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"Chase #1 - Anger Doesn't Take a Day Off"

Angry Dummy: Ah, a nice sunny day... and to make things even better, I finally got my beloved toolbox! =)

And I also have a new job! This weird Besla Cyberduck hired me...

...since I give cops a lot of trouble, he asked me to steal their snow plow!

Rocket: Oh, look! It's Angry Dummy AGAIN! Bruh, we need that snow plow, you know?

And while we're at it, we need those tools as well.

I mean... how are we gonna mount it on Petrolhead's truck without them?

Rookies, watch out for that snow plow. He knows how to use it and...

Oh well, that happened!

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Aw, man! Steering is toast already... I'll need to call for backup!

I heard Deputy Kiddo lives around here, but she's on her day off, and won't be happy...

You guys are NOT going to ruin my day! I'm off to work!

Kiddo: Duuude! Today is my day off! The bubblegum factory only offers tours once every six months...

I had this scheduled for so long! Let's hope this "emergency" ends quickly enough... Ugh!

Oh, there he is! Time for some blocking, this should stop him, I think...

OH BOY, I THOUGHT IT WRONG!

ALRIGHT, it's on! You're ruining my plans already...

...so I'm gonna wreck your day!

Those tour tickets were hella expensive, you know? Who's gonna pay for those, huh?

YOU WILL! Meet my trademark aerial Car-ate technique...

The DIVE-BOMB! Tee-hee!

Uh-oh...

That did NOT work as planned...

I am thoroughly unimpressed...

Time to use my tools and deliver this plow to my client!

Genghis Car... what a weird dude...

Ziggy: WAIT! Did I hear Genghis Car!?

If Gengis Car is involved, this means trouble!

Whatever this is about, it MUST be bad... I need to stop this guy!

Okay, that's some minor damage... If it doesn't blow up, it ain't serious! =)

Let's try a different approach...

He's at low speed, I should be able to block him just fine...

OR NOT! Mistakes were made!

Ah, dang it!

The only mistake was when you were born, Ziggy... and that was you! HAHA!

I know I am mean, I just don't care... XD

AgentY: Ziggy was patrolling this area before sending a distress call...

That might mean the suspect is near... Oh, there he...

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*Pause for air*

IIIIIIIIEEEEEAUGH!

Don't be overly dramatic, will you? It wasn't even that much of a big hit!

I'm almost at the rendezvous point! Genghis will give me some serious cash!

Sheriff Dummieson: You ain't gonna need money in JAIL!

Inmate economy is based around trinkets, cigarettes and bottle caps...

I hope you enjoy your stay, you won't be leaving for quite a while! =)

Time for the... PAAAAAAAAAIN!

Uhh... wait a minute...

Why is his truck still holding on!? What's with that!?

Angry Dummy: I received some special help from a friend in common!

Dummieson: What do you mean!?

My new employer, Genghis Car, told me to send you his best regards!

Genghis Car!? So he is behind this entire crap!?

Alright, this might be serious... If Genghis wants that snow plow...

...he has a very bad idea for it!

I cannot let it fall into his hands for sure!

If a hard, direct hit isn't doing the trick...

...I'll need to improvise and hit this guy on the sides!

This should be enough!

I can see some smoke already... It's working!

And now... a special Car-Fu technique for the immobilization!

You ain't going anywhere! You're under arrest!

NOOOOOOOOOO! I'm hiding under the seats, this guy is crazy!

You bet I am crazy! Now get out of the car, I can see you hiding under that seat!

Kiddo: Uhh... This is kinda embarrassing, but... can someone help flipping my car upright?

Ziggy: Oh well, at least I got a decent ocean view here...

AgentY: I'm glad you're enjoying it... because it'll take time to fish you out of there!

I'll just take a nap while waiting for Debbie's tow truck...

Rookie #1: Lesson taken... Never hit a snow plow head-on...

...unless you like strong emotions!

Rookie #2: I wonder if this will be discounted from my paycheck...

Rocket: Ah, don't worry, there's some budget for minor damages and small fixes...

"Chase #2:Owner Of A Lonely Heart!" Darkstig: would you look at that! ETK decided to rebuild their prototype truck!

