Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Superman Returns - Parody with Batman

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(Music Playing)

Wahhh!!! Give me your candy, you rancid spoiled brat!

Let go, you creepy old guy! It's mine!

sigh... I can't believe that this is the crime spree we chose.

Stealing candy from children.

Babes love my ever lasting gob stopper. (laughs)

From now on we're not picking crime waves out of a hat.

Who even put that idea in the hat?

(kick) AhhhhH!!!! Help help! He's got my umbrella!

Come back you stupid kid!

Ohhh, not again...

Well, well, if it isn't the dredges of Gotham city.

Why, if it isn't Mr. Clean.

I'm Lex Luthor!

(singing) Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean


(singing) Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean

Shut up, or I'll murder you all!

At least we know you can clean up the mess. (laughs)


Not so fast Lex

Hey, it's Super Douche.

Surrender now. Your collective evil will never beat truth, justice, and the American way.

(Gun Shot) Oh! I'm dead.

That really is the American way.

How'd you do that?

Kryptonite Bullet, duh egghead. It really wasn't that hard to figure out.

That's what she said! (laughs)

Really? You have to use that one again?

You try and say something funny after everything.

It's harder than you think

That's what she said.

(Laughs) (Hit) OWWW!!!

Stop stealing my lines!

(singing) na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Me

Hey, it's Mr. Clean.

I'm not Mr. Clean!

Who's the dead sexy guy?

Prepare for destruction, caped crusader.

Egg of doom! (evil laugh)

Old Batsy seems to have egg on his face. (laughs)

(hit) OWWWW!!! (cries)

Sigh... Oh... I don't know what I hang out with these morons.

(penguin cries)

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