlemen, we have very funny young lady,
my girlfriend, it's Kerry Keenan making her debut.
Kerry will be making her debut in a couple of minutes folks.
Hello. Hello. Don't go on stage, you hear me? Don't be going on. What? Who is this? Really?
Really? I don't understand. How are you... I'm you. I mean, you're me. For God's sake, I don't know how long I have.
Just don't go on stage. Why, what's wrong? What do you mean?
I have managed to everything in my life up right now and I think this is a second
chance, so you need to take this seriously. Derm, is this one of your jokes?
This isn't funny. Please, please. Please don't go on stage.
And if she's quite finished with her phone call, Kerry Keenan.
Do you have the passports? Yup. And there's the taxi.
Relax, I think they're gonna have shops in Australia. All right yeah you know it's
gonna be amazing, right? Yeah, it's gonna be brilliant.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to put up with you and stuff, but you know, but I'll cope. Right, let's go. Two seconds, OK?
You think you know him, but you don't. He's going to leave you. And then, we're left... yeah?
What? No. He would never do that. He what? Are you sure. Don't trust him. Kerry, who was that.
I don't think I can do this. Please please, you know I love your little freakouts but can we
just wait until we get to Australia? I think we've rushed into this. I don't know maybe we
should get long distance ago and then maybe I'll come in a few weeks.
Kerry, I'll be out there for a year.
I know. I'm sorry.
Hello, here is a song that I wrote. It's kinda silly...
Hello? Stop calling me! You're driving me and seeing and I can't stick it anymore. Do you understand me?
What? You're so young. Wait, are you at that open mike night?
I'm you. You're me. I know this is really confusing when you have to listen to me.
How are you... Shut up. Shut up and walk to the stage.
But no... Oh my god, just go!
Right, now what? Don't take any more calls from me, just ignore me.
I don't know, just trust yourself, okay? Why, is something bad could happen or...
Nothing bad happens, but nothing good happens either.
It's just a waste. If you spend your whole life worrying about all the horrible things that could happen,
nothing will happen and believe me, that's worse. I'm so confused right now. Good. Everybody is. Hello?
Erm, I wrote this song, it's probably crap, but, here goes...