That calls for a heist! I should finally turn this into a fine food truck and...

...win Blondie's heart with a romantic dinner!

McJohn: Give up already! She only likes rich people with expensive gifts!

Blondie once told me that a guy's most attractive part was his wallet...

...so stop this nonsense, you're not getting lucky, pal!

But I'm not a romantic counselor or anything! I'm here to stop you and...

ARGH!

Oh, I'm rolling down this cliff, aren't I?

Ha! It stopped! =)

Darkstig: Guys... this is getting too embarrassing, even for our standards...

Are we really doing a vehicular conga line? This is a kids show, you know?

McRoll: Ah, dang it... Nothing good can possibly come from this...

I FREAKING KNEW IT!

Bruh, I know you're in love and everything, but... this is too much!

Can you guys just stop this, please? I got places to go!

Just tell Dummieson you didn't find me or anything....

Rookie #2: We like Blondie too... =)

Rookie #1: Yeah! She's very funny and a very delightful girl! =)

Ziggy: UNBELIEVABLE! Those goofballs like Blondie? Not only they suck at cop chases...

...but they also have poor taste! Everyone knows Cargo is the best girl!

TAKE THAT!

How's that for a direct hit, huh?

I managed to throw him off the cliff! Yay!

NOOOOOOOO! Beaten by a teeny tiny vehicle!? I just wanted a date...

Rookie #1: With Darkstig in jail, I should ask Blondie out... =)

Rookie #2: Not if I ask her out first!

McJohn: I hope my Cannon Truck gets fixed soon...

McRoll: I prefer books over dates! =) Less trouble that way!

Ziggy: I'm sure even Blondie thinks Cargo is the best girl...

"Chase #3 - The Great Cookie Heist, Part 1" O'Cliff: Debbie really let us down this time...

...as she got hungover again, and our cars weren't ready on schedule.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ah, it's always the landing... The landing ruins everything...

Argh! This darned thing is toast already... I miss my car!

Darkstig: I may not be the Cookie Monster, but I am raiding your cookie jar! Haha!

Farm Sheriff McCrank: Ah, dem darned ciminals, stealin' de cookies...

I can see de scoundrel from a mile away! There he is!

STAHP IN DE NAME OF DE LAW, YA GOOF!

Darkstig: No can do! This is a job for none other than Genghis...

Ya mean, DAT Genghis!? De big crime lord an' all!?

Dis' might be serious!

Darkstig: You bet it is! He needs food for his troopers...

...and you're on our way! The guy has big plans, you see?

I wish I could stay, but I have an errand to run!

See ya!

Oh, those dummies have absolutely no idea of what is coming...

I gotta deliver those cookies fast, otherwise Genghis will be mad...

...and bad things happen when he is mad!

Gotta speed this up, will take a detour on this town...

It is unlikely that one of the deputies is hanging around here, there are no donut shops nearby!

This should save me half an hour...

...and a lot of trouble!

McSpeed: That's unexpected... This is a very rural area of the region...

The only reason I'm even here is because my grandma lives nearby...

Hey... HEEEEY! Stop this this, will you?

I said STOP!

Why is Darkstig even here, for crying out loud!?

And with a stolen cookie van as well!

Ah, the cheeky cretin! He's taking a detour!

Oh no, you're not getting away!

TAKE THIS!

My car has seen better days... but I should be able to beat him.

Lemme get some distance, and then give him a big hit!

This should be enough... Let's do this!

TAKE...

Bruh... he dodged it! And I lost a wheel! This calls for a backup!

Oh, you don't even have an idea yet, McSpeed...

McJohn: Finally my Cannon truck is fully operational again!

I don't understand why Darkstig is stirring up trouble in here, of all places...

There's not a lot to steal, this is Uncanny Valley's most empty place!

There he is! Fire away!

I can only think he'd come here to hide... but why?

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?

I think this is in the bag!

Just surrender already! I still got a few cannonballs, don't try anything dumb...

Hey, thanks for the help! Haha! You really are not that bright...

Aw, man! You gotta be kidding... Back to the chase, I guess...

Weird... The car is kinda slower than usual...

What's this smell... Could that be...

AH, DEBBIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